red vs blue episode 80

[cokebottlepopper23]

dum dum lynthatic system

[reacter77]

3:00 Grif: oh my god is it getting louder i bet the blues dont have to put up with anything this annoying

Computer phone lady: to mark this message as unread press 11

Church: THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE

Doc: Ohhhhhhh language

[bizybuzz619]

lol you seriosly post weak ass halo videos lol and you come out of no where and say call of duty is shit when i dont even mention call of duty lol you a dumb fuck

[444coole444]

how did they got that tiny elite

[zillafire101]

@444coole444 It's Tucker's wierd baby.

[zipzapper0]

uhh sir

simons you can pack up all the toiletries and mres

sir

[Resistance8]

"Music is a great way to learn things, that's how I studied for the MCAT. -You passed the MCAT? -Heheheh, not even close..."

[picklenote22]

"shut up your discusting"

[rallyhog1]

blarg... shut your disgusting

[ShadowAgent1000]

how they shrink an Elite?!?!?!?!?!?

computer sience today is amazing......

[Sylisthedemon]

@ShadowAgent1000 they didnt shrink him.. it is just viewed from a distance.. makeing it look smaller

[gunnyguy121]

hang up no shit i was just gonna keep talking til he decides to check hs voice mail lol rofl lawl lmao

[absdz9]

blarg honk

[sethjacobqc11]

3:05 lololol

[gunnyguy121]

i love this 1

[slitherinprincess2]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU F**KING W***E

[scientolofag]

fucking whore*

[onedopetagger]

it was a real doozy

number 2....

[Robbysass]

blarg blarg

shut up ure disgusting

blarg

[thebodaggit]

"Shut up. You're disgusting

[PopSmak]

i will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

[C85beast]

i love this 1 i laft until i cried then laft some more I will fucking stab u computer phone ladie lol

[silvertonguer]

When Church called Vick that was hilarious.

[caleb56487]

LOL church said:Give me a favour kill that fucking thing would you?LOL

[jimmymiff1]

honk shut up your disgusting

[pinkpretty27]

o it says 555 - vick o i thought it was 555- dick oops lol

[littlecooner]

its 555-dick

[ThemIsMean]

"THEIR IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!"

"ohhh language."

[eldest91]

"I bet the blues dont have to deal with anything this annoying."

"I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!!!!"

[shadowgouf]

@ThemIsMean agh I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself

[Lily00]

lol

[liverpoolrock13]

my gamertag is ajrossi13

[liverpoolrock13]

hoppy885 wsend me freind request on xbox live and ill send u recon free

[thefamefame12]

I LUV THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maverick9950]

yeah he did...i have almost every episode memorized except recreation i havent watched that as many times as blood gulch and reconstruction

[MitchIsFilipino]

i will fuking stab u u computer phone lady!!!!!!!

[linkinp45]

zobiebdog u said that wrong....i love this show

[ZombieBdog247]

"there is no 11 you god damn whore"

"language"

"omg just give me the fucking beep"

LOL

[metalmarshal303]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE,

OO language. funny as hell

[randommuchlol888]

"Blaaaargh"

Church: "Shut up you're disgusting"

[Linkmastertheorginal]

Hey whos that guy lets kill him! xD

[SoyuKiki]

I can feel the tapping in my brain!! Lol, I love that!

[MurderYaa]

WHOOT view 128,800

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!

[xN00BKillerx]

"There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!"

Haha!! Made me lol big time xD

[pinkpretty27]

at 555- d i c k. blaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggg! o and kill that fucking thing. hilarious. just give me the fucking beap. i will fucking stab you computer lady. hilarious!

[hollytoledo22]

It's 555-V i c k

[ArbiterPizza]

The aliens name was 'honkhonk' he says so himself in episode 64

[zetsutobi21]

"arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"shut up ur digusting"

[TheDemonXX9]

LMAO WHEN I SAW THE LITTLE GUY LMAO LOL

[JABZDOTKID]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE hahahahahahahahahaha

[tomrvn666]

they should make this a tv show

[tat3r0sal3d]

how did doc not have a gun?

[memea1915]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! lol

[Argetlam3001]

"I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!"

[Megamechdude]

Actually, the alien that got Tucker pregnant was called 'CrucnchBite'.

[jobo99999]

Also known as Fluffly. The Alien that only loves.

[xena91388]

Caboose also named him Fluffy in another episode.

[gamemaster773]

there is no 11 u fucking whore

[steellemon]

hahaha "shut up your disgusting!" lol

[tuna2221]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKIN WHORE

[GlassCake12]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER LADY!

[Dwhite1788]

is the baby like the child version of honk honk?

[layzxcrazy]

yeah, honk honk was the one who got tucker pregnant

[ADxTygon]

lol 3:08

[craZyboyZ1417]

do me a faver,kill the fuckin thing

[maverick9950]

Now come to think of it has anyone ever had to deal with a military base pharmacy recording? it goes on and on and on.....and your saying things like that in your head

[esplandoo4]

"really hang up no shit

i was just keep talkin till he decided to check his voicemail"

LMAO hahahaha

[maverick9950]

"I dont...i ca-cant..this is"

"take your time this is a big moment"

"raor"

"i cant deal with right now"

"honk"

"shut up your disgusting"

[TheJax7]

LOL I can feel the tapping in my brain!! xD

lmao Sarge did you once built self destructive buttons.

NO sadly thats just you Griff HAHAHA

[johncillo88]

"really? hung up, no shit"...hahaha

[eddies0072]

"There is no 11 you F**cking whore!

lolz my fav line :D

[simplydrea17]

"Shut up your disgusting."

[myprofile1234567]

hahahahaha kill the fuckin thing lol

[Forlo12345]

Church's reaction to the alien baby was soo funny!!!!!!!

[XxInsomniac225xX]

"Hey who's that guy, let's shoot him!"

[CursedDoughnut]

the phone part is fucking hlarious

[Zero0Commenter]

"To mark as Urgent Press 11"

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE"lol hilarious.

[masterChief929]

I agree...Church's funniest line ever! But Caboose is still the funniest.

[masterChief929]

also another funny line "I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!" Just fucking funny.

[imdeslinkin]

Vic's jingle:

If you wanna talk, don't e-mail and dont you click click click click. Just call me up at 5-5-5___v-i-c-K

(best jingle ever)

[bestistbuddy]

there is no eleven u fucking whore!!! rofl!!!!!!!!

[bestistbuddy]

blarg honk!!

[ConnorGordon95]

i lol'ed for a long time, the alien goes blarg? church goes "shut up your disgusting"

[Zero0Commenter]

LMAO click 3:11 XD really funny!!!!!!!!

[MrMoothecow]

ur right there is no 11 u fucking whore lmao

[Ponywater]

shut up SARGE OMG!

[CentiZen]

"To mark as urgent, press 11"

 "THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU WHORE!"

[Xxero0]

Ooohh, language!

[Zangetsuis1]

lol that is fuckin amazing!! i killed laughing within the first 20 seconds

[Cullynw01]

there is no eleven u fucking whore

[Tsuna200]

churh:icant deal wit this anymore.Alien baby:uuuh.churh:Shut up your fuckking dusgusting

[SmiTeyOuSillY]

if u want to talk dont email, dont u click click click click just call me up at 5,5,5 VICK! you know it probably would of been more memporable if it rhymed, or if his name actually ended in a K.. hey shutup im on the phone, mehh, shut the fuck up ur disgusting. ahaha

[TWEC21]

"To lable this message as urgent, press 11"

"There is no 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!"

the only way to explain my thoughts is another rvb refrence:

"That was the best line ever. Of all time"

ROFL!!!

[JonhyHedgehog]

Message Woman-To lable this message as urgent, press 11.

Church-There is no 11, you fucking whore!

My thoughts-Hey! Don't talk like that In front of the...hum...Baby Alien?

[LoganBreitzman]

that is my favorite part my second is kabooses mental image of church

[ITsPennywise27]

they all float down here

[ericrios1234]

shut up ur disgusting

[AtomicDefcon]

blarg blag hunk blark hunk hunk, do all you guys agree?

[ballargg]

dude Blargg and honk. BLARGG AND HONK

[HellsCowBoy666]

blarg

[guywithminigun]

to leave a message wait for the tone

for delivery options press 5

to leave a call back number press 8

to page this person press 6

to repeat this message press 9

to lable this message as ugent press 11

[hookerhotline]

there is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!

[Bobly2207]

"blarg!" "shut up ur disgusting."

[meredithsboy09]

Blarg? Shut up your disgusting*sadblarg*

[bigestKHfanUK]

omg theyr good its supr funny

[Zackakabaskstyrl]

holy shti i will fukin stab u computer lady:D

to mark this message as urgent press 11

THERE IS NO 11 U FUKIN WHOREXXD lol

[DemonAsian]

To mark this message as ''Urgent'', press 11.

THERE IS NO 11 U FUCKING WHORE!!

Ooooo language...

[shelkvalentine]

i can feal the tapping in my brain

[shelkvalentine]

lol holy shit i am will fucking stab you computer phone lady

[metalpunkmussicjerk]

"when you are finished recording just hang up or press pound for more options"

"hang up? really? no shit i was just gonna keep talking until he decided to check his messages."

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!"

"OOOO language"

Both of those...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GLOBElive]

there is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE

lol lol lol

[Brickhouse088]

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!!!!

[ZAKROCKER93]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE

[nominatedsamurai]

2:17 until the end is the best

[16michael25]

man how do you make the videos they are awesome

[CuteEspeon8888]

one of the funniest episods!!!!

[loveuall2345]

3:08

the best part of the whole episode!! lol.

[fluteofdemise]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! BEST LINE EVER xD LMFAO!

[CABOOSE10050]

there is no 11 you F#*%&$# whore!

[roxas230397]

There is no 11 you fucking whore! LMAO

[Billeliote]

Best line ever!!

3:09

LMFAO

[masterwarrior6]

Church: I can't deal with this right now.

Alien: BLARGHHH!

Church: Shutup your disgusting. and

Church: Shutup I'm on the phone

Alien: HONK!

Church: And do me a favour, kill that fucking thing.

Alien: Blarghh...

[Alzerak]

ROFL 3:09

[TheDogisTheKing]

Voice mail: to mark this maessage as urgent, press 11.

There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!

Doc: language!

LOFL

[jackandsally0213]

There is no eleven you fucking whore! *burst out laughing*

[7chepmeister7]

there is no 11 you fucking whore LOLOL

[Penguinsmacker0]

best line EVER! besides some of cabooses XD

[JustinDoherty94]

"shut up, im on the phone, and do me a favour and kill the fuckng thing"

[guitarguy13093]

"Shut up you're disgusting" lol

[pbaby123456]

there is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!!!

best line ever

[Cathelas151615]

omg, after listening to that i could NOT stop laughing...

[ignoranceisbliss27]

LOL same here :D

[shouldbecamping]

555 - DICK

[xXMarksman52Xx]

555-VICK

[Siagoma]

Lol. "Hey who is that guy? Let's shoot him!"

[PhoenixOrichimaru]

I will fucking stab you computer lady lol

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

alien: blarg!

church: shut up your ugly.

[njknight08]

wow the alien baby is hust a blue alien mini dwarf that has a squeaky voice! LOL

[smoothbluekiwi]

OSTRICH! :D

[sksareen1]

love this ep...

[willropehawk]

give freaking credit to roster teeth!

[btyrellb129]

there is no 11 you fucking whore!

[harleyherrington]

"i will fucking stab you computer phone lady"

omg this is so funny

[IRsantiago]

ROFL mini elite XD howd you get it so small? so damn funny

[godmar]

"to mark this as urgent press 11"

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO  god that funny no matter how many times i watch it

[SweetTreat9867]

Bravo ship

Brav... O

lol

[FaLliNgxxuPxxStAIrS]

Honk Honk, Blarg Blarg?

[harleyherrington]

rvb owns ...one of the best episodes ever

[Vedine67]

there is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!

[Paparoach587]

Shut up im on the phone

Roar!

And do me a favor, kill that fucking thing would ya?

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

Ah i love church!

[Pyro5139]

shut up you disgusting

[polskalaska4life]

there is no 11 you fucking whore!

[ToushiroHitsugaya95]

how is it that the phone lady pauses for everything Church says

"To mark this as urgent press 11"

"THERE IS NOW 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!"

[terbintine]

YOU FUCKING WORE!

[7zobzombie]

*shut up you disgusting

LOL

[ZaneXyz720]

There is no 11 you fucking whore!!!!!

[GroovyJoe13041992]

rvb are so awesome!!... this is one if there best episodes.

[rastaman06r]

i will fucking stab you computer phone ladyy!!!

[manther30]

language!

[ApocalipsalMikey]

its not as sexist without tex and andy

[InfedelKillerz]

Church:

I dont... I ca- I cant.. I cant.. I dont.. This is..

Shut up, you're disgusting.

Do me a favor, Kill that fucking thing

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady.

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!

[xbox360pwnsall]

blu pwns

[chazj967]

ha ha i kull u all ors

[halojoe10]

lrn2spel

[slowrunn3r88]

Another victory for the glorious Red Army

Lmfao-communist reference

[50gunquota]

wait...WTF! whered they get the baby elite i want one twoooooo!!!

[WeirdoSniper]

For all you people loving Church's argument with the Phone Lady, the entire argument is cut together in the Video Response ;)

[leperconboy56]

"There IS NO 11 U FUCKING HOR"

[slowrunn3r88]

Ohhh language!

[Lothcarn1089]

If you want to talk don't email.

Don't you click click click click.

Just call me up at 5-5-5-V-I-C-K!!!

[sweetoblivion6]

Hey who's that guy? Let shoot 'em!

[Halo3Watcher13]

I will fuckign stab you computer phone lady!

[xSilentMonkeyx6]

caboose ftw!!!

[absdz9]

i will fucking stab u computer phone lady xd

[CxSxIxChick]

I love this video..

There is no number 11 you f*** idiot!

[daiabbottdai]

ooo language lol

[themonsterofmist]

lol i love the part )3;10

[DarkRiderT]

omg this is probably some of the funniest shit i've ever seen.

[porpus99]

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady