Portal - All Turret Sound Effects + Download

[SynapseCyberpunk]

My heart breaks every time I'm forced to shut down a turret in order to pass the level ! :(

[Themostwanted500]

I think the best sound id the boss's talk.

[Midna12345]

They always make me feel so guilty when I make them shut down

[krazyk264]

gotcha or hello sounds kinda like somone from invader zim

[catboyfilms2]

are you still there?

[TheOneTrueKit]

Could you come over....here?

[BigDaddy5ii5d44]

i want to kill myself when it says why when i destroy it :'(((((((((

[SgtB0YR13]

I have a flashlight that says some of those

[MarcPopeTV]

when was this game released and can anyone tell me the sound designer's name?

[MarcPopeTV]

oh my god, i've never heard of the game but as a producer of electronic music i'm going to have so much fun with these. you couldn't ask for a better pre produced vocal to fuck with

[alstorp100]

liar... its not all the sounds!

[PortalFanPage]

Anyone want any new sound effects?

[taranp1995]

@PortalFanPage can u make me a glados sound pack that has the quotes It's been fun. Don't come back.-

Killing you? Is hard.

You broke it, didn't you.

From the game (glados)

[InsanitysRequiem]

@PortalFanPage That would be great! Especially since Megaupload exploded.

[BaksonTV]

@PortalFanPage i want it :) put new link, please : >

[PortalFanPage]

@BaksonTV Oh yeah, I'll get to that soon, damn government taking down the most convenient file sharing website...

[Ailennnn]

@PortalFanPage Please, put another link

That'd be awesome. Thanks in advance :D

[StoryOwl]

@PortalFanPage :(( Use media fire :3

[Foxgirlgamer]

The first time I played portal, I burst into a room brandishing a water jug and attacked a dead turret who was just standing there all harmless.

[Ghost23247]

tks bro... i really need this pack

[krr55gunso]

LOL

Did you know that Ellen McLain voices the turrets and GLaDOS? She's awesome

[saitins]

"I don't hate you goes right through me :(

[redefyGravity]

So cute.... so creepy.

[CorneliusGrim2011]

13 people were shot by Turrets, who are the most adorable killing machines ever.

For every Turret that dies, I die a little, the amount of death I endure increasing exponentially. It's a miracle I'm "still alive".

[OoOImWithCrazyOoO]

turret:"No hard feelings"

me: D,:

[MrPlatypus17]

So cute, but when ever it said "are you still there?" I freaked out xD

[JustToBeQuiet]

uguuuuuuuu.

i just wanna cuddle them.

"ahahahah."

"hey! its me! dont shoot! stop shooting!"

"goodnight.." c:

[6250valtra]

My favourite is: GOTCHA!

[razorshade2]

Me: *Knocks over turret* Turret: "Why...?" me: T_T

[luckystar12341]

Aww were's Ohhh wats in here

[ravenwind137]

Autotune. They'd be good singers. :o

[DontoPivotDude]

Bawawawawawaaa! is my fav

[umbaupause]

"target lost" is my favorite :D

[TheEdward39]

@umbaupause "Heeloo" and "Are you still there?" are good too :D and "Activated" too...

[hyuzuka2]

@umbaupause coming through!

[BLACKLIGHTpony]

Adorable! :3

[xXllSimcallXx]

oh dear gawd the cuteness!!!!

[DottorGood]

Mai waifu.

[TsubakiYakani]

ogawd so cute xD

[PortalFanPage]

This video is getting so damn popular! reply to this comment with a request and I'll do it :D

[pichugirl110]

@PortalFanPage i beg your pardon, im not trying to be mean or anything, but, you forgot, "i've done everything you asked!!!" just pointing it out..... sorry if i ofended you.

[PortalFanPage]

@pichugirl110 Are you dumb... DO YOU SEE A 2 IN THE TITLE???

[pichugirl110]

@PortalFanPage no.... just, i played portal1 and herd it. i.... i'm sorry........ i guess i DO have scitsophenea.....

[PortalFanPage]

@pichugirl110 That is NOT in portal 1 EVER

[demeterschild87]

@PortalFanPage wow. no need to be so mean. 

[PortalFanPage]

@demeterschild87 Naaaaaaah, I kid I kid :P

[Lalli1987]

Got it now! Made with a vocoder...

[jen2471]

You can tell that it's the same voice actor as GLaDOS

[FallClassics]

Thanks!:)

[rockylps9999]

i have never heard some of thease sounds

[Bowlinghead187]

The english turrets sounds much cooler then the german turrets!

[lonesoldier33]

Building up a video games theme for my computer. 0:11 for start up, 0:26, 0:40 and 1:03 for errors, and 1:19 for, well, what it sounds like

[pat20105]

so cute

[maradona108]

i dont remember them saying dispensing product

[iamtottallyawesome]

your buisness is apreciated is wat the toilet says when u use the activate key on it...

[0dAb]

What the..? I've never heard them saying "stop shooting"

[PortalFanPage]

@0dAb Get one turret to shoot at another

[ClassyQuib]

"fuck."

[PortalFanPage]

@ClassyQuib ?

[Box0898]

How such cute thing can be such deadly?

[Retron88]

Whoa I had 1:24-1:28 stuck in my head for AGES after completing stage 16...memories...

[hecktickxx]

I used these for my windows sounds =-3 its awesome, but I feely sorry for it if I turn off....

[RebelButane]

I didn't want to kill them. :c

[geoptt]

Oh my god, so cute. =D =))

[Silme037]

why on earth do they have to me so damn CUTE!? D:

[Cloud0208]

the voice of the torrets are soo cute *-*

[TheArmadillobros]

I'm modding World of Tanks so those annoying voice messages are actually this XD

[Youboga]

some body will have new "incoming phone call" fx

[TheOffcialLola6299]

@thedeltadarkespeon ICU meme :D can I has my cookie now?? :3

[venezolano1996]

Unknown error, Malfunction



[Queenofawesome25]

0:54 :3

[BarricadeSlade]

LOLILLEGALOPERATION!

[TamamaCandyLover]

This is so cute! ^-^

[supermantahoo]

0:07

I have never heard someone say "Gotcha" and say so creepy... o_O

[MegaXsonicx]

hey its me dont shoot! stop shooting! test error...

[Taobaak0]

im chaning my windows system sounds into this :D

[NinjadoAlaska]

I just had a good ideia *-------* Those lines can be used in MANY cases as sounds in a cellphone. I'll try some out in mine :D

[obsessedwithkeys]

my favorite is

NENENENENENENENENENENENE

[GarrysGuy123]

"Sorry, we're closed." XD

[MegaXsonicx]

lol i am SO downloading this and i am going to subscribe

[rainbowsix1998]

@pikachu123PL it's from portal 2

[soan1357]

The cutest are:

"Hey!"

"It's me!"

"Don't shoot!"

[URreadingmyaccname]

"Your buissence is appreceated"

the toilet was a turret?

[PortalFanPage]

@URreadingmyaccname Maybe the turret was a toilet, think about that for a while.

[Foxgirlgamer]

@URreadingmyaccname Scary thought.

[1edbassmasterfan1]

NAPTIME! its so cute im gonna die!

[Midchrome]

Please post the Portal gun sounds and when your going through the portals

PLEEEASSEEE i need them and i cant find them anywhere

[thedeltadarkespeon]

"who's there?"

"Is anyone there?"

"I see you!"

Cookies to anyone who knows where this is from!

[Royaltyjam]

@mynameisbobby90 that's Portal 2 this is just Portal 1

[Ambient17]

A lot of those sounds are ALSO in Portal 2.

[rpgwarlord2012]

0:55 yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye­yeyey!

[raikadoygo]

Turn on the subtitles, it's funny as hell.

[orimathath]

1:24

[ZephernVideos]

Say hello to my new notification ringtone.

[lotusgirl002]

Hellooooo friend.......~

[portalrunner117]

When I knock one over and it says whyyyyy? I'm like, I'm so sorry! I will honor your death and stand you up!

[comenter6542]

i want one to protect my room and shoot my sister

[CveDy]

They are so cute ^^ i feel bad when i kill'em :'((((

[sumdrumgy05]

i swear their voices are so nice, I could sleep to them.

[Hunterplaysandsings]

Crawfishness lol

[Crawfishness]

Me Playing Portal For The First Time: YAY! Portal portal :D *Enters turret room*

Ohai der turret :] Turret: *Deploying!* Me: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!! *Knocks over with cube*

turret: I don't blame you... Me: D: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

[trippinxtremezebra]

THEM TURRETS FREAK ME OUT!

[rock28574]

These bastards are so cute

[sucker4setters]

you for got the one where it says "are you still there?"

[suyangsong]

they're the CUUUUUUTTEEEEESST THINGS EVVVARRR

I can't kill them T.T

[LinksCast]

I'm different! :(

[DGPakuta]

Lol now when i turn on my phone it says Hi and when it turns off it says Goodbye and when its idle it says are you still there thanks for the sounds

[spanish111japan]

1:00

 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrAndreasHD]

hi

[Drake9990]

Target acquired.

[CAGGames]

I want one of these lol.

[inventorlewis]

you forgot "wee" as they fall into the insinirator !

[JozefRaczka]

'preparing to dispense product' That's what he said.

[kingsbrothers11]

9 people dont fire the WHOLE bullet

[YourTelevisionScreen]

I SEE YOU

[comenter6542]

press 7! UH OH!

[zekeski]

I made "Target acquired" as my ringtone.. hahahha

[XxsoletakerxX]

MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH LOL

[ptsgmoore]

I figured out where you got them (sorry, I didn't read the beginning), but where's the shooting sound!?! Oh well, I'll get that somewhere else.

[ptsgmoore]

Wow I've never even heard like 1/3 of these! U must hav played for hours! Turrets are hilarious! My favorite was at 0:53. I cracked up the first time I heard it.

Where did u get these!?!?!

[EttoKokonoe]

I came for almost 2 minutes in a row.

[bakacdaz]

It's so Cute!!!

[AveryChu]

Is it legal to download?

[papero40]

scary

[TheRmbomo]

Sorry if mistaken, you forgot "I'm fiiiiiine" When they are launched in the trash (replacing template with faulty turret)

[PortalFanPage]

@TheRmbomo This is only PORTAL sounds, not portal 2

[Oskarmandude1]

@TheRmbomo

You're fucking retarded this video was made in 2009.

[Royaltyjam]

@Oskarmandude1 uhm i think the guy who launched video said that Troll

[Oskarmandude1]

@Royaltyjam

Lolwhut

[CataclysmicBane]

I love the broken turret you see in the beginning Portal 2 that says, "Im different...."

[airsoftdude113]

lol! for that turret laugh! :DD

[beltzxander]

YOU IDIOT!!! YOU DIDNT DOWNLOAD ARE YOU STILL THERE!!

[MichaelChin1994]

The cutest minute and forty three seconds of my life :3

[invaderzimfan97]

here is what i hear all the time

when turret sees turret-hey, ITS ME!!!!!!!!

when i pick up turret- who are you?!\

when i get hit by a turret- there you are

[MagnusHarvest]

I think turrets are cute

[Jess1k1990]

The most kawaii turrets, ever.

[Reginaaald]

I love this

[BeccyBoo100]

Target lost! Are you still there?

[Darkdesa]

When I heard their voice I was like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

I'm different.

[TheDutchDude1000]

Thanks :-)

[zekromsucks]

i heard the one where he goes "hey! its me! dont shoot!"

[xXAmandaLeaXx13]

@zekromsucks So did I, my dad has this thing of puttiing them all together behind glass then standing on the other side so they shoot eachother. It made me go "AWW!! GO PUT HIM SOMEWHERE SAFER!!!"

[Neamow]

thanks, now I have great windows sound theme

[frumpy4]

deploying product...

[OHMYFUCKINGJOSH]

*Picks up turret preparing to throw*

"Please put me down...D:"

*accidentally drops, and kills*I don't hate you...

Then comes the suicidal thoughts,,,

[pivotmaniac10]

Space, Adventure and Factual core!

[Keybug55]

I see you...

[sasuketoo]

you should get all of the sound effects from portal 2. specifically the space core. and the cores from portal 1 as well

[PortalFanPage]

@sasuketoo I will when the content is released, the gcf doesn't contain the files atm.

[ZabrioShugotenshi]

@PortalFanPage all the files are kept in a VPK, go to the common folder then portal 2 and open pak01_dir.vpk

[PortalFanPage]

@ZabrioShugotenshi I can't find the broken turret voices, help?

[ZabrioShugotenshi]

@PortalFanPage sorry, just logged in youtube after forgetting my password, open the vpk, go to the sound folder, open vo, then defective turrets folder, cave johnson ect.

Also if you look in the folder (imma leave that for you to find ;3) you can find voice files from in game of rattmann from when you enter his dens

[noe1993jmsn]

"pleAse pUt mE dOwN!" Damn you turrets, why all of you have to be so cute?? I feel bad when I kill 1 of them

[MrElementron]

HEeELO?

[klepanic63]

are you still there?

there you are!

[shepitirot]

0:50 whyyyyy <3.<3

[Chandiertje]

I cried when I dropped my turret...it was so sad..I was like:-drops turret-No hard feelings......WHUT HAVE I DONE DX

[ThePokefreak123456]

@eschuchiendo That is the whole point! You disable one, and don't do it to any others.... U_U....O_O

[DynamiteLs14]

you should do sounds all the crap turrets make they are hilarious

[brunobb1]

Are you still there? *-*

[gunner210611]

you forgot portal 2 :D no im sereouse

[NAVENESNEGOM]

Whenever i can i pick up the turrets and put them in the corner so i don't have to kill them, there so cute!

[myxzyp]

open file location

portal

resource

sound

npc

???

profit

[jlmaiz18]

If a turret kills you press 4

If you kill a turret press 5

[ThePokefreak123456]

Don't be fooled by their cuteness! They are evil killing machines, designed to make you feel sorry for them! They aren't that cute when they kill you, are they?

PS: Do not be fooled >_>...<_<...-_-

[MinyBeats]

Killing them is just as bad as killing the orange GLaDOS core D:

[impbadminton]

What software you use? and could you upload to mediafire other than megaupload I am not able to access in my area thx

[PortalFanPage]

@impbadminton what do you mean software?

@PortalFanPage I mean the vocal, voice c