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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
My favorite mini-story here is Doug assisting Gordon with the N00b School Bus. I love the split second clip of the Combine under the school bus, the first guy he hits on the coast. and I love the zoom in of Doug driving and Gordon all like "hell yeah!" PRICELESS
SONG STOLEN FORM AN AC/DC's SONG!! THE ORIGINAL SONG FROM THE 70'S FOR THE ROCK LEGEND BON SCOTT ITS CALLED BIG BALLS !!! Fuckin kids stealing rock songs!!
The rhytm is nothing like "Big balls",you don't know shit about AC/DC you fuckin faggot,and you don't know shit about Pure Pwnage since you post these retarded comments about the greatest show ever invented for gamers.
@GalexOwns OOOhhh did i say the same rhytm?..what a fag. It is stolen..At 1:08 - 1:20 u can clearly see it.. and i know everythin about ac dc so .. keep silent and go fuck a goat.
Oh,you're 17 and you know everything about AC/DC uh? You weren't even born when they were on tours,you fuckin retard. This is not stolen from AC/DC and you're a stupid newfag that doesn't know anything about the best show for gamers.
@GalexOwns OK guys ur mean, ACDC came up with big balls this is Big da balls so there is a diffrence, but still khalilhoury hates xanatos if she/he said that on his vid
@khalilkhoury93 Yes of course, just because the words "Big Balls" are in the song, that means they stole it from AC/DC, I'm a fan of AC/DC too, but that never came to mind when I first listened to this song. You be a Troll, my friend.
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Yeah I knonw it's Tea bag he died in a car accident. But they never said PP will stop making new episodes in their websites. Every day I'm checking it for a new episode but they are busy with making a game (The Empire Game).
and also they have there own tv. show were there about to and they are getting ready for it if you go to there web site it should say something like that some were
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JulianClutchy911 1 month ago
Xanatos MUST have an Oscar...
CommandoRazor 4 months ago
I WONT FINISH THEM MACHINIMA TAKE THAT!
lazar73 5 months ago
funniest video ever
MrSlayer238 6 months ago in playlist DIRECTOR-Xanatos
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BlizmoMan 6 months ago
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Brutalgaze 7 months ago
196 people are still fucking n00bs!!!
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THECaptainPlanetHD 7 months ago
There are 196 chuck norris'.
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
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Locothrope 8 months ago
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CSShotOfTheDay 8 months ago
today i got a message from chuck norris it was to you
it simply says "go"
as i have learned this does not meanstart talking it means you have 10 secs to live
COMBINEdotCOM 9 months ago
WTF Jacks Layton advertisement before the video starts ! xD
MrTabarnaco2 9 months ago
lol'd
13k37 9 months ago
194 people don't have chuck norris balls!
MrInsects 9 months ago
@MrOmgwtfWaffles i sorry Peoples
switelolo124 9 months ago
@MrOmgwtfWaffles i sorry Peoples
switelolo124 9 months ago
This video is fake and editted. CHUCK NORRIS NEVER DIES!
mancba182 10 months ago
/watch?v=qpZFoeMhUl4
runescapebgtwclan 10 months ago
193 people hate chuck norris
switelolo124 11 months ago
fake! nobody can kill chick norris :D
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lazio1996 11 months ago
191 R Noobs.
AymericNightmare 1 year ago
191 people have small balls
colin122222222 1 year ago
FPS doug got pwnd in this video
vol4ok 1 year ago
191 people got killed by chuck norris, THEN TEABAGGED 4 IT
Flipybitz 1 year ago
wtf, he killed chuck norris!
MultiDavemaster 1 year ago
iwonder where can u download this song cuz its over 9000!!!
sargedakilla 1 year ago
FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS
christopper16 1 year ago
How did this not win against basically every other video?
cowfish13 1 year ago 16
@cowfish13 becasue this is not CoD
DevasionX 3 weeks ago
Their Big
Their round...
and their big.
RandomAccount360 1 year ago
labels: BIG BALLS (BIG BIG REALLY BIG BALLS) GUNS (NOT SMALLL)
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94domix 1 year ago
191 people dont have balls
Ninjadude2012 1 year ago
to bad everyone makes bullshit modern warfare 2 rewievs and shit and never any gmod vids
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I can't belief i watched the whole vid O. o
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inv3002 1 year ago
I love how Chuck Norris broke the other window when the first one was already broken.
cowfish13 1 year ago
I wish I had this backround track.
blackbombs 1 year ago
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djkamil09061991 1 year ago
EA liek suxs ma ballzs. Like the E, E sux the rgiht 1 nd the A suxs ma lef 1. So theyrere jus thr sukin mah ballz.
Toally gunna by CNC frum EA and gives it to blizz nd hten maek ma gaem VASECTOMY!
kr1spness 1 year ago
@kr1spness qUeScHuN mArK?
utoob251 1 year ago
uhm... where can we download this song?
TimTheReaper 1 year ago
Wait WHA? Chuck and Norris... PARADOX
helmerdrake 1 year ago
pasame los temas
Flasheadox 1 year ago
wtf lol lmao XD sniper dick
TheEnzo221 1 year ago
My favorite mini-story here is Doug assisting Gordon with the N00b School Bus. I love the split second clip of the Combine under the school bus, the first guy he hits on the coast. and I love the zoom in of Doug driving and Gordon all like "hell yeah!" PRICELESS
MFiebig 1 year ago
+1 for parodying the internet's love of Chuck Norris
Wysthric 1 year ago
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BUSTON96 1 year ago
@BUSTON96 for all gamers
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MrCodename4711 1 year ago
what a stupid title...
liviu811 1 year ago
@liviu811 YOU FAIL!!!
ToxTheBox 1 year ago
@ToxTheBox what ever...
liviu811 1 year ago
@liviu811 BIG MOTHERFUKEN BAWLZ!
pedrobarroso1995 1 year ago
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BUSTON96 1 year ago
LMFAO 1:21
vXFOAMYXv 1 year ago
2:00 - 2:20 LMAO!
Ankka39 1 year ago
SONG STOLEN FORM AN AC/DC's SONG!! THE ORIGINAL SONG FROM THE 70'S FOR THE ROCK LEGEND BON SCOTT ITS CALLED BIG BALLS !!! Fuckin kids stealing rock songs!!
GO LSN TO JUSTIN BEIBER U TWAT!!
khalilkhoury93 1 year ago
@khalilkhoury93 shut up you mug go hang urself like ur dad dick fking muslum american peice of shite
welshe222 1 year ago
@welshe222 im not muslim..and im not american..
khalilkhoury93 1 year ago
@khalilkhoury93
You're a fuckin retard.
Really.
The rhytm is nothing like "Big balls",you don't know shit about AC/DC you fuckin faggot,and you don't know shit about Pure Pwnage since you post these retarded comments about the greatest show ever invented for gamers.
Go die in a fuckin fire.
GalexOwns 1 year ago
@GalexOwns OOOhhh did i say the same rhytm?..what a fag. It is stolen..At 1:08 - 1:20 u can clearly see it.. and i know everythin about ac dc so .. keep silent and go fuck a goat.
khalilkhoury93 1 year ago
@khalilkhoury93
Oh,you're 17 and you know everything about AC/DC uh? You weren't even born when they were on tours,you fuckin retard. This is not stolen from AC/DC and you're a stupid newfag that doesn't know anything about the best show for gamers.
Grow the fuck up and shut the fuck up.
GalexOwns 1 year ago
@khalilkhoury93 well your the one who thinks its right to fuck a goat so who cares what you say
MrCodename4711 1 year ago
@MrCodename4711 don't say that like you wouldn't if you had the chance
VxReaperVx 1 year ago
@GalexOwns uh this song has nothing to do with AC/DC to retarded n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!!
vXFOAMYXv 1 year ago
@vXFOAMYXv
That's what i'm saying...khalilkhoury93 is saying that they did,stupid.
GalexOwns 1 year ago
@GalexOwns OK guys ur mean, ACDC came up with big balls this is Big da balls so there is a diffrence, but still khalilhoury hates xanatos if she/he said that on his vid
Shep9250 1 year ago
@Shep9250
He's just being stupid trying to win an argument over the internet and failing,he's probably- correction,SHE's probably crying right now.
GalexOwns 1 year ago
@khalilkhoury93 Yes of course, just because the words "Big Balls" are in the song, that means they stole it from AC/DC, I'm a fan of AC/DC too, but that never came to mind when I first listened to this song. You be a Troll, my friend.
Tojo89 1 year ago
you useing gmod :D
TheDarklord0211 1 year ago
wow machinima stole this from a different video what noobs
horderules123 1 year ago
@horderules123 at the Description by Xanatos
danvoy24 1 year ago
hello guys,
im very impressed by all of your movies and im a huge fan of xanatos movies^^
could someone tell me what do i need to make a movie like this one?
And where i get those skins and stuff? thx
Keylooh 1 year ago
@Keylooh Download FRAPS and for the skins try FPSBanana. That's my advice at least.
M34tgr1nd3r 1 year ago
Omg his dick can shoot awp bullets!!! AND FOR SOME REASON IT LOOKS LIKE AN AWP TOO!!!! WHY AM I USING CAPPAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSS???????????
manturduken 1 year ago
@manturduken lolz
x3Lindzayyx3 1 year ago
Balls!!! :)
NeroX619 1 year ago
el video no se ve mas la puta que te pario
elmatador340 1 year ago
lol humping the computer
supersaiyain5 1 year ago
Yeah so EA is like the ghey.
The E is my left ball.
And the A is my right ball.
frickfrock999 1 year ago
@frickfrock999
one of teh best moments of PP.
cept he actually says
and The a, the a is ma right ball.
:P
haydentheonlyhayden 1 year ago
@frickfrock999
So if EA didn't exist, your balls would be gone?
amitabho123 1 year ago
Fuck Yea. Big Ball 07
bladerunner162 1 year ago
da bawllz!
MichaelOusstrin 1 year ago
Let me tell u something about my balls
-there big
-there round
-and there big.
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MrBestGamesEver 1 year ago
baaaaaaaaaaaaalls!
MAZZ0Murder 1 year ago
Really?
yarow122 1 year ago
nice Garrys mod video ;D
kancke 1 year ago
funniest vid EVER!!!
Guerrapw80 1 year ago
Damnit Xanatos... Really?
adongodlymaster 1 year ago
BIIIIIIIIGG FUCKIN' BALLS!
Dissruptance 1 year ago
was das?
08Shady80 1 year ago
EPIC xD
green90s 1 year ago
lol @ monitor teabag
pmckeown40 1 year ago
The right one's Chuck
The left one's Norris.
Ghost2379 2 years ago 122
@Ghost2379 wouldnt that be norris chuck?
Zeyang445 1 year ago 28
@Zeyang445 you'll get roundhouse kicked for effing with the name
Anounymous707 10 months ago
@Zeyang445 YOU DO NOT INSULT CHUCK NORRIS. HE WILL STOMP ON YOUR NUTS. srsly.
LuigiMario299 10 months ago
@LuigiMario299 He wasn't..
MrOmgwtfWaffles 9 months ago
@Zeyang445 if you could read balls it would, noob
THECaptainPlanetHD 6 months ago
2:41 ELVIS
Schwarmer 2 years ago
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Amazing video..once again machinima has left me speechless! VERY FREAKING FUNNY!!! XD XD :) :)
At 0:24 0:37 1:37 1:57 2:03 i almost choked from laughing. Good work guys...5/5
TheOneAndOnlyGamer1 2 years ago 2
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TheOneAndOnlyGamer1 2 years ago
1:25 HEADSMAK!!
Zafrondude3000 2 years ago
at 1:40 it spells bra
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TheMiissa 2 years ago
PurePwnage is liek so awsm
fikapaburk 2 years ago
i kno liek, i pwn n00bs n stuff, ya know?
blackbombs 2 years ago
ye man, liek its liek so awzm u no? i liek think kyle lieks cool n stuff, but jeremys te man!
fikapaburk 2 years ago
Kyle pwns too, but not as much as you.
blackbombs 2 years ago
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VERY NICE.
but even if he had big balls, HE COULDNT PWN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!11!1! xD
maplehero44 2 years ago
yes he could >.>
KangarooCow 2 years ago
/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE
first watch this, then type xDD
maplehero44 2 years ago
at game tho he could
wooter1234567 2 years ago
lawlz.. awsome but how he did that to that scree? lmao!
tronexhielox 2 years ago
Warning: This video contains big balls.
HueyFan12 2 years ago 113
@HueyFan12 lol
CommandoRazor 11 months ago
i wonder if he has the mod so people can download it lol
notedkillerrage 2 years ago
LOL epic
lagginswag 2 years ago
give the mp3 link
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Mezzostar92 2 years ago
No one cares about your fucking server
razor005 2 years ago 5
BALLS SNIPING !!!
shitpickle01 2 years ago 2
wow cs graphics look like something from the 90's
Davidvarlamov 2 years ago
its the quality of the video
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PrettyPinkPwnies 2 years ago
I has a question, I've downloaded those vehicles so many times but I never found them in my garry's mod's vehicle category. where do I extract them to?
HL2NoLie 2 years ago
BIG MUTHAFUCKING BALLS !!! :D
AT 1:32
shitpickle01 2 years ago
garry's mod...:(
kimi625 2 years ago
weird...
M8Military 2 years ago 4
lick maaa balls
HOLIMOUNT 2 years ago
LoL he was firing an AWP with his nuts
mikemarkyoda 2 years ago
I have 3 relatives named Ballza. Who in there right mind would name there child Ballza? My family, THATS WHO!
tehnoobsack 2 years ago
Big Big Big Ballz....
blueseeker93 2 years ago
i lol'd at 2:15
demonzsordz 2 years ago
MUH BALLZ!
ChooChooTrain190 2 years ago
1:19 Physically impossible, historically incorrect, chuck norris cannot die :D
superchiken007 2 years ago 4
These guys are pwnage in their purest form. They are the only ones capable of doing the impossible due to the fact the pwn.
TehBunchOfHaar 2 years ago
Stop at 0:20 and look at his face haha;)
SCORPLION22 2 years ago
-there big
_there round
-and there big
Raazor11 2 years ago
1.337 ratings! LOL
Aceb93 2 years ago
chuck got ownd cuz they got BIG BIG BIG DA BALLZZZ!!!
NickMick987rules 2 years ago
SAY WHAT?
BAWLLZ!!
BIG BIG BIG BALLZ!!
magtga 2 years ago
By this movie something in my head told met hat they really got small balls :o
ompalompa1112 2 years ago
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HueyFan12 2 years ago
Wow
McGam3r 2 years ago
no fuck off
greamer22 2 years ago
Lol! Chuck Norris owned! xD
MMAZZTERR 2 years ago
GREAT music and video:d
ville1236 2 years ago
muh balls need some suckin! muh balls need some lickin!
mattssoccer 2 years ago
how dare you hit me with a stun stick *throws bus at him*
bubby492 2 years ago
Omfg epic wideo :D
Vaik1ss 2 years ago
Now Pure Pwnage suxxx as hell the last episode are terrible and they didn't male a new one since almost one year now!
fuUuckCCP 2 years ago
It's because one of them died.
LeeTerminator 2 years ago
Yeah I knonw it's Tea bag he died in a car accident. But they never said PP will stop making new episodes in their websites. Every day I'm checking it for a new episode but they are busy with making a game (The Empire Game).
fuUuckCCP 2 years ago
and also they have there own tv. show were there about to and they are getting ready for it if you go to there web site it should say something like that some were
notedkillerrage 2 years ago
@notedkillerrage is it "showcase . ca"? and ty for your reply
fuUuckCCP 2 years ago
ya it is showcase in canada i hope they still put the show on the internet though
notedkillerrage 2 years ago
Lol
boms 2 years ago
i have same bandana as him by coincidence
ininify 2 years ago
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it sucks......
Videoslaper 2 years ago
no u
LEGOSHALEpielol 2 years ago
O.O
TheSonicKid101 2 years ago
My left ball is Chuck and my right ball is Norris
MaxPayne92 2 years ago 5
hahaha the..
the E..
sucks ma left nut..
and the right? is-is the A
haydentheonlyhayden 2 years ago
yeh in counter strike source it also works
sup41337 2 years ago
lol
maddog1920 2 years ago
How'd they get the Gordon Freeman model?
M4A1R0cks 2 years ago 5
they downloaded it
thebambooalchemist 2 years ago 5
Big modafuking BALLZZ!!
RealDead100 2 years ago 3
at 2:04 frezze LOL
vuilx14 2 years ago 4
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O.o This crap is Unrealisic!
Chuck Norris cant die. He can instant respawn behind you and give you a Roundhouse kick and a Ban at the same time!
Gratos1990 2 years ago