How to open a bottle of wine with no cork screw and a phone book

[mamflyer]

i was expecting he breaks the bottle

[FatalPainWolf]

thats why my neighbor is always smashing his wwall 0__0

[shane1637]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* *SMASH*.

[nebula570]

@shane1637 you read my mind

[HiThereImSwe]

This video should be retitled as "How to annoy the shit out of your neighbors".

[jig55]

@HiThereImSwe Think I prefer "How to open a bottle of wine with a phone book!" lol

[AnnewilvBil]

"How to open a bottle of wine only using your hands"

*throws bottle of wine against the wall*

[0jake0x0]

Hitting a bottle against the wall until it opens. What a badass

[drumminHooligan]

Us ac/dc fans need our alchohol

[xzanga58]

240p we meet again

[MultiHumanity]

still recording with a potato i see?

[jig55]

@MultiHumanity Dude, this was recorded five years ago, so sorry the quality ain't good enough for you but think you should understand how it works!

[SmokingCures]

@jig55 he is trolling so he can masturbate over any thumbs up he gets.

[jig55]

@MultiHumanity Dude, this was recorded five years ago, so sorry the quality ain't good enough for you but think you should understand how it works!

[MultiHumanity]

@jig55 lol i was just making a joke :P

[jig55]

@MultiHumanity I know boss!! :P

[tehsoggynugget]

if i had a dollar for every pixle..... id be bankrupt

[aarossell]

did cameraman not realize he was holding a camera? point that shit where you're looking fool

[jig55]

@aarossell As you can imagine, there was a little alcohol consumed before this video took place!

[goldjeremi]

i tried and my bottle broke -_-

[monkeyoncrackftw]

a group of guys drinking wine, how manly o you

[jig55]

@monkeyoncrackftw Yo, seven I think, it was a few years ago so I can't really remember!

[professorxanonymous]

what the fuck i will not do that thing xD

[DisparatBand]

Seems like they recorded the video with another phonebook.

[fittjudentogmincykel]

@DisparatBand hahahah LOL!

[SmokingCures]

I find it easier just to push it through :p

[artbaugh3]

@SmokingCures , I agree!

[JDogg42554]

@SmokingCures that's what she said!

[SmokingCures]

@JDogg42554 haha!

[koeny3333]

Wow, that wine will be tasting bloody awful after a threatment like this :P

[WarriorofByzantium]

Yes, yes that is one way of doing it O_o

[paddyboy651]

Lads u lot from northern ireland? certainly got the accents

[jig55]

@paddyboy651 You got it! From the bright lights of Portadown!

[PreviousGod]

"Hi, I'm Josh. I'm gonna show you how to nail a phonebook to the wall with a regular bottle of wine." -dum -dum -dum -dum "Try the cone-side moron!"

[xTr3Zz]

Seems legit.....

[devious426]

I put a hole in my wall! :D

[GameplayXperience]

you're a genius!

[snedie69er]

My neighbour call the copes, cheers guys.

[gerardk51]

I wonder what the people next door think of that?

[RlaXMaiN]

Hes probaly ACDC's personal wine opener..

[ExclusiveLM]

This must be the polish way of opening bottles. come over to watch me open a bottle with my vagina. It took me 43 seconds. But, I did it.

[indo83gmail]

you do that, and u'll end up ruining the texture and the taste of the wine m8 ;)

[riddler442]

@indo83gmail He probably paid like €4 for the bottle, i doubt it's an issue for that kindof wine :D

[jig55]

@riddler442 You got it in one riddler!

[jig55]

@indo83gmail We were at a stage were the taste of the wine didn't really matter!! We just needed more WINE!

[mphead]

Norn Ireland boys! Proud of yee!

[Robyiyo]

Brutal!

[rockstarbanshee19]

i onily watched this because i thought he was throwing the bottle at the wall lol

[josexd901]

@rockstarbanshee19 tambien yo por eso nomas lo vi

[sadiqmussani]

Stylish

[peonowns]

or just buy a cork screw..

[Numberonecock]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that the same trick can be done on the floor, not the wall.

That saves your neighbour coming round at 3am and opening a bottle of wine on your head. lol

[jig55]

@Numberonecock But were's the fun in that Numberone cock?!

[SmokingCures]

@Numberonecock its also not rocket science to work out that the wall he's using isn't his neighbours.

[DeadlikeaPixel]

@Numberonecock What if you live in a apartment? :O

[UnSpOkEn5sHot]

Came from looking how to make homemade bongs and Brought me here =S

What Da Phuck

[MrMilkman29]

Yeah and then see your wife screaming ''SHUT THE FUCK UP IN TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FORK!''

[martinzwanenburg]

yeahh great idea,...

only the second bottle we try to open,...

WE MISSED THAT GODDAMN PHONEBOOK!!!

do not drink and do this!!

[jellehaeck]

ur neighbors hate that u drink...

[OtownDawg8]

yeah thats one way to do it! lol

[DEFYINGgravityDE]

Poor neighbours!

[MegaKMC1]

look closley it looked like it fell out of his hand

[darklyXlit]

@MegaKMC1 I jumped XD

[greencz]

37 Frenchmen had hearth attack

[grassmover99]

LOL, i though he was going to smash it to the wall :P

[songoku1g]

lol thats crap .... use u`r big finger and its much easier and much faster ,,,, u dont find phone books everywhere :D

[crazejason]

so there is use for a phone book! :D

[ChromeFang]

hahahaha I laughed so hard.

[thijssiewit]

now thats how monkeys would open wine XD

[fisherdank]

whats a phone book?

[deanjohnwoods]

i have few phone books...but all my wines are now twist tops....fuckers.....

[Tinsletooth]

Now all the tannin is nicely mixed and you'll have an un-smooth wine. Probably the classiest video I've seen involving wine.

[KackAufDieGoldKette]

i dont got a phone book...what now?!

[MrSicmic]

@KackAufDieGoldKette - Use your elbow, that's the way the Slaves do :)

[Trenton2018]

rapidly press 7 and it sounds like he is saying Shi.....

[Thedarthus]

Press 7 for cheers m8 :DD

[gravitydestroy]

heres anatherer take the wine bottle AND SMASH ON THE FLOOR

[jig55]

@gravitydestroy and waste all that lovely wine??  Never!!

[AweSomo84]

@jig55 one day this goes wtong and you got your arms full of glass but nice way lol

[JONT3pro]

@jig55 wine is for ladies (;

[TheMegaeric]

@jig55 Waste it? no, no ....drink it from the floor...

[andr3wRTS]

Press 4 for rage

press 9 for Ac/Dc !!!!!!

[ZachandCodyCrazyLife]

come in



[GzusIsAwesome]

step 1: get cork screw

step 2: open wine

problem solved

[loumidis15]

recorded with a spoon

[likeomgutube]

@loumidis15 actually spoons cant record, you fail.

[loumidis15]

@likeomgutube you propably fail because you have had known that 240p videos are lame and users tend to say that they recorded with a potato a spoon or a calculator

[likeomgutube]

@loumidis15 you fail spoons and potatoes cant record anything, fail

[loumidis15]

@likeomgutube you fail cause you are dumb... we are talking metaphoretically to say that the video quality is horrible

[likeomgutube]

@loumidis15 you fail

[loumidis15]

@likeomgutube you dont have anything else to say so i won..you stupid xoxooxox

[likeomgutube]

@loumidis15 fail i have more to say you fail

[fred19992010]

@likeomgutube

Yeah, stick to these kinds of vids asshole. You got any White women for me? How's your sister?

[likeomgutube]

@fred19992010 why are you watchin this shit? isnt a $10 bottle of wine outa your price range? maybe you should watch a video on how to open a 40 ounce saint ides. how your fatass mammy? you know food stamp collectin day was 3 days ago! that bitch eat shitloads of mac and cheese or what?

[fred19992010]

@likeomgutube

$10 bottle of wine? Actually, I prefer Australian Chardonnay, or perhaps a French claret. But you wouldn't know anything about that. You probably never got beyond a can of Bud, right?

Nobody in my family would eat McNasty's, or KenDirty Fried Chicken. That kind of fare is for the lower social orders, like yourself!

You primitive beasts will eat anything that is put in front of you, like hogs.

[likeomgutube]

@fred19992010 go fish some ants out of a hole with a stick like your relatives in africa. stupid niggers cant even progress beyond a fucking mud hut LMFAO! all you aids infested baboons do is fuck, steal, and spread disease LOL

[fred19992010]

@likeomgutube

I'm no stupid nigger. I'm a SMART nigger, you ignorant hillbilly! I have STOLEN hundreds of thousands of dollars from the White man, and his banks. As long as banks are in the business of loaning money, I'll be in the business of "borrowing" it.

Now, how about you dumb White hillbillies living in your dirty trailer parks, and fucking your sisters, mothers, etc? You no good, ignorant hick!

I'm gonna CONTINUE fucking White women, and there's NOTHING you can do about it!

[imatelly]

@fred19992010 your comment does not make you smart,im starting to agree with the hillbilly!

[fred19992010]

@imatelly

Who cares?

[TheWhatify]

@likeomgutube youre a fucking idiot dude, White people forced Blacks to breed to go into slavery. so its pretty much our fault they keep fucking. and another thing, its mostly WHITE WOMEN fucking, stealing and spreading diseases. the only Nigger here is you. Being black doesnt make him a Nigger. Im white and i believe the White Men from the past are the Niggers. fuck you

[likeomgutube]

@TheWhatify youre a white cunt with white guilt who sucks on obamas dick. white women are the ones who spread disease huh? did you know that 8 out of 10 sheboons have an std, and 90% of them didnt even know they had one. did you know that 80% of the worlds AIDS carriers are niggers? you need to read some facts kid. your childish brain is fooling you. and by the way, were all ashamed youre white also. your mom should have aborted you loser.

[likeomgutube]

@TheWhatify LOL niggers in africa are still selling eachother off as slaves to others niggers till this day! you are one stupid fuck. i would looooooooooooooooooove to meet you in person (but it wont happen) i would stomp your fucking guts out. youre just another brain dead stupid fuck walking this planet who has no clue about the real world. go move into an all black neighborhood in compton since you love niggers so much. and than see how much they love you LOL silly stupid nigger guilt lover

[TheWhatify]

@likeomgutube youre one sad individual lol its too funny

[likeomgutube]

@TheWhatify whats sad is being a nigger lover. did mommy and daddy vote for Obummer out of white guilt too? is that where you get your nigger loving traits?

[TheWhatify]

@likeomgutube lol obama is hawaiian hahaha hes not black. Definition of Nigger is being Ignorant. Youre being Ignorant so that makes you the Nigger. read a dictionary once and awhile, oh wait i forgot hillbillies like you cant read lol nobody in my family even voted. youre even more sad individual to bring family into your issue here. but youre an american too so i guess that makes it ok.

[likeomgutube]

@TheWhatify Yeah Obamas Hawaiian, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL! boy are you one ignorant fuck.

[likeomgutube]

@loumidis15 you fail

[beratio]

yea you dont have to use the phone book, you can also just shake it and make the wine put pressure on it and then wallah :P done

[yevadyllis]

Superb!

[notitleavailable]

i was waiting for a smash :(

[ARTeFAKD]

Did your neighbours kicked you right in the ass?

[AngryKittehPoo]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video I would have 50 cents.

[chekovboy101]

This should be in the SAS survival guide!!!

[TomPilkington12345]

Now do the English way and buy some beer

[aaron2414]

pretty cool, but have you ever used an 18v Dewalt drill with a 1/4 inch paddle bit? Now THAT is a wine opener! (you may need a filter after you are done because I granulated my cork LOL!)

[juliustoys]

poor phonebook

[jgjghgh]

Your neighbours mustave been PISSED.

[duje65]

now try to drink it

[u2kanCme]

Ok, got snockered and a case of Champagne with Friends. Opened via Saber, Wine glass but this method got me my neighbors. So don't do this technique if the wall is adjacent to your neighbors. They drink like fish and left us sober again....

[amo22601]

@u2kanCme hahah...

[exmortis999]

How i wish that phonebook dropped.

[SasuXxXxHina]

Umm you could just use to forearm ya now the place next to you elbow but on the other side but a little higher....

[crudeoilsystems]

amazing

[pokerchamp19009]

when he got the bottle open i thought he sed "CHEERS NIGGA"

[jerzikid187]

your neighbors hate you :D

[veee666]

suck



[Cieeeccio]

WTF are u doing to that wine?! :(

[WRLondon]

How Romantic....

"One second babe, ill get that"

[ROBwithaB]

"How to irritate the Crap out of your Neighbours"

[matthijs579]

you should have called it how to break a wall with a bottle of wine xd

[awaysrackinup]

AC /DC sucks

[Hoopermazing]

@awaysrackinup  You're from Brazil. What do you know about rock music? Go pick coconuts with your feet.

[180TheDragon]

cant the bottle break? the best handy way is to just push the cork alla the way into the bottle. it will even be more.. vintage..

[kieran436]

I have another way : Put the bottle in a vice and hit it with a iron bar

[LexToob]

You must have one pissed off neighbour!

[xCaptxCrunchx]

"Just some dudes hanging out...drinking wine...nothing homo about that...." by the way, wont it be cheaper to get a bottle opener instead of putting holes on the wall?

[erfanjalilavi]

AC/DC



[JumboStevo]

I'm sure your neighbors love your trick

[Piranha722]

@JumboStevo lol

[metalbikes3]

@JumboStevo roflmao first Laugh today ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha :D ty sir u made my day, now I can go 2 sleep XD

[Kansutachi]

now lets see how to open a phone book with a bottle of wine

[felixdljkra]

@Kansutachi ?

[DemocraticKing]

i took a girl out on a first date to a fancy restaurant and ordered the most expensive wine. i asked for a phonebook and opened the wine like this..why were people looking at me weirdly?

[aBuIIet]

do that on ur wall and hold 2 glasses ready, one for u and the other for ur angry neighbor (horrible spelling i guess :D )

[andrewbobbin]

i started watching about tree stump removal and ended up watching this :)... nice trick though pal

[hardchorpunk]

not the fine english way xD

[bibiranger]

fake

[smaug100]

*knock, knock*

Who's there?

[Leo413623]

@smaug100 DUDE YOU HIT ME IN THE NOSE

quit whining.

[theBIRDmanJONES]

so thats the drunk people bangin on my wall last night

[calernasmith]

how the fuck did i end up watching this??????????

[LaughingGoh]

i open a bottle with facebook

[MsShinratensei]

wai lami.,.,.,.

[Carlovfx]

Billions of comments and no one stated that wine should not be moved like that, you will lose all the flavour and taste. Compliments gentlemen, you are going to drink coloured water now.

[romoe1212]

@Carlovfx Not really. You may be stirring up sediment, that has been proven. You may be damaging the glycol, which has not been proven to happen, merely a theory at this point. So thanks, pretentious wine snob.

[Carlovfx]

@romoe1212 You cannot treat wine like that, proven fact. Period :)

[Postsciptum54]

i waited that the bottle get broken

[reg1001]

ac/dc t-shirt is cool!!!

[multiforgetyou]

i wan't to see you doing that whit a coke

[Naleena2u]

LOL! Loved it!



[Roflhipster]

its fake

[Aspacelobster2]

Why is it that his arm went back i heard *THUMP!*

[jig55]

@Aspacelobster2 The video was recorderd with a old school phone four years ago. My apologies that the quality is not great!!

[siberianhuskybud]

@jig55 what you're supposed to say is that the sound is delayed because your arm was breaking the sound barrier ;)

[thedevo01]

@Aspacelobster2 Are you 7 or something?

[Aspacelobster2]

@thedevo01 No, im stating the obvious, get the fuck over yourself

[atrax1000]

@Aspacelobster2 welcome to the mysterious  world of Indian movie effects

[matthewgroen]

@Aspacelobster2 lmaoXD

[GilvamCarvalho]

Sorry guys... I've been doing this for a few years.. no fake! Instead of using journal I use a kitche cloth folded or a towel (better)!

The only draw back is the new kind of artificial cork... I could not do that with the new one, just the regular tree (natural) cork!

[undokat]

a free phone call to the neighbors

[rockotto727]

What is a phone book?

[knexfan100]

Neighbors: "that retarded drunk has to stop fucking our car"

[devendati]

Video of how to put a hole in sheet rock

[debolinawindmill]

@MrRofler2000 no one needs to watch rwj... just the videos he reviews and not spoiling it with his same old commentary with no range of styles of humour

[crrazyy]

your neighbors are like, " its 4 in the fuckin morning...STOP iT drunk FuCkers!"

[ohmaigawsh]

I hope you don't live in an attatched house.

[chanmjohn]

Tried this fuckd up my wall

[oliverre]

Thumbs up if you hold down key "7" and heard an AK-47