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  • I wanna geezus

  • A state of euphoria caused by a an overly emotional state of mind that creates hallucinations. This can be just as disorienting as heroin and far more addictive.

  • @killthestranger Spoken like a true believer. Christians are so mean.

  • LOL this shit is hilarious. He can also like your balls LMAO.

  • @Sh00pDaWh00pCrew Jesus Din't die for no one's Sin- Read your Bible carefully as well read the Quran. Ezekiel Ch 18:20, Deut Ch 24:16- No one can die for no one's Sin. And john Ch 3:16- is a Fabricated . Search for yourself.

  • Thanks a lot man, now I have my own child rapist! :)

  • I cant tell if this is pro or anti christian...

  • Jesus doesn't love you... he's just trying to get into your pants O.o

  • best troll EVER

  • There is a reason why your alone, i know why but you should try to figure out yourself

  • This is a fkn disgrace, i bet ur not even christian ur making christianity a joke

  • @jusosa It already is a joke.

  • @jusosa christianity is a joke =) grow up instead and realizzzzeeeeee that god is a kids show.

    I laugh at u belivers.

  • @MsGlunten I laugh at your ignorance....You will know that God is real when it is too late...wake up and keep an open mind towards the truth before it's too late....I'm not mad at you, but I'll be praying for you my friend :)

  • @jusosa you're a fucking disgrace. In fact you are a toilet.

  • wierd guy

  • Why have you got your hand on his crotch?!

  • @Sh00pDaWh00pCrew theres that orignal sin bullshit though isnt there? that we will suffer for adams sin for eating the apple? so even if we dont commit a single sin we have sinned just for being born, the christian god is soo merciful :D

  • Sw33t J33bus!!!

  • lol

  • lol his beard tickles.

  • @999Thip I believe in everything that has evidence. And each religion has NO evidence for everything they say. So there really is no purpose of me believing in any religion. I guess the last choice is atheism/agnosticism. That proves atheism is accurate and correct.

  • Here's some stats regarding starvation from the WFP (World Food Programme)

    - 925 million people do not have enough to eat and 98 percent of them live in developing countries.

    -Undernutrition contributes to five million deaths of children under five each year in developing countries.

    -10.9 million children under five die in developing countries each year. Malnutrition and hunger-related diseases cause 60 percent of the deaths

  • @Cookaloka this proves you are in the world and not from the sprit.

    and im still waiting for an answer ,

    4th time- what proof and evidence can you supply that proves atheism is accurate and correct.

    tic toc TIC TOC  tic toc TIC TOC

  • to all liberals and atheist-

    what proof and evedence can you supply that proves atheism is accurate and correct.

    TIC-TOC

    i asked cookaloka and he does not know..

  • This guy's face looks just like trollface

  • @Mii20230201 ITS SAID - ITS BETTER TO REMAIN QUIET AND THOUGHT A FOOL,

    THEN TO SPEAK UP ,AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.

    TAKE NOTE,PAL

  • we see this man mock jesus, some think its cute and funny.-

    i just cant see how almighty god can have so much mercy.

    be he does, god so loves us he does not want anyone to be cast into the enternal firesof hell, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth..

    jesus can save a person from this fate.

  • @999Thip 999Thip, Which mental institution did you escape from?

  • @NecroKath this was my thought of this guy,after watching him.-

    but now -by you saying what you did, you are far worst.

  • @999Thip God can suck a fat Dick

  • @KoRnFan1001

    why do you liberals continue to think that your cursing god hurts me-

    i just shake my head,

  • @999Thip

    It's simply asking for evidence. If an all loving god existed, why do people starve to death?

  • @Cookaloka WHAT PROOF AND EVEDENCE CAN YOU SUPPLY THAT PROVES ATHEISM IS ACCURATE AND CORRECT...

    TIC TOC TIC-TOC TIC-TOC TIC -TOC

  • @Cookaloka name a person that starved to death, whats his name?

    where is the evedence,

    see how silly you sound, we all know jesus is the son of the most high god,,

    so why do you ask silly questions, if its attention you need , ill give you some.

  • @999Thip

    Why should I? What does this prove?

    We "know"? No, you are asserting it as such. There is no proof except in the bible and that's just a book. And at last look, about half of the NT was forged. The so called "eye-witness" accounts of the Gospels were written decades after Jesus supposedly died and by anonymous authors. Before this, the story was spread orally.

    You want the attention, typing in all caps. I just want civil debate.

  • @Cookaloka so your answer is GOD-

    IF GOD DID NOT EXIST, THERE WOULD NOT BE ANY ATHEIST.

    looks like we move on to another subject matter, huh

  • @999Thip

    By your logic, since there are people who don't believe in Leprechauns, Leprechauns must be real then.

  • I pray for God to have mercy on your soul...no one deserves hell, as much as I would love for you to go there you dont deserve hell. I pray that God makes himself real to you in a way that you need to accept Him. I have questioned his existence before, but when I am in need and I dont know how to get through, the impossible happens and no matter how much evidence I do not have, I still believe. Those names you call Jesus, He gave us knowledge to create them. At the end of the day you worship Him

  • @coconutzwebisode If god did exist why do children get raped?

  • @KoRnFan1001 WHY DID I GET A TICKET,

    why did i get a nail in my tire.

    why did i not win 5oo,000 dollars in the lottery.

    why cant i be king.

    why cant i fly like a bird.

    its time to grow up son,and take some responability for yourself.

  • @999Thip so you're comparing getting a nail in your tire to a child getting raped? What do you mean grow up? I'm not the one who believes in fairytales. One more question. what do you mean take responsibility for myself? I'm not the one getting raped. Your the one bending over so god can fuck you.

    --Hail Satan--\m/

  • @KoRnFan1001 you make no sence and you have bad languge..

    your folks surly gave you everything you wanted.

    i do think its time to move out from your parents basement.

  • Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians
  • @audience0fone read your bible there is a verse somewhere between matthew and john where jesus says he is a homosexual. There is nothing wrong with being gay though. Tell me how its wrong.

  • @ChinnuWoW do you really need someone to tell you is not normal to have sex with the same gender .

    i bet you think its ok to have sex with animals too.

  • @999Thip lol i'm not gay but i'm not a homophobe. I love fapping to lesbians. and who the fuck has sex with animals?? probably you

  • You should of made the little fucker sit on the floor at the door.

  • Hilarious as usual. I liked the "homosexual tension" there.

  • hehehe LOL

  • OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MAKING JESUS LOOK GAY. HE'S NOT LIKE THAT! IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT PEOPLE TRY AND MAKE MY LORD AND SAVIOR, BUT THANKFULLY YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO GOD. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO SAY YOUR SORRY!!!

  • @AUDIENCE0fONE There is no God there buddie! now go fuck your gay friend jesus!

  • One thing i can honestly say about you is that you really don't give a shit what comes out of your mouth for the whole world to hear!!(thumbs up on that one) and of course i think u are a very goodlooking guy(Yes I'm a female).MidnightRyder is what i call my Harley..Have a Good day!

  • Your just friends !, yeah right !

  • lmao :D

  • So brilliant.

  • I will agree that trinitarian Christians are pretty fucked up because they think that God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are the same thing when they can't be. I believe in Jesus but I believe he's the son of God, and not the same thing. It totally contradicts the Bible if you say that Jesus IS God and that he is the SON at the same time.

  • @kennd82 um. k?

  • I picked up my own person Jesus quite a while ago. It was right after I heard the commercial that they were available. I think Depech Mode did the music for the commercial...

  • MILK JUG

  • i dont get way people think Jesus had a beard, it was agains his jews sect to have one.

  • @RBHILL300 All paintings depict that he looked like Bob Seger...SO HE MUST HAVE HAD OR HAS A BEARD!!!!

  • False False False False False False False False

  • did you see the video of somebody calling you an australian atheist?

  • Another politically correct wanker who says he is opposed to religion , yet only bags Christianity.....YAWN.

    Would this tosser ever make clips bagging Islam.....nah , course not.

    Fucken narcissit who loves the sound of his own voice and thinks the rest of the world needs to see his mug on YT.

  • @MrAntiFarLeft We don't need to make videos bagging Islam. That's all you extremists stand for.

    Face it, you're just pissed off because you're a christian and you believe in invisible godfairies.

  • @chavrecycler Fuck off Martin.

    looks like you found yourself a soulmate here.

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS FUNNY!!!!

  • My dick is my "special guy", so I don't need jesus.

  • fuck you Christianity rules

  • @GiganticSausage As Christians, we're supposed to be more like Jesus. Thank you for promoting Christianity, but if you say "fuck you" it kind of takes away.

  • @GiganticSausage

    It rules my nutz!

  • @GiganticSausage Right, Christainity rules over weak ass fuck wads who are to emotional invested in the childish fairy tales their prostitute of a mother (who they want to have sex with) told them.

  • Jesus, stop already! I told you not to touch me there!!

  • I laughing my ass off for about 48 hours after watching this video. This is so funny.

  • This reminds me of the invisible girlfriend episode of family guy where they put the cucumber on the couch and two weeks later they find a pickle.

  • Reminds me of a video I did a while back. Maybe I should find it and reupload it.

  • Why are you putting your arm where Jesus is sitting? Or is he sitting on your arm? Maybe I shouldn't ask questions like these.

  • I make my personal Jesus ingest my shit.

    Since he's invisible (to everyone but me) he can't call out for help.

    I think it's time to give the incestuous bastard a golden shower.

  • I like using my personal Jesus as a fucking punching bag.

    I can take out my asggresions by abusing him both physically & sexually.

    In fact I recommend this to anyone as an alterative to domestic violence.

    Jesus fucking deserves it. He wanted to take the blame for everything, so I will happily dish it out to him. After all, he's a lying asshole anyway.

  • @atheistrage lmao!

  • @MrStripyHead Yeah, Thank God for that bible.

    Having my own personal Jesus (or abuse victim as I like to call him) has worked out so well that I'm also thinking about adopting an invisible Mohammed.

    Then I can force them to commit a variety of abominations against each other in God's name while I degrade myself with malt liquior.

  • @atheistrage You seriously have mental issues.

  • @ILLUSIONofLIES How so ? 

  • @atheistrage Lmao He probably abuses us sexually too who knows he's invisible.

  • @dnaisinmybody you mean like a Catholic priest dose to children

  • @atheistrage ROFLMFAO DUDE!!!! xD

  • @Oracle13 Thanks

  • @atheistrage  its best to remain quiet and thought a fool,

    then to speak up and remove all doubt.

    this you should remember.

  • @999Thip

    I agree. You should apply that to yourself though.

  • @Cookaloka AGAIN A LIBERAL CANT THINK UP SOMETHING THEMSELVES

  • @999Thip Think up something themselves? What?

    You denied that people are starving, he brought up evidence for it and you accuse him of not thinking for himself despite you mindlessly following Christian and Conservative values without questioning them yourself?

    You are stupid. Stop being stupid. You are a step back in the process of human evolution.

  • @NecroKath again you are fighting someones battles-

    why dont you just sit down and come up with an answer for me, 3rd time,

    what proof and evidence can you suppy that proves atheism is accurate and correct.

    tic toc tic toc tic toc

  • @999Thip You misunderstand Athiesm.

    Athiesm is the rejection of belief and existance of Gods and Deities. I do not have to prove anything to you.

    Instead you should have to prove to me the existance of God and Jesus and the events of the Bible since you are the one claiming that that all exists.

    Imagine if I were to tell you that I have seen a UFO, you would not believe me unless I had proof hence it would be my job to provide evidence that I did indeed see a UFO for you to believe me.

  • @NecroKath nope, looks like i hit the nail on the head, praise god.

    if their was not a god, there would not be any atheist.

    now just man up, and we can go onto another topic, and try your luck there

  • @999Thip "if their was not a god, there would not be any atheist."

    That is the dumbest thing you've ever said and you have said a lot of dumb things.

    And there is no nope about it you have to prove to me that Christianity is accurate and correct, but you cant so you will just flat out reject me. You make a very bad case for yourself.

  • @NecroKath in other words, you cant prove athesim is accurate and correct-- you push it off on me, like good liberals are taught,

    just what i thought,

    is their anyone out there that can prove and have evidence that athesim is accurate and correct?

    because NECROKATH HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE BELIEVES IN.

  • @999Thip

    Atheism is NOT a claim but a rejection of one. Can you prove your disbelief in faeries to be accurate and correct? 

  • @999Thip Ah, one of my favorite quotes from that raging atheist Mark Twain.

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • i wish to all of you the peace and love of god

  • @XsteelrogueX Thats all good and fine. But religion is a hate-mongering virus which will most likely end up destroying us. PEACE AND LOVE? THINK AGAIN!!!

  • @XsteelrogueX What "God" ?

  • It came as no surprise to find out you, the fat aussie bastard & the itch man are all friends. No one else would be your friend cause they wouldn't want to associate with low life scum-bags like you. Your ilk always stays together & festers in it's own hatred like a big pus filled boil. You are NOT funny or entertaining. You need more people with enough guts to actually tell you what they really think about you. You have the biggest chip on your shoulder, but just not man enough to admit it!!

  • @almosthuman101 1god1jesus doesn't hate anybody. How is he a low life? You're the real scum of society. You express hatred towards a person just because he has different opinions about RELIGION of all things. You're type of behavior leads to the censoring and oppressing of innocent individuals.

    Get out of your shelter and see the world for once.

  • @almosthuman101 These guys have loads of friends. Why? Because they don't hide behind the bible, or try and suppress other people's viewpoints... and they are honest. And in my view people with chips on their shoulder are infinitely more entertaining than phoney, boring, dull christians who pretend they haven't got one. The irony is that the bible is the biggest festering hate-filled boil I have ever read.

  • @almosthuman101 If you are going to call me abusive names, don't do it to my inbox - do it out in the open where we can all see you.

  • If jesus is always watching, does that mean he's watching while we're taking a shit? 

  • @wackydan74 Jesus is shit.

    I enjoy sending him back into his "watery kingdom" every morning.

  • does he taste like easter bunny chocolate?

  • such a great vid, thanks for the laugh :)

  • Hey... what the hell was JC doing at your house?!

    I'm gonna kill that cheaten son' bitch! I am gonna KILL Him!

  • Yup, Jesus is ALWAYS there, always following me around, taking notes about what I do. He even logs how many times shake it after I pee.... A little creepy but I guess that's his job.... He covers his eyes when I look at porn. Not sure if he's annoyed or embarrassed.... Having sex is a bit awkward now too, seeing as Jesus is always perched on the headboard, monitoring our technique....I don't dare tell the girlfriend Jesus is there 'cause she'd freak right out for sure...

    Yays for Jesus....

    :~ |

  • I can see Jesus has got the X factor!.. Whatever that is.

  • @10shinhan The invisible factor.

  • needed a laugh n this vid gets me every time lol def one of my faves lol x

  • hehehehe you mad fucker!

  • OMFS, those glassy eyes, that vacant smile with a hint of fear.. Dead fucking ringer.

  • Of alll your videos this one creeped me out. *in a good way* =))

  • hahahahahhaa

  • greg, good concept. you should do a series of "my friend jesus" vids. You know, cycling with jesus, foosball with jesus, interview with jesus...etc.

  • jesus is sitting on your phone....lol

  • 0:39 you call you phone jesus?

  • @TLSlayer1 hahaha,that was great.

  • ohh your beard is tickling! hehe xD

  • Why didn't you get him to brush his hair before the vid. Did he not realize the two of you were going to make a vid. Also, kinda creepy the way you have your hands on each others thighs.

    Could you ask him to please come back to my place for a visit. All my wine turned into water.

  • cute couple :D

  • If you get the pre-roll ad at the beginning then just keep hitting reload until it goes away.

  • Sweet boy.

  • Your own personal Jesus.

  • Your Jesus looks much better than mine & came with missing parts.. I want a refund! D:

  • @WakeUpDead1200 What parts was your Jesus missing ?

  • ROFL!!!

  • My Jesus used to walk around in just his robe all day and he wasn't ashamed to leave it open all too often. I made him get a job and move out.

  • Hahaha love the tweeked gay voice.....I found Jesus in my glove box...ooo eerr!!

  • I love jesus too! He's the only man for me... (Besides the gay stuff me and Jesus do together I want every one to know I'm completely straight - and it's not gay of you only put the tip in - right?)

  • Jesus promoted love, but I don't know about the kind of love that entails rubbing his invisible leg. Well, I guess if Jesus doesn't protest, you two should take it to the bedroom to explore the depth of eternal love. Just remember, the son of god is a virgin, so take it easy on him, okay? Since he died for your sins, I guess a few rounds of hot sin in your bedroom will not change that. Oh, and don't forget your webcam. I can't wait to see your next video. LOL!

  • perfect! lmao

  • i may be a wee bit drunk, but i lol'd so hard at this :) keep the good work coming!

  • Jesus just loves watching me masterbate in the bathroom...I wonder where he stands when I blow my load?????anyone know

  • My own personal Jesus? No wai!!

  • You naughty boy - Get your hand off of Jesus` lap !

  • Too funny!

  • I can see your special love for Jebus but why did you keep rubbing his penis?

  • is it legal to keep pet Jesus'es? no gov't restrictions?

  • Jesus loves me every night, against my will...

  • I heard they were seeling those at Target

  • I gave up on my imaginary friend ever showing up so I bought a Blow-Up Jesus Doll a while back. Big problem lately. I ordered the optional 'Crown of Thorns' and every time I play the Crucifixion scene, around Easter, it springs many leaks. I have run out of patches and desperate for solutions to my leakage problem. I used my PrayerMax5000(Ed Current) to pray for a solution but nothing comes out of it. But, even deflated, my doll is grand and comforting to me. HELP!!

  • @saxmanchiro you need to buy the Fix a Flat with Resurrection Power. hope this helps

  • @ModernDeism Thanks for that. I will definitely check into the Fix a Flat with Resurrection Power. Do I just 'Google' that or 'Yahoo'? Also, while I have you in a empathetic mood, I ordered some of that special holy water the other day and noticed under a microscope that it has lots of swimming things in it. Should I drink it or spred it on my head or what? There were no instructions included. Plus the water is getting kind of cloudy lately.

  • you cant be gay with Jesus LMAO

  • @CSIS25

    well....there WAS a part of the gospel of Luke which was removed from the original text, because it made Jesus look like he might actually be homosexual. But I'll leave that up to the reader to do the research.

  • @CSIS25

    He had 12 fisherman following him around.... that wore sandals hello!

  • @stefansv ROFLMFAO

  • YOU can see the demon in this mans eyes... .look closely.. the REBEL in him.... the evil eye...the bad boy eye... the fallen ONE holding HIM firmly...

    ALL you all who think JESUS is not real... message me... I wanna tell you all what's up... for your inability to realize that you are a prisoner in your own flesh..... instead of asking to be bailed out... you make the best of it.. hit the yard, play some games... waking up empty each day and filling it with the WORLD and all the crap in it.

  • @HppdCure My, how gracious of you to bestow your enlightened knowledge among the blind and ignorant.

    Seriously, do you even realise just how condescending you sound?

  • @HppdCure What I see is one hilarious dude.

    The emptiness, the fear of evil, the trapped and sinking feeling – these are your projections only because these are your fears only.

    Applying negative labels to people who don't subscribe to any particular fantasy is what religion does so well, continuing to divide. Nice job.

  • @HppdCure Hey, man, I'll come visit....which insane asylum are you in????

  • @HppdCure

    Demon? Did you REALLY admit you think there is a DEMON in a person? Are you sure it's not more of a goblin or perhaps an elf?

    And then morons like you ask why atheists won't leave christians alone....because you people are FUCKING INSANE!

  • @HppdCure

    I recommend you remove that bible from your loose asshole. I'm an Atheist and I don't wake up feeling empty or whatever fucking stupid shit you're talking about. I feel happy. Happy that I can think for myself. Happy that I am educated enough to look at all facts and all side and be able to determine a solution from what I have SEEN. If you feel empty without lying to yourself, then you made need some psychological help. Ignorance doesn't help anything. It just makes things worse.

  • @HppdCure Christians have no sense of humor as they live their ignorant little lives in their false little realities. Just like all Theists. Love these comments back to you Dude. As Tony the Tiger would say, they're great.

  • Can't believe Jesus did't tell me about your second channel.

  • Your hand was in his lap!

  • Jesus wants to spread for holy message all over you. xD

  • </3 :| dude... i was so in love with you and now you're having a relationship with some prophet :O *cries*

    <3 you XD

  • Oh my god. I couldn't stop laughing and... I'm keeping laughing because you are so funny. But I like the way you describe it and it's true that Christians can be crazy sometimes, when they talk about their imaginary friend, whose name is so called Jesus. Excellent video, Greg! You're the man!