SURVIVING DIVORCE (or... not)

[WhatEverGameing]

0:54.....you know..i think something came out

[DerYugiohKanal]

i guess u fucking like to puke bro :D

[BLAGASPLEEGAN]

horrible place for ur cellphone haha

[ChannelYouMightLike]

1:39 See ya, Cellphone!

[alliekat9989]

Press "1" repeatedly for some awesome seizures. And laughs hahaha XD

[RogerEstradaTV]

this reminds me of that dude from the movie "Wassup Rockers?" that would always try to kill himself by sticking his head in a small snik with water yet always sticking his head out to breath.

[rageclan111]

YEAH so I'm gonna go ahead and drink myself to death

[majikkool200]

repeat the 7 button :3

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Poor table :(

[blacklab5577]

Onisions death would be as sad as shoving a toaster down your throat and then trying to get the toast out with a hammer and some alligator teeth...

[Soveraine]

This is from the Cleveland Show, Loretta's the whale wife of the redneck.

[SlasherMatt]

You look like the fucking sexyest girl in the world with your moth covered. LoL <3

[jaroslavrothgmail]

hey, i think you spilled a little

[Phillip13Slipknot]

Why would you leave ur phone n the table?!!!?!!???!

[frosteyflame]

I'll never drink water again..

[Sakura645]

...... I was eating..... ; n ;

[zer01ife]

this is back when your videos were kind of depressing

[bribribribribriyumm]

i hate the smell of thrown up water so this video really distgusted me because i could just smell it xD

[NinjaUnicornMagic]

@rjhisjera ooh crap.... i go through a whole pack of water bottles in a whole week.

[sleepyturtle666]

i felt like that was almost an actual attempt.. (though im unsure if that could actually kill you)

[rhisjera]

@sleepyturtle666

actually consuming too much water can in fact kill you.

[sleepyturtle666]

@rhisjera i thought so

[tiger123655]

@rhisjera how?

[sharkapillar]

I feel bad for that phone. And the table.

[CelesteContradiction]

it's kinda like I'm watching every thing go to shit just by watching his YouTube videos

[Nalkaolisi]

I'm thirsty.

[CAROT66]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum i waz eating pasta at the time then i saw some chunks comer out of ur mouth -_- but the video sucked only the end waz good.........

[pmorefreak97]

how did you not get your phone wet??

[dcheyne1977]

Hobo Steve

[Dynastyboy473]

That table just landed on his head XD

[SNOOKIizUGLY]

why do you do this to yourself lol

[xoxosarah18]

Poor Greg, I really think he was sad on the inside. :(

[fireisgold1]

press 1, 5, and 7 in this sequence

super funny!!!! lol

love ya greg

[slipsk8er456]

Press 1 for Puusay!

[emofariy101]

pres 7 over and over again XDDDD

[emofariy101]

pres 7 over and over again XDDDD

[happyhoo83]

I know i will sound like a jerk and its none of my buisness but will somebody tell me about the divorce and the whole relationship thing. You dont have to tell me if nobody wants to talk about it.

[Greekdude85]

Pres 5 over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

[xXxTheNobodyxXx]

I think he was joking at first... But it seemed a lot like he was seriously not in the mood to make a vid. But that's just me. Idk.

[metallicafreak10]

0:40, and 0:56 I think he actually puked. lol

[lonelygloomyday]

Seizures are not funny but that? HAHAH XD

[AnimeDJ1872]

I'm sorry what was he doing with the water. I didn't really catch what he said..

[ashleighBeeBee123]

"Listen Lauretta... Lauretta... the jokes about Lauretta were the jokes, this video is a joke, please do not take it seriously... they were the joke... it's a joke... and a... potato." straight from the description. i love you Greg <3

[Teh1AnnOwnLeeByukk]

I like how at 0:50 his water bottle magically refilled itself. YOU'RE A WIZARD ONISION!

[Mokiimo]

@reinaoh92 skye

[BlueBerryWizard]

Some mother killed her daughter by forcing her to drink too much water around here. It's kind of disturbing because I could imagine my mom making me do that, but if it actually happened it would be for the better...

You need MOAR water.

[TheDurationPlusFive]

@BlueBerryWizard That is the most disturbed comment... um no it would not be for the better >:( Plus why do you think your mom wants to kill you with water?

[BlueBerryWizard]

@TheDurationPlusFive I get told on a regular basis by people here and elsewhere the world would be better off without me. I think you wouldn't want me around either if you knew how pathetic I am and the things I say.

I'm not really sure why my mom would do it, I have plenty of rationalizations myself, but I don't know what her own reasoning would be. I just feel she would in some situation do it.

Seven months since that comment and my life is only shittier than ever...

[TheDurationPlusFive]

@BlueBerryWizard Unless you're a rapist, animal abuser or child molester, I don't think you're pathetic or unnecessary. I think you're surrounded by Assholes and you need to tell these toxic people in your life to stfu and gtfo. If your parents tell you bad things about yourself, ask yourself why you would even listen to the opinions of the kind of people who would say such cruel lies to their own kid?

[BlueBerryWizard]

@TheDurationPlusFive I'm none of those things. The greatest "harm" I inflict on others is discussing my hate for degeneracy and things which I see as a threat to the fulfillment of the 14 words. I can't do much about my life situation because I'm not independent and I just can't move out or anything. I can't move out of my parents' house with no income and everywhere is cutting hours, closing down, etc. and they keep bringing in immigrants to take the jobs we don't have.

[WhereAreTehCheese]

Why am I still watching This! :'(

[Kyasaren]

Someone, please take him off of youtube.

[tokiohotelfan135]

i thought there was blood on the table while watching this lol!

[indisguise96]

i have always wondered if he truely thows up in his vids... if not that is some crazy good acting!

[GACproductionsBD]

keep pressing 7 O-O

[123unknownsoldier126]

it's so hard to tell if he's trying to be funny or being serious...

[twistedelegance212]

@123unknownsoldier126 He was totally serious. This was right after his divorce, but it doesnt matter now though cause he has Shilo and you can see in his eyes how much he cares for her.

[123unknownsoldier126]

@twistedelegance212 no no no i mean in general... i should've clarified that as to not sound like a douche...

[kimmy10s]

Keep pressing 5. ;D

[Folcation]

my moms name is loretta and she has seizures

[alysmeow]

Atleast theres no-one here to complain about the mess..

[pinkwall88]

why does the hobo guy have a cell phone?

[lauraloverx5]

if this a joke then why does he have a girlfriend

[MrSeth652]

Is this key....to like...him and Skye separating? o_o

[Andre00x]

omg

[darkbluewife]

gross

[sushiwarrior24]

I love this.

[memeandme0321]

HAHAHHAa the last part made me life and almost pee my pants :)

[MalisShadobreed]

Ok the very last part where the table rolled onto your head had me cracking up, the stuff before that....well I hope Shiloh has helped you pull yourself out of your dementia!

[obssedwitmabass]

im not sure if thats vodka or water xD

[11AfroNinja]

A HOBO HAZ A PHONE XD

[iLikeUrChopstickz]

How did you not get your phone wet?

[TheLunafel]

what is he drinking? :o

[ThePastIsGone]

Thumbs up if you cringed throughout most of the video. xD

[pineapplefun1011]

@ThePastIsGone i didnt.

[yoyoyomilk12345]

"haha why is their a bum leaving in a house?"

[cassandrahb]

I don't think these are funny. Frankly I'm scared for Onision. :(

[Averk28]

this. is. sad

[Alexander5571]

i dont think he did this because he thought it was funny...

[shimoshamman]

DUDE??? WUT.

[randomDudeDeux]

you are fucking hilarious :|

[NinjaMoose234]

And I wanna die. I like salad! What kind? *burps* SEIZURE!! gdmkskdkffvlslur

LMAO.

[iTom151]

Keep pressing 7!

[SoJessicaful]

looks like ur taking it well :) lol

[relaxingmusic101]

too much of a sacrifice

[maglorsregret]

Yeah, he definitely puked at 0:56.

[bluchickengirl17337]

I am so lucky that this was posted on my Birthday!!!

[spikeygore]

HAHAHA 1:40 the table falls on his head made me crack up xD

[monafabulousenuh]

Nasty boy

[00DiNoGoRaWr00]

0_o  Very Amusing.......

[Chellanyie]

He really is emo.. charlie emonision... and you make all of us sad. It's ok onision we feel your pain.

[PermanentMarkerism]

Ok thank you all for answering my question I don't need any more yeses.

[bananas0monkeys1]

But still sad and I'm srry

[bananas0monkeys1]

Hey atleast there's noone here to compliain bout de mess lol

[Luiey]

Hey does anyone know if he got his Google Tv back? I hope he did

[PermanentMarkerism]

Did his wife actually divorced him?

[GedenWilbur]

@PermanentMarkerism yes

[TJPProductions]

@PermanentMarkerism yup

[FeralArtist]

@PermanentMarkerism Yes.

[EpithalamionJinx]

hellooooooo TABLE...how are we today?

[FlamingFreedom]

Bitch repellent in the recommended list. Irony?

[SoraInuyashaAsh]

:(

[OmegaQuave]

Why?

[HerRedHair]

im sorry i tried so hard not to laugh when the table hit his head atthe end but i just couldnt do it XDDDDD

[EastCoastPeace3]

Press #2 key and instantly view my current thought :D

[ellos34]

And the magical button issss.....5!

[Castiel666xD]

i send you virtual hugs :( i know this is oldish and im a little bit late commenting but greg you are too awesome to be so sad and you can tell you are sad in this video. you are probably like "another creeper" but seriously *virtual hug*

[eyeheartpancakes]

uh whats with the tags?

[Funoxid]

Omg so dumb

[supornerdy]

...wtf is he drinking?!

[wolfkelsey1]

where the fuck was skye?

[xaioFTW]

@wolfkelsey1 divorced, screaming how much she wanted his google TV

[3xTACOx3]

Im sorry about what your going through but im sure you will get through tomorow wilk shine again so dont quite :) ps ur videos r so funny dude

[MomoTheEmoPeach]

I just finished reading the tags. :(

[Jezy12]

When the table hit you in the head at the end i laughed so god damn hard

[RizzyMissy]

Did anyone read the tags?, you should

[ZombiePoetryClub]

@RizzyMissy I just did, thank you for pointing them out... I believe he is actually really depressed(Obviously) But I actually see it... you know? like Im getting the vibe and the message in his recent videos..

[Vanar1000]

so he was trying to puke/ drown himself?

[lifeofeternity]

I agree with nicoletalana

[taytaymad]

Dude your phone almost got wet. Not cool! Poor phone

[RandomPokeGirl]

Sometime U worry me dude... xD

[shadouge4eva]

I can't watch your videos 2 in the morning. Serously. I will wake everyone up in the house XD

[Whateverschannel]

Water:

60% on the table

20% on the beard

7% on the shirt

12% on his pants

1% in his mouth

[psychOroach]

oh my god!! x)

[YouthEnergy]

How do you puke from just drinking water, dude?

[MissSleepyhead14]

Im never gona drink water again 0.0IIII

[Arbaz1704]

Damn look at the tags :/

[hoberspank]

We actually done this one time but with lime cordial, until we started power chucking... hmmm

[Nicoletalana]

is he actually getting a divorce..?

[R3ACTIVAT3]

you can tell that at 0:56 he really did puke

[lovedinosaurs97]

do u really wanna die???

[TheKawaiiQueen]

Lol wth >.< <3

[fLiPpAntMisSCreanT]

@Nekachka Is it possible he was never really in 'the right state of mind'?

[baganga]

I love how the beard ever so slowly drops down through the video. XDD

[Layk35]

wow he really did get divorced? so thats why he's living somewhere else in the new vids? and he's STILL making videos? guess he needs money to pay for it lol so uhhhhhh what was sky's number again? ;)

[MomoTheEmoPeach]

@Layk35

He's still making videos because it's something he loves to do as an entertainer. Not because he's hard up for cash you dick. And that last part makes you sound like SUCH a tool.

[Layk35]

@MomoTheEmoPeach

haha what can i say, she was very attractive ;) and it is actually his job so really i understand why he's still making them. i think its sad though

[ThatDogBomber]

Lol at B!tch Repellent in suggestions.

[ToxicVampirePrincess]

I think its funny how his phone was right next to the puddle haha

[tm4eyes007]

Pretty sure he actually puked at 0:56.

[BlankitaXOXO]

waaait, soo are you actually divorcinh ? o_O

[CityLimitsx]

Awwww onision i seen the tags!!!! Ill be your love LOL

[ChaseVX]

OMG..... that cellphone almost got wet D:

[FacelessOnlooker]

The puking water thing made me laugh and laugh.

[DontCallUsStupid]

@ JuliaSmh ya he actually got divorced he has a few speaks videos about it. They're kind depressing :(

[dizzy2dope17]

Hello I'm Uncle Steve and I really wanna Die HmHa!

[meepenator3]

@dizzy2dope17 Homeless...... Mike. Homeless. Mike.

[FeralArtist]

@dizzy2dope17 I don't mean to be rude but he said Hobo Steve, I don't see how you mixed that up.

[dizzy2dope17]

@FeralArtist I listened to it but it sound hella like Uncle Steve but it's funny either way

[FeralArtist]

@dizzy2dope17 Guess you can never really experience the world like someone else can.

[apocalypse123]

@dizzy2dope17 It's hobo steve. Not uncle steve.

[IWasBornStupid]

@dizzy2dope17 He said Hobo steve

[eyeheartpancakes]

i noticed that phone on the end of the table there. a homeless guy wouldnt have that. lol

[wizardfreak1000]

this is too funny

[Apocalyptikai]

He has officially lost his cool. Think about it: People constantly ignoring what he has to say, his divorce. He feels like he is the only person in the world like him.

[shadowfox207]

DDD: wait whut!

poor guy 

[RhythmInDiscord]

1:25 LOL

[chrscchrn]

I like how his phone was right next to where he spit out the water

[JuliaSmh]

i would like to know more information about onision if he really get divorced.

[Kiwi653]

@JuliaSmh he did.

[ColdSixOneFour]

what THE FUCK DO YOU SMOKE..please pm me bak so i can get some

[prakash2187]

only thing he knows is good acting and how to spill things all around...but nice vids..i felt the videos enchanting and energetic.

[alojz300]

what an odd way to drink water..

[MapleMusicVideos]

this is so nasty im trying to watch some good videos i click this while eatting and i wanna throw up... why can't he just make a video where he isn't trying to kill himself like the banana song one =/

[EddieTattoProduction]

Am I the only one thinking he throwing up more water than he drank? O_o

[COGKevin333]

did he really get devorced

[FireflyeEhecatl]

@COGKevin333

 Yes

[NnysVelvetRevolver]

nice job keeping that droid or IPod or watever so close to the water regurgitation

site...

[Atthex]

We love you, Greg :)

[DRBxZombiexNFG]

WTF? That was crazy, I didn't know it was fake until I read the description... Does that mean his wife was still there to complain about the mess?