I wish I hadn't seen this. I can't imagine my weekdays without Craig's hilarious and awesome behavior.
Message to Craig Benzine: PLEASE DON'T EVER DIE!! Just use your time-machine when you're around 70-90 years old depending on the average living age. I wish you the best of luck my dear famous and favorite accointance.
and here we have it.. the very first wheezy waiter episode i ever watched. My marathon up until this point is technically complete, but i think i will keep going just because the thought of wheezy not making videos anymore is just too much.. *sob* *sob*
P.S, I would punch those who raised there hand, craig. I would. :)
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved." John 3:16-17
OK OK I've figured it out: just clone yourself - I'm a freakin genius how no one's thought of that before is amazing XD. If they actually played it at your funeral that would be strange but funny and innovative (which perfectly represents you) and naturally very sad :( Don't go anywhere Weezy I've just discovered you and I'm so not ready to let go ... OK taking this too seriously now ;)
My sincere condolences go out to you for your loss...Ahhww, or for your future loss of yourself....Darn, I never know what to say??? you will be missed!!!! You will forever live on YouTube!!!! Good thing you skilled in the art of violent video games!!!!!
@WarNerveSDMF I second WarNerve. Being there is really no way you could ever even somewhat prove the existence of an afterlife or a God... ever... It would be ignorant to say that their existence is fact.
@OpenlyClosed listen i know its not my place to talk here but i dont think you can prove that there isint a god.(as a matter of fact there is and when the world ends,youre gonna go to hell just like all the other non-belivers) p.s.what about that big bang theory shit who do you think created those two things that created the big bang. man scientist arent smart in fact there a bunch of idiots for coming up with that dumb big bang crap.
@MarioBro343250 There is no way you could prove a God's existence or lack there of. Thus meaning none can be treated as definite facts, though the nonexistence of a god is better supported. P.S... I figure you're just Trollin'...
@OpenlyClosed what are you talkin about there are more religious supporters out thhre, the non-existence of a god is just a bunch of bull shit. there is a god and if you dont believe i think there a pretty good chance of you dying and endin up in hell from all the bull youve talking
@MarioBro343250 Just because more people support it doesn't mean the facts do. Just goes to show how stupid some people are to believe in magic and then force-feed it to their kids.
@MarioBro343250 Just be quiet. No one cares! If Hell is real, then why would Satan punish me? Apparently I'm on his side. Could you prove there is a god? Heck, I'm agnostic, so what'd I do wrong? No one can prove if there is or isn't a god, and I'd like to see someone try. And scientists aren't dumb for coming up with the Big Bang theory. Sure, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it is only a theory after all! And if you're going to go w/ that theory, then who created god?
it is 2012 feb 23 and you are alive =)
numbat12345 23 hours ago
Although I enjoyed this video, it also broke my heart to think about you dying :/
xTheEmilyx 1 day ago
what the heck Craig they played that ending at
SoTodayAtSchool 3 days ago
Was that Whitney Houston singing at the end..? if so.. LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE!
MillerMooseMan 4 days ago
@MillerMooseMan Check the date. This video was made in 2010.
xTheEmilyx 1 day ago
i will watch this the day you die wheezt
RnDnproductions 1 week ago
please play this at your funeral... put it in your will
MrPhish21 3 weeks ago
I'm watching this on January 25th 2012... NOOOOOOO!!!!!
yarndigger 4 weeks ago
Never have i ever had the advertissement before the video buffer... Somethings wrong in the world.
TheDoctor715 1 month ago
never in my 4 years on YouTube have i laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
imasupergleekx100 1 month ago
they should play this at caigs funeral, i think it would add a bit of happyness to losing craig
123456789robbie 1 month ago
I miss this outro!!!!!
potatogal97 1 month ago
too bad youtube background is not white anymore D: look what you have done YT!!!
pgsprout 1 month ago
I'll be drinking coffin coffee in my coffee coffin
ElectricMethod 1 month ago
At the part where he said to "fade out" more and more, the sun was obstructed more and more by clouds. I'm scared.
Shiga37 1 month ago
im watching this on not May 18th, 2011. and does that mean hes dead
eyelivefourhim 1 month ago
45 PEOPLE.
46 DISLIKES
(his mom was the other one)
RiskyBrothers 2 months ago
BUFFY!
BeautifulFreckledGrl 2 months ago
@Michallewinters LOL. 45 people, 54 likes. :D
NeekaTheGeek 2 months ago
@TheNerd1Nerd2 I love that I know exactly what you're talking about and that you refer to her as the spay girl x3
yona9rues 2 months ago
I cried :.(
WingsToAnime 2 months ago
Why ??? that isn't funny. Not even when I snorted rum and coke out of my nose.
minervasp73 2 months ago
WHEEZY NO DIE!!!! WHEEZY LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!
NavySEAL2011 2 months ago 6
:::( i was at his funeral
crystal5411 3 months ago
Or somethin'. Whatever.
JakeTheFakeReal 3 months ago
I couldn't even get past the first ten seconds. It was too unbearable!
Kmp620rocks 3 months ago 2
.....and the slurring of speech
snarlingrabiddog5150 4 months ago
I had my hand raised and got punched, but I WAS JUST STRETCHING! Thanks fot the buzzkill.
snarlingrabiddog5150 4 months ago
OMG the song he sang at the end, that's the song that the spazzy girl sang!! LOL
TheNerd1Nerd2 4 months ago
Coffeen?
rainbowumbrellaness 5 months ago
this is an absolutely fantastic idea Craig excellent work, and you managed to brin Driftless Pony Club into the vid aswell hehe nice job :P
7hird3ye 6 months ago
I want to see Craig when I arrive at the pearly gates...when I see him, he'll shake my hand and say, hello, beardlover...-3
RIPCompanionCube 6 months ago
Do this at your funeral, I'll make sure I attend, idk where in the world it is
Theycamefrombehind11 6 months ago
I do not drink coffee. But on the day wheezywaiter dies, I will indulge in it gratuitously.
ConnerDrummer 7 months ago 6
what about scarlett?
MsToriGirlRox 7 months ago
Hope that in 50 or so years when you do pass away, us clones will all organise a day of silence and coffee drinking for you.
AlexBaldwinFTW 8 months ago
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD TO HEAR HIM SAY 'I LOVE YOU'.
joomoo123 8 months ago 2
not to be morbid, but it would be way cool if this was actually played at your hopefully-not-soon-funeral.
Tremari0 8 months ago
I got punched in the face by your mom :(
TreesHateYouMan 8 months ago
I totally thought it was gonna be "and Iiiiiiiiiieeiiiiiiiiiiii will always loooooovee... it when the coffee is done"
eatmarth 8 months ago
I really hope I'm not the only one who raised my hand, looked at it, and then started a fight with an imaginary person next to me. .___.
ThyPunkRockKitty 9 months ago
only wheezy vid i couldn't get through
trv16gel 9 months ago
wait a sec its not may 18th....IS WHEEZY DEAD!
cheseeh 9 months ago 4
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rycan14 9 months ago
i finally got to hear the entirety of the singing rug!
SpinningFaithProject 9 months ago
interesting to see Wheezy do the wink(;
9Beanz 9 months ago
Coffin + Coffee + Caffiene = Coffeen.. Caffeen.. Caffin.. Caffieene?
DjXiaHin 9 months ago
Creepy intro.... :/ I'm going to have nightmares for eight years at least.
jhaagens 9 months ago
@jhaagens How is it creepy?
AdamantSystems 7 months ago
I wish I hadn't seen this. I can't imagine my weekdays without Craig's hilarious and awesome behavior.
Message to Craig Benzine: PLEASE DON'T EVER DIE!! Just use your time-machine when you're around 70-90 years old depending on the average living age. I wish you the best of luck my dear famous and favorite accointance.
thatguy987 9 months ago
He actually winked this time! ;D
KeybladeMaster33 9 months ago 2
wheezy can't die he will live for EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Fredthe99th 10 months ago 4
You sounded like you were about to cry. WHEEZYWAITER FOR PRESIDENT! DICTATOR! PRESITATOR!?
ThrashEagle 10 months ago 4
i totally thought that you died... until u pointed out that u uploaded this in 2010. i feel futuristic ;)
coldasackgirls 10 months ago
that is so sad
chalkboardscratch 10 months ago
Nooo....don't die.....:(
angelajang1 10 months ago
Ouch i got puched in the face >.<
scafx08 10 months ago
Okay. So when your funeral comes around all your fans will REMEMBER this and fight their way forward to play this video.
meegoseven 10 months ago
I think he should make a video like this once a year. It will help him keep up with all the new stuff in his life.
pologatch 10 months ago
:( this broke my heart!! I hope you'll live forever Wheezy...or..at least for another 100years or so...;)
ninnush 10 months ago 3
OMG. You could host your own funeral
lambyjr 10 months ago 5
C'mon, just see the humor in it, don't be so sad, he's not dead yet
mauileqwerty 10 months ago 3
Ahahah one his best
mauileqwerty 10 months ago
I hope it won't buffer so much at your funeral craig.
DudeOfBordomXD 10 months ago 42
I hope this is really played at your funeral.
BrotherDamascus 10 months ago 14
Ill pour coffee in your coffin and pour some beer on your grave so you too, can join in the good times.
SealFormulaMaster 10 months ago
"For the nazis and teachers and stuff it's great to be out of money."
Also a quote from the closed captioning.
noleyone 10 months ago
@noleyone I hope you realize that you got the 1,000th comment! That means that YOU WIN A NEW CAR!! Just kidding...
CreemeOfCheese 10 months ago
@CreemeOfCheese Awesome... Wait... Ah, poo.
noleyone 10 months ago
closed captioning translated "driftless pony club' to 'trust in a pro ho'
good to know google has its priorities straight.
Rarefied100 10 months ago 2
44 people got punched in the face by mom.
sjonahm18 10 months ago
Depressed...
starholder5 10 months ago
Don't even joke about dying... I'll cry.
PippaLikesPie 10 months ago
:( I'M SAD NOW.
TheJojo2202 10 months ago
That scared me
flidrl 11 months ago
Your a Buffy fan? You just got 100 times more cooler
SummersandWinters 11 months ago 4
This was so damn sad.
Beeru 11 months ago
rip craig benzie 1981- may 18 2010
ViperRKO1975 11 months ago
Did anyone else feel like crying after he faded away at the end? Or was that just me? .... :S
YoungWarriorCatfish 11 months ago 4
if they actually played this at his funeral it would probably traumatize everyone there lol
musclegeek1991 11 months ago 2
Wheezy, they BETTER show this vid at your funeral.
themuffinman207 11 months ago 3
this is the first weezywaiter video i saw
chase1146newacount 1 year ago 4
YOU STOLE TOBY'S BACKGROUND.
SugarFreeMentosGum 1 year ago 2
Wheezywaiter's gonna have the best funeral ever
evanandodd 1 year ago 73
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
This is so sad.. I kept picturing your funeral, and all of your friends crying over the loss.
lisamb87 1 year ago
@lisamb87 lol I see his funeral and ME crying over the loss. They would have a section of the funeral right in the front labled Beard Lovers
GumiYummi 1 year ago
:'(
TheSweetDream 1 year ago
this was sad =( plz dnt die
IHateSchoolPeople 1 year ago
Craig sings I will always love you better than that frustrated girl does... not sure what that says about either of them though.
kamden1980 1 year ago
"WO GOOD ONE MOM, unless your already dead"
haythereitsmegan 1 year ago
and here we have it.. the very first wheezy waiter episode i ever watched. My marathon up until this point is technically complete, but i think i will keep going just because the thought of wheezy not making videos anymore is just too much.. *sob* *sob*
P.S, I would punch those who raised there hand, craig. I would. :)
TaraB972 1 year ago
@TaraB972 We could do a GIANT punch with all the Beard Lovers.
GumiYummi 1 year ago
I want to have one of these at my funeral
TheMysterykatie1 1 year ago
I feel sad already :(
Awesomefulism 1 year ago
i'm watching this video for the first time ever right now...
...i hope to never see this video again
mmp2011 1 year ago 92
@mmp2011 I read this before i watched the video and wondered "Why did a troll get in the top comments??"
Now i couldn't agree with you more. D;
PlasticInk 6 months ago
I bet that people disliked this video only because they thought that Craig would live forever.
potatogal97 1 year ago 10
hey its the longest version of the angel sound ive heard so far
DakireProductions 1 year ago 5
This is the most amazing thing to have played at a funeral. I want to make one!
RyanSomelofske 1 year ago
Pole dancers? Wheezy if you have kids do u want them to see that?
GumiYummi 1 year ago 144
@GumiYummi I wish my dad would show me pole dancers.
bobtnaig 1 year ago
@bobtnaig I seriously have no responce to that, that is disgusting.
GumiYummi 1 year ago
@GumiYummi Luckily he doesn't have kids
coollabby00 5 months ago
OMG whezzy winked!!!! ahhh
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Enoch2 1 year ago
Your head looks big in this one..
nissypig1 1 year ago
Dear Craig,
Impressive high notes :]
Love,
A Beardlover
Lizfth2 1 year ago 7
HAHAHA that could mean how lost ends. lol
FenderrMann 1 year ago
2 outros it must be christmas!
theFlyinglightning 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter I will gladly pole dance at your funeral.
StageNameSadie 1 year ago
wow, you're a good singer!
potatogal97 1 year ago
could I bowl with you in the After Life?
itsokayimaninja 1 year ago
at 1:50 to 1:58 its funny because the promoted the videos beside the video is for the Priest movie
legonerfer27 1 year ago
first you make everyone love you and then you tell them you're going to take it all away by having wife and kids?
progress2007 1 year ago
I almost started crying when Craig winked. Almost. I've waited for that a looong time.
annta93 1 year ago
omg. i got a highest rated comment. my dream has come true :)
makeorbreakgirlz 1 year ago
When I die I wanna be buried face-down so those I hate can kiss my ass.
EliteXAssassin 1 year ago
Coffe coffin
ill be drinking coffin coffe in my coffe coffin...
awesome lol xD
DoctorYoda1 1 year ago
OK OK I've figured it out: just clone yourself - I'm a freakin genius how no one's thought of that before is amazing XD. If they actually played it at your funeral that would be strange but funny and innovative (which perfectly represents you) and naturally very sad :( Don't go anywhere Weezy I've just discovered you and I'm so not ready to let go ... OK taking this too seriously now ;)
MiracleMira 1 year ago
This actually made me really sad =(
We love you Craig.
We should be researching ways to turn beards into immortality generators!
youmaycallmequeen 1 year ago
OmG!! I actually cried!!!!
love you wheezy!!!
marielitai 1 year ago 2
Lol if i was related to you I'd play this at your funeral
MasonChildress 1 year ago
Craig, I love you.
SirMalrose 1 year ago
Wheezy, if they actually play this at your funeral, that would be f*ding*ed up. But it'll also be hilarious.
MOTat18 1 year ago
rofllmao
redryderbbguy 1 year ago
This would be great if they really play this at your funeral.
BrotherDamascus 1 year ago
Noo!!!! Don't die Craig!!!! D:
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
punch them happy people! punch em like it's free bagel friday!
EverHungry8FryingPan 1 year ago 2
OMFG HE WINKED *faints dead away*
nikeeweston 1 year ago
You watch Buffy? So do I!
WillsKirjava 1 year ago
it would be so EPIC if they did put this at your funeral.. Bahahaha
MimixxKiwi10 1 year ago
@MimixxKiwi10 they will :L there meant to
absolutezero1000 1 year ago
lol ok wtf
boredtodeathify 1 year ago
I had to punch my little brother because he raised his hand...
15onflux555 1 year ago
man this video was sadder than it was meant to be
kamphychair 1 year ago 263
@kamphychair I... I kinda got teary there.
Koru 1 year ago
Buffy FTW
Panabag 1 year ago
BEST VIDEO EVEEEEER!!!!!!!
dreamseeker17 1 year ago 2
My sincere condolences go out to you for your loss...Ahhww, or for your future loss of yourself....Darn, I never know what to say??? you will be missed!!!! You will forever live on YouTube!!!! Good thing you skilled in the art of violent video games!!!!!
Shermdoggydogg 1 year ago
Buffy's very cool.
hyru913 1 year ago
your funeral is going to be amazing
fangt00th 1 year ago 2
you are a good fuckin singer xD
danidani111 1 year ago
pole dancers? craig, i;m sorry to tell you this, but i'm going to have to assassinate you.
viking977 1 year ago
You better arrange for this to actually be on your funeral. that would be so awesome!
Menokokoro 1 year ago 4
I LOVE YOUR BEARD!
YRUIM 1 year ago
this vid made me sad
3vil305 1 year ago 2
Craig's mom hit me hard...
craxyguys123 1 year ago
Is he really married?
TealEgyptian 1 year ago
I luv this
superseandude 1 year ago
Buffyyy!
Sabortooftigar 1 year ago
ahahaha. punch them in the face. I want that too.
iwasnotmadeinchina 1 year ago
who started saying "doobly doo"?
FrankSalazarJr 1 year ago
@FrankSalazarJr Perhaps someone insane...try swiftkaratechop. if its not him it might be this guy right here
deathswriter 1 year ago
@deathswriter i've seen so many youtubers saying, idk why it gets me thinking
FrankSalazarJr 1 year ago
@FrankSalazarJr signed:Cragity Craig, Craig with a wig
deathswriter 1 year ago
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@FrankSalazarJr signed:Cragity Craig, Craig with a wig.
deathswriter 1 year ago
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@FrankSalazarJr signed:Cragity Craig, Craig with a wig.
deathswriter 1 year ago
You kinda ruin the intro by putting in a link to your next video.
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
"Coffin coffee in my coffee coffin" I love you Don't die <3
Mer1002 1 year ago
PUNCH 'EM IN THE FACE! JUST PUNCH EM! XD
NoobyMac 1 year ago
okay, some people dis-like this video....WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
TheHarare1 1 year ago
OMG thats crazy i watched this on 18th
harmlesslycapable 1 year ago
@WarNerveSDMF I second WarNerve. Being there is really no way you could ever even somewhat prove the existence of an afterlife or a God... ever... It would be ignorant to say that their existence is fact.
OpenlyClosed 1 year ago
@OpenlyClosed listen i know its not my place to talk here but i dont think you can prove that there isint a god.(as a matter of fact there is and when the world ends,youre gonna go to hell just like all the other non-belivers) p.s.what about that big bang theory shit who do you think created those two things that created the big bang. man scientist arent smart in fact there a bunch of idiots for coming up with that dumb big bang crap.
MarioBro343250 1 year ago
@MarioBro343250 There is no way you could prove a God's existence or lack there of. Thus meaning none can be treated as definite facts, though the nonexistence of a god is better supported. P.S... I figure you're just Trollin'...
OpenlyClosed 1 year ago
@OpenlyClosed what are you talkin about there are more religious supporters out thhre, the non-existence of a god is just a bunch of bull shit. there is a god and if you dont believe i think there a pretty good chance of you dying and endin up in hell from all the bull youve talking
MarioBro343250 1 year ago
@MarioBro343250 Just because more people support it doesn't mean the facts do. Just goes to show how stupid some people are to believe in magic and then force-feed it to their kids.
OpenlyClosed 1 year ago
@OpenlyClosed you're both wrong everybody has the right to there opinion
HAZhost 1 year ago
@MarioBro343250 Hey! Stop trying to shove religion in our face!
darkseed1010 1 year ago
@MarioBro343250 Just be quiet. No one cares! If Hell is real, then why would Satan punish me? Apparently I'm on his side. Could you prove there is a god? Heck, I'm agnostic, so what'd I do wrong? No one can prove if there is or isn't a god, and I'd like to see someone try. And scientists aren't dumb for coming up with the Big Bang theory. Sure, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it is only a theory after all! And if you're going to go w/ that theory, then who created god?
hyru913 1 year ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU RAISED YOUR HAND AT 1:08
TMCvids 1 year ago
@WarNerveSDMF YES? cus even though your christian you should be able to AND think that thought.Just saying it DOES exist is being ignorant.
musicplayah 1 year ago
i raised my hand and your mom punched me so now shes dead with you
nintendosasukefan 1 year ago