Valve: Portal 2 E3 teaser 6-15-10

[andyandcarl]

Man, this was such a great fucking game.

[felipeedoardo]

I get the chills whenever I hear this "It's been a looong time"

[LittleDeadHead]

The sing name is "How have you been"

[erkn99]

i am a monster she punish me to kill turrets they have feelings to : '(

[Radicaldanny]

I'm not a monster! >:(

[eternaldag]

0:42 to 0:46 isnt even in portal 2. i completed the game and i didnt see that part o-o

[flaminfoxproductions]

This is so awesome everytime I watch it I get goosebumps

[godpower123451]

ONLY 4 MORE DAYS! I PRE ORDERED IT!!!!! CANT WAIT!!!!! :D

[SephirothgeneX7]

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

[Satur0z]

yey! GlaDoS comeback!

[Minisamfizz]

@Satur0z May I ask you why you are excited that GLaDOS is still alive? She's a cruel, abusive robot who refuses to give us cake...

[Satur0z]

@Minisamfizz nO, sHe'S jUst MiSunDERStOoD. And yOu ArE JusT ANGry ThaT yOu"R ComPAnIoN CubE GOt DestrOYED In PorTaL 1. YoU MoNsteR.

[Minisamfizz]

@Satur0z First of all, this has nothing to do with Companion Cube. Second of all, I'm not angry. Third of all, why are you calling me a monster? Fourth of all, why are you typing like that? And fifth of all, your reply had aboslutely nothing to do with my comment.

[swordpalme]

Sick graphics on 720 HD

[Ganondorf1424]

:22 top right half in the dark part COMPANION CUBE YOUR ALIVE :D i think i know what the song still alive was rly about :DDDDD

[cpvsmariovspokemon]

No no no... You got this all wrong. You play as a human, but in co-op mode you play as a robot as GLADOS belives that humans dont have something that she can make robots have: Teamwork.

[mastersmasher2021]

I'm just glad there won't be cake in this game. It was funny at first but my god, people just won't let that meme die already.

[MrPhazerBeam]

@mastersmasher2021 THE CAKE IS A LIE DEAL WITH IT

[mastersmasher2021]

@MrPhazerBeam No, grow up.

[MrPhazerBeam]

@mastersmasher2021 lol

[AwesomeGamer4]

valve is literally incapable of making a bad game!

[starchild996]

Yoohooz! 2011!!!! AAAH YAY!

[chinesericeboy]

If the test chambers have overgrown, then Chell must be very, VERY old.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@chinesericeboy Actually, I think they'll pull the same trick they did in Half-life 2, by **SPOILER ALERT!!** Putting the character in frozen stasis (or whatever it's called).

[ThatGuyWithThePie]

@chinesericeboy & @DeloreandudeTommy Nah, You play as 1 (or 2 in co-op) Robot(s) made in the facility. So, you dont play as a human. And stop giving out false spoilers.

[CopycatAoW]

I think we can put our differences behind us, for science... you monster..

[fourtyseven474747]

omg. this legit turns me on.

[mega0968]

I bet GLADOS poisoned the cake, so when you get to the cake you die when you eat it

[ExteelPhantom]

Zomg zomg zomg!! CANT...... WAIT.... *froths in mouth due to too much epicness*

[bossiQ12]

the first one is the best :D

but now, i wait for second :D

[Flowersim]

I can't wait till 2011, and its going to be realesed in Winter!

I REALLY CANT WAIT THAT LONG!

I want to play it now!

I would just go up to the people who made it and say

"Right! We're going to settle this! Give me the game, OR DIE!"

And also

0:15 Awwww CRAP!

[shanedawsentv3]

when is the demo out

[BrianBear24]

2011 OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

[HelpfullScape]

i can haz..

[quinnly23]

4 people missed the like button goddammit.

[Sasukeforceteam]

What is the song name??Its Epic ;)

[rabidporcupine25]

@Sasukeforceteam Reconstructing More Science. I'm pretty sure it's available for free download :D

[keepawayfromeyes]

DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME? GLADOS IS BACK ALIVE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[tintinytdj]

2011??? OMG I CANT WAIT TILL 2011! THEN I ONLY HAVE 1 YEAR TO COMPLETE IT!

[3kToT]

@tintinytdj nah, you'll have more time than that. The apocalypse is due to arrive at 2012 12 21 : ) Enjoy the game... while you're still alive...

[TheManateeOne]

@3kToT And While your dead I will be, still alive. :D

[smrgnbrg]

Listen closely at 0:30

[runescspe19876]

@smrgnbrg What am i meant to be hearing?

[Soniczeldaking]

Chell: I thought I killed you!

GLaDOS: No I pressed the refresh button. Oh and no cake this time.

Chell: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Soniczeldaking]

Chell: I thought I killed you!

GLaDOS: No I pressed the refresh button. Oh and no cake this time.

Chell: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Mdude667]

Pre-ordering for PC....

[Nazgul100]

Glados pressed her F5 button D:<

[bengaschler]

im pretty shore im so fucking pumped that i cant handle it

[Awwwwwwsnapful]

if you listen to the first 15 seconds, you hear what sounds like a heartbeat (which is probably just metal crashing) until she activates.

[HunterLinuxHunter]

Music -10... nice concept art

[SsnakeBite]

WANT

Man, I can't wait for 2011.

[GAM3R3DG3]

I'm glad portal 2 is coming to the PS3, I was totally phyched when I saw this at e3

[sslivos]

OMFG I CANT WAIT. I read the monologue in gameinformer and im really excieted they used it.

[fbfbggfe]

It's been a longgg time...how have you been?

[TheGMaster111]

The Cake. Is it a lie? Is it real? Sometimes I don't even remember what it looked like, and that scares me.

[AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE]

i bought th orange Box JUST so i could catch up with portal 2 when it comes out and not be a noob

[rfrakctured]

Good upload and all, but I just gotta ask for more TF2!

[MrToeFungus]

New source engine looks awesome.

[XDRevolution26]

lol so basically u get kidnapped from ur house and put in a mental assylum......AWSOME!

[MasqueradeMan2]

Well, Valve has me excited.

[vamediah]

I hope they can finally figure out that shower-curtain problem.

[f3ir3n]

chamber 07..... soo creepy :( and dismal :*(

[bomerman104]

there better be cake

[angrycanadian8]

i hope we can put our differences behind, for science........you monster

[UltimatePokemonVideo]

I've been REALLY busy being DEAD.

[k1ngazteca]

You can see the companion cube on the right (full screen hd) by pausing 0:23

[jake33335]

@k1ngazteca thats the new laser twisting cube

[k1ngazteca]

@jake33335 Sorry i thought it was, because in the very center of the cube looks like a heart.

[Katethebait12]

so basicly they rebuild aperture science and put you though another load of trials?

sign me up. I'd like cake now plz

(Fan girl side comes out)

can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait I WANT IT NOW!!!!!

better be as awesome as the first one :D

first I watch 'Kick ass' and then I see this, my days getting better!

[lonewolf1AQW]

i SWEAR to fucking god!! i better get cake for all the shit i have to do >_>

[CatzCradle64]

Woot woot! So happy~ Now if only there was a Mirror's Edge 2, my life would be complete. xD

(but hrmmm... can't say I'm too wild on how different Glados seems to sound from this trailer, but maybe it'll be different on the working game...)

[someguyhunter]

now thats thinking with portals!

[Morphia]

Anyone knows where I can find the music?

[briggsotisdallas]

this is going to be 2011 bests game

[freegamers97]

HL3 engine ??????? will they definetly announce a new engine ???

[vadikboss3]

@freegamers97 ummm Valve have Source Engine

[TheJoshua029]

holy shit 0:23 its companion cube at right yea its not destroyed by the incinerator

[CyberWolf245]

Some people keep thinking the E3 announcement means this is only on PS3. It's not, so chill out. All it meant was that the game will on PC, Xbox, AND PS3 so everyone can get their slice of cake (or not, lol).

[tjalfejon]

Btw according to this teaser it looks like Glados is rebuilding the lab after the explosion. ... hmmmm.... I wonder what it's up 2? .... 

[dman9099]

i so what this game when it comes out!!!!!

[TaliesenAatlan]

If no cake is involved, I WILL trick your rockets into firing at you, disassemble you, and drop each of your parts in a fiery pit. Let's see if your still alive then. So you best hand over that cake GLaDOS.

[typobrahe]

Ohhhhh my god, I haven't been this excited about a game in years.

[NoobsAreUsh]

... fap fap fap

[Guenwhyever]

@NoobsAreUsh

best comment.

[Zackkitsune]

@NoobsAreUsh Whats with the fapping?

[Lsama]

>:C Seriously only for the PS3? better not be :/

[tennist0]

@Lsama Nope, just highlighting that it will ALSO be on the PS3 since P1 was PC and Xbox 360 only.

[CatzCradle64]

@Lsama

no it's for xbox, pc and ps3

[sendogobou]

@394WhiteWolf but Chell is still who you play, so it cant be that old

[brokenURL]

Acacacacaca!

[SteeleInd]

Holy monkeyballs this game looks amazing.

[extraSHUGIN]

yo, anyone knows whats the name of the theme thats playing?

[polilord]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[sonicpower23]

0:22 Companion Cube!?

[Nazgul100]

@sonicpower23 do you mean 0:23?

[Zoidberg227]

God it's so beautiful ... ! So much more organic. The graphics look amazing ... hope they hold up to that in the final release! I've read there's to be a much more involved soundtrack, too. I can't wait 'til it's out!

[GermanShepardBrigade]

I can't get over how beautiful GLaDOS's voice is at the very beginning. It almost sounds musical. <3

[Adelphus]

I want the music.

[ToastedEgg89]

In the words of Doug Lombardi: "Portal was testing ground, Portal 2 is a game."

[Dentonzan]

I think this teaser better then portal 1.

[ProtoGenocid]

I think we can put our differences behind us. You monster.

[krzytom81]

WOOT!, so where is HL2 EP3!!

[ALKOpadman]

i cummed

[Kruemo]

I NEED THIS GAME! 2011? NO!

[thomassoutar]

i jus hope this game is longer then the 1st. portal is amazing but waaay too short.

[thomassoutar]

im thinking you have to try to help rebuild the lab with glados maybe?

[blackmesa0]

@thomassoutar lab is rebuilding itself

[thomassoutar]

i think we can put our differences beside us... you monster. i love glados' cold humor

[Ardbug]

Sold !!!!!

[OMFGJesper]

PORTAL 2 !!! EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC!

BUT I WANTZ CAKE THIS TIME VALVE!

[KDotStarr]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHYGOD

[mad87645]

YES YES OH GOD YES!!!!

[Ekit357]

0:24 To the right... Companion cube!! :D

[palidan99]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PORTAL AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ligonis5320]

*little girl scream* AAAAAAAARGHH portal!!

[EmmureTF2]

If I don't get the cake this time, I'll show you a monster alright.

[wootsausemanman]

@EmmureTF2 Why does every one want the goddamn poisoned cake.

[EmmureTF2]

@wootsausemanman Because they lied to us. We should have seen it coming with the hints on the walls, but I want my cake.

[Zackkitsune]

@EmmureTF2 You stole my line :(

[EmmureTF2]

@Zackkitsune We can both be monsters.

[sslivos]

@EmmureTF2 sorry,they said in gameinformer that the cake will not be in the sequel

[Zackkitsune]

@EmmureTF2 Yes...

[LoLWTF77]

DO I SMELL NEW SOURCE ENGINE :O :D

[3DaysClapping]

What's the name of the song used in this trailer?

[noname2tellu]

SHIT JUST GOT.... more complicated :/... shoot... but YAAAAAAAA :D!

[horsefromspace]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT­

[murraywall1]

i saw this trailer, and then i jizzed in my pants

[SladesApprentice145]

T..The companion cube is in this video..yes. <3

[DEPTrooper]

Epic graphics right?

[D3m0nzz]

its.. beautiful...

[Dthunda777]

HELL YES *FANBOY SCREAM ALSO*

[Rennoc51]

The.Most.Epic.Teaser.Ever.

[Templetoes11]

This isn't TF2

[guardianofnature1]

@Templetoes11 good observation

[thedza13]

oh god, this looks cool, but i hope this doesn't get over-hyped

[Copperfoil]

holy hell. its about time. i always assumed that portal would be one of valves little stand alone games, nothing but a time killer and a mind bender. this just proves to me once again that valve is one of the best gaming companys in the world (and that they like to milk all their games for every last penny) i cant wait. yet another game to add to my "omg i cant wait for it to come out" list

[chalopee]

@Copperfoil Very critical critique you did there, yes Valve does intend to "gamble" most of their money but ALWAYS into successful uses..

[Fortune55]

Dear god. I kind of wanted ep 3 but this teaser blows anything left I wanted from HL out of the water. Valve please PLEASE focus on portal and make it better than the original. It will be no easy task!

[boondocksaint909]

whooaa

[NicxanXIII]

My excitement for this is only surpassed by Other M.

It's a shame I don't have a PS3, so I can't play ... but I will be happy to just see how this develops.

It looks AWESOME and omg GLaDOS <3

[SFPhoenix]

@NicxanXIII It's gonna be out for PC, Mac, PS3 and 360, so unless you only have a Wii, you'll be able to play it :3

[NicxanXIII]

@SFPhoenix If I didn't have a PC, I'd be so screwed. ... Then again, how would I be typing this, anyways? =P Thanks for the clarification! Now I'm majorly excited.

I also love how this is the only trailer without a massive amount of "BAWWW" from everyone on collective sides.

It's all so positive. I love it!

[Slamami]

Too bad I don't care for portal... I want left 4 dead 3/ HL2 EP3 ;-;

[1337TacoNinja]

Very nice. Anyways I was wondering about that little Hl3 we've all been waiting for...

[chalopee]

@1337TacoNinja Not this year for sure, no works confirmed by Valve.

[CaptainPengu]

@chalopee because making games is hard

[Honeyandmilk100]

@CaptainPengu Especially when it comes to Valve and it games.

[300gamelover]

For science...you monster

[YourMakingMeNervous]

Hooooly shi-

[DarthSka]

So this was the surprise, that it's on PS3 as well? How........underwhelming. Valve has disappointed 2 years in a row, for me at least.

[SymmetricPanda]

Portal is cool and all, but I really want my episode 3.

[DasHelm]

She is still so righteous it's awesome.

[blackwidow1417]

want. NOW.

[lxerxer]

Oh god, i just came.

[CradLeRcker]

I just came twice.

[ChuckStrz]

Orgasmic!!! xD

[RJthestarplayer]

STILL ALIVE!

[RivetsAndRain]

Valve you bastards! You bastaaaaards! How could you lie to me in such a cleverly devious fashion! I'll buy all your games again for this! Mark my words! >: (

[Bookcat101]

I think we can put our differences behind us.

For science.

You monster.

[fuckAdoddleDO]

0:22 whoaaa!

[D00medNinja]

...

[hergy77]

omfg....... kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WoodenZigzagoon]

Before I saw this I was thinking "Oh god, not a sequel! The chances of it being 5% as good as the first is nill! It'll ruin the original!"

Then... this...

Valve have done it yet again.

[Dekationz]

GOOD

[misterbadguy99]

one word.

sex

[thesayan666]

*fanboy scream* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

obligatory you monster..........

[amshastronaut]

brb, changing my pants; these ones are filled with boatloads of semen.

[moareviews]

i thought we could set aside our differences for science.... you monster... Monster= Portal 1 main characterer perhaps?

[bezeker12]

@moareviews yea your the same person "chell" i think her name is, you remember at the start of portal 1? when you woke up in that bed...story is at the end of prtal 1 glados got you back into one of them the new ending to portal 1 ofc being the one where you are dragged back in i think you will wake up in one of them again and glads will be all to happy to start putting you in the fireing line again :D

[Smi]

@moareviews Yes that's been confirmed you play as the same character