CLIP #3 of Louis CK Chewed UP (SHOWTIME OCT. 4 at 11PM)

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Four cats disliked this video.

[HDAlexDo]

¡buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ dıןɟ

[scraps992]

I now feel obligated to thank God every day that I am not Louis CK's cat.

[clearwater95]

Don't bag on me. I find him only mildly amusing and unable to hold a candle to Hedberg or Maria Bamford or David Cross. Reminds me of an unfunny buddy of mine from high school. Tries too hard. I don't buy the milk story for a second.

[Doyalsan]

Funniest MFer...perfectly straddles the line between cynicism and humor...would love to smoke a joint with him.

[fevershorty]

"cum on my cats face once, shame on me..."

[PotatoTL]

Cum on a cat's face once, shame on me...

[mkfighter34]

Lol

" Dude, dont fuck her"

Lol

[marcmischief]

Louis, I want more stand up. I can't get enough of it, the funny is too good. You're stand up is always guaranteed to flaw me every time

[punjabistan01]

LOL.. o yeah dude thats perfect just send that right through, no one will know the difference.

[jumpyourbone]

this made me laugh so hard

[gregtheinfinite]

lmfao "spray it all over his cats face!"

[SeveredFootLoki]

Best Living Comedian right here. Now that Carlin and Hedberg are gone. You either love Louis or hate him. If you hate him, you're a FAGGOT. And I don't mean a homosexual.

[88OHA]

HAHAHAHAH "i don't have a cat, i mean i would cum on a cats face, i'm not trying to take that back" HAHAHAH

[synesthesia67]

this makes me laugh harder than shit...

[bazael182]

I think most things would make you laugh harder than shit.

Just being an asshole

[blackrainuponus]

Oh Uncle Paul.

[DylanRude]

BULLCRAP! i just saw the version of "Chewed Up" they showed on comedy central the other day....and this wasn't on it.

now that means im gonna have to buy the DVD... lol

[eXist2048]

a cat is fine too

[veshengri]

I am the most depressed I've been in 10 years, and he made me laugh 'til I cry.

[SketchyBack]

@veshengri Dude, I know what you mean. When I was depressed Louis CK was just awesome awesome bright moments

[wwjoshdew]

are these tears coming out of my eyes!?!? lol. "I don't have a cat. I am not saying if I did have a cat...." YOUR FUCKING HILARIOUS LOUIS!

[djpaulMS]

wanna go all night?

one word answer:

GIN

[agentdole]

Is he talking about Anthony?

[guniter3]

That's exactly what I thought.

[cycopl]

So are you coming back next week to say the same thing too?

[drubie67]

??? If your talking about louis ck you deserve to die.

FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH

[rootbeerazor]

lol you need to tour in california

i will definitly come and see you if you do lol

[chapsuk]

Louis is fucking awesome.

[abarbar06]

best comedian ever i swear

[johnnyonline]

oh my goodness, i'm choking from laughing so hard!

[Ben0087]

lol. fuck, he's great

[ThousanWhite]

I love Louis!

[TheGrossUncle]

I saw this whole show recently...hilarious!

Thanks for uploading.

[Thrashard92]

"i'll cum on my cat's face, so what?" hahaha

[adiprai]

You fucking killed it! I didn't expect it, but I think you bested One Night Stand. I hope I get to catch you live some day!

[melvinvinny]

yo louis its melvinvinny please take a look at my video just look up melvnvinny and i had you in my mind to when i made it and if you can give me some feedback....ty CK IS THE MAN

[MO0NMAST3R]

Ive seen the special a few times now and I gotta say its great :)

If you havent seen it yet get off your asses :P

Always nice to see new stuff from ya Louis, you funny bastard :D

[nic0dice]

well, id fuck him.

[Aphasia17]

come on my cats face once shame on me...

[notonau]

i watched this on showtime last night. my face hurt from laughing sooo freekin hard. i had to look him up on here. he is hilarious! fantastic! must see!

[StereoSkater]

Can't wait to see him on Thursday :D

[htezerdi]

i had a friend like that...

[vze57t9j]

I love it!!! Just saw the special on Showtime On Demand and I can't wait for the DVD to come out!!! :D

[FDSbeach]

Man, I gotta see this. But I guess I'll have to wait 'til the DVD comes out.

[Odbarc]

Crap. Oct 4th? I thought it was the 5th. I missed the show. >:(

[XpartyhatpkrX]

lol so funny

shoot that cunt with a bazuuka before it destroys the candy store

rofl!!

and whydo they call it girls gone wild

woman going wild is killing men

rofl!!

[DTektiv]

I just watched this on Showtime,loved the waitress joke,about her pretty much liking being raped..my ex wound up being just like that,and i treated it the same way you did in the joke,saying,"I'm sorry,but,I'm not going to rape you,becuase it sounds like that's what you're into..",becuase she'd stop me,when i tried to advance sometimes..so it rang true when you did that part of the show,lol..nice one,always seem to impress me,funny stuff,thanks man...

[DeadFishForBreakfast]

Dude, keep your fantasies about what you wish your ex (who probablydoesn't exist) would do when you attempt to molest her when she clearly doesn't want you. No means no.

[vze57t9j]

Ignore the stupid 'no means no' bastard. Their comment shows they didn't watch the show and have no clue what they're talking about.

[DTektiv]

That's why I didn't comment back,way ahead of ya' on that one,heh...I'm glad someone actually did watch the show like yourself,to see how i was relating to the joke...thanks for the words..pz & respect to ya'

[OARADIOHOLE]

Fantastic Louis!! hope everything between you and the wife work out the best way possible. Sometimes being together miserable is not whats best for the kids! GOOD LUCK SWEETY!!

[TheKurtMan]

Fucking awesome.

[bigpyoopypants]

I was literally just on the ground laughing.

Louis CK is the only stand up comic to ever do that to me, and this is the second time he's done it.

Congradu-fuckin'-lations, you're the man Louis. Keep the funny commin'. ;)

[polkaspotsss]

I'm surprised you didn't use your friends name. :D

[rongravy]

ur a fucking genius. is it troo?

[Parrotkill]

hahaha! amazing

[tyler0896]

I love that in Jimmy's blog about the end of Tough Crowd, where Greg was the smart one, Nick was the mean one etc he picked Keith to be the dumb one. How dumb do you have to be to be picked as "the dumb one" over VOS!

[nikkeri]

heey louie chewie! i cant wait to see chewed up. When are you gonna come to Finland? or at least Europe.. were really not as fags as you think

[leighmac23]

This is going to be great, your in your prime man. It's fun watching you become the greatest comic on the planet.

Bring back Lucky Louie HBO!

[carnageoffender]

You fucking rule Louis!

[shelvingunit2000]

He's talking about Keith Robinson, another hilarious fucking comedian. He talked about it on Opie & Anthony today. Louie RULES!

[jawstone]

holy hell; definitely watching this!!

[ColonelPrivate]

why the fuck didn't I know about you before shameless? I mean i loved the hell out of pooty tang, i treasured it, like my own child. I never stopped watching it unlike a lot of other movies i own. And I had no idea it was you. right in front of my face this whole time!

[sporck91]

He is so genius! Can't wait to see the whole show!

[Filipinorock]

At least I will know what Dane Cook's new comedy special will "kinda" sound like......

[illCrackYoFace]

cept hes gunna say somethin more cool like "dog" or "pet monkey in my closet"

[OboxerU]

Except you'll hear a lot more pacing and running around and screaming.

"I'll drink a lot of milk so I'll have a lot of SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXX! RARARARARAWKERKWARKAWKERAWOGTJ­AOWGJWOGJ!"

(insert stupid kids laughing and screaming).

[TheEvilCouncill]

@Filipinorock ?

[indiemike79]

the cat was asking for it obviously.

stupid cat whore

[ZarathustraXX]

since im from germany:

how can i buy a dvd or a vod or something?

[battlehappy]

Sometimes pets will just not get out of the way. . . . and then they learn.

[gbelous]

louis ck is a legend

[Fuzzy192006]

Hell yeah! Traumatize that cat!

[KahanaEarl]

Holy shit... Hilarious! Looks like I have to re-order Showtime.

[synesthesia67]

louis fuckin rules...

[hetasuzume]

Amazing. :D

[ThousanWhite]

Louis CK is one of the BEST dirty comedians working today.

I mean, OMG, If I had a cat, I would totally come on its face right now.

[culwin]

Carlos Mencia is furiously writing notes on which jokes he can steal.

[gbelous]

HAHAHA

[jerseyinthecity]

Motherfucking brilliant. I watch this shit with tears running down my cheeks because I'm laughing so hard.

[yeenon]

One of my favorite comedians! I can't wait to see the whole thing

[macnolds]

hilarious.

[rongravy]

Now we know why your pets have matted fur from time to time...

[philliessource]

What an idiot! everyone knows yogurt makes you cum more.

[thanks4tuningin]

omg haaahahaha

[adamzez]

lmao, man i can't wait.

[smartgoat]

Louis you are best, dude!!! Cant wait to watch the special.

[riversonthemoon]

ROFLMAO, wiping copious tears from my eyes!

How do you come up with this stuff?

XD

[a1gaius]

You mean....how do you CUM up with this stuff?

[riversonthemoon]

LOL!

XD

[markototev]

rofl, this is airing way too late. wanna watch it now! :D

[theageguy]

great material idiot. where can i illegally download this b4 it airs? :)

[Godhatesfatpeople]

Cats always deserve to be cummed on.

[rekkujalmari]

I'm having the shittiest morning of the year and still laughed. Thanks man.

[poofterchops]

Louis is just the funniest motherfucker on the planet! So funny that I almost shit myself I was laughing so hard, and that's not the first time he's made me laugh that hard. Simply a legend of comedy.

[stormriderWI]

wish i had showtime

[Abyss2002]

You rock man, I remember the first time I saw you on tv,

Talking about buying shit for sex "What happens if I like it? You can go broke on that shit, it's like sking"

Fucking funny shit man. Keep it up!!!!

[Dvir2008]

why isn't there a hall of fame of comedians, and why isn't Louis CK in it?!

[DopeSpace9]

lmao! louis you're a god.

[philliessource]

stupid, show cancelling, homo erotic apple fu<kers HBO. Take that

[OboxerU]

I can't wait for this to come out.

[JPaulDiLucci]

you ... are ... Goddddd

[Adventurestud]

I hate milk

Still though...

[thedv8ed1]

roflmao

[hotshotalex87]

Can't wait for this special!

[nanquan491]

lmao

[Brzbrngr]

"I dont have a cat.." hahaha

[Philfa]

This is fantastic stuff, Louis. I think it's awesome how you're constantly updating your material.

[Visfen]

Yeah, it's perfect, and it's great if you like Dane Cook too because then he gets new material also.

[evildwarf]

Mr. Plagiarism himself.

[singedrac]

I wouldn't call Cook "Mr. Plagiarism" exactly. He's in a dead heat with Mencia for that title.

[Palakas]

lol I'm psyched for oct 4th

[fsolis6]

nice man