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  • commercials on youtube suck my ass

    

  • Xanatos MUST have an Oscar...

  • I WONT FINISH THEM MACHINIMA TAKE THAT!

  • funniest video ever

  • 4th OF JULY 2011 AND STILL A PURE PWNAGE FAN!!!!

  • @THECaptainPlanetHD Pure Pwnage is my favorite at least b4 they went to canadian tv...

  • 196 people are still fucking n00bs!!!

  • I love this show Pure Pwnage ruled!!

  • There are 196 chuck norris'.

  • Without this video Youtube would be shit, without Machinima Youtube would'nt exist :)

  • press 8

  • press 4 rapidly!

  • 2:19

  • Do You Have An Amazing CS Shot? Send us the video through a PM and you could have the CS Shot of the Day.

  • today i got a message from chuck norris it was to you

    it simply says "go"

    as i have learned this does not meanstart talking it means you have 10 secs to live

  • WTF Jacks Layton advertisement before the video starts ! xD

  • lol'd

  • 194 people don't have chuck norris balls!

  • @MrOmgwtfWaffles i sorry Peoples

  • @MrOmgwtfWaffles i sorry Peoples

  • This video is fake and editted. CHUCK NORRIS NEVER DIES!

  • /watch?v=qpZFoeMhUl4

  • 193 people hate chuck norris

  • fake! nobody can kill chick norris :D

  • Dodaje gry na steam chętni piszcie na gg:33612366

  • 191 R Noobs.

  • 191 people have small balls

  • FPS doug got pwnd in this video

  • 191 people got killed by chuck norris, THEN TEABAGGED 4 IT

  • wtf, he killed chuck norris!

  • iwonder where can u download this song cuz its over 9000!!!

  • FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDS

  • How did this not win against basically every other video?

  • @cowfish13 becasue  this is not CoD

  • Their Big

    Their round...

    and their big.

  • labels: BIG BALLS (BIG BIG REALLY BIG BALLS) GUNS (NOT SMALLL)

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  • 191 people dont have balls

  • to bad everyone makes bullshit modern warfare 2 rewievs and shit and never any gmod vids

  • I can't belief i watched the whole vid O. o

  • Serwer Base Builder szuka graczy!

    IP: 178.63.132.173:27010

    Steam and Nonsteam

    Zapraszamy do wspolnej gry :)

  • I love how Chuck Norris broke the other window when the first one was already broken.

  • I wish I had this backround track.

  • 91.213.206.218:27063

  • EA liek suxs ma ballzs. Like the E, E sux the rgiht 1 nd the A suxs ma lef 1. So theyrere jus thr sukin mah ballz.

    Toally gunna by CNC frum EA and gives it to blizz nd hten maek ma gaem VASECTOMY!

  • @kr1spness qUeScHuN mArK?

  • uhm... where can we download this song?

  • Wait WHA? Chuck and Norris... PARADOX

  • pasame los temas

  • wtf lol lmao XD sniper dick

  • My favorite mini-story here is Doug assisting Gordon with the N00b School Bus. I love the split second clip of the Combine under the school bus, the first guy he hits on the coast. and I love the zoom in of Doug driving and Gordon all like "hell yeah!" PRICELESS

  • +1 for parodying the internet's love of Chuck Norris

  • For All Gamers

    Try This :

    /watch?v=UVy0WJYhQ4E

  • @BUSTON96 for all gamers

    dont try this

  • what a stupid title...

  • @liviu811 YOU FAIL!!!

  • @ToxTheBox what ever...

  • @liviu811 BIG MOTHERFUKEN BAWLZ!

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  • LMFAO 1:21

  • 2:00 - 2:20 LMAO!

  • SONG STOLEN FORM AN AC/DC's SONG!! THE ORIGINAL SONG FROM THE 70'S FOR THE ROCK LEGEND BON SCOTT ITS CALLED BIG BALLS !!! Fuckin kids stealing rock songs!!

    GO LSN TO JUSTIN BEIBER U TWAT!!

  • @khalilkhoury93 shut up you mug go hang urself like ur dad dick fking muslum american peice of shite

  • @welshe222 im not muslim..and im not american..

  • @khalilkhoury93

    You're a fuckin retard.

    Really.

    The rhytm is nothing like "Big balls",you don't know shit about AC/DC you fuckin faggot,and you don't know shit about Pure Pwnage since you post these retarded comments about the greatest show ever invented for gamers.

    Go die in a fuckin fire.

  • @GalexOwns OOOhhh did i say the same rhytm?..what a fag. It is stolen..At 1:08 - 1:20 u can clearly see it.. and i know everythin about ac dc so .. keep silent and go fuck a goat.

  • @khalilkhoury93

    Oh,you're 17 and you know everything about AC/DC uh? You weren't even born when they were on tours,you fuckin retard. This is not stolen from AC/DC and you're a stupid newfag that doesn't know anything about the best show for gamers.

    Grow the fuck up and shut the fuck up.

  • @khalilkhoury93 well your the one who thinks its right to fuck a goat so who cares what you say

  • @MrCodename4711 don't say that like you wouldn't if you had the chance

  • @GalexOwns uh this song has nothing to do with AC/DC to retarded n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @vXFOAMYXv

    That's what i'm saying...khalilkhoury93 is saying that they did,stupid.

  • @GalexOwns OK guys ur mean, ACDC came up with big balls this is Big da balls so there is a diffrence, but still khalilhoury hates xanatos if she/he said that on his vid

  • @Shep9250

    He's just being stupid trying to win an argument over the internet and failing,he's probably- correction,SHE's probably crying right now.

  • @khalilkhoury93 Yes of course, just because the words "Big Balls" are in the song, that means they stole it from AC/DC, I'm a fan of AC/DC too, but that never came to mind when I first listened to this song. You be a Troll, my friend.

  • you useing gmod :D

  • wow machinima stole this from a different video what noobs

  • @horderules123 at the Description by Xanatos

  • hello guys,

    im very impressed by all of your movies and im a huge fan of xanatos movies^^

    could someone tell me what do i need to make a movie like this one?

    And where i get those skins and stuff? thx

  • @Keylooh Download FRAPS and for the skins try FPSBanana. That's my advice at least.

  • Omg his dick can shoot awp bullets!!! AND FOR SOME REASON IT LOOKS LIKE AN AWP TOO!!!! WHY AM I USING CAPPAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSS??????­?????

  • @manturduken lolz

  • Balls!!! :)

  • el video no se ve mas la puta que te pario

  • lol humping the computer

  • Yeah so EA is like the ghey.

    The E is my left ball.

    And the A is my right ball.

  • @frickfrock999

    one of teh best moments of PP.

    cept he actually says

    and The a, the a is ma right ball.

    :P

  • @frickfrock999

    So if EA didn't exist, your balls would be gone?

  • Fuck Yea. Big Ball 07

  • da bawllz!

  • Let me tell u something about my balls

    -there big

    -there round

    -and there big.

  • For everyone who's interested in video games, take a few seconds to check out the link in my profile. It is the upcoming MEGA VIDEO GAMES WEBSITE IN THE WORLD! For those not interested, don't waste your time. Thank you!

  • baaaaaaaaaaaaalls!

  • Really?

  • nice Garrys mod video ;D

  • funniest vid EVER!!!

  • Damnit Xanatos... Really?

  • BIIIIIIIIGG FUCKIN' BALLS!

  • was das?

  • EPIC xD

  • lol @ monitor teabag

  • The right one's Chuck

    The left one's Norris.

  • @Ghost2379 wouldnt that be norris chuck?

  • @Zeyang445 you'll get roundhouse kicked for effing with the name

  • @Zeyang445 YOU DO NOT INSULT CHUCK NORRIS. HE WILL STOMP ON YOUR NUTS. srsly.

  • @LuigiMario299 He wasn't..

  • @Zeyang445 if you could read balls it would, noob

  • 2:41 ELVIS

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  • 1:25 HEADSMAK!!

  • at 1:40 it spells bra

  • PurePwnage is liek so awsm

  • i kno liek, i pwn n00bs n stuff, ya know?

  • ye man, liek its liek so awzm u no? i liek think kyle lieks cool n stuff, but jeremys te man!

  • Kyle pwns too, but not as much as you.

  • yes he could >.>

  • /watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE

    first watch this, then type xDD

  • at game tho he could

  • lawlz.. awsome but how he did that to that scree? lmao!

  • Warning: This video contains big balls.

  • @HueyFan12 lol

  • i wonder if he has the mod so people can download it lol

  • LOL epic

  • give the mp3 link

  • No one cares about your fucking server

  • BALLS SNIPING !!!

  • wow cs graphics look like something from the 90's

  • its the quality of the video

  • I has a question, I've downloaded those vehicles so many times but I never found them in my garry's mod's vehicle category. where do I extract them to?

  • BIG MUTHAFUCKING BALLS !!! :D

    AT 1:32

  • garry's mod...:(

  • weird...

  • lick maaa balls

  • LoL he was firing an AWP with his nuts

  • I have 3 relatives named Ballza. Who in there right mind would name there child Ballza? My family, THATS WHO!

  • Big Big Big Ballz....

  • i lol'd at 2:15

  • MUH BALLZ!

  • 1:19 Physically impossible, historically incorrect, chuck norris cannot die :D

  • These guys are pwnage in their purest form. They are the only ones capable of doing the impossible due to the fact the pwn.

  • Stop at 0:20 and look at his face haha;)

  • -there big

    _there round

    -and there big

  • 1.337 ratings! LOL

  • chuck got ownd cuz they got BIG BIG BIG DA BALLZZZ!!!

  • SAY WHAT?

    BAWLLZ!!

    BIG BIG BIG BALLZ!!

  • By this movie something in my head told met hat they really got small balls :o

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  • Wow

  • no fuck off

  • Lol! Chuck Norris owned! xD

  • GREAT music and video:d

  • muh balls need some suckin! muh balls need some lickin!

  • how dare you hit me with a stun stick *throws bus at him*

  • Omfg epic wideo :D

  • Now Pure Pwnage suxxx as hell the last episode are terrible and they didn't male a new one since almost one year now!

  • It's because one of them died.

  • Yeah I knonw it's Tea bag he died in a car accident. But they never said PP will stop making new episodes in their websites. Every day I'm checking it for a new episode but they are busy with making a game (The Empire Game).

  • and also they have there own tv. show were there about to and they are getting ready for it if you go to there web site it should say something like that some were

  • @notedkillerrage is it "showcase . ca"? and ty for your reply

  • ya it is showcase in canada i hope they still put the show on the internet though

  • Lol

  • i have same bandana as him by coincidence

  • no u

  • O.O

  • My left ball is Chuck and my right ball is Norris

  • hahaha the..

    the E..

    sucks ma left nut..

    and the right? is-is the A

  • yeh in counter strike source it also works

  • lol

  • How'd they get the Gordon Freeman model?

  • they downloaded it

  • Big modafuking BALLZZ!!

  • at  2:04 frezze LOL