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  • it is 2012 feb 23 and you are alive =)

  • Although I enjoyed this video, it also broke my heart to think about you dying :/

  • what the heck Craig they played that ending at

  • Was that Whitney Houston singing at the end..? if so.. LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE!

  • @MillerMooseMan Check the date. This video was made in 2010.

  • i will watch this the day you die wheezt

  • please play this at your funeral... put it in your will

  • I'm watching this on January 25th 2012... NOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • Never have i ever had the advertissement before the video buffer... Somethings wrong in the world.

  • never in my 4 years on YouTube have i laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

  • they should play this at caigs funeral, i think it would add a bit of happyness to losing craig

  • I miss this outro!!!!!

  • too bad youtube background is not white anymore D: look what you have done YT!!!

  • I'll be drinking coffin coffee in my coffee coffin

  • At the part where he said to "fade out" more and more, the sun was obstructed more and more by clouds. I'm scared.

  • im watching this on not May 18th, 2011. and does that mean hes dead

  • 45 PEOPLE.

    46 DISLIKES

    (his mom was the other one)

  • BUFFY!

  • @Michallewinters LOL. 45 people, 54 likes. :D

  • @TheNerd1Nerd2 I love that I know exactly what you're talking about and that you refer to her as the spay girl x3

  • I cried :.(

  • Why ??? that isn't funny. Not even when I snorted rum and coke out of my nose.

  • WHEEZY NO DIE!!!! WHEEZY LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!

  • :::( i was at his funeral

  • Or somethin'. Whatever.

  • I couldn't even get past the first ten seconds. It was too unbearable!

  • .....and the slurring of speech

  • I had my hand raised and got punched, but I WAS JUST STRETCHING! Thanks fot the buzzkill.

  • OMG the song he sang at the end, that's the song that the spazzy girl sang!! LOL

  • Coffeen?

  • this is an absolutely fantastic idea Craig excellent work, and you managed to brin Driftless Pony Club into the vid aswell hehe nice job :P

  • I want to see Craig when I arrive at the pearly gates...when I see him, he'll shake my hand and say, hello, beardlover...-3

  • Do this at your funeral, I'll make sure I attend, idk where in the world it is

  • I do not drink coffee.  But on the day wheezywaiter dies, I will indulge in it gratuitously.

  • what about scarlett?

  • Hope that in 50 or so years when you do pass away, us clones will all organise a day of silence and coffee drinking for you.

  • IT WAS REALLY WEIRD TO HEAR HIM SAY 'I LOVE YOU'.

  • not to be morbid, but it would be way cool if this was actually played at your hopefully-not-soon-funeral.

  • I got punched in the face by your mom :(

  • I totally thought it was gonna be "and Iiiiiiiiiieeiiiiiiiiiiii will always loooooovee... it when the coffee is done"

  • I really hope I'm not the only one who raised my hand, looked at it, and then started a fight with an imaginary person next to me. .___.

  • only wheezy vid i couldn't get through

  • wait a sec its not may 18th....IS WHEEZY DEAD!

  • i finally got to hear the entirety of the singing rug!

  • interesting to see Wheezy do the wink(;

  • Coffin + Coffee + Caffiene = Coffeen.. Caffeen.. Caffin.. Caffieene?

  • Creepy intro.... :/ I'm going to have nightmares for eight years at least.

  • @jhaagens How is it creepy?

  • I wish I hadn't seen this. I can't imagine my weekdays without Craig's hilarious and awesome behavior.

    Message to Craig Benzine: PLEASE DON'T EVER DIE!! Just use your time-machine when you're around 70-90 years old depending on the average living age. I wish you the best of luck my dear famous and favorite accointance. 

  • He actually winked this time! ;D

  • wheezy can't die he will live for EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You sounded like you were about to cry. WHEEZYWAITER FOR PRESIDENT! DICTATOR! PRESITATOR!?

  • i totally thought that you died... until u pointed out that u uploaded this in 2010. i feel futuristic ;)

  • that is so sad

  • Nooo....don't die.....:(

  • Ouch i got puched in the face >.<

  • Okay. So when your funeral comes around all your fans will REMEMBER this and fight their way forward to play this video.

  • I think he should make a video like this once a year. It will help him keep up with all the new stuff in his life.

  • :( this broke my heart!! I hope you'll live forever Wheezy...or..at least for another 100years or so...;)

  • OMG. You could host your own funeral

  • C'mon, just see the humor in it, don't be so sad, he's not dead yet

  • Ahahah one his best

  • I hope it won't buffer so much at your funeral craig.

  • I hope this is really played at your funeral.

  • Ill pour coffee in your coffin and pour some beer on your grave so you too, can join in the good times.

  • "For the nazis and teachers and stuff it's great to be out of money."

    Also a quote from the closed captioning.

  • @noleyone I hope you realize that you got the 1,000th comment! That means that YOU WIN A NEW CAR!! Just kidding...

  • @CreemeOfCheese Awesome... Wait... Ah, poo.

  • closed captioning translated "driftless pony club' to 'trust in a pro ho'

    good to know google has its priorities straight.

  • 44 people got punched in the face by mom.

  • Depressed...

  • Don't even joke about dying... I'll cry.

  • :( I'M SAD NOW.

  • That scared me

  • Your a Buffy fan? You just got 100 times more cooler

  • This was so damn sad. 

  • rip craig benzie 1981- may 18 2010

  • Did anyone else feel like crying after he faded away at the end? Or was that just me? .... :S

  • if they actually played this at his funeral it would probably traumatize everyone there lol

  • Wheezy, they BETTER show this vid at your funeral.

  • this is the first weezywaiter video i saw

  • YOU STOLE TOBY'S BACKGROUND.

  • Wheezywaiter's gonna have the best funeral ever

  • *wink*

  • This is so sad.. I kept picturing your funeral, and all of your friends crying over the loss.

  • @lisamb87 lol I see his funeral and ME crying over the loss. They would have a section of the funeral right in the front labled Beard Lovers

  • :'( 

  • this was sad =( plz dnt die

  • Craig sings I will always love you better than that frustrated girl does... not sure what that says about either of them though.

  • "WO GOOD ONE MOM, unless your already dead"

  • and here we have it.. the very first wheezy waiter episode i ever watched. My marathon up until this point is technically complete, but i think i will keep going just because the thought of wheezy not making videos anymore is just too much.. *sob* *sob*

    P.S, I would punch those who raised there hand, craig. I would. :)

  • @TaraB972 We could do a GIANT punch with all the Beard Lovers.

  • I want to have one of these at my funeral

  • I feel sad already :(

  • i'm watching this video for the first time ever right now...

    ...i hope to never see this video again

  • @mmp2011 I read this before i watched the video and wondered "Why did a troll get in the top comments??"

    Now i couldn't agree with you more. D;

  • I bet that people disliked this video only because they thought that Craig would live forever.

  • hey its the longest version of the angel sound ive heard so far

  • This is the most amazing thing to have played at a funeral. I want to make one!

  • Pole dancers? Wheezy if you have kids do u want them to see that?

  • @GumiYummi I wish my dad would show me pole dancers.

  • @bobtnaig I seriously have no responce to that, that is disgusting.

  • @GumiYummi Luckily he doesn't have kids

  • OMG whezzy winked!!!! ahhh

  • Your head looks big in this one..

  • Dear Craig,

    Impressive high notes :]

    Love,

    A Beardlover

  • HAHAHA that could mean how lost ends. lol

  • 2 outros it must be christmas!

  • @wheezywaiter I will gladly pole dance at your funeral.

  • wow, you're a good singer!

  • could I bowl with you in the After Life?

  • at 1:50 to 1:58 its funny because the promoted the videos beside the video is for the Priest movie

  • first you make everyone love you and then you tell them you're going to take it all away by having wife and kids?

  • I almost started crying when Craig winked. Almost. I've waited for that a looong time.

  • omg. i got a highest rated comment. my dream has come true :)

  • When I die I wanna be buried face-down so those I hate can kiss my ass.

  • Coffe coffin

    ill be drinking coffin coffe in my coffe coffin...

    awesome lol xD

  • OK OK I've figured it out: just clone yourself - I'm a freakin genius how no one's thought of that before is amazing XD. If they actually played it at your funeral that would be strange but funny and innovative (which perfectly represents you) and naturally very sad :( Don't go anywhere Weezy I've just discovered you and I'm so not ready to let go ... OK taking this too seriously now ;)

  • This actually made me really sad =(

    We love you Craig.

    We should be researching ways to turn beards into immortality generators!

  • OmG!! I actually cried!!!!

    love you wheezy!!!

  • Lol if i was related to you I'd play this at your funeral

  • Craig, I love you.

  • Wheezy, if they actually play this at your funeral, that would be f*ding*ed up. But it'll also be hilarious.

  • rofllmao

  • This would be great if they really play this at your funeral.

  • Noo!!!! Don't die Craig!!!! D:

  • punch them happy people! punch em like it's free bagel friday!

  • OMFG HE WINKED *faints dead away*

  • You watch Buffy? So do I!

  • it would be so EPIC if they did put this at your funeral.. Bahahaha

  • @MimixxKiwi10 they will :L there meant to

  • lol ok wtf

  • I had to punch my little brother because he raised his hand...

  • man this video was sadder than it was meant to be

  • @kamphychair I... I kinda got teary there.

  • Buffy FTW

  • BEST VIDEO EVEEEEER!!!!!!!

  • My sincere condolences go out to you for your loss...Ahhww, or for your future loss of yourself....Darn, I never know what to say??? you will be missed!!!! You will forever live on YouTube!!!! Good thing you skilled in the art of violent video games!!!!!

  • Buffy's very cool.

  • your funeral is going to be amazing

  • you are a good fuckin singer xD

  • pole dancers? craig, i;m sorry to tell you this, but i'm going to have to assassinate you.

  • You better arrange for this to actually be on your funeral. that would be so awesome!

  • I LOVE YOUR BEARD!

  • this vid made me sad

  • Craig's mom hit me hard...

  • Is he really married?

  • I luv this

  • Buffyyy!

  • ahahaha. punch them in the face. I want that too.

  • who started saying "doobly doo"?

  • @FrankSalazarJr Perhaps someone insane...try swiftkaratechop. if its not him it might be this guy right here

  • @deathswriter i've seen so many youtubers saying, idk why it gets me thinking

  • @FrankSalazarJr signed:Cragity Craig, Craig with a wig

  • You kinda ruin the intro by putting in a link to your next video.

  • "Coffin coffee in my coffee coffin" I love you Don't die <3

  • PUNCH 'EM IN THE FACE! JUST PUNCH EM! XD 

  • okay, some people dis-like this video....WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

  • OMG thats crazy i watched this on 18th

  • @WarNerveSDMF I second WarNerve. Being there is really no way you could ever even somewhat prove the existence of an afterlife or a God... ever... It would be ignorant to say that their existence is fact.

  • @OpenlyClosed listen i know its not my place to talk here but i dont think you can prove that there isint a god.(as a matter of fact there is and when the world ends,youre gonna go to hell just like all the other non-belivers) p.s.what about that big bang theory shit who do you think created those two things that created the big bang. man scientist arent smart in fact there a bunch of idiots for coming up with that dumb big bang crap.

  • @MarioBro343250 There is no way you could prove a God's existence or lack there of. Thus meaning none can be treated as definite facts, though the nonexistence of a god is better supported. P.S... I figure you're just Trollin'...

  • @OpenlyClosed what are you talkin about there are more religious supporters out thhre, the non-existence of a god is just a bunch of bull shit. there is a god and if you dont believe i think there a pretty good chance of you dying and endin up in hell from all the bull youve talking

  • @MarioBro343250 Just because more people support it doesn't mean the facts do. Just goes to show how stupid some people are to believe in magic and then force-feed it to their kids.

  • @OpenlyClosed you're both wrong everybody has the right to there opinion

  • @MarioBro343250 Hey! Stop trying to shove religion in our face!

  • @MarioBro343250 Just be quiet. No one cares! If Hell is real, then why would Satan punish me? Apparently I'm on his side. Could you prove there is a god? Heck, I'm agnostic, so what'd I do wrong? No one can prove if there is or isn't a god, and I'd like to see someone try. And scientists aren't dumb for coming up with the Big Bang theory. Sure, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it is only a theory after all! And if you're going to go w/ that theory, then who created god?

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU RAISED YOUR HAND AT 1:08

  • @WarNerveSDMF YES? cus even though your christian you should be able to AND think that thought.Just saying it DOES exist is being ignorant.

  • i raised my hand and your mom punched me so now shes dead with you