Asparagoose Reviews: The Myreque Chain Retrospective

[Tasproductions]

Ivan Strom... Vanstrom Clause... I Vanstrom I...

[Myheadsonfirelegos]

now that myreque v is out, i finally have motivation to complete underground pass!

[XsoapyFtwX]

@Myheadsonfirelegos Lol. It's not as hard as everyone says it is,but you might need someone to come through and bring you food through the middle.But In th end It's a slightly awsome quest. ^_^ btw good luck keeping your sanity at the jumping.

[AndyCarnage]

i miss vanstrom.

[pok282]

I killed vanstrom... Though vampires don't blow up when they die. Plot twist? He's alive!

[Jh5kRadio]

1:51

Izzat 4chan referns I hears?

[cowpatt1]

WOOT WOOT MYREQUE V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Asparagoose]

YEAHHHHH!!

[Jh5kRadio]

@Asparagoose *reads possible requirements*

*locks*

*loads*

*aims at my head*

*bang*

[BaxterXenon]

I'm sure Asp you remember how its weird how VANSTROM is kinda strangely related to that guy you escort over the mort myre swamp, iVAN STROM. I wouldn't be surprised if Vanstrom burst out of Ivan

[class37trash]

1:11, peace to all its the buddhist sign.

[TheDarkLord191]

the swastika is backwards..... when its backwards it has a different meaning.

the one you drew is actually the Buddhist symbol for peace. The Nazi swastika symbolized their ideology as well as hatred and death.

[Jh5kRadio]

10k coins say the next quest in the Myreque chain will have an outrageous skill requirement (such as 75 thieving).

[oussama3000]

hey asp what are your expatations on myreque 5?

[Asparagoose]

Have fun! It's a great series.

[dullmike2]

pmsl, that was amazing fp dude :)

[levi3654]

I love this vid, this type of vid is why i subscribe. Make more and youll be the next silentc0re....or yahtzee.....or fred....ew not fred..

[JLAEBB]

You didn't mention darkmeyer... Funny

[XanithTheSilencer]

Are you sure your not yahtzee?

[Asparagoose]

Last time I checked I wasn't, but there's hope.

[BabyVegeta9000]

You forgot another fight in the Legacy of Seergaze.

The one in the very beginning with the cultists.

Fistandilus and Zaromak Sliver.

[Asparagoose]

Fuck. I also forgot Gadderanks. Welp I suck ¬_¬

[BabyVegeta9000]

@Asparagoose Haha. :D

[TheGidzor]

@Asparagoose you forgot a battle thats with the zammy and sara warriors bit still a nice vid

[zeta9009]

Hm. Didn't mention the Blood Altar...

[class37trash]

3:38 O.o

[runescape2400]

lol "they destroyed bandos once in the all" didnt they? *spooky music and picture of bandos* "oh wait they did" lol!

[class37trash]

adolf vanstrom??!! 'o.O nice twist

[Alex18808]

Vamstrom is a Nazi? LOL

[Jtevl]

2:33

notin' but lolz

[h3ll3man]

you are probally the best reviewer on youtube! :D btw Vanstrom is my man! >:D

[newbishword1]

holy shit aahahahah omfg...man.....funnnient fucking video ever.....looooooooool ;)

[alexcthgreat]

Hungry hungry history hippos (for RS at least...) are win. x3 (Nice alliteration by the way, heh.)

[sslivos]

FUCK...i lost the game

[wrestlingfanman22]

Do you think that Jagex will make more quests for this storyline?(other than part 5)

[Jh5kRadio]

I came across a few Vyrewatch a few weeks past. For some odd reason, I had to pay DOUBLE Thithes.

REALLY annoying tbh.

[rustyriley4]

I did these quests just cause of this video... boy those last ones were frustrating.... can't believe you didnt talk about that agility course [].[]!

[Asparagoose]

Haha. Yes, well it's been a while since I did the quests, and now whenever I go to Meiyerditch I use the shortcut with the Vyrewatch, so I may have forgotten how annoying that bit was.

[rustyriley4]

Ohh how i love that shortcut. However, i've had it with those Vyrewatch, and now whenever i come across one i'm not letting them capture me, oh no. I'm not letting them get away alive. Oh how i love my ability to kill them now ^.^

[Asparagoose]

Ah yes. 70 Agility + Vyrewatch = NO BLOOD TITHES FOR ME!

[CalGoneCrazy]

THE GAME

I just lost it.

[perceret1]

this is so funny, mostly because its true, you worked very hard making the satff and then you need to make a flail, why dont they all go to the temple, why does it end so quickly

haha i never thought about any of those questions

[BaxterXenon]

youre reviews make a point like skychi's probs with runescape,althought much more funnier keep review all the runescape quests and shit

[Jh5kRadio]

Vanstrom is a respectable (yet despicable bloody bloodsucking [pun intended]) vampyre.

[C00kSk1ll3r]

Love this guy.

Yes i'm gay

JUST JOKING!

[cooldylan12]

Not.

[evilass334]

lol nice

[Killergodd8]

love this guy. No i am not gay

[draggonkop12]

Hey asp draggonkpo12 here (MEMBER MEH) Zanik called she has aids nice going dummy :D

[Muul1995]

"...and all-round evil bastard..." Lol?

[Redknight345]

I lost the game.

[YinsDarkNess]

LAWDS.

[welshdraagon]

hey asp i hear vanstorm is staying at a nudist camp till the next quest...

but i'm not telling you were the camp is ^^

[alexcthgreat]

LMAO "And stars in your eyes, that Vanstrom is dreeeaamy...."

[Tierization]

Dude get off Vanstrom he is my fucking man =D

[Asparagoose]

Lies! Vanstrom loves me and only me, bitch! :O

[Tierization]

Wanna Bet? He is mine! ALL MINE :}

[movietrailor866]

You both are wrong!

Vanstrom is MINE!!!

And the scar on his back proves it!

[Tierization]

Oh no you didnt

[movietrailor866]

Oh yes I did.

ask him yourself.

[Tierization]

I did he said i was there =/

[Socoolgirl94]

O_O

[Tierization]

Socool you know you want to get in this convo right =D

[Socoolgirl94]

You people are creepy.

[valcaryon3]

@Asparagoose I call the elves! >:D

[mikerotch52]

XD asp is cheating on lotte at 2:33 XD

[TheDestinyHunter]

lol funny...btw u fight gadderanks too

[tankcatss]

love the song in the begining is it christian bale?

[JeremyForPresident]

This reminds me of uhm..Zero Punctuation :3

[zamrok73]

so you're gay for vanstrom?

[Asparagoose]

...No.

¬_¬

Don't be stupid.

Cough.

[zamrok73]

it's ok. vantrom is dreamy

[zamrok73]

heil vanstrom klaus!

[pocotoco2737]

hmmmmmmm tits :D um pickle?

[thersgeek]

you did all the quests without a guide?

[valcaryon3]

lol @ 4:14

[VGGeek]

But just as Drakan was about to kill him, a dazzling light flashed through the air and Saradomin himself came riding in on a giant flaming stick-insect and shot Drakan with a gun which fired capsules filled with pure liquid jealousy. Drakan fell onto the cold dusty floor and was eaten by thousands of tiny Velociraptors who had been air-dropped by Guthix on coke. Then, after claiming his reward, the Adventurer grabbed a guitar and rocked out loud, systematically and without failure.

....WUT.

[Asparagoose]

Like I said, Jagex have to come up with anything better than I could.

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

lol i like at 0:24 first turn left is racist thoughts.

[VGGeek]

They didn't kill Bandos, they just killed an avatar of him, weakening him greatly.

Also, Zanik has a body skirt, not leggings and a body piece.

HEIL CAVE GOBLIN SAGA

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

its goblin mail i think.

[VGGeek]

-_-

[freddakiko]

lol i want a pony a monkey and a friend for the monkey! the text in the back ground is funny

[pocotoco2737]

awsome :D

[Obscor]

You are heavily influenced by Zero Punctuation I gather :P

Good video

[Asparagoose]

That's right. Of course, these videos aren't anywhere near as funny as his, but I'm glad you like them.

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

I realize that you probably hear this many times a day and it probably won't mean very much to you coming from another fan but i genuinely do love you're videos and whole heartedly believe that they are the funniest and most well done that i have seen in my entire youtube experience. i thank you for making the videos that you do and hope you make many many more. thank you again, especially if you read this.

[Asparagoose]

No, it means a lot to me, still. I don't get very many people telling me they love my videos any more, and it's always nice to know that people still care. :)

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

oh well that's good. and i definitely do care. can't wait for the next AAIDRSCAL

[pocotoco2737]

everyone loves your videos :D

[Predking1234]

Gotta luv Zero Punctuation

[pocotoco2737]

funny

[jerotheBIG]

i'm still trying to find out how the hell you could make a square look like a computer desk...

nice review anyway

[pocotoco2737]

i know how because he is Asparagoose

[rustyriley4]

This is the best ever!

[XGANGEN]

Vanstrom Klause raped my daughter

lol

[mikerotch52]

lol "until i switch on my guthix nightlight and everythings akay again"

[pandamanrox]

and all around evil bastard rolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psapocalypse]

very well made

[jewford1994]

I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE!

[megazero45]

i can tell this was made with windows movie maker

[Asparagoose]

Yeah. At the time of making the first review, my Sony Vegas wasn't working, and anyway, there wouldn't be much point in doing it on anything better, as the video is so simple.

[Darkpuppet12]

lmfao "NOW BURN THE NURSERY!"

"kay"

[strkszone]

lmfao alex I love youuuu <333 :D

[gargoyle2153]

Epic review! Oh and please stop that unhealthy obsession with Vanstrom Klause please.

=P

[DreamAway55]

uhm Those Vampyres arent 3rd on the evil boss place :P its actually the Red Dwarf (In Giant Dwarf quest) as he can wash your brain clean ( with the Ogre shaman DUH! ).He proberly will rape you in the next quest and you wont know whats happened!

[lifexisxinfinity]

i own u =) lol

[NimaBot]

I barely heard a word you said xD.

[FatBitchOnHerPeriod]

???

[Asparagoose]

Thank you. :)

[movietrailor866]

hm... this inspired me... I got it!!! thanks asparagoose

[Asparagoose]

Nice comment there.

[frogger89655]

Rofl at the new vanstrom... " SUCK MY DICK"

[ChuMaster5]

Alex, you just gave me a reason to work on the series again :p

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

1:12 is a very good portrayal of vanstrom

[blackvengeance90]

nice man

[PowerfulMagic]

Yeah great :) enjoyed it thanks 5 stars :)

[killerduck543]

the next one will be about helping john trotbottom the friendly crab see what a vampire looks like :D

[ChrisSniped]

They are so interesting, I got to finish them.

[despair2ko]

Oh wow, brick have been shat.

I've been a fan of your work for along time now. And this is by far the most.. awesome piece of work you've done.

Time to start up this quest series.

[Sereniama]

I think the quest series should of been a fucking choise.

When vanstrom enters, you should have a choice to help him kill the Myreque or help the Myreques.

[SpartanElite095]

Too much like Zero Punctuation IMO.

[Asparagoose]

Yeah, that was the idea. I know I'm nowhere near as funny as he is, though.

[SpartanElite095]

Zero Punctuation is hilarious, but this is pretty damn close to the real thing. I have to say nice job Asp. Your work is awesome.

[Asparagoose]

Oh, thank you. I do try. =)

[SpartanElite095]

No problem, been a fan of your work since the beginning of your videos since Runescape High Levels.

[lostseagirl]

So awesome Alex, I have to finish the first ne, they're so interesting :3

[sulaiman51]

Funny. LOL seven.

[gagnorhawkk]

Awesome review, Asparagoose. I too enjoyed these quests! Very, very much.

I did them all in one weekend, and it was quite epic.....Like watching an awesome movie with you as the pain character. =]

Truly, Vantrom Klause is a liscensed badass. The Vampyre Princess, who's name escapes me, is also interesting. I believe it was her who had a love interest with the leader of the Myreque.? :O

[Asparagoose]

Vanescula Drakan, I believe. And the RuneScape Wikia does say something about her having an interest in Safalaan. Mysterious... Anyway, thanks.

[Sereniama]

Vanescula Drakan is the most sexiest vampire ever, you should of mentioned her.

[steels90]

that was hilarious :D

5 stars!

WELL DONE :D

[Destoryers14]

5/5 :) So funny! The Myreque chain i also prefered the good characters but they seem so wimpy thats why I kinda think you must be there to help them and own um the 7 things we have to kill o_o

[wabness]

great ;)

why jagex are never doing an asparagoose sequel quests? that's a really easy noob to beat at end :P

[snowfiredabest]

Awesome!

[thersgeek]

SEVEN! yeah seven, seven...

[bez000mny]

Epiiiiiiiiiiic

[dzef07]

great funny...

...umm i pronounce my-re-q

[drmoohead]

-Unable to breath due to extraneous amounts of laughter-

Oh my XD

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

hilarious

[greentea3s]

Just as hilarious as the first. :D

[RSAnimo]

lol wow after this did you have a hard time breathing XD it was fast and hard to follow but i heard it and it was excellent

[DragonxxxFire]

lol i pronounce it (My-yurk)

[movietrailor866]

it would suck if you didn't have the requirements to complete the fifth quest of the myreque chain.

[dmarco5range]

Lol, nice doggy

[Rayboy9000]

You can talk fast o.o You must have been out of breath after this recording.

[movietrailor866]

you just got five'd fav'd and featur'd

[Fun4est]

lol yeah i agree with the others said this was entertaining XD it was funny too =P

[freddakiko]

this i better than the old cartoons. only thing is i think you should add a bit of the old team like ice and lotty. but this is way better with sound and all

[Socoolgirl94]

I pronounce it Mye-err-kew. Lol

[Socoolgirl94]

AND I WANT MYREQUE PART 5!

[gallantloui]

woah asparagoose

what a nice review from the quest, i cant wait to see some more, as an almost questmaster id love to make reviews too

[BrandolakesToons]

Heh heh heh... ah, Goose. You're the reason I started making a cartoon. This is freakin' histarical! :D

[KnightsLantern]

Awesome review!! :D

[1MotoDeath]

Cute Drawings ^^

[nrcaproductions]

lol guthiix nightlight and everything is ok again XDD lol i loved this one to 5/5 :D

[the1randomdud3]

:o!!! nice :o

[dahunta111]

this is strangely entertainning O_o

[onemanrampage]

it really is lol i have no idea why

[CalGoneCrazy]

Reply to THIRD

F*ck off

[omg777z]

At last :)the new wideo :)