Geoduck

[Nightbass89]

Beautiful piece of dick lol

[YoTeezy]

hah omg this is soo cool ah they should hv this in fear facter..hah

[Xenoskeletal]

Why would someone do this to a poor and innocent penis?!

[SparkSpiritBlue]

LOLOLOL. He even calls the pulled-off skin a "Magnum". (Condom reference.) Lmao.

[xXAspennXx]

Those aren't Okey

[516poppop]

it even has a condom!!!!!

[MegaFarrock]

Help raccoons took my penis!

[xiahnsaya1004]

omg that's a penis!!!

[elaine9449]

"that's a beautiful piece of meat"

[neoneoneo2034]

This makes me squirm

[SuburbanTwinkie]

@neoneoneo2034 in a sexy way?

[sixtdfson]

I saw this episode today!

[xKARASx]

We all know what this guy was thinking the entire time he was watching her at the start. And the magnum comment he made proves it, lmfao

[magicbox0007]

isso parece um penis OO" 

[IidaYukioMarcelo]

Damn Nature! You Scary!

[monarkus]

it's a pokémon

[KeroDono]

That could be the name of a Pokemon.

[tnt34nine1]

the guts is actually edible... lol in restaurants, they make soup with it

[SpeedTyper101]

Looks like a big ugly penis

[Luxo62094]

LOL "Gooey-gut."

[PieLover5000]

TOLD YOU YOU CRAZY

[yotipo91]

it's sashimi not shashimi

[Sanimangas]

WTF DID HE JUST TAKE OFF THE CONDOM?

[MisterSketcher]

Appropriate that a fat chick of preparing it

[shitbomber]

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF MEAT

[joesmoe71]

It looks like a Stephen King monster that wants to crawl up people's butts or something

[LuvMadonna626]

ms. swan?

[TheLittlemissgi]

it looks like a clam with a huge toung

[Kidwicked7th]

andrew zimmern will enjoy that nice n slow

[D3M0N303]

"YOU WAN' EAT BIG FISHY DICK!?"

[DawgTycoon]

lol he says magnum

[acerb45666555]

hehe :)

[Mr40520]

putting the clam into boiling water kills the clam, not like others who shove a knife into them with , dispatching the clam.first...

[illuminatioracle]

uhh. how the fuck did this guy get a show on the discovery channel. did he get this through a drug rehabilitation job finding program?

[witchdoctor88]

@illuminatioracle word up. this guy comes off as loud and stupid. his poor wife. while they're fucking, he's probably all, "yeah, i'm the captain here!" and other goofy shit.

[raffa0001]

GROSS

[Mr40520]

never seen a cleaver, to be that sharp,,, whats the secret. I have knives, dam time how to sharpen them. bought , store bought sharpners...junk so far.. questions or comments ,,, how to keep my knives sharp.....thanks.

[windsofllight16]

@Mr40520

Go out and Buy a Diamond Steel sharpener, they are probably the best choice!

[Mr40520]

yum love it.

[MrGlennJohnsen]

that's a nice piece of meat.

[george4mon]

the guy looks so much like Harvey Keitel!

[aeirth]

i guess those guys got a circumcision before being dissected

[ultimateslider]

2:08 what a testicular dissection would look like lol

[metemi]

This guy is a douchebag.

[Musicposter4you]

i wanna try that, except i would have to be blindfolded because it looks like a penis

[420Slaterson]

You like fishsticks? Do you like fishsticks in your mouth?

WHAT ARE YOU? A GAY FISH?

[bananian]

LOL beautiful piece of meat!

[TankiMatt]

it looks like a dick, balls and a condom

[MetaphysicalxProdigy]

"that's a beautiful peace of meat. Yes, yes it is."

lmfao

[markupRockers]

now. why should i NOT vomit?

[inmypinktutu]

"this is longer than the other."

"yeah well.. it's like that in nature."

lolol,

[failmuch]

its not a gay fish its not a fish stick IT'S A FUCKING DICK!!!! LOLOOOLOOLO

[fusedblue]

there's tons of them in vancouver

[BLUDDYknucklez]

lol i love mike, he's funny

[RandomEmoBabe]

lmao Geoducks XD XD XD

[Blossom104oncp]

were'nt geoducks fish?

[Joxxy]

Omg geoduck sashimi is sooo good.

[Adv2k169]

the real question is how did somebody find out this was edible ?

did somebody find it and was starving and decided to eat it ? or was somebody bored and found this creature ?

[surflajollafish]

wha is it

?

[Feeling2Jubilant]

Guys, grow up, seriously,

I'm terrified of those things

[ilovemyhermitcrab]

IS THAT A DICK

[XSuperNinjaExtremeX]

@ilovemyhermitcrab lol no its the geoduck pronounced gooey duck lol ikr itlooks like a penis i call it the penis clam :|

[helgenx]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "geoduck, the other white meat!"

I could quote so much shit in this video.

[Nachws]

looking at those thinks makes me feel shame of myself

hahahaha xD

[helgenx]

Because you have a tiny penis?

[Nachws]

not really, but is almost impossible to have one as big as that

[Neur0ticism]

So he's a little squimish HAHA but he dropped them in there, very nicce. great video.

[Hrolfgartheviking]

There's a college somewhere in the U.S which has the geoduck as its symbol, and the motto "let it all hang out"... best motto ever!

[VodkaChronic]

haha! evergreen state college. I think the creater of the simpsons went there.

[llamadu]

Evergreen College in Olympia Washington.

[SoldierFrontJunky]

its a geodick

[Brandtalones]

What a hoser! You come into my kitchen with that much twee attitude, A) I'm knocking your hat off your head and B) I'm setting you in front a mountain of dirty dishes.

This guy needs a real job.

[AshantiMo]

oomg when i saw this episode for the first time....ROTFL!!!!!!! thats wrong in sooo many ways dude...

[zhuweili]

I'm surprised that no one stopped him from eating uncooked geoduck guts... because you know... paralysis causing toxins and all...

[Bobaklives]

The host is trying not to bust out laughing at so many different points.

[gameboyredpee]

glad it's not hairy or i would die laughing.

[concker2000]

wow not like i was eating :s

[kylebriffa7]

mike rowe ftw!

[PedoSack]

bahahaha i saw this in a store and i thought, WTF?!?

[craeli]

This stuff is expensive to eat..

[castlehastle]

mmmmmm yummy...

[ccssdxdx]

i don't get it

[emomuffinisbetter]

omg THATS what it is? My gma is cooking geoduck for dinner and i didnt know what it was!!!

[18BravoSupaTrupa]

If Mikey won't eat it give it to the fat Chinese woman,Phat Ho! Why must Asians eat the crotch of every fuckin' creature: they can tell you how every dick and nut sack of every creature taste...with butter and garlic!

[n33bLord]

every asian culture eats geoduck, not just chinese.

[mystiquemysterious]

quit stereotyping asians. juz because SOME of us eats geoduck or 'the crotch of every fuckin' creature' as you put it, it doesn't mean that ALL of us has eaten it. so kindly keep ur racist opinions to yourself.

cheers

[valkyrio]

garlic, butter and onion.

they make everything delicious.

[jahcreator]

lol i thought it looked like a giant penis too. i just saw this episode like 4 hours ago and i was like WTF? never heard of geoduck before this, educational at best.

[SirTannen]

that episode is on right now lol. At that part!

[butterskilledkenny]

lmao, they look like dicks.

and then they pulled the skin off it looked like they were pulling a condom off of it

LMAO XD

[JFarmsGirl]

rofl! "Tol'jew you crazee!"

[walk4739]

ROFL omg that was so funny! "It's a magnum!"

[LikeAnIntrovert]

MAGNUM!

[MezmeriZe1804]

Is it just me or that thing looks like a penis.

[valkyrio]

it's nature's dildo.

[WolfTrack]

@valkyrio Ariel agrees.

[GeorgeBushenstein]

nope. its not you. lol

[hotasianboy]

i wanna go here, good think i live in tacoma, not too far away.

[cha0scl0ud]

I almost threw up.

[fivefoflow]

rofl, Looks good, huh!

[xtowani]

LOLLL

[ketenol]

FUUUUUUCK

[xxvolkan]

haha geodude + psyduck and you get geoduck

[vdetra]

You sir are made of win.

[SerenityFan1208]

the geoduck episode was innuendo-rific. :D "I told you your crazy."

[decoyboyd]

Man, i wish my penis came with a condom

[jesuisdashit]

Ha. Good one.

[photofilms29]

That thing is groos

[atomicswoosh]

Magnum!

Beautiful piece of meat.

LAWL!

[mjay22]

instead, he should've asked us in the beginning: "is that a geoduck in your pants?"

[mjay22]

has any female ever thought of putting geoduck in that deep front hole of them down there. ;)

[mjay22]

has any girl ever thought of putting geoduck in that deep front hole of hers down there? ;)

[generalinfantry]

she viciously tore the foreskin off that piece of meat.

[teeku666]

lol im watching that EP right now

[saisoku72]

LMAO at these comments

[garrote1988]

Just proves that God has a sense of humor

[KingJPV3]

lol

true

[sano2000]

Too bad he doesn't exist.

[scraperindustry]

thats one of the most phallic seafoods I've ever seen -_-

[fivefoflow]

Is that a goeduck in your pocket, or a you just happy sashimi? LOl, Does anyone else here get that?

[boihaggos1]

yeah lol

[DickandDoof]

Fuck Kanacks

[Crr15]

This is how new dishes are created xD

hahahahaa

[thiselena]

I laughed when she said "This one longer than the other."

[xX3m0AngelXx]

sounds liek a pokemon

[emokidcuts]

a specific part of a pokemon

[Martyhero]

The Geoduck is proof positive that God has a sense of humor

[kevin15664]

lmao! he was like...wow...magnum

[fivefoflow]

LOL, that's some serious foreskin action there.

[Martyhero]

The Geoduck is proof positive that God has a sense of humor

[tre103]

looks like a penis

[nnguyen1990]

fa' sho

[mjay22]

lol more like an uncircumcised penis

[ImmortalTala]

What is a gooey duck anyways?

[sbates5]

A geoduck is just a giant saltwater clam.

[ImmortalTala]

So what is so gross about clams then?

[sbates5]

Nothing gross about clams. Some people just like to joke about geoducks because the siphon looks kind of like a penis. That and the fact that some people just dont like to handle raw meat especially if its from an unfamiliar animal. Ive met ppl that wont even touch raw chicken because they think its gross. They will eat it if someone else cooks it for them though.

[tropicalxfishflakes]

what mermaids use for dildos

[Laoshygurl]

i don't think she's chinese she's japanese and the geoduck is AKA Giant clam it's actually good!

[etoiah]

Geoduck is a compeletely different species from giant clam, although the Japanese name for geoduck translates as "giant clam". Geoduck is a burrowing soft-shell clam that lives in saltwater mud, while the giant clam is non-burrowing, hard-shelled and lives in coral reefs. Both are used in Japanese cuisine. I've had geoduck, but honestly, while I love seafood, I can live without it. IMO, it's one of those things that's a delicacy only because it's rare and unusual.

[fivefoflow]

Geoduck, means "Dig Deep".

[mjay22]

LOL it sure looks like something you can dig deep with, especially drilling the deep hole that a female has. ;)

[85dBlouder]

see folks, this is what happens when parents ignore their kids.

[imrealldum]

was that wasabi in that bowl??? that was a LOT of wasabi!

[mrjohnnynofear]

happy ending!

[mjay22]

The Chinese lady chef said that the geoduck looks beautiful, while tocuhing it. I wonder what she was thinking of...hmmmm

[mjay22]

Holy smokes!!! It looks like a large uncircumcised sea penis coming right at me! LOL

[mjay22]

I heard that these geoducks squirt sticky white stuff at you if you rub your hands against them so often. Nah, joking.

[Corveette]

Well that isn't too far off from the truth. When you're looking for geoducks, they leave little holes in the sand during low tide. The way you find out if its a geoduck in there is that you tap the top of the hole and it squirts out water. It also happens when you're boiling the geoduck in the water it sometimes squirts. Honest truth ;)

[harnsly]

hay i live in washingion and i haded no idea what the fuck these thing are in tell now i'm pitted weired out.

[thelatedavidsmith]

geoduck...the dick of the ocean...

[harnsly]

stop spamming that lol.

[Spo8]

"That's a beautiful piece of meat."

[mjay22]

Yeah, I wonder what the Chinese lady chef was thinking of when she said that. xD

[evelienlovejessy]

whaha grappig maar wel ranzige dingen :S xD

[ferretyluv]

Mike Rowe is AWESOME!

Were those geoduck still alive when they dropped it into the pot?

[YuTubeToYouToo]

I think they're alive, but they pass out and die fast.

I think...

[tompi88]

which series is this?

[StephanL007]

Dirty Jobs

[Ratznium]

This looks a bit like a depraved version of a sex ed video in reverse...

[agorres]

saw this one on tv.. just dont know exactly what a geoduck is

[Pktmpoo]

Basically a type of oyster.

[agorres]

yea but never seen one.. that only live in u.s.? and damn it looks sooo like youknow hahaha

[huntnheidin]

No dill hole, its a clam...

[swiftdds]

is this dirty jobs? i mean i know its him but i wanna make sure

[sm0kingwuzcool]

yea...

[swiftdds]

ok cuzz i never saw this episode...

[superloopy]

okay this makes my mind go in totally the wrong direction i think but can someone explain to me what it is that the pull off of it that is long and thin skinned looking thing? i am very confused

[Pktmpoo]

I think it's the skin.

[bellanita]

Lol, I think Mike described it as a "magnum"...I saw this episode with my man. Imagine if you found one on the beach with no shell...you'd think someone did a Lorena Bobbitt.

[Flexkill]

I just saw that one TV and im doing some research for it and what do I get this T.T XD,,,

[drwierd]

hes just a dirty white boy

[mileyfan98]

lol, this was JUST on last night

[xtinaonline]

lmao i know I watched it too