10 hilarious blonde jokes

[coope46]

Everything is all green now thanks

[chelsea1716]

Some of theses jokes are funny, but others are plain mean. Don't joke about people dying.

[josh777772002]

@chelsea1716 Lol ...

[vaintodd]

i wanna know the name of the song PLEASE!!

[raeboo101]

@vaintodd a static lullaby - the art of sharing lovers :)

[totalchristian5547]

This isnt a blonde joke but i still like it. There is a bus of 100 barf-up-your-guts ugly people. the bus flies off a cliff and they all die. god says to all of them. i will grant you one wish. they all wished to be pretty. the last one laughing said "make them all ugly again!"

[carpar10]

blonde inventions:

solar-powered flashlight

screen door on a submarine

[1946Drdeath]

@Someryguy10 stop posting junk like that bcause it's gay I read it and nothin happened you fag

[elijnah35]

whats the name of this song please !xxx

[reice2000]

there was a blonde stuck on an island she was 100 feet away from shore she swam 50 feet got tired and swam 50 feet back.

[imnumber0ne]

whats the easiest way to break a blondes nose, show your cock under a glass table

[Free2101]

So a blonde comes in a store and says she would like to buy the tv on the shelf. The clerk says, " Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The next day she is dressed as a red-head and says, " I'd like to buy that tv." the clerk says, " Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The next day she is dressed as a brunette and says, " I'd like to buy that tv." the clerk says, " Sorry we don't sell to blondes." She says, " Ok I've been dressed as a red-head and a brunette, why can't I buy that tv?" then the clerk

[DaftPunkMedia]

Continiued...The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

”They send me a BLIND policeman."

[DaftPunkMedia]

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

[AshkansROBLOXdiarys]

penis

[webkinzlover93ify1]

@AshkansROBLOXdiarys ?????????????????????????

[898MrFucktard]

awsome



[ichigokurosakiish]

what does a blonde and a tornado have in common....first theres a lot of blowing and sucking then u loose ur house hahaha!!!

[XJManX7]

Heres a joke 4 u

ok a guy walks into a bar, he sais ouch

[54321marioluigi]

there are 3 girls a blonde a redhead and a brenete (cant spell) they are running from the cops they find 3 sacks in a barn to hid in they jump in the cop kicks the first bay wolf yells the redhead they kic the seacond sack "meow" says the brenete when they kick the next bag (here is the punchline) potatoas ! yells the blonde :)

[BLIZ3RDZ]

so theres a blond and a red head they both jump out of a plain at the same time wich one lands first?

the red head cuz the blond stoped and asked 4 directions

[boxingglove32]

Brett Favre is the BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!

[yorapfight]

nah



[yorapfight]

yo mama is so fat that  people buy water red water from her

[XXshauniiXXtwilightX]

3 girls rob a bank one is blone one is brunette and ones a redhead the police catch then and ges ready to shoot them the redhead goes first she says tornado and gets out next the brunette she says explosion and gets away then its the blondes turn she says fire so he shoots her

[patriots43v3r]

this redhead is on one side of a lake and a blonde is on the other. the redhead shouts across: "how do you get to the other side of the lake?' the blonde replies: "you are on the other side"

[flirtyguy34]

how does a blond turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

whats the first thing a blond does when she wakes up? she goes home.

what does a blond say while having sex? are you guys all on the same team?

[flirtyguy34]

how does a blond turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

whats the first thing a blond does when she wakes up? she goes home.

what does a blond say while having sex? are you guys all on the same team?

[phyco2626]

whats the same about a smart blonde and a ufo you hear about them but you never see them

[schweij]

The quality was so bad I couldn't read it :(

[BobDole128]

sadly blondes wont ever get these jokes!!!

[elicabolin]

there is a blonde a brunete and a redhead trapped on an island. they rub a lamp and a genie pops out and says "whatever you wish for when you jump off the mountain you will become" so the brunnette runs to the edge of the moountain and says "a bird"

the redhead says "a plane" and the blonde runs up to the edge, trips over a rock and says "oh CRAP"

[js00981213]

@elicabolin and she falls to the the floor as a piece of crap

[shutdown2121]

Brunette, redhead, and a blonde hiding from a murderer in a barn inside cloth sacks the murderer comes by to check the cloth sacks kicking each one

the brunette says "meow"

the redhead says "woof"

and the blonde says "potatos"

[docterherb88]

why do blonds where a pony tail?

thats where the air valve is hidden!..lol

[ANNABEV]

all in good fun , i thought the joke were good , gave me a belly laugh anyways

[BaSeBgIrL84]

i find that offense!!!!! gosh i'm like the blondest u can get!!!!!!! i honestly didnt get half those jokes!!!!!!

[Tap0uTguy]

@BaSeBgIrL84 ya know why cuz yer stupid

[runekoikoi9]

funniest ones ive ever heard especially the grenade ones

[bikerwow81]

hahaha

[g3t4r00m]

theres a brunette a redhead and a blonde on an island all alone and theyve been stuck there for a day.Suddenly a genie appears and says "i will grant u 1 wish each"

the brunette says"i wish i was at home"

the redhead says "i wish i was at home too"

the blonde says" im lonely...i wish they were back"

[g3t4r00m]

theres a brunette a blonde and a redhead and they find a magic mirror tht says "if u tell the truth to me, u will be rewarded but if u lie u will disappear.

so the brunette goes to it and says "i think im the prettiest in my school" and she gets a ferrari.

the redhead says "i think i have the best body in my school" and gets $5m

the blonde goes to it and says "i think" and she disappeared

[TheJonasClub]

this cracks me upppp

[makeorbreakgirlz]

I'm going to form a union. We're striking against videos that have "Thanks for watching!!!" at the end. They annoy me.

[LifeOfWWe]

There's a mirror in the ladies room in a bar in New York that grants wishes if you tell the truth or makes you dissapear if you lie. So this sexy red head walks in and says " i think im the most beutiful woman in the world" boom she dissapears. A beutiful brunnet walk in and ses "i think im the sexiest woman in the world" boom she disappears. a hot blonde walks in and says " i think..." boom she disapears

[Moongirl9]

once a blonde said to a man..."I'm not as dum as you think i am!" the man says..."you don't know how dum i was thinking!"

[swordownedaka]

what does a blonde do when she wakes up?

goes home!!

why would a blonde be a bad cow?

she couldnt keep her calfs together!!

[Wolfnx]

So the blonde walks down her drive way to her mail box and back over and over, so then the nieghbor asks "What are you doing" then the blonde says "My computer keeps telling me i've got mail."

How do you get a blonde to fall out of a tree...

wave

[Brandonfoxrider225]

haha these r good, now i can tell these to my blonde g.f

[zancanuda]

lol dumb blondes!

[EEPitsABBY]

im a blonde =) i still find these quite hilarious

[ollywally74]

Crappy tune

[luckyhollyX3TT]

i love blonde jokes now i have stuff to insult my dirty blonde middle school friend X3

[claws1788]

wat is this song called?

[Jimpetey2]

A blonde a brunnette and a redhead rob a bank and theyre cornered on the rooftop by the firing squad about to be executed the redhead's up 1st and they ask, Any last word? and she yells "TORNADO!!" they turn away and she escapes. Brunnettes up next they as her "any last words" she yells LIGHTNING!! and they turn and she escapes too

the blond is last. they ask her if she has any last words. and shes yells out "FIRE!!!!!"

[AlexisGosselinLover8]

haha! i know that one too but in a different version! :) XD

[MrKaindog]

i have been shot and im dead!

[MACandLEE]

LOL! Haha i am a brunette too! lol this was sooo wrong but sooo funny!

[Valeria4466]

ouch! hey im buenette! this vid waz hilarious! jajajajajaa rontfflmfao!!!!!!!!

[Buymetime34]

I have a pretty mean dumb burnette joke:

Q: Why are there never any jokes about burnettes?

A: Because they're to dumb to joke about.

[szdxcfvgbhnj]

you spelt somethin' wrong, it's too not to.

[xxxfunnyguyxx08]

burnettes are actually smart, unlike blondies

[iTz4Tristan]

@xxxfunnyguyxx08

Too bad your hair color doesn't make a difference on your IQ.

I'm not being difficult, I'm just saying. :)

[xxxfunnyguyxx08]

sadly yes =(

[Tobz5991xxx]

are u blonde u prik!! m8 they arent exactly funny!!

how do u get a fat bird into bed??

piece of cake

what do u call a lesbian dinosour??

Alickalottapuss

[bobandzullos54]

nice vid, bit 2 fast though

[therider931]

hahahahahahaha

[clairepetty]

hahaha clasic!

[metrojonas116]

What did the blonde say when she looked in a box of cheerios?

Look! Donut seeds!

hilarious

[ballnbabe17]

yo its to fast

[canavra]

there is a new invention called the ``pause button`` which allows u to stop the video when you want and so u can read it....--.--

[loserATwarWITHpreps]

tht was fucking hilarious good job dude XD

[Sonic908robloxguy]

Random Dude

[Angel83579]

ROFL!!!!

[evilkitty94]

lol

[W4FFL3zz]

poop poop shit

[sassypuffcloudrox]

i dont get the third one or fifth one!

can someone explain it?

[Angel83579]

#3. do you know how in war people have grenades? well when u pull the pin it explodes, but the blonde is to dumb to realize that your supposed to pull the pin, so to kill them, you pull the pin and throw it back.

#5. cherrios look like mini donuts so she thought they were donut seeds

get it? hope that helped! =)

[uhuhuhwhatever]

are yu blonde?

[amberretardXD]

i dont get the ymca one

[gavb90]

na me iether its probly somthing simple lol we r both probebly having blond moments lol

[amberretardXD]

ye lol maybe her name's macy or something

[sassypuffcloudrox]

its like look they spelled macys wrong

ymca

macys

get it there is a y an m a c and an a in macys

[amberretardXD]

okhay thank you for that

[W4FFL3zz]

lol and blonds love to shop for crap

[Oreofirework]

duh

[deerhunter553]

funny. im a blonde to and i also have blonde moments

[gavb90]

evan poeple without blond hair still hav bloned moments my mums fraind wen to bye carpet and the salsman said how bit in your room and she said 1m square that is a true story and she isant evan blond lol

[nicoyababe08]

see TORAZ PRODUCTION!! look for NICOYABABE08!!!

[Buckandtrout43]

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blonde? one day we'll find bigfoot

[ugotjaked]

im blonde but these rule

[rjdawg19]

haha im blonde but who gives a crap these are funnny.

[ponyxo1]

Blonde Joke~

A Brunette, red head, and blonde are stranded on an island. The brunette says "Okay, back home we have to swim, its only 100 miles. lets swim there." The red head swims 10 miles, then is too tired, and swims back to the island. The brunette swims 40 miles, is too tired, and swims back. The blonde swims 99 miles and says "wow! Im tired!" and swims all the way back to the island. ^__^ teehee

[ZacMac551]

Blonde jokes are definitely discrimination of humans due to their appearance. I call it racism, because racism also is discrimination of humans due to their appearance.

BLONDE JOKES ARE RACIST!

[BurninUpforJoe19]

1 c0ver y0ur m0uth with y0ur hand

2 make a wish int0 it

3 cl0se y0ur hand {make it int0 a fist}

4 h0ld y0ur fist t0 y0ur heart f0r 5 sec.

5 send dis t0 3 m0re vide0s

6 t0m0rr0w will be y0ur best day ever

[LuvPeaCEnWar]

lmao, wow the comments are hilarious. =]

[connorhatespaul]

Blonde Joke:

Q:what does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more atrractive

A: her ankles

lol

[Buckandtrout43]

sweet

[Nicela567]

xD but NO OFFENSE TO BLONDES! WE KNOW UR NOT ACTULLY STUPID UR JUST AS SMART AS BRUNNETES AND RED HEADS!

[papahmariorulez]

YEA THEY REALLY ARENT! (although i doubt it XD)

[hotfoxymomma]

Lmfao 9 and 10 are funny xD

[GUmMeEz21]

Blonde joke:

A blonde cant figure out the puzzle pieces to the puzzle.

So she calls her boyfriend and says: "Hey, can you come over and help me figure out this puzzle"

Boy: "okay what is the puzzle suppose to turn out like?"

girl: "It says its a rooster"

Boy: "Okay ill come over and help you"

So he goes over and takes a look at the puzzle and says:

" Okay first i want you to take a deep breath and relax. Then We are going to put all of the Corn Flakes Back into the cereal box"

LmFao!!

[Favre4ever195]

hahaha

[Nikole1199]

@GUmMeEz21

lol so funny

[xXLilFlipsterXx]

the 4th 1 should have been

run she has a grenade in her hand

and why would it be in the mouth?

[Favre4ever195]

because you know how you pull the pin of a grenade with your mouth and then throw it? she got it backwards and pulled the grenade of with her mouth and then threw the pin.

[xXLilFlipsterXx]

ahh i see

thnx for lettin me kno

[hotterthenyoullevabe]

because they pull the pin thinggy out with their mouthss

[ScuzzAsh]

lol...donut seeds

[Angel83579]

these are so funny

[FalconVideos]

Why was the blone staring and the orange juice contaner? It said concentrate

[bubblezbaby1234]

lol

[billardboy50]

number 10 is hilarious!

[socerguy18]

lol that was freakin funny but it made my sister cry

[xXModernPoetXx]

what song was that?

[Favre4ever195]

The Art of Sharing Lovers by A Static Lullaby

[MaccaBabeJunior]

hilarious

[jubjub723]

those jokes are fucking stupid.........

[ampandmonster]

welcome. and of course:P im not sad anymore:P:P:P:P

[ampandmonster]

good job:) they made me smile and thats kinda hard to do right now((as u no)) :D luve♥u♥like♥a♥bro

♥ALY♥

[Favre4ever195]

thanx, glad i could make u happy :D

[servant2859]

haha these are awesome

[LilPLAZ]

HAHA so funny

[Favre4ever195]

thanx man

[55powell55]

i told my parents these joke and theyre are hard to make laugh but these jookes did it

[Favre4ever195]

cool!, thanx for watching and commenting!

[BRGxRandomHero]

woh da doh do screemo sucks dude

[Favre4ever195]

wait, are u talking about the music or the quality

[mattman7470]

nice vid 5/5

[Favre4ever195]

thanx man

[Favre4ever195]

thanx man

[commy9191]

lol nice