Leave strands of your bleached, plastic hair caught in the teeth of my intellect. Treat me like an overpriced mass market product. Mark me down, resell me to your friends, and pocket the difference, then grind what's left of my heart into powder and snort it. Make me feel like the consumer puppet that I am.
Touch me, stroke me Sir Rod. I long to feel your waxen, plastic fingers fondling my shaved tumescent young worldview. Violate my aesthetic with your throbbing prosthetic man-nose at the peak of cold season. Ram your rigid polystyrene concept into my moist, tender sensibility.
God damn robots.... white goods is all they are I tell ya. Gut your wallet for one, but never expect it to last too much beyond the warranty.
Ones on Mars seem to last longer.
gavincurtis 2 months ago
IDK, but I know that was AWESOME!!!! HAHA
XYtoTheDoubleG 2 months ago
WHO THE FUCK IS RODNEY BIGGS
zombieking93 1 year ago
Leave strands of your bleached, plastic hair caught in the teeth of my intellect. Treat me like an overpriced mass market product. Mark me down, resell me to your friends, and pocket the difference, then grind what's left of my heart into powder and snort it. Make me feel like the consumer puppet that I am.
rbryanh 3 years ago
Touch me, stroke me Sir Rod. I long to feel your waxen, plastic fingers fondling my shaved tumescent young worldview. Violate my aesthetic with your throbbing prosthetic man-nose at the peak of cold season. Ram your rigid polystyrene concept into my moist, tender sensibility.
rbryanh 3 years ago
Ewuhhhhhhhhhhhh...WTF is that
sayfaylo 4 years ago
what the fuck...
hippieninja789 4 years ago
I saw you heading for the light. Thanks for dragging me back.
azrael8585 4 years ago
tha fuck waz dat? that shit scared my shit man. da fuck?
WHATWHATWHATMAAAAAAA 4 years ago
Looks like a Spitting Image version of Bryan Adams *ugh!* .
BuckGestapo 4 years ago
Woah!
That was effin wierd!
he11kat 4 years ago
that scared me, nevr make another video in your life
lincolnparkguy57 4 years ago
Nightmares.
I will have them forever now.
DrkRtst 4 years ago
Not everyone watches porn from the 70's, or for that matter watches as much porn as you...
Slightlyevil 4 years ago
fuck everyone here that posted a comment.
JASONCANDLE 4 years ago
like you?
zorin333 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
eat shit and die you asshole
JASONCANDLE 4 years ago
Those were the days.....
duppaface 4 years ago
what the hell?
StephyDizzle 4 years ago
that thing is fuckin creepy looking lol
PIstaker456 4 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
fuck porn and fuck all your brains retarded then run for president and fuck everyones brains retarded
forebona 4 years ago
OH YES...AND FUCK YOU.
truesign 4 years ago
OKAY...
SPACE1966GHOST 4 years ago
who is rodney biggs?
ORVbulletHoles 4 years ago
WTF? Is this guy a fuckin animatronic or what? Hahaha
pizzacam 4 years ago
that was so lame it wasnt as funny as the others
nicknkub 4 years ago
Thats creepy shit
sentyan13 4 years ago 5
more please!
MISSBEBEBLUE 4 years ago
Wild stuff man. Always look forward to your new video popping up on my subscription alert. Check out our movie reviews.
DRIVEINREVIEW 4 years ago
....?
Smosnarransom 4 years ago
I love sir biggs!!!
MORE PLEASE!
tadshackles 4 years ago
Whoa... delightfully creepy! Loved it! *****
slatersgarage 4 years ago