Cooking with Dave: Fish & Chips

[TheToffeeLlama]

OI,YOU! GET OFF MY LAND!!!!!!!!!!

wise words from farmer crumplhips

[Alysin123]

thumbs up if this was youranniversary of 5 years of youtube, and gir2007 was your first subscription

[Mr4Oounce]

it came out wonderfull

[neelofar83]

it seems he has too much money to waste on food..disgusting creature

[HACHIMITSUBOY8]

eggshell…oh!

[clatters4tewkesbury]

nooo fish and chips is a jewish dish

[musicnab]

Thats how you make: disgusting shit

[titoli1]

this guy should get a kick in the face. you dont play with food show some fucking respect. God have given you the ability to have food every day

[Shadrulez]

@titoli1 You should get a kick in the face. Lighten up and have a sense of humour.

[IIproductionsII]

@titoli1 stupid christian

[JakyRedEyes]

@titoli1 and your "god" supports kicking in the face? i hate religious people i really do, peace bitch

[DJBOYARDEE]

@JakyRedEyes I hate your grammar

[tomcheas]

ey i need a man

[chemlin]

When did Norway end up where Spain is now..(the map 0:22).. LOL !!!

[Ashly178]

When he was sliceing the potatoe I could hear "DIE POTATOE" "nuuuuuuuuuu" *CHOP ZZZ*

[anrikatasnimtajrin]

hihi Feeling like having a little fun Come see me and lets talk

[foreverclover11]

O_O..

*post on facebook*

20 likes

me :)

*likes the video*

[21ericaMeacham65]

hiya I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside

[xXfirehandsXx]

I love it when he says "that's lovely" at 3:10

[xXfirehandsXx]

Was blood coming out of the fishes head at 0:51

[Kittenlover02]

@xXfirehandsXx yea, lol!

[shadow2155]

i feel sorry for the poor bastard that tried this

[malditolito]

bwahaha since when is NORWAY in the south of ENGLAND???????

[inoro1]

that is NOT what a reciprocal saw is for! but you apparently did a good job with it.

[prettypinkcupcakes55]

Is this the only episode? ):

[bullsvip]

what about the egg shells?

[AmandaElaynebi284]

cool I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

[celticlass654]

i like fish

[DimebagsZombie]

Gordon Ramsay would pass out if you auditioned for Hell's Kitchen.

[ninjafish258]

why are the frosties blurred? XD

[BetweenTheFade]

well this was a massive waste of time, fake cooking video, when in actuality its just some greasy haired douche bag that thinks he is funny by jacking off a fish.

[vlax42]

this video = Epic meal time: british edition

[1laoman]

@vlax42 Epic Brit Time

[sabola1919]

eww thats discussing and i bet he threw everything he did in the bin just bought ready fish and chips and pretended as if it was the ones he made totally gross !!

[Tubbymora12345]

@sabola1919 Thanks for pointing out what was obvious.

[stormwaz]

@sabola1919 seriously?! O_o"

[sabola1919]

@stormwaz ye seriously :)

[TheAstroble]

loved it! hilarious!

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

why am i watching this? im looking for a real fish and chips recipe lol but the 1970s vikings thing was pretty funny

[Fiddlestickz1]

I just love how he smashes the eggs into the blender as a whole xD

[ISO15924]

I remember watching this ages ago and Cooking With Dave will always have a place in my heart as the first proper cooking comedy I had seen on YouTube. Long before Epic Meal Time, Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, etc., there was Cooking With Dave... you kids remember that.

I'd love to see GiR + Dave collaboration again.

[Michformer]

He bakes his fish 'n chips rather than fry. Am I correct?

[RachelJaredLeto]

Omg, i miss these videos so much :L<3 x

[ZeCarrier]

Absolutely hilarious!

[Doofdoofstudios]

nice fake laugh at the start

[Pattayavillaholidays]

this is a joke

[yemanyaaa]

You're so damn good, greetings from Peru!

[ralphedds1]

your a riot, subbed.

[xaj0x]

GOD DAMN IT THIS ISN'T PRO AT COOKING WITH DAVE FROM PURE PWNAGE

[KGzII]

0:59 made me laugh so hard lol xD

[melleybjakep]

:) funny

[starwarsnerdable]

I FUCKING LOL'D GREETINGS FROM MEXICO XD

[ani2max]

829 people wanted to try make fish and chips through YouTube... How sad can you get!

[skullkid2007]

Comedy Genious!

[DexusRage]

1:00

[irishtrash15]

Don't vikings usually eat SPAM with their chips?

[dragonflychainsaw]

we live in a potato growing area and when i was young we would go out every harvest and steal a couple of bushels for some reason those always tasted better

[fyodental]

Are you calling portuguese vikings?...

[irahg12]

Thanks , mine turnt out great , thanks :D

[willfullyobscure]

Pro at Cooking is a cooking show with a Dave that is better than this one. This is good though.

[ultrastupido]

@willfullyobscure You DO know this is a joke, right?

[MellowSquash]

lol the vikings in the 1970s that was genius

[SoyuzBot]

3:03 voilà

[SoyuzBot]

wondering if the queen eats fish and chips regularly.

[dusted04]

@SoyuzBot pfft the queen probably gets feed through a straw . shes such an old prude she cant even crack a smile let alone open her mouth to eat fish and chips

[prebioticc]

Funny stuff lol

[CECOOO]

But it's a funny video

[CECOOO]

You are not Dave !

[indoorgreatman]

Dull British humor

[zencho100]

Best cooking ever~~

[MzJaYee]

Go on eh yuu smart guy

[CresCrossBrosShows]

My outcome is umm... uhhh... slightly different :D

[AlejandroGreat1]

Things not to do at home

!. Get fish fresh from the ocean

2. take some Poor man's potatoes

3. Put eggshells in batter

And remember, when you slice potatoes in quarters, they do not look like sliced and diced fries.

[olie171]

Bastard!

[GhostoftheGridiron]

What a great recipe! I cant wait to catch a fish in the water and steal some innocent person's potatoes myself. Even though you look like a stoned hippy, you are a cooking legend.

[drpro16]

My little brother tried that and almost blew up the house

[xKaoKaox]

I followed your recipe exactly like in the video. It tasted funny :(

[denishafo]

Centotaff.........Bite me!

[MrMarkBray]

Dave, Viewers are hitting this and thinking it's for real. I know you think you are a bit of a comedian but this really isn't funny!...

It is not how to make Fish and Chips and it's also not amusing!...

I would respectfully request that you remove this video immediately, on the grounds that it is offensive and disrespectful to the Fish and Chip Industry of which I am a part!

[daztrashman]

@MrMarkBray

it is funny, just seems your too stuck up to see the lighter side?

its just a video. its not like someones standing next to you insulting your food.

so chill

[haoliver1]

@mrheadagainstwall haha fail

[squishyfroggie]

that's it, i'm moving to the UK.

[Pattonfrodo]

ha ha this is prob how the Monty Pythons make Fish and Chips! lol

[davidltw02]

fuck this guy

[davidltw02]

fuck this guy

[Salmondoors]

thank you

[mdcarson2]

he forgot to salt

[NatashaClouds]

Don't listen to some of the other gay comments, your really funny!

[Balduizm]

@NatashaClouds Gay comments are pretty funny and intelligent. Gays can also be beautiful people. If you need some inspiration next time you want to make something sound stupid, ignorant or useless, you can just use the latter words or by a fucking dictionnary.

[Lastspark]

I DARE YOU TO EAT THE FISH!

[cyrax1311]

FAKE AND GAY!

[Bl4ckV3ins]

@cyrax1311 you obviously watch that stupid man who sits in his cuboard rating videos,

[cyrax1311]

@Bl4ckV3ins FAKE AND GAY!

[Cenotaff]

@cyrax1311

It's real you moron!

[cyrax1311]

@Cenotaff FAKE AND GAY!

[23181329]

can i just marry a british man please

ill make you fish and chips and beans on toast and whatever you want if you talk to me in that accent

[Bl4ckV3ins]

@23181329 Okay, but i have a few ground rules, you need a nice accent too

[soveny1199]

t is not funny! :-(

[Whoshotmyrifle]

haha thought this would be lame and a poor mimic of the cooking with chinese dave but it made me laugh xD

[denishafo]

Dave, you are a complete IDIOT......I guess you had nothing to do when you made this video........

[Cenotaff]

@denishafo

I guess you had nothing to do when viewing this video...

[sm0keshell]

shut up you bloody yanks

[ansingh80]

Crap video..was really looking for real cook not a loser with a video cam

[MrMarkBray]

Its is not how you make fish and chips!

It is not even remotely funny!

Its not a piss take... its just shite!

[Klaymator14]

@MrMarkBray

Haha, seriously, this is extremely damaging to the Fish and Chips industry! Together, we'll bring this video down and safeguard our ailing industry!

[a3eeoosh]

it disgusts me that people are wasting food like this when people are starving. Even if its for sake of comedy... at least use stuff that simulates food without actually using it.

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[madapocket]

Oh! Norway is located in Spain nowadays?

[tehBLAX]

cooking with SHITCUNT.

[MrAirbus75]

lol..this is hilarious!

[MrBothar]

Hay you suck camel dick

[totalfoodnut]

Sooooo Bad its funny

Thanks for the spoof

[11moii]

TAhhahaha, that intro is wrong in every single way! :3

[mrheadagainstwall]

i swear the eggs shells are in the batter

[Xettrix]

А где то в это время, голодают люди. Короче дебил блять.

[BubbleSqueakified]

Some american pricks actually can't get good ol' fashioned british humour.

It is a piss take. He's clearly not being serious if you take into consideration he put 'The Vikings. In the 1970's' Jesus fucking christ.

[Bl4ckV3ins]

@BubbleSqueakified don't forget, americans can't do the entire "european history" thing, time wasn't invented until they were, and even after they were, they were still pretty naive to the rest of the world

[rebellatina14]

@BubbleSqueakified technically it's scottish humor. :P

[V904T]

WTF a chainsaw!!

[pirreli5]

lol...:)

[ihavetehdrugs]

now i want fish and chips

[Ethix127]

dumb ass how does pototes wedges become french fries?

[xjoshyuux]

@Ethix127 its a joke video.

[child0of0satan]

790 people did really make it this way

[Lomns]

lolol

[TheLoganwade]

funny..but I liked the stop motion ones..A+ for the birthsh-ness, though.

[slimy0slime]

˙ʇı puıɟ pןnoɥs noʎ puɐ sɹǝʇʇǝן uʍop ǝpısdn ǝןƃooƃ uǝɥʇ ǝqnʇnoʎ uı uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı

[porkythepig16]

funny video but you wasted food... your a twat

[xBluntFishx]

why have u writed ''norway'' in spain.. lol 

[MDFromNC13]

@xBluntFishx shhhhhhhhh, 90% of youtube doesn't actually know where Norway is. We're a lucky part of that 10% shhhhhhhhhh.

[MrLuudoo]

pause at 00:00

hold left arrow

press up arrow

PLAY SNAKE ;D

[TLSWE]

Got spain a litle mixed up with norway on the map I see

[X3kawaiichan]

this proves how england is a bad cook...

[yenee94]

What the H..?!

[TheCheeseandlemon]

what a sad bloke!

[neoteo98]

MAKE A COOKING WITH DAVE FOR YOUR GODDAMN PANCAKES THAT LOOK SO FLIPPN' GOOD!!!!!!!!

[Tybalt114]

What a prick...

[kilyuiy]

@Tybalt114 y call him a prick?! He's just having a laugh! chill out!

[Tybalt114]

@kilyuiy Why take my comment so personal?

[Ammaculate44]

@Tybalt114 Clearly he has nothing else to do with the remainder of his life. Just saying.

[kilyuiy]

@Tybalt114 I'm not taking it personally it's not like you're calling me a prick which is good coz I'm a girl! I'm just saying he's only having a laugh

[Trooper300]

Funny :)

[MrBustamante08]

that sucks

[MKCrapsters]

thats how real men cook

[ahsuknat]

404 funny not found

[JTandS]

r u a nz person

[DavitoDaveeni]

wow, really cool! check mine out on youTube: watch?v=lYCeB7KRtgE

[Tiffonay12]

˙ǝlƃooƃ ɟo ɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ sı pǝǝu noʎ llɐ 'sıɥʇ op oʇ pɹɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇou s,ʇı s,ʎnפ

[xomusicjuliaox]

1:25-1:28: Moment of silence while he realizes what he's actually going to be doing next.

[B2Z67]

ummmm yea my bro tryd this lol

[MrGuldtop]

˙ʇoıpı ˙op oʇ pɹɐɥ ʇou ʎllɐǝɹ s,ʇı....

[xPrincessYue]

@MrGuldtop how? 

[KentuckyRebels]

Dave I enjoyed the video, especially when you procured the potatos, lol. In the States there might be farmers dogs chasing you or salt rocks being fired from a shotgun at your behind. Thanks for adding the humor, lol

[WhySoSerious663]

to flip text watch my video!

[gizmon2]

I took your advice.

Now my house is burnt down.

all that is left is my pc, router and a plug socket going nowhere.

good chips though.

[Chazlotte]

i can't stop watching this hahaha.

[MISS4061]

haha))Very NIceee

[MugoiKihaku]

mmmmm i can taste it now

[gongargongar]

This isnt the real fucking cooking with dave.

[Spriggs877]

looks better cooked



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pwned by a man,potato man

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