my dick lyrics

[MrSucka3000]

my dick made the football team, yo dick smells like sweet & sour cream

my dick weighs more than 6 tons, yo dick dick weighs less than 6 buns

my dick is friends with bruce wayne, yo dick is always in pain

my dick is bigger than a BIG MAC, yo dick hides inside ya ball sac

my dick just beat up chris brown, yo dick got shipped out of town

[brattskillz]

my dick big fat and long.. your dick looks like its made in hong kong

[jakecollins3]

You got more words wrong than right.

[brattskillz]

@jakecollins3 good observation. i made the video years ago it took hours to make i just wanted to get it finished and sleep, don't watch the video if it upsets you that much?

[aust183]

Your dick needs spell check

[11StarFox11]

My dick, gets all the attention. Yo dick, has depression. My dick, green light go, yo dick read light slow. My dick, never needs pills, yo dick, sick and ill. My dick fought king kong, yo dick just aint long.

[hulahoops50]

my dick big, like the brain of a genius, your dick, MICRO PENIS

[Batyball12]

My dick is larger than china........ your dick......oh wait, you got a vagina

[FreeRunin18]

@Batyball12

YESS!! lololol

[ELMO8253]

my dick bigger then a trailer youre dick is a failer

[MegaGamerfreak11]

@ELMO8253 Lmfao :D

[yesayes]

@ELMO8253 failure... just like you.

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

I sing this out loud all the time

and I'm a girl.

8l

[edward6242]

The songs people come up with these days...

[gyl17]

my dick, primetime on CBS, yo dick, late night on PBS.

[XDninjaaXD]

my dick attracts a whole crowd. your dick makes justin bieber proud(;

[pengu841]

My dick makes black people gaps yo dick makes Asian people laugh

[R3ignlasting]

yo dick foot roll up?

he just called my dick a foot long. :D

[TheSimpleCamp]

my dick went up the principals anus yo dick is not that famous my dick tougher than chuck norris eating the meat from a fucking tyrannosaurus my dick taller than sunflowers yo dick smaller than twin towers my dick gets sucked all day yo dick, its not there, look at that vajayjay

[GoLonga2]

My dick harder than a rock, yo dick touches other cocks.

[CherokeeLover100]

my dick is 5 foot 3 yo dick is hard to see

[jiofootballkid123]

lmaoo



[GodPenGUin502]

dammm to many misktakes !!



[paywand12]

My dick so big it's like Obama, Your dick so small, its dead like Osama.

[MyBloodyPath]

what do they mean dicks like Jesus?????

[gearsbeast315]

@MyBloodyPath wow u dont get this or ur not catholic

[leilani09100]

What Do They Have Against Filipino People ?!!!! >.<

[militaryman9091]

@leilani09100 your mean im filipino you know...

[Pretralus]

my dick, big and scary

yo dick, look like a berry

[torithesexyness123]

my dick, big and hairy,

your dick, red as a cherrry,

[thehoodlum1919]

good job tom

[bigfoot2012j]

My dick, makes the girlz scream aloud your dick, makes justin beiber proud

[TheRealJymeeCasual]

This is fuckin funny

[loganchase1]

my dick has its own jurisdiction ur dick make bitches be bitchin

[phillipsbabygirl96]

whos this song by?

[POPPIExTARTS]

My Dickk..

Wait I don't have onee.

So, your dick better be pleasinn. (:

[91AlphaWolf]

wats with all this dick talk arent guys soppost 2 talk about how greap pussys are............ unless ur gay

[buzzybaity32123]

my dick knows how to fuck yo dick quacks like a duck

[buzzybaity32123]

my dick bigger than that deer your dick make you look queer

[hkhater21]

my dick girls try and lookie your dick couldnt get snookie. my dick take up the turf your dick look like a smurf. my dick gets all these pussys your dick so small it wussy

[joheels12]

a little kid edited this....... surley his dick farts and qweefs.

[DMeaderL4d]

my dick like 5 blacks in 1 yo dick look like only 1

my dick size of statue o liberty yo dick always seen at gay oragys

[DMeaderL4d]

@XxOMJOHMYJADExXxX true dat lol

[DMeaderL4d]

how would u know wat barneys dick feels like

[XxOMJOHMYJADExXxX]

How Does He Know What Anybody's Dick Looks Like?

[HannibalACP82]

My dick can bench press 350 your dick can't shop lift at thrifty...

[SaraBearLuvzYhu]

@imOnly55 only u wuld know how soft barney's dick is. Jp

[quinn123ism]

p.s. we got dicks like jesus

[GameMerk]

i just heard this song on american dad

[SaraBearLuvzYhu]

hahaaha. My dick is supersized, your dick look like two fries!

[KristineKryptonite]

bryan...... u have a dick?!

[dethinception]

@KristineKryptonite duh

[kalenmiyan]

Lyrics are wrong...spelled wrong...bad grammar...FFS man, why bother?

[MrSnIpErX1999]

My Dick is bigger than your face your Dick is a Disgrace to the Black race.

My Dick got those Big ass Horns your Dick be stay watchin that Porn

[breakdancingzombies]

2:11 ide say got me cracking up

[Asianninjafury]

I am filipino! :(



[RondoeWilliams]

My dick bigger than the whole world yo dick looks like a little girl

[Slick12298]

My Dick Bigger than a Boss, yo Dick look like rick ross

that's all i got

[TheSlimShady1221]

@Slick12298 haha awesome diss man

[Slick12298]

@TheSlimShady1221 Thank you

[Gman23909]

My dick big and bad your dick just makes girls sad

[sunny35228]

My dick bigger then my bitch's mouth your dick got sucked by a little mouse

[dondon2346]

dis nigga cant spell 4 shit

[bradsmad1]

my dick is begger in the world

[VViP30U7]

these lyrics are terrible though there's so many typos and misspellings it's not even funny

[SuperMrStickman]

my dick is bigger then china, yo dick oh wait its a vagina

[puppyluvr098765]

Haha funniest song ever my dick is bigger than a bridge oh i sure hope not.

[TheWafflescat]

Harold and Kumar brought me here

[wolfbrother111]

My dick, more boom than 9/11, yo dick, only pleases a guy named Kevin.

[Necromorph54]

my dick look like a tsunami yo dick was touched by yo mommy

[nuitron007]

my dick bigger than a bridge

[nothin678s]

@nuitron007 your dick look like a little kids

[alyssabailey100]

Massive Funny Myy Dudee ;D Lmaoo ! 

[MrPONCE1997]

my dick bigger than china yo dick oh wait its a vagina

[Slick12298]

@MrPONCE1997 LMFAO

[bassproshops9999]

@MrPONCE1997 you got top comment cause you coppied off of me

[thelilhizzy]

this song kinda turns me on :$

[TheAlbertacougar]

wow spelling is crap...it was even corrected...

[zakster2222]

My dick, bigger then the Congo. Yo dick, harder to find the Waldo.

My dick, as big as Lisa Minnelli's nose. Yo dick, the size of yo pinky toe.

My dick, make all the women cum. Yo dick, denied by your mum.

My dick, leaves all the women panting. Yo dick was laughed at by your aunt.

[TheJeremymiller123]

my dick bigger than a black mans your dick grosser than an afghans

my dick has a big load your dick is a tiny chode

my dick makes all the girls cum your dick looks like a tiny thumb

my dick was in megon fox last night your dick was in a sock last night

my dick slice of heaven your dick same size sense seven

[AbominatorOnRS]

@TheJeremymiller123 LOL

[TheJeremymiller123]

@AbominatorOnRS thanks lol i was so bored one day i just made them up



[2536b]

My dick rare like diamonds; Yo dick sits there cryin

My dick is the one who will pound her; Yo dick can't even reach the counter

My dick is a fugitive:wanted; Yo dick is a puny shit:taunted

My dick is with the girls, it's a flirt: Yo dick looks like a worm in the dirt.

My dick can fill a whole room; Yo dick needs an optical zoom.

My dick is brilliant, like me; Yo dick is it fucking old like Ice-T.

My dick creates a lot of steam; Yo dick got no chance to dream

[SUPERRUGBYFAN4LIFE]

31 people have really small dicks

[GageMeehan]

30 people don't have dicks like Jesus.

[CarlieJadeLovesYou]

29 people must have found crap in their corn flakes this morning....;)

[BaLiCeInWoNdErLaNd]

my mum hates this song XD

[2536b]

@BaLiCeInWoNdErLaNd I understand why. It reminds her of me.

[BaLiCeInWoNdErLaNd]

@2536b lol

[lydiafaith1212]

i love this fuckin song

[KaylahDemi]

This songs funny, even to a chick like me.

[krazylakerfan628]

160,000th view!!! 

[westerneagle87]

Wow, so many misrepresented lyrics not to mention a torrent of really awful misspellings. You guys could have at least put the text into word, and ran spellcheck before you put it up online.

[miegssss]

What is D.S.?????

[roosevelt591730]

my dick is bigger than big foot your dick is smaller than a tuna

[elrond70]

My dick, a big red demon, your dick, got no semen.

[itsme9362]

This shit is tooo funny

[nicksonthere]

lol it says buy my dick on itunes hahahahaha on the right from info

[Dylaaan30]

Isn't it kinda racist how they used a Filipino kid in their song?

[MsBelieber247]

@Dylaaan30 ikr i know philpino kids and one of them is super hot and my crush and the other 2 r my BEST FRIENDS! <3

[brattskillz]

@MsBelieber247 i take it you live in the Philippines? lol

[MsBelieber247]

@brattskillz nope i live in Canada but i dont have a crush on this dude anymore got over him over the summer im not asian nor filipino im black and texan i now live in Canada, i know justin bieber and im canadian!

[brattskillz]

@Dylaaan30 it's a song about dicks and all you care about is the fact that they say Filipino?

[TheGodfather1110]

@brattskillz omfg i love you

[TheJustwatchit]

@brattskillz Thats a big loling

[123nicksbank123]

@brattskillz dylan i take it your a guy why do you care about dicks so much

[kay9ine1]

@Dylaaan30 how

[otiswise]

served as a Lunch-in. Not a lunchen. what are you 12, dont know how to spell wordz???

[dbaw1975]

@otiswise or luncheon.....

[MultiKilla55]

27 peoples dick smell like shit xD

[MultiKilla55]

27 people have a small dick xD

[fine12321]

my dick big and awesome your dick small and deformed

[rs0and0cod0legend1]

@fine12321 that didnt rhym

[fine12321]

@rs0and0cod0legend1 i could nooooooot think of one

[ShadowSamurai192000]

Does this kid know how to spell? I guess he can quick snipe though, what a life skill.

[Lilbizzyownz123]

My dick like a Galil yo dick little like n elle

[Lilbizzyownz123]

My dick ak47 yo dick m1911

[AirForceCAP15]

you misspelled everything.

[napier51]

My dick, make black people gasp. Yo dick, make Asian people laugh

[BoxOMarkers]

my dick gets pussy free

your dick pays entrance fees

[TheLaxprodigy]

My dick is like king kongs

yo dick fuck u have no ding dong

[tacogoingnuts]

My dick Big As China , yo dick, ohh shit .. It's a vagina

[AutisticASSCLOWN]

is it bad that i can memorize the lyrics

[mutantslug1]

My dick gonna break the bank while your dick won't do anything

[hopia223]

phillapeans. what the fuck? hahahaha

[l4dgamer132]

my dick is so clippy ( made it up )

your dick looks like slippy ( star fox 64 )

[l4dgamer132]

my dick upper class your dick dirty ass my dick bigger than a door your dick look like a bitchy whore my dick big as a cow your dick goes ka POW! my dick bigger than ever your dick always says never my dick hot as the sun your dick small as honey buns my dick shoots a beam your dick made the witch ( from left 4 dead ) scream! my dick strong as a tank your dick really stanks my dick makes it hail your dick smaller than a nail my dick has protection your dick had a c-section!

[ar3ceusftw]

this song is funny as hell

[TheDkidd23]

My dick strong as a tree yo dick wish it was me my dick yo girl said it dont fit yo dick its shit

[guitarzombieghgh]

My dick bigger than a bus your dick no need to discuss

my dick your momma wasn't faking your dick looks like a rash of bacon

my dick is completely insane your dick voted for Mccain

my dick made chuck norris go gay your dick aint worth foreplay

my dick can feed a crowded house your dick tiny like a mouse

my dick surrounded by smoke your dick a bad joke

my dick super incredible your dick a bite size edible

my dick not small in the least your dick touched by a priest

[1fifthking4down]

@guitarzombieghgh they should do a remix with some of your lyrics

[guitarzombieghgh]

@1fifthking4down hey thanks man, appreciate it

[wondernugget000]

@guitarzombieghgh LOL! Fucking hilarious!

[bananalover1111]

My dick likes Pussy yor dick is a wussy

[happyfeetlaura]

the spellin is awful !!!

haha i heard this on american dad <3

[oohsunchips]

My Dick Blocks Out the Sun, Yo Dick you don't got one

My Dick Hot Topic,Yo Dick Microscopic

My Dick Big For Sure, Yo Dick Premature

My Dick Just Had Sex, Yo Dick Never Gets

My Dick MVP, Yo Dick H.I.V

MY Dick Too Much To Take, Yo Dick Will Break

My Dick Takes it Nice And Slow, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?

[oohsunchips]

My Dick Blocks Out the Sun, Yo Dick you don't got one

My Dick Hot Topic,Yo Dick Microscopic

My Dick Big For Sure, Yo Dick Premature

My Dick Just Had Sex, Yo Dick Never Gets

My Dick MVP, Yo Dick H.I.V

MY Dick Too Much To Take, Yo Dick Will Break

My Dick Takes it Nice And Slow, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?

[oohsunchips]

My Dick Blocks Out the Sun, Yo Dick you don't got one

My Dick Hot Topic,Yo Dick Microscopic

My Dick Big For Sure, Yo Dick Premature

My Dick Just Had Sex, Yo Dick Never Gets

My Dick MVP, Yo Dick H.I.V

MY Dick Too Much To Take, Yo Dick Will Break

My Dick Takes it Nice And Slow, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?

[awfullyxbeautiful]

Jesus was a Jew, last time I checked.. ew. ;)

[cychotech123123]

my dick is an m16 your dick is embarrassing to see

[MrGggbb]

my dick transatlantic pipeline your dick tab water not runin

my dick Sylvester Stallone your dick E.T go home

my dick Independance Day your dick Judgement Day

my dick girls for diner your dick drying river

my dick makes the day your dick pepperspray

my dick made an Entrance

your dick no acceptance

[MrGggbb]

my dick harder than diamond your dick just a lil almond

my dick Pimpin in a mansion your dick still 9/5 job

my dick steady bangin flow your dick out of synchro'

my dick need for speed yo dick need a tip

my dick nuclear explosion your dick seashore corossion

my dick last season of course your dick beggining of LOST

[MrGggbb]

my dick Sylvester Stallone your dick E.T go home

my dick Independance Day your dick Judgement Day

my dick girls for diner your dick drying river

my dick makes the day your dick pepperspray

my dick made an Entrance

your dick no acceptance

[MrGggbb]

my dick harder than diamond your dick just a lil almond

my dick Pimpin in a mansion your dick still 9/5 job

my dick steady bangin flow your dick out of synchro'

my dick need for speed yo dick need a tip

my dick nuclear explosion your dick seashore corossion

my dick last season of course your dick beggining of LOST

my dick transatlantic pipeline your dick tab water not runin

[MrGggbb]

my dick king of the city yo dick just a hillbilly

my dick spray like a hose your dick tiny little drops

my dick faster than bullet your dick need to tune it

my dick big of course your dick simply small

my dick skyscrapper tall your dick underground hole

my dick got the Oscar your dick no proposal

[talonmorgan3593]

I heard jesus had a small dick

[Mileyroxable]

My dick is out partying late, your dick got sucked on by bill gates

[brattskillz]

I've corrected the spelling why are you still moaning :S?

[Last0wner]

@brattskillz quickscopes battle hey yea im a own you with my awsome hard scopes hell yea lolz

[apman0000]

Lol, lyrics aren't correct. Many errors

[SatansMullet]

LOL, Niggers.

[ohokbattlescape]

My dick plays on the Cinema screen. Yo dick small as your dads

[HectixHD]

@ohokbattlescape THAT DOESNT EVEN RYHME

[macbeast2849]

my dick gets tucked in my shoe your dick needs a plant growing crew

[macbeast2849]

Its my dick parts the seas your dick farts and queefs.... js

[Reapz141]

My dick went to the vietnam war

Yo dick need a status fuckin quo

[impowner666]

My dick is as high as a skyscraper, your dick is as thin as paper

[jumojumo2]

My dick has got the whole damn crowd! Yo' dick got its own unibrow!!!