CARS THREE SCREENING INFO

[elmstterror]

WHERE IS THE MOVIE!?!?

[Aixelsydevahi]

why don't you just play some regular slayer and not that shit

[Syman404]

whatever happened to this? i can't find it anywhere on the web, it's been months since its "release"

[STLmcgee51]

You guys are my heroes. And by heroes I mean dads.

[FreshandTolly]

need vid now

[holt2k]

Goddamn you, your rat finks! RELEASE THE VIDEO ONCE! THE UNWASHED INTERNET MASSES DEMAND IT! CAPS LOCK YELLING!

[AirborneUnit]

lol, look at the tags

[a7241982]

Okay YOU DAMN CHEROKEE WIND TALKERS. This video is incredibly deep. Timothy represents a Jesus/Budda character. The Check Book represents your soul. All the cars he's offering represents all of your sins you can be offered. He keeps wanting your to get our your "checkbook" or soul to buy something consumer nonsense you don't need. Only problem is none of his or the "devils" salesmen are as good as "timothy" or jesus. Jesus is the son of the Devil duh.

[Darkgod171990]

Some type of full length feature would be so admirable.

[holt2k]

So can we be expecting Cars III sometime before the 1st of the year? Just wondering.

[holt2k]

Seriously Bobby, I hope this whole internet experience with the "Cars" series, (as well as the Fart Harmonies stuff over at FunnyOrDie), leads to bigger and better things for you. You have a talent for making truly funny stuff. Hopefully Hollywood will get out it's fucking checkbooks down the road.

[ChefJayonnaise]

FUCK YOU TOO SON!

[barkpeeler2000]

bobby... do you practice at sexy? or is it just natural for you...

[jetfuelgirl]

:: gasps :: I missed it!!!

[wildxhorses]

REGGGGGGGGGGGGIE

[goneinthefade]

that song rips, who is it?

[elizle]

Reggie and the Full Effect

[applesaucebanaynay]

she is so hot!!! wow!! 6

[chickensandbeandip]

Damn post it for the rest of the world already.

[lexicondevilfilms]

put it on funny or die already!!!!!pleeeeaaaasse!!!!!

[andylhouston]

bobby hacker is a fuckin ball poppin mutha fuckin gangsta!

TheVelvetJesus . c o m

[bandvibes]

YES! CARS fucking 3. Can't wait fellas. Looks amazing.

[hawk3144]

nice...good luck...travis rocks

[grogg1313]

Looks better than "Killdozer" or "Duel."

[hollywoodpsychic]

Heh, can't wait:)

[davemode]

bobby hacker: changing the way we look at cimima since 2008.

i'm heading over to wikipedia to officially change the spelling to "cimema."

[cpatterson365]

Really? You fucking misspelled 'cinema' dude. At 1:16. Details.

[BobbyHacker]

Suck my cimema. Are you a Jonas brother?

[davemode]

i'm a jonas brother

[JasonJonasPhotog]

I'm a Jonas father, it was with my seed that brought us such classics as "Lovebug" and "STD free is the way to be" .......

[BobbyHacker]

Fuckin' Lovebug bro...

[cpatterson365]

No, I'm a Portland brother. When you misspell, we all misspell. Why aren't you screening this here by the way? I have a venue and a projector if you want to make it happen. The Know, Alberta. Any time you want.

[andylhouston]

fuck spelling...what are you some sort of child fondlin catholic school alcoholic english teacher or what the fuck??

Dude? You never mispelled anything...hacker should karate chop your stank azz!

Justin joking around man...we're cool...you know.

Good luck at the Beverly Bobby man.

[misterscoops]

Patton Oswawalt? When you see that guy, play him some of my shit, cuz I stole my name from one of his stand-up routines. Tell him if he wants to sue me, Ill fart on his dick.

[redsky79]

Holy shit... I can't wait!!!

[U2Kent]

Trailer 7 of 10.

[mytoesareonfire]

My dick hasn't been this hard since 9/11.

[braxton427]

holy crap i can't wait any longer. will the funny or die release be soon after the LA premiere?

[clorinoco]

holy shit bobby i cant wait to see it. I love your hair in this trailer. You're so damn cool! seriously i can't wait till this video comes out.

[lexicondevilfilms]

when are you going to put it on funny or die ?

[BobbyHacker]

TBA

[JJd2sc]

you play timothy right?

[TravisOnPhonics]

Also, the funniest part of this video is the fact that the Ratatouille trailer is the number one related video.

[maxfior]

I'm getting my 56k modem and backup web-ramp ready for the cars III download, it's gonna be the fucking BOMB!!!

[omgheatherface]

Well, fuck. I really want to see that and I'm 10 minutes from that mall, but I fucking hate Patton Oswalt. I guess I'll have to wait for it to be on YouTube.

[BobbyHacker]

oh, you'll be waiting...

[TravisOnPhonics]

Hahaha this a great comment. This means your hatred for Mr. Oswalt overshadows not only your desire to see Cars III and the convenience of said outing, but it's also at such a level where you don't think you can be in the room with him, or hear him speak without losing it. That's commitment to a resentment. And those both end in ment.

Also, out of all the people to despise, why pick professional stand-up comedian and staunch left-winger Patton Oswalt?

[BobbyHacker]

What fucking mall?

[JasonJonasPhotog]

Can't wait! I'll be there.

Also does anyone know who the first song is by?

[scottheisel]

Both songs are by Reggie And The Full Effect; the first one is called "F" and is from the album "Last Stop: Crappy Town" and the second song is the band's cover of Slayer's "Raining Blood" (which can be found on their album "Greatest Hits 84-87). Hope that helps!

[JasonJonasPhotog]

Thanks a lot!!!

Would have never figured it out.

[copstack]

No, fuck you dad.

[marshalladams]

duuuuude.

[NewfounlandFreak]

I wanna know how long it is

[tblissert]

that's what she said.

[Neotails8762]

Just a couple questions: 1) If we register and subribe to your FunnyorDie channel _after_ Cars III comes out, would we still get it?

2) Exactly how big is the whole file going to be? My internet's been going a little slow over the past few days so I wouldn't ideally want it running for a full day..

[dusktwilight]

If I had the money and time I'd fucking fly out to Portland just to see this. Also to hook up with a chick I know out there. Mainly just to see this though.

[barkpeeler2000]

it's coming out in LA

[harvey101107]

i live in seattle. AWESOME

[donkeynorris]

awesome! can't wait to see it.

[Smashtv360]

Oh thank god....and thank you bobby

[tommacko]

Sweet cornrows Mr. Hacker.

[newpageone]

TIMOTHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[naonaokao]

this looks like it will serious rape my ass when i watch it. i better get my ass ready.

[Flyinghorrse]

awesome :D

[brd1223]

FIRST COMMENT! yeah so i like the 8 bit version of SLAYER!!!! good job. wish i lived in cal to screen this one

[spencersghost]

first