Whose Line: Men Hoedown

[Jaheartsjonas]

If that lady hates men so much, why'd she go to a taping of a show with (most of the time) all male cast members? That's like saying you hate new styles of clothes but going to a fashion show.

[trliles1013]

@Jaheartsjonas

I'm sure she doesn't really hate men, but it was a funny thing to say and to do a hoedown on. Thats probably why she said it.

[Jaheartsjonas]

@trliles1013 I know. I was just considering if she was serious.

[riskova7]

Men can be real jerks sometimes, treating girls so bad

The way they use and hurt them so, that makes me so sad

100% feminist, that is me, yes way

"whispers" Im only saying this so I can get a threeway

[Luveydove56]

As soon as Ryan said Scary I knew what he was gonna say lol

[JerichoDitch2]

Gals think that men are pigs and that we smell

They say we're not attentive, we dont listen very well

Well here's one thing to try to keep us from walking

If we're not good at listening then why are you still talking ?

[PeteS003]

These things wouldn't be nearly as funny without Ryan, he always has the best endings

[AandM1234]

This hoedown is a hard one I'm not doing too well!

It looks like the cast is struggling too, I can just tell!

But let me tell you something, and this you will find

It's scientifically proven that nothing beats whose line!

[strokesfan1107]

they ain't nuthin in this land like a HOEDOWN

[michael17415]

people leave the hoedowns to the pros please....

[Onlyhestands]

Once Ryan said "scary" I knew what was coming

[TheRedMan2550]

All of us men, we are total asses.

Even the ones that look real nice, even ones that wear glasses.

Even though we try to be nice, it always come out wrong.

We just can't help it, we love seeing women in thongs.

[Stormcat1]

I need a good man for this lonely girl

Someone who will treat me like a precious pearl

The last guy I dated, he was just a wreck

and he was also really annoying, so I wrung his neck

[5jerry1]

I really don't know how Laura Hall managed to get through all these hoedowns without making any mistakes. She's got amazing composure.

[Stroija]

These stupid attempts just make me frown

When people try out their very own hoedown

Maybe they should stop and give it a rest

'Cause it's obvious at hoedowns I am the best

[smiletimes3]

This isn't about men, but about teenage boys.

Some of them are ok, but some really like to annoy.

I was walking home and a guy came up to me

He said "hey baby come with me and well get high on weed."

(p.s. I'm not a stoner.)

[95Hotaruchan]

why do they always pick on ryan?

[bluebear1985]

@95Hotaruchan I don't know. I'm not sure if you saw the running gag, but during Weird Newscasters, Ryan's quirk was that he was desperate to quell rumours that he was gay.

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

Men for me never really were attractive

When they hit on me I wasn't too reactive

But no one ever gets it, they still give it a whirl

But guys listen closely cause I am into girls!

[Lizziegal1]

as soon as you hear scary, you know what the next rhyme is xD

[strokesfan1107]

awww Laura Hall is so cute

[misanthrodee]

my girlfriend and i,we really love each other,

but i need sex,i go from one girl to another,

my grilfriend doesnt care,all she does is LOL

because aside from her,i use a blow up doll

[Pyrofusion15]

Being a man sure has its ups and downs

Like some people think I'm not virgin, and that makes me frown

Cause one day, when I didn't arrive on time for mine and my girlfriend's date

Her dad chased me with a hatchet yelling "GUESS WHO ELSE IS LATE!"

[kikiann11]

I'm attracted to men, they are really great.

Even when they are sometimes pigs, men are quite first-rate.

Though they don't know lots of things, like shopping and what to take

But I do have to say the dating's really great.

[CalVersion1]

Being male is a two edged sword, I can tell you that

You don't have to care about being bald or fat

Clothes aren't a big deal, and it's okay to fart

But you have to pretend to like tofu and modern art

[wickedfeylady]

LOL oh Chip

Colin sounds so proud to be a man!

[icyswordofawesome]

I think that men are cool, with their manliness

with their big and hairy chests they're kinda hard to miss.

That is why to them, I've dedicated this song

because I love men- wait! That came out wrong!

[TheStarryArcher1213]

@icyswordofawesome

Ahaha! Nicely put. ^_^

[fall92baby]

@icyswordofawesome

is this Colin's hoedown to Joe (the one that has a nice bone)?

[shadowpower5]

Laura Hall = drop dead gorgeous

[freakyandsqueaky]

Thumbs for laura hall!!!!

[CdL3o]

I'm going out with a sweet and caring man

he has to be the best lover in the land

but when people see us they really start to quiver

i guess thats what i get for dating justin bieber

[LiveforChrist999]

@CdL3o But Justin Bieber's not even a guy!

[CdL3o]

@LiveforChrist999

then change it to woman...hahaha

[erikavilez]

Being a man these days is not an easy task

People's sexual opinion changes way too fast

Remember one day I kissed a Gabriela

The next day she appeared at college and she was a big and hairy fella

[loplification]

everytime ryan ends third line with a word "scary", u know whats coming :P

[cloverkong]

@loplification Don't forget 'hairy'.

[xHaloFan4Lifex]

Anyone else get the feeling that Chip chose to insult Ryan because he was scared of Colin's comebacks? Haha.

[TacTheHobbit]

@xHaloFan4Lifex

After the You're Ugly one, he should be scared of Ryan.

[OhplsAndrew]

@xHaloFan4Lifex i think ryan just sounded better in the song. collin would sound weird.

[TheLastLevel999]

@xHaloFan4Lifex watch this episode's weird newscasters

ryan was "desperate to quell rumors that he's gay"

[jplanejazz]

@xHaloFan4Lifex He chose Ryan because it was a running joke on that particular episode that Ryan was gay!

[xHaloFan4Lifex]

@jplanejazz Haha yeah, I was informed of that a while ago. Oh well. Still funny.

[TheOtivid]

@xHaloFan4Lifex As funny as that would be, I believe earlier in the taping, in Weird Newscasters, Ryan was a guy who was desperate to quell rumors that he's gay lol...

[TheOtivid]

(so that's where it came from)

[SectionTwelve]

@xHaloFan4Lifex Wouldn't you be afraid of Colin's comebacks? hah!

[lmo6964]

I heard scary and i knew the next line was gonna be something about drew carey lol

[f1fan112]

I hate men as they are screwed up

All they care about, Is the size of cups

Men look at playboy and loads of other crap

Plus when they drink to much they take a sweaty nap.

[Dragonvale72]

I do admit, men sometimes annoy me.

Some are slow thinkers, and their immaturity.

but one thing they're good at, better than the rest,

is in bed, they are good for sex.

[Thunderchin]

I am a man, and you know what I'm damn proud!

If I have to then I will scream it loud!

I skipped the feminists and found my lady pal

Oh how much I love my Chozogal!

(Note: Chozogal is the username of one of my closest friends. Thought I might name-check her sometime on these things!)

[Xwarfie]

@Thunderchin Great! Now I'm going to have to check the channel

[Thunderchin]

@Xwarfie She doesn't have a YouTube. That's her Deviant Art username.

[Xwarfie]

@Thunderchin Odd.... there is a YouTube channel with that name... Assuming it's not hers then. :P

[Thunderchin]

@Xwarfie It's hers alright...

[Xwarfie]

@Thunderchin But... you..just,... dammit. ok

[JPriide]

LOL i love the verses XD

[jasmstv]

Being a guy really sucks I am always late

I went to my girlfriends house I felt like I was bait

Then her mother served me her famous home made pie

It had marijuana in it so I was really really HIGH!!

[MrFishieHat]

"I find men more pleasant, than a lot of women

They can take a joke, and they are always kiddin'

Though sometimes they can take, things a bit too far

I went to grab a cookie and found semen in the jar."

Just thought I would give it a go for the fun of it.

[Devilishbritt]

Men get ready for the thrill of your life,

You have been chosen to score yourself a wife,

Don't be nervous she's not that bad a gal,

But then again she has been known to have more than one pal.

[shadowstoper007]

@MagicBeez

OUCH!!

What was that for?!

[MagicBeez]

Hey listen all you men, yes I am a chick

Woman can be gentle but bombs we can make tick

We don't all hate men, mostly when their nuts,

But we all think men are to be treated like muts.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

@MagicBeez ahahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa thats pretty sexist, put funny.

[corey72723]

first

[PinkPsycho92]

Chip is a stupid Asshole! Here's a hoedown for him!

Oh my name is Chip Esten and I am not a man!

I support my family by digging through trash cans!

I'm a bad comedienne which isn't very funny :(

So just to make the ends meet, I sell myself for money!

Take that dirty bastard :P

[braceface369369]

@PinkPsycho92 whats wrong with you? his hoedown was really funny!! what was so wrong about that? go get a sense of humor.

[ferinate101]

@PinkPsycho92 jealous much?

[halfdogderek]

@PinkPsycho92 He probably makes more in half a season with WLiiA than you will see in 10 years

[PinkPsycho92]

@halfdogderek Bleah :P lolz

[CPU007beez]

@PinkPsycho92 jesus bro calm the fuck down

[quietcrowd]

@PinkPsycho92 shut the fuck up asshole everybody makes fun of each other on this show and it's not really that big of a deal to them

[PinkPsycho92]

@quietcrowd Oh please -_-

[quietcrowd]

@PinkPsycho92 shut up twat

[HtheKing777]

@PinkPsycho92 Why dont u complain about Ryan making fun of Drew carey? U cant complain about Chip doing the same thing and not find an issue with Ryan

[96gummyworms]

How many things can they rhyme with 'Drew Carey'?!

[gaamaru95]

Men can be disgusting, men can be real jerks.

But some can be real good guys, that is a good perk.

Especially the ones that date all of the hoes.

Oh wait, I wanna take that back, because I am one of those.

[Yellow4494]

Chip is just hilarious

[MrHeitz17]

Ryan should've done something like this:

I personally don't like men, I find them unappealing

When I look at certain ones I get a funny feeling

But every now and then my judgement starts to slip,

At least I'm not as gay aaaas Chip.

[vampirehunterXD]

@ProjectWatashi lol yeah

[Statalyzer]

@twilightfan42698 Same difference.

[Bertk12]

Two people who can make violence and sense rhyme, Eminem and Colin

[dstebbin]

Gotta love Ryan's hoedown! All episode long, he's been ragged about being gay, and finally, Ryan just walks over to Drew and says "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

[vampirehunterXD]

lol when ryan wants to make fun of drew he always uses scary as the rhyme

[Statalyzer]

@twilightfan42698 You're a twilight fan and you're complaining about the good men turning gay? You should be rejoicing.

[10Ninjakitty]

I am a woman, but I've figured out men.

I can look at them and tell you just where they've been.

Most women look at men and think they need a seer,

But all men do all day is sit and drink beer!

[Rolo7Hot7Chic]

this was the same episode where in weird newscasters ryan's was "desperate to quell rumors that he's gay" :p

[wolfpac1able]

there are many types of men in the world

I guess our mission is to get a girl

there are types of men who like to slack

i guess that's why their making a 3rd men in black

[AMVDialupDiaries2]

All of you women really hate us all.

Seems that you think you're talking to a wall.

But that's the reason the perfect man won't be

some body-building character we can't hear nor see.



[ittems]

okay... had drew really seen ryan naked (and vise versa) or is it just a joke between them? o.O

[chy21592]

@ittems yeah on the Drew Carey show him and Ryan have been completely naked, there's actually a clip on Whose Line where they say that and Ryan jokes, "Some of us needed a wide-angled lens." and Drew retorts, "And some of us needed a zoom."

[ittems]

@chy21592 thank you, i actually saw a video with the clips (on the drew carrey show). and i saw that episode too haha

[nascarkraz]

Ooooh I forgot how good this one was.  I complimented Chip on his verse when I met him after this show. LOL

[4evr2btru]

I;ve heard that all guys, are such jerks

All these girls complaining, About how they got hurt

Well here is a secret, to get out the way

if you don't like them like that, i hope you like them gay.

[zeldasfan193]

Hey men of the world,

I have to say a word.

Not all girls stereotype,

This took me, an hour to write.

[rememberzack1]

fake and gay

[goatkiller68]

@rememberzack1 what could possibly be fake. go die

[rememberzack1]

@goatkiller68 fake and gay

[crappy4478]

I am a man, there is no denyin'.

I'm an alpha male, I'm the head lion!

I am such a bad ass, I leave the toliet seat up,

until my wife falls in, so I'll have to wear a cup.

[will3219]

Chip got away with one there lol

[ElfenLied619]

I am a man, of that I'm very proud.

Nothing could be better, I yell right out loud.

Just one problem, just one little tick.

It' sucks to be the man with the smallest dick!

[Terrafissa]

Someone in that audience just does not like men;

I guess that I can see her point now and then again,

The things they do when trying to prove they're manly can be crude,

But then some other women can cop one bitchy attitude.

[Patameth]

One of these days Ryan is going to run out of words that rhyme with Drew Carey.

[shiauko]

@Patameth Then he'll just make up new ones =P

[KillaJay2007]

the women in the crowd kept on shouting men men men

[tanaciousninjanikki]

A world without men, really is the best

i jump for joy just like all the rest

being surrounded by women isnt really strange

but i havent gotten it in years so im going in for a sex change

:P FUN!

[Jiblees]

How many hoedowns has Ryan rhymed scary with Drew Carey?

[Chezmeralda]

My sister, oh, she really hates men.

She dated a douche, and his name was Ben.

They broke it off afterwards because of events then,

That's why now my sister is a lesbian.

[PlainIrish]

Chip does that foot thing when he gets a good verse. I think he invented jerking, the dance..? The backwards shuffle thingy. Because I've seen him do it so many times in Howdowns. Hehe :3 -Guy who can't stop watching these videos!

[nascarkraz]

@PlainIrish this was chip's ever first us version of wliia show! i was there and met the guys after.. he was so sweet!

[noel23carrasco]

ryan always finds words to rhyme with drew carey

plus, everybody likes to pick on drew ....the other episodes and games are full of such gags

[XavyWin7]

5 people don't think that men are swell

[PiecesofEternity]

I never much cared for men; I think they're rather crass;

Whenever I walk by their gaze is firmly on my ass,

Though they're all right for sex and good for fixing cars,

And god knows that without 'em I'd have to open my own jars!

[TheIkkuna1]

Yesterday i had a fight with my girlfriend. Somehow she was very disturbed.

I just wanted the fight to the end. So i told here to get back in the kitchen.

[RyuuStyle]

Someone shouted "lawyer" for suggestion.

I would like that.

PS: I'm a law student.

[Raymondfaf10]

5 people are women :-p

[VanillaFllare]

chip always picks on either colin or ryan :P

[TheRnger92]

@12medbe have you uploaded the talk show hoedown and if u have can i have a link

[blitzencheeze]

Not too many people compliment Laura Hall as much as they should,she is a stunning talented woman and "Whose Line" must be thankful to have her :) btw Her hair is frickin awesome in this episode

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@blitzencheeze there was one other guitarest next to her...what's her name?

[wolfpac1able]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 linda taylor or cece worhall

[ikorolou]

@blitzencheeze you're so right, she keeps perfect time even when's she's cracking up

[LePhantomessa]

One day I met the perfect guy sitting in a club

We talked for hours and he gave me a back rub

I told him my biggest secret and he ran away in a whirl

This is why you don't tell guys that you are a slash girl. 

[jamieclarke147]

MEN MEN MEN MEN MENLY MEN MEN MEN OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FM897]

I love how every time the second to last line ends in "ary", you know the last line is going to be making fun of Drew.

[kojikatsuya]

Sometimes it's a bummer to be born a guy

Women stereotype me, and I'll never know why

You turn us down each and every day

No wonder all the good ones all went gay

[HotDaymItsPingu]

@kojikatsuya Fucking awesome XD

[Statalyzer]

@kojikatsuya You are brilliant sir!

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

@kojikatsuya  that's so true

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

It always seems that girls don't really like me

All because of this freak that they see

i had 3 failed relationships full of bad luck

As a man I don't give a flying fuck

[mustikit]

@kojikatsuya awesome

[DairyBastardGOW1]

If Ryan is the King of Hoedowns, Then Colin is the Queen, and Chip is the prince. nuff sed.

[HeyyKittyTV]

I love how one woman shouted men and suddenly they were more shouting it. lol

[3fatkid]

i know a kid named ryan who picked on me in middle school......Chip's verse gave me some ideas for sweet sweet revenge~

[AxEsBak4Ever]

I hate men, I want them all gone.

They look so ugly when they wear a thong.

Men never help out in the kitchen.

Thats when women start the bitchin'.

[NoSeasPuerka]

I really don't like men, I prefer the women.

Right when I see one I bust out a trojan.

Ive dated so many women thats my only glory

Unless ur talking about my high school years. thats another story.

[laptop322]

0:27 that bitch to the right is tan as fuck

[WhoseLiner2z]

Chip is the nicest guy in the world, or so u thought!

[leeks1408]

men are great guys we always know just what to say

even when we're drunk we say the right thing anyway

we are all really smart and intelligent you see

but not all the men are quite as hung as me

[xaxel929x]

I hate men, they're not all that great

They make a bunch of people do things that they hate

Whenever they move they never wanna pack

But at least we all are animals in the sack.

[Sword414]

Now listen up here, i am an honest man

My reputation's not the best, thanks to my sister Sam,

I was mugged thanks to them, man i hate my sister

I got revenge when i was her babysitter

[Blackrosesunrise]

I find it funny that when Ryan gets bashed he bashes Drew. xD

[darkdefender85]

I am a man and its really quite great

So I asked a girl out on a date

She was so pretty but I didnt have a clue

The problem is that she liked girls too

[TalaLalaLicious]

Hfhfh

[starysky107]

Right after drew chose men ryans face was like "fuck.."

[Dusto22]

I don't think men are bad

They're just like normal people like you and me

There's only one person that has fallen

His name is Tim Allen

[TheDementedDemon]

@Dusto22 You're off a couple of beats there dude.

[pr3tinpink1]

I LOVE CHIP!!!!<3

[101barroso]

@hk22k that true his a nice sexy guy i know caz i met him

[leeks1408]

i am man and i think it is real great

my favorite thing to do as a man is to masturbate

i look really good with my chin cleft

last night i switched and now i'm doin it with my left

[Cloloc]

Wayne the Sound effects man xD

[Svninja10]

@PinkPsycho92

what are you talkin about? Ryan gets made fun of the least.

[wafflessmellgood]

I AM A MAN, AN AWESOME ONE AT THAT

I HAVE BIG HANDS AND A FUNNY HAT

ITS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY BOUT MEN WITH BIG HANDS

IM SO GOOD AT HOEDOWNS I SHOULD MAKE A BAND

[Acsuperman72]

@wafflessmellgood

If you all can't tell, I don't do this hoedown stuff

But the guy that I'm replyin to seems to think he's tough

Sure go start a band, it'll have a real bad scent

Cause you're not a real band unless you play an instrument.

:P my first attempt at a hoedown lol

[wafflessmellgood]

@Acsuperman72 not bad ^.^

[wafflessmellgood]

@Acsuperman72 and i like your reference to the backstreet boy hoedown

[Acsuperman72]

@wafflessmellgood hehe Thanks :)

[PinkPsycho92]

Chip is such a cutie! I can't believe he could say that about Ryan, poor Ryan always gets made fun of! He attacked Drew when he should of gotten chip instead!

[Sapphire348]

@PinkPsycho92 Maybe he couldn't think of a rhyme with Chip.

[PinkPsycho92]

@Sapphire348 Heres what I would have said

Oh my name is Chip Esten and I am not a man,

I support my family by digging through trash cans!

I am not that funny and I really stink

And every day and night I pee inside the sink!

[Sapphire348]

@PinkPsycho92 That's too harsh you know? If he said that,people won't think he is joking around.If you didn't notice,it was a running gag that Ryan was gay.But he isn't.

[101barroso]

@PinkPsycho92 i know i love chip but that was bitchy of him but i still love him and ryan

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

@101barroso it was just a joke, they make fun of each other all the time!

[101barroso]

@TwilightLuvvverxxx I KNOW THATS WAY I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH ABC FAMILY SUCK FOR TAKING IT OFF

[sam44012]

oh i am a man, and people really hate me

they, say im a big fat pig u see

but i tell them something thats kinda scary

im not a man, im actually drew carey