TOP 10 FAILS OF ALL TIME

[scarves4evanoregano]

Hot pajamas...piyamas. Almost same thing

[TheSemiCouture]

That toothbrush thing has happened to me. The ONE time my brother cleans the bathroom.....

[SANCxFREAK]

Not Josh's mascaraaa!!!

Dude, friends with JPMetz AND Petrilude? Your social life must be awesome. :I

[veryrandomhannah]

you're friends with petrilude? :D

[48073419900127]

HA! I've always been afraid of calling a radio station for a contest and not knowing the name of the station.

FML

[BroadwayBaby7]

I adore Petrilude!!! And you're super cute!

[thenine101]

In the middle of the video I realized he was speaking Tagalog. Yes im Filipino :)

[aspynnsheaa]

" pills. i like pills. "

[bryarworship]

I saw your sh!t ... say vids and then I came across this one

OMG I used to watch your vids!!

[LeafySuburb]

@pigs2love ahaha! Yes!

[LeafySuburb]

4:20 sounds like Donna from That 70's Show.

[SethShoeGmail]

JPMetz I love you

[Mokeyfrog]

Un till I lost 44 pounds I had like 3 people ask me when I was going to have my babys. Yeah .. I said .. "Oh no... Im just fat." One person had a brake down "YES YOU ARE!" ... (she was mortafied) I wasnts... but any time i see them now i rub my belly to remind them.

[LEIASMITH232323]

Is it weird i like to mary his face!?!

Sahry

[thesexydefy]

<3 the dancing goat.

[Obsessinoverwhat]

haha i aint pregnant

[nrs890]

can we get married?

[edwardsheroin1]

And the snow

[edwardsheroin1]

The one with the toilet and tooth brush mad me laugh :))

[MrDisneyCats]

There are two types of pink eye. One is bacterial pink eye, which is highly contagious. The other is allergy pink eye which is not at all contagious. Just so you know. Love the video.

[SrpigNewtonsLaw]

Nick looks like he's crying :( Nick, WHOSE ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK?

[201stars]

Actually even if you do get the radio station wrong they still give you the  prize

[sckrotho]

@201stars how can you be so sure?

[201stars]

@sckrotho i've heard it happen before.

[Strawberrygashes666x]

Number 9 happens to me ALL THE TIME!! and I did number 6 to my ex's toothbrush when he broke up with me and threw me out of OUR apartment but I never told him hahaha :D

[pixarr17]

'Pills, I like pills-don't take that the wrong way!'

[meaganmarvelous]

"He fell, cause he sucks!" Hahaha i died.

[IlikepurpleXP]

Shake shack ftw! Lol not really, theres always a giant line D:

[kgarlington08]

I hate needles, to. I would totally take an injection though if it would make me a babblefish. =(

[kgarlington08]

@kgarlington08 *too. I swear, I can speak English.

[lovemehero1]

OWO SHES USIN' MY TOOTH BRUSH !!! STHUUPII

[tboy221]

thanks for doing the MS walk and donating. i have MS

[lbkatara]

ShakeShack Always Takes Forever For Food

[drea]

"Mukang gago nga eh, nakasumbrero pa" HAHA (but, no he doesn't look 'gago')

[drea]

Dint realize that the guy in red was speaking in tagalog until he said "eto katabi ko" hahaha niiiiiiiiiice!! :D

[FoxGirl006]

ur eyes r so beautiful

[Alex612ify]

arent u gay?

[pigs2love]

haha. he fell... cuz he sucks.

[pigs2love]

4:09 sounds like Donna from that 70's show.

[SuperAnnie44]

@pigs2love holy crap you're right. it sounds EXACTLY LIKE HER.

[Rougeberryblush]

your eyes, looks like eminem's sometimes.

[getupandgojoe]

Yeah I like your face.

[potatogrls13]

PETRILUDE.

[RockalilyDunne]

One day at the supermarket, my mom asked the cashier if it was a boy or a girl, exactly like that, and just like the story, she wasnt preagnant. Then my mother told her "oh well, you should lose some pounds then, you're kind of chubby" and the cashier and I laughed awkwardly. By the way, to me you are a mixture of Micheal Aranda and Shane Dawson.

[dudderjohanna]

haha, petrilude!

[mzchickee]

u have really nice teeth!!!!



[skategirl5050]

so my dad was like "what are you crazy! why are you telling your son to push my child! (in Portuguese) and then the man was like "omg omg im soo sorry" and my dad was like "yeah!" it was soo funny

[skategirl5050]

omgggg yes! the last one :D once my family an i were all at a carnival and my little sister was in line for a ride and there was a little boy and his dad behind us, but then the boy was trying to get in front of my sister but she wouldn't let him so his dad was like "just push her" (in Portuguese) but he didnt know my family is Portuguese too!

[kriscat12]

The girl in the Snow Day one sounds like Donna from That 70's Show xD

[dinoxyt]

@kriscat12 Omg I know!! Haha

[nada643]

I like pills

[xxSamoanxxPrincessxx]

the dancing goat is the best! and the approved and denied ahaha love it

[bluscorpion]

Number is so true!!!

[firewalkwme]

omg ur str8. im never watching ur videos again. ew

[anUHkins]

"it's green even" lol

[BronzyPink1092]

please don't be gay...your too hot to be gay lol

[selty]

@BronzyPink1092 So gay guys aren't hot? L2Word things right.

[Valkiria420]

The damn "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.." -_-

[XfuckyouX24]

@ScreamingInAPaperCup First off asswipe, I have NOTHING AT ALL AGAINST GAYS, because I am bi myself. Second, maybe you should sit back, and think about what you say, and you didn't even know what point I was trying to get at. So instead of describing your personal life to me like you just did above, how bout you keep you filthy two cents in your pocket. Oh, and If I was such a loser, why even waste your "precious time" to write back? So stop being a fucking hypocrite and shut your fucking mouth.

[666lordgaara]

love his mom lol

[XfuckyouX24]

I get a wierd feeling that you are gay, or bi.

[nabassunta]

He said, "I like pills!" I laughed and replied, "I like turtles!" and then realized I was talking to myself.

[nabassunta]

"He fell, 'cause he sucks!" hahahaha

[Doublebubblegirl97]

you have a polturgeise tv!!

[KashMoneh0319]

I didnt notice that was ray william johnson until you said his name in the begining

[phoeber1996]

the awkward dancing goat is great in all but how about an awkward dancing pack of seals? just sayin.

[phoeber1996]

i love the dancing goat, but you could go another way with it, im feeling a dancing llama.

[nogamejames2]

dude your a gay??????????nnnnnnnnnoooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo

[forthel0veofkyle]

"here's a note that you should make to yourself: um pink eye is contagious.....a lot..." LMAO

[jaketyler11]

0:29... is that rwj?

[TrixKoMAToSe]

@jaketyler11 yah

[MadCrazyKilla]

@jaketyler11 Did you just take the time to respond without looking at the end of that clip as he said RWJ was with him?

[XxMimIxX18]

RAY!

[OccasionalVlogger]

Video 2 I heard that happend to someone 's mother so it has happend and I know this is an old vid but it was reccomended and I watched :P

[xoAshleyAychxo]

"Well... I don 't like needles...soo.... PILLS! I like pills..." xD Life. Was. Made.

[SelinaJustine]

RWJ- hollaaaaa!

[segamegafred]

i thought he was gay..

[ohitsjessi]

@segamegafred Nicky is gay :)

[hauntingrequiems]

Yay for Ray!

[kunoichiandrea]

RWJ!!!

[TheJubelein]

"pills, I like pills" I lol'd ^^

[CrazedLe]

wait no offense but is nick gay? Im just wondering. NOT AN INSULT. :)

[AdrianaGarcia1994]

The guy on 7:05 is Filipino right? Because i Sort of understanded what he said since filipinos were like conquerred by Spaniards.... :)

[23macajaca]

OMGAWD ITS RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON

[completely6125random]

lol just chillin wif rwj

[lgnstk123]

today i was talking to my mom and said 'im going to die im soo hungry' and she said 'no your not' then i jokingly said 'bleh see im dead'

she then said completely seriously 'good, now stfu'

fml

[xKiyuri]

I like pills too. and I just typed piss instead of pills, oh the humanity.

[ANDREW948]

that pill idea, i thought of when I was like 10 or 11

[trystatat1]

she sounds like donna from that 70s show.

[CreightonKhronics]

epic fail more like epic fall

[freezman13]

first add I have ever seen

[cRaZyLiTtLeTeEnAgEr]

PILLS! I like pills... don't take that the wrong way

[TheBellarella]

he fell............cus he sucks hehehehe!

[MissCherry2943]

I have the same dog!! CUTEEE!

[bobefff]

You don't have cable?! Then why is there a cable box on top of your TV?

[Shakuda1174]

my doggy has the same name!! oh my god!! something in common!!

[AbbyMarie87]

Ohhh my god Ray William Johnson!!!!

[ninjasnwerwolfs]

(snowscene) she sounds like dana from that 70 show

[jerii07]

@ninjasnwerwolfs that's soo true, lol

[WellitsJustMeXD]

Hmm you have very long fingernails....

[MakingPetrillionz]

Those random objects he holds up at the end of every video are the pinnacle of comedy...and life.

[JESSiCAAAMARiEE]

OMG PETRILUDE.

[tbacm]

0:29 Is that RWJ!

[jk1whitetiger]

Happy Birthday!!!

[cHeRrYlUvInPuNkYgUrL]

Hahah! I always talk to my mom in tagalog when people around us don't know the language..It's hillarious(: ...but I do get dirty looks...

[DarkAngelLights]

Those little things in the background that are yellow and green next to the roses look like pepper & salt shakers. Are they frowning? I would draw a big smiley on them with sharpie...haha. Anyway, funny video :D

[ninnnneh]

I JUST DIED WATCHING YOU FALL OMFGGGGGGG.

[cglwallace]

I always come back to this video to watch you fall.

LOL

[iloverainynights]

The Filipino language :))

[PeanutButterFLs]

I want to learn every language too!

[cinnamorollgirl94]

LOL!

that's what i ALWAYS ask in the car

"what if the winner says the wrong station..." lol

[MrMrUm]

why does the channel still say SUBSCRIBE when youll never get vids in your subscription box

[iHowler]

LOL! He fell, coz he sucks...! LOL! Pills. I like pills.

[fellshort1722]

lmao . "pills. i like pills." ive been staying up so late every night to watch your videos they are too funny!! im addicted!

[LovePeaceTofuGrease]

shakeshack<3

[MediocreBlogTV]

Dammit Nick! I've watched this like 10 times...I have work to do!

[SuperNinjetteCheese]

Stop hatin' on the dancing goat!

[Fuckenmagic]

"I AINT PREGNANT" LOLOL

[GothicDolly24]

WTF! who would want to break up with a sexy man like you with a great personality? or should i say multi personality! and you have big beautiful eye to die for!!

and wow breaking up over i.m wow lame lol xD

[zizispoonie876]

Rays smile is so cute ;D

[dramachiky97]

haha I actually understood a few phrases of what that kid was saying. I speak spanish :)

[DhayeandKnythe]

lol I got cable like last month..... I haven't turned the TV on since the day we got it lol

[micahlynnsebastian]

0:25 was that Ray William Johnson?

[rvshawnee]

RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON!!!! <3

[PiNKSUNSHiN3]

6:52 Was he speaking a different language?

I could understand only two words he said. xD

[CapnJizz]

Pills... i liek pills XD

[Impulse24xo]

omg Joshhhh!

I love him :)

...But not as much as I love you, Nick. ;)

[reveilles]

it's funny because i've had that happen to me.(about people talking in different languages.) there was a time where i was at working (i'm a customer service rep) and i guess the lady didn't like that i could return her item or something and she started talking to her husband in french, basically INSULTING ME, thinking i didn't know french. so i told her have a good day in french ... and she looked up at me with such fear ... it was freaking hilarious. :D

[chilenagringa27]

@reveilles WIN! :D

[stfugtfofgt]

JPMetz' laugh when you fell MADE MY DAY

[ViHiMaNoGi]

OMG jazziebabycakes and Pertilude LOVES (:

[Ar0npr0ducti0ns]

i love snow:D

[catcassie1]

OMFG IN THE HUNGRY ONE RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON IS IN IT >:O that guy is funny shit x3

[Elemental1217]

I think the same thing everytime a competition comes up on the radio. But that was hilarious.

[intellz1]

is the black guy gay?

[ElinevanOosten]

What's the music that he always uses in his videos?

[TmakesV]

he fell... cause he sucks :P that made me lol

thank YOU for making a9 minutes of awesomenessnessness

[isanny101]

Put your dad in your videos? (:

[lxnthnyvilla]

4:37 hahaha JPMETZ actually said 'tape' not 'video'? LMFAO!!!

[momolove69]

i used my mum's mascara when i had pink eye. D:

[coconutsprinkles]

i have two minature yorkies:)

[namemenatalie]

hahaha i saw you on denises video when you were the skanky girl and i actually thought you were gay. :P

but i'm glad to find out you arent!

your hot, and i love your voice.

<3

[Njlove050296]

Your dogs a silky terrier.... right? Because I have one too and I thought you stole my dog for a second... Just saying.

[soundlyawake]

@Njlove050296 yorkie :)

[BayleeManson]

@soundlyawake aww I got a yorkie too :)

[swirlybuns12]

@soundlyawake My yorkie died last month :(

[emilyappreciation]

i love you, just had to throw that out there

[MrJuicyo]

In this vid you sound emo

[coldblooded512]

actually that happened to me once some girls were talkin shit about me in spanish and i understood em and called em out in class it was great cuz they got scared when i got loud haha

[neon471]

At 1:48 I half expected the song "Untitled" By Simple Plan to start playing. Oh well.

[TwilightDancer44]

you were talking and i scrolled down to read some of the comments and was only half listening to you and then you said "i like pills." and i was like "wait.....whut...."

[XxtheOreoxX]

"he fell..cause he sucks !" JPMETZ I LOVE YOU.

[nipeppepin]

LOL to the Filipino dude! nakakatawa! you should incorporate more pinoys in ur vids nick :D

[citkat974]

Is the guy in the #1. FML that was on the phone Filippino?

[Citrucity]

FILIPINO FTW!!! XD...

[Fellinijr]

And, it's a video about?

[zizispoonie876]

ray :)

[waywardbard]

I miss the shit out of that channel.

[gwen246810]

OMG UR SOOOOO FUNNY :D *HUGS* UR MY NEW FAVORITE YOUTUBE PERSON!!!!

[Laurah236]

I THINK I LOVE YOU

[Andohish]

Yeah, fuck your life haha =P

[Andohish]

Fatasses hhaaha jk

[DorianInWonderland]

I like pills too! :D

[HelloSexKitten]

Do you live with your mom?

[HelloSexKitten]

I had something similar happen to me once. i was in a public place with my girlfriend and these two older men were using sign language and must have assumed that i i didnt understand them cuz i was talking, but i actually speak sign language and noticed that they were totally calling us out and using the "Lesbian" sign aggressively. so i walked by them on my way out and signed quickly "yeah thats right, we're lesbians" it was pretty awesome :)

[TheFercha94]

OMG, I go to Mexico a lot, and in the town I live in there is a lot of people from the USA that think they're so much cooler because they know English, so one day I was sitting down at the park and these girls sit next to me and they start talking in English and they're like "This girl beside us must be thinking what the hell are they saying?" they laughed and laughed, I was just sitting there ignoring them LMFAO because I knew every word they were saying, so one of the girls asked who song

[TheFercha94]

OMG, I go to Mexico a lot, and in the town I live in there is a lot of people from the USA that think they're so much cooler because they know English, so one day I was sitting down at the park and these girls sit next to me and they start talking in English and they're like "This girl beside us must be thinking what the hell are they saying?" they laughed and laughed, I was just sitting there ignoring them LMFAO because I knew every word they were saying, so one of the girls asked who song...

[zwinkiesmatter]

omfg?! RWJ!!! :0

[cookiecake333]

i love #4 and pshhhh not just because you and jpmetz are beastly pshhh no never

[akaTheFatTuba]

dieing cows sound like squeeky straws..just saying lol i love your channel and your pretty sexy;)

[wakeupxxmaggie]

well i've just now seen this, seeing as i was gone. i'm glad we are making an attempt to be friends. x

[mikeyokinawa]

lol " im nawt pregnint"