Courtney Stodden - Don't Put It On Me

[Tammy8525]

I have farts that sound better than this!

[Dravenswraith]

cant doug pay for autotune? oh wait he did..sheesh didnt help

[FAYMprod]

Rebecca Black is a better songwriter.

[LittleB81]

As terrible as this stupid song is, I think it would be fun to parody it- and Courtney. She is so fucking trashy and lacks brains (i.e. a great person to make fun of).

And as for this being an "anti-bullying" song": she sure sounds like a bully in this so-called "song". Egotistical much, Court?

[JeterSwisherFan88]

Ugh. This girl makes Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Rebecca Black seem like Christina Aguilera, Brian McKnight, Jennifer Hudson, Celine Dion, and Adele, respectively.

[ptfoundation1]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERRRRRRR!!!!

[MB1146]

@ptfoundation1 please tell me your fucking joking

[mintygum1]

courtney without tons of auto-tuning at 3:53

[nickiwicki44]

after hearing this, my ears beg me to play some rebecca black to soothe the pain

[onefineeagle]

This had to be one of the worst songs I have ever listened to. Not only do the lyrics suck the big one, but the voice delivering them is so far from good it's sad. So she needed a gimmick such as marrying someone who could be her grandpa to try to get her name in the news

[StoneRiverEyes]

This female is 17-years-old? She's looks 30! And she's married to a 51-year-old man? Who raised this troubled girl? How could her parents allow this to happen?! And how could a man of that age be OK with marrying a 17-year-old?! This situation is crazy!

[danceinside9]

My fiance saw her and threw up. Sorry hun.

[danceinside9]

it sounds like a porn song all the way through..

[LittleB81]

What is up with the German lyrics at the beginning?!

[SuperSuperpancake]

kill it before it lays eggs!!!!

[ItsKamaal]

This never fails to give me a good laugh on rainy days.

[illiteratesquid]

I think my ears are bleeding.

[CookiieNommah]

At least you cant see her face

[lookamused]

Didn't her parents ever tell her if you make a face like that, it might stick?

[kolektib]

What is sad is that she's convinced everyone's jealous of her.

[Annabeth692]

I feel really bad for liking this song..like really really bad!

[Razzmatazz4]

"Where the hell did she come from?!" That is the only reason I listen to this song; to replay that part over and over and over again because it's fuckin hilarious.

[saraiish]

1 more year court and you can legally do porn!

[unicornsayrawrx3]

YOU SUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! Synthesizers don't even help. They make you sound worse. (I dont even thats even possible.) I dont know why youre singing about jealousy... , my fuckin ass sings better then you when its blowing a trumpet noise. ROFL!!!

[TheFearlessForYou]

Goodness.... This is horrible :O

[IhateLegg]

This song is so horrible...but for some reason, I keep listening to it. D:

[JBicks18]

So...umm...who else wants to pour hot wax in their ears while listening to JBiebs, Rebecca Black, and yowling cats all at once?

[flumpis]

...what the fuck did I just listen to?

[buffboynick]

this is talent folks....

You best recognize lol

[MeGustaMadi]

attruction...

[nahnahnahknor]

Its obvious she's 17...listen to her voice. Listen to her lyrics. Her career...is going no where musically. She should do porn when she's older. That's going to be her career jump start...look at how well its worked for Kim KarTrashian

[laurenheartscouture]

Did she just say "It's not my fault you don't chew sugarless bubblegum?"

[Kaldaryn]

a good pure christian girl would never curse like that! for shame courtney! FOR SHAME!

[allinpartsandpieces]

There is no freaking way this girl is 17.

[Richard1952Tele]

So, this is her big "Anti-Bulling" song.

*Facepalm*

[GlitterGlamLifestyle]

she makes rebecca black sound good

[stephaniesopic]

From a musical perspective, this is completely artificial. From a poetic perspective, the lyrics are reflective of your age. I've been a musician since age four, and this is insulting.

[Kloz]

God you suck

[BlackTearsish]

Courtney Stodden makes Miley Cyrus look good.

[dinobert06]

I'm pretty sure... my ears got herpes from watching this.

[RandomCowProductions]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES FUCKIN BUBBLE GUM HAVE TO DO WITH FUCKIN ANYTHING?!!?

[JeddaLaurenZlatos]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!

[pob10014]

I use to hate songs like this then i took an arrow to the knee

[pob10014]

This is the best song ever I don't know a single song better than this it's just so awesome especially the chorus wow I love this song and all u haterz can suck it cause ur just jelly of her stacks bro she freakin rich

[superman22251]

@pob10014 we r not hatin its the truth

[djamess16]

@pob10014 Who cares about how much money she has? She just makes horrible music..

[rundustyrun1]

I feel like since I'm a gal and I'm commenting on this it's just going to sound jealous/sour grapes or whatever...but I just have to say: Courtney honey, is this REALLY how you see yourself? Do you really think all us girls are jealous of you and you're every man's dream? Well I can't speak for the men but I can tell you this--I don't know a single woman, myself included, who wants to look like you or have your life.

[newfish09]

What the hell am I listening to? At least its not a conventional pop song, but dang gurl...

[digrood]

And edgy

[digrood]

I love the heavy guitair its so funny

[ktgrl1818]

This song makes absolutely NO sense

[dimransee]

it's actually a good pop song

[ThatCrazyStranger]

Well now. It's time for me to introduce myself to a bullet to my brain. I've lost faith in music.

[chesleycareystar]

@ThatCrazyStranger listen to Adele. 

[1Nanalo]

Guess what its announced her boobs are rill

[1Nanalo]

Nina Grollman covered this song and her version is listenable

[KingOfFetusland]

Don't put it on me daddy, put it in me

[eileenmelis]

that was literally one of the worst things I've ever heard...

[catherineology]

HAHAHAHA.....don't you guys think this song sounds cute? Oh come on!

[UltimateProductions8]

wtf was she saying at the beginning of the song?!?! LOL.

[joanstephanie90]

sounds like you have a stutter problem

[jpmcree]

Great beat, bitchin' lyrics, and you can really dance to it! Keep up the good work Courtney. I'm buying like 10 copies of this song...

[TheBlackoutCiircus]

i actually love this girl haha :D

[Irunthisworld]

You make Rebecca Black look talented.

[chrlttspncr]

love you Courtney!

[LeoGonWild]

this song is hella catchy! I'm loving it! get it Courtney. I have it on repeat actually! lol

[grant93321]

i have to go kill myself now. bye

[LacrosseSpaz2757]

I seriously want to punch this girl.

[stroberimanisrasanya]

It's not my fault you don't chew sugarless bubble gum? Wtf???

[hannah120288]

How unattractive was the "where the hell did she come from" at 3:52

[sohood518]

@hannah120288 Lmfaoo.

[hannah120288]

This is hilarious!

[heartlessking10]

this is awful... and the lyrics are shit too

[Remus0387]

A song so bad that on some level it might be good, Courtney Stodden, a peculiarity indeed.

[khusbuhartparamore]

i love how kim kardashian's song is related to this..thing.

[blackoutworm]

96 braindead people watched this video.

[kath599]

there is a backwarded passage in the song that starts at 0:12.

[blackoutworm]

@kath599 It starts @ 0:11. She says: "it's not my fault you can't control". She's a control freak, I tell you what!

[gbernard23]

Make morelike that.

[Smokinphantom71]

U BITCHES JUST JEALOUS COURTNEY HAS MORE TALENT THAN Y'ALL. YES IM BLACK

[Remus0387]

@Smokinphantom71 This is something you should think very carefully about and consider, did i really just say that?

[yoyoyoyoyoyo766]

Thx Courtney for these beautiful words of wisdom........

Signed Jesus Christ

[Secretpassionfruit]

Sadly this is Eden Wood's future :/

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

does anyone have a shotgun i can borrow?

[TheAgra98]

Only thing I can say is: LOOK AT THE DISLIKE BAR! My ears are damaged!

[Laurenxcanxfly]

I have no words for this.

I'm going to the doctors, I think I have brain damage.

[HawianPunch95]

well i dont know about you, but i am excited for the live version. hahaha

[earapp]

This makes Rebecca Black's "Friday" sound like a work of creative genius.

[janethsoriano]

why the fuck is this .. she sucks and looks like a nasty whore .. does she really think she can sing

[imdaeastbeast]

man scratching a chalkboard sounds fun now. Never rock could be insulted so bad.

[funymunky11]

where the hell did she come from

[gbernard23]

I love the ''Don't look at me like you wanna kick my ass, and throw me on the ground' part! 'Now turn around and be the best that you can be, you'll be amazed how it'll set you free from your wasted jealousy' - love!

[gbernard23]

@SpookyPie88 It's a great song. Every time someone says something that they really want to say, it is usually great.

[gbernard23]

This song is fucking great! I don't like any of your other songs, but this song is awesome.

[SkayliBaby]

She's pretty hot for a 45 year old mother of two

[themilousevanhouten]

@SkayliBaby She is 17!

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

@themilousevanhouten riiiiiiiiiiight but she looks 40

[Kaldaryn]

@SkayliBaby technically 3, but she doesn't like to talk about it.

[ariellittlewood]

@SkayliBaby Uhm, shes 17.

[blackoutworm]

this is unbearable

[Msjournc]

lol.

[BansheeGun]

This song is played in Hell. As Punishment.

[Kaldaryn]

@BansheeGun I'm pretty sure even the devil has standards.

[xxMinaMeowxx]

Hey Courtney, I need help with some of the lyrics. Is it, "He will try to be fly when I, I walk by"? Or is it, "Don't try to be sly when I, I walk by"? Or is it something else? Please help. Me and my friends need to be able to sing along!!

[LauraIsPink]

what did she say in the beginning? it was reversed. someone must play that backwards.

[egocentric69]

@LauraIsPink OMG yes, it must be sth satanic haha

[dimransee]

you must all feel so big, making fun of a sixteen yr old girl! bet you were all paragons of maturity at 16 :)

oh and yeah, let's focus on tearing the minor down but ignore the adults in the situation who actually have the responsibility to protect her. the pedo's not to blame! it's her, right? an insecure 16yr old who got swept away by an older man's affections? yep, the CHILD is to blame. let's focus on the CHILD. let's tear down a fucking child.

jesus christ you are all so pathetic.

[candyrider13]

@dimransee ,"CHILDREN" don't marry 51-year-old men and get boob jobs. Insecure? This song is about men being obsessed with her.

[dimransee]

@candyrider13 oh my GOD. you don't think 16 is a child???

you're so confused about the issue. she's a child, the adults around her should be protecting her from this! the pedo 51 yr old is to blame along with her parents who signed off on the marriage!

and YES. insecure, you moron - when someone decides their own worth based on the attention they recieve from men (or vice versa).. uh there's insecurity there. the fact she had a boob job = ANOTHER, VERY OBVIOUS SIGN OF INSECURITY. jfc

[crispyunicorn]

I'm willing to bet that this girl has NO female friends. Perhaps no friends at all, aside from her husband. If her attitude is anything like these lyrics, she must be absolutely insufferable to be around. I do feel sorry for her.

[UgurUzsan]

wtf about the begining and agreed its powerfull song that has got amazing lyrics."not my fault you dont chew sugarless bubble gum" and "Im not responsable for your lovers"

[UgurUzsan]

sounds like suffering fart box

[officialjorge]

Go watch me do this song in my page everyone, Thanks and DON'T PUT IT ON ME GIRL!

[Toreno88]

Ugh!

[Thelovelimegreen]

the lyrics here are f***ed up 3:43

[LisavanHarmelen]

How do you mean: I want to let people believe I'm stupid and I really think I' pretty etc..

[lehmse22]

"so what if im a hash chicken town" WTF ??

[MsNickiLover]

@lehmse22 "Hottest chick in town"

[seasea93]

@lehmse22 this made me laugh so much

[sveccha15]

LMAOOO it's so funny... i like her she's funny. 

[AponiDarlin]

hahaa OMG ...what is that please? LMAO

[Kighla]

what's with the creepy backwards talking at the beginning?

[mancifue7]

Holy fuck...i think pedobear assasinated cupid

[kathryngracebonner1]

oh my gosh...Courtney stodden I would rather look like anyone else in the entire world than you..this is coming from a normal 16 year old girl who has her priorities straight. and don't act like you're a Christian when you clearly aren't

[suburbanblackchick]

Omg.

[heartluvr65]

she sounds like shes getting punched in the gut

[LCroftFSU]

Wow this is just the worst song I've heard ...ever? I'm genuinely shocked.

[candypinkification]

@LCroftFSU its worse than kesha

[hopomoponi]

1:56 autotune

[kellycappuchino101]

The only person that wants to put it on her is her saggy balled Husband.

god knows her parents only approved because he has money. No one wants to touch you, you AIDS ridden whore.

[StphnHrrll]

OH GOD hahahahhahaha 3:50 lololololol Sounds like Anna Faris goofing around, but she's serious!!

[86am]

I love this song!

[AlanaDoesHollywood]

Oh honey, just stop. You're awful.

[MrSpenc10us]

NO

[Mrpotionqueenn]

THERES A LONGER VERSION OF THIS???

I THOUGHT THE 2 MINUTE ONE OF HER ON A BOAT WAS THE ONLY ONE.

WHYYYYYY

[StandUpUseYourVoice]

She's "very very christian"?

[chesleycareystar]

669 ---> 3some

[gibson5923]

666 dislikes, praise satan!!!

[Captainwheezycheezy]

You got the category "Music" wrong.

[TheFredmaster777]

i hate your video u suck y did she marry a 51 year old thats sick thumbs up if u agree!

[cjdabes]

3:50 Autotune stopped working

[ReeginaFalangee]

Go to school.

[bellaportilla7]

3:52 JKADNKLJFNBSJHGNDGDFOKGPOJDKS;­LNDSM,V. XVFMNAPKRHUIPRHJTKANMF, S i think i'm gonna pee in my pants

[ChobitVenus]

I know I have heard the background music in a porn before.

[pablolinyang871]

you sound like the sound of an off-pitch fart before diarrhea begins. 

[TheBlissfully23]

D-d-d-d-d-d DONT! hahaha holllyy fuck. What the hell is that thing with the yellow hair??

[TheLehAya]

What the heck?? 0:12 - 0:14

[utubearenazis]

@TheLehAya it basically her vocals backwards saying secret satanic messages ;)

[wuzuphomeyg]

I actually LOVE this song because Its a joke right? please tell me someones about to punk all of america? Ashton Kutcher? 3:52!?!?

[N734NJ]

I don't think anyone will put anything on her.

[chesleycareystar]

this song is all about her right??? not to the victims of bulling right @CourtneyStodden

[kyleebabii1234]

like if you agree that shes not as cute as what she thinks she is .

[1knou]

Wow, one of the best songs iv'e heard in a long time, she has a bright future.

[jethrodupree1]

Is she trollin? Geez this can't purposely be this bad

[MrZanderJaymz]

Am I the only one who likes this? Yes? Okay... *embarrassed*

[Glowsticks1000]

i'm glad shes getting basically molested maybe she will STFU

[KitsuneLindsay]

Dreadful.

[traceisamole]

In a couple of years when Doug turns 60, Courtney will say

"Dont put it on me Doug, Don't put it on me Doug no. Don't put it on me Doug, Dr-dried up penises are gross"

[TheFredmaster777]

this girl is even worse than rebbecca black!!!!!!!!!

[SugarCookietarian]

LMAO!!!!!! WTF? So, chewing gum makes people fat? I mean, if she called out donuts or fried chicken, I could understand. But, gum? Lol, that's about on par with saying "you ate too many tic tacs, and now you look like King Kong." and what was with her possessed man voice at the end? Priceless! Best laugh I've had in ages!