Mock Policy Round

[CoIdFront]

not accurate; good satire

[Gus8850]

HAHA I am in policy, and sometimes rounds feel like this! At least this is more entertaining than an ld round, or (god forbid) a pufo round.

[1bobg0]

LOL 3 T pltx that made me laugh so hard

[rosierox427]

i feel bad for whoever has to clean up that tub

[imlover14]

I love you lmao :D

[JoeyXanaxed]

damn you..... policy is awesome!

[YourBleedingViolet]

i debate PF, and i think this is so utterly beautiful <3

[imatreyu]

HAHA the paper flying in the air!!!

this is so accurate and beautiful <3

[Demented2013]

Its weird cuz some of my policy rounds are like this, but please, respect the boxes.

[zcepinsowavyy]

lol "i never read this before"

[Bravette2012]

Haha. This is awesome. I'm a policy debater, and yet I find this to be quite humorous. I love it how I can laugh at my own debate. Policy, in my state, is a joke anyways. :) Way to be boys, but you forgot ultamate impacts and kritiks. :)

[bookfreak29]

they spent too much energy on talking fast so we didn't get any parodiy of the other parts of policy

[PeaceLoveFairytales]

ahahahahahahaha

[theroamingfoot]

It would have been more accurate had there been more throwing.

[PeaceLovePeta]

this is actually pretty acurate.... im starting policy and it's HELL they make us do drills to make us talk that fast and we have to scramble around our giant tubs of crap

[VioletVolturi]

lmao LD owns policy XD

[AwkwardBiscuit]

I do LD, this is hilarious.

I fully accept that Policy is more time consuming, but LD is wayyyyyy better.

[Xenithan]

I will agree to disagree, lol. Policy ftw.

[blacksabbath238]

Not bad for LDers. I must admit this was funny. But what makes policy debate so special is how extremely difficult and time consuming it is... you feel pride, and you have this drive to push yourself and be the best you can be. And it's the best feeling ever to see your hard work pay off. Policy debate is more difficult than LD, and it is hecktic to lug around huge tubs of evidence, but in my humble opinion, it is much better than LD (and public forum for that matter).

[PoliticalZachG]

lol this is sooo awesome! I do Regular Policy and i it is nothing like this lol.

[stumbleuponster]

@PoliticalZachG What do you mean Regular Policy? This IS policy. CX foreva

[imxherexagain]

there was this one jv round i saw and this kid found a tricycle and rode it around during the 2nc hahah

[blacksabbath238]

I wish debate wasn't so uptight these days. I mean, I take debate seriously, but sometimes I wish that I could relax during a round without losing speaker points... =\

[aceupsleeve3]

That's really good, i'm policy and it's SO true.

[jdotz707]

haha...i'm a policy debater and that was hilarious. I love how you guys are eating pizza through all of this. haha cx is the funniest though.."what's going on?""do i have o answer that?" papers flying everywhere...nice guys

Heidegger!Awesome Kritik.

[boffyrox]

"The order is going to be water wars, 9 off, T."

"It counts as off"

"Oh, uh, three T, tix, and then somalia DA. What? Oh ok, I'm just starting."

*timer flys through air*

[billkaulitznme4life]

ahahaha i love how he's like eating pizza during Cx and no one's prepping and theyre just throwing pages around like nuts lol

lol i <3 water wars advantage won that EVERYTIME.

i used to debate policy...kinda miss it :(

[Whiteboard7]

DEEP Breath (huuuuuuhhh) and then sound like a rally car! that's speed lol. LOVE policy maannn!!

[ChrisTehHobo]

CLEAR!!!!! they got the organization right though

[jojoapplecore]

very funny ya I am taking debate next year.

I am excited - (?)

+ nice vitamin water =9

[woo49er]

i'm a pro policy debater...i agree...policy can be freakin asinine. But go debate!

[xxxLAWRENCExxx]

hahha you guys are hilarious

[mifisafaefel911]

You guys are just hating.....lol na jk. I am a policy debater but I respect all forms. you guys should too! =P