I dated Ellen Feis once in high school and had a night of crazy kinky sex with her. But she was totally stoned at the time and forgot that night. Go ahead and ask her about it, she won't remember a thing.
After I watched this... I was talking to people on msn and it made me type really slow D: ...I think my IQ went down like 20 points. But this is really funny xD WAIT A SECOND. I dont even think my IQ was 20 D:< [And I know 70 IQ is already .. like retarded. ..no offense. xD]
XDDDDDDD
denteck 8 months ago
"And then like half my paper gone. Then was like...... Devoured it...."
Bansh33Productions 1 year ago
Is this slow motion, or did they just speed the official video up? Becuase of the way she looks, I'm pretty damn sure this is her usual voice.
TheMcNuggets98 1 year ago 4
sounds like shes on some good acid
bananab0wls 1 year ago
She sounds like she just smoked a pound of weed
GothikOrk 1 year ago
Jeff Goldblum also sounds stoned if you slow that Apple ad down.
G1NZOU 1 year ago
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
MrOdduck 1 year ago
I dated Ellen Feis once in high school and had a night of crazy kinky sex with her. But she was totally stoned at the time and forgot that night. Go ahead and ask her about it, she won't remember a thing.
DVDluvr123 2 years ago
"I was writing paper..." XD also 1:25 to end
BlanFan2O 2 years ago
It's just like she's really drunk :D
djdecca 2 years ago
OMG this is hilarious!!!
CSMEntertainment 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER LMFAO!!!!!! the "I was like.......haouughhg?"
slimshadyno1 2 years ago
I am using Mac Pro, 2 x 2.8 GHZ Quad-core Intel Xeon,
memory 4G 800MHZ DDR2 And YES it did crashed quite a number of times still.
Plasma08 2 years ago
it reminds me of...david at the dentist lol
rockindavid310 2 years ago
@rockindavid310 lol me too:D
Tasaq313 1 year ago
0:59 - 1:24
UsingAllTheUsernames 2 years ago
she looks like male alien, or malien as they like to be called.
UsingAllTheUsernames 2 years ago
see looks and sounds high lol
firebal159 2 years ago
why
Yony42 2 years ago
I'll bang her.
Xather15 2 years ago
It sounds like her paper just flew out of a cosmic rainbow stargate from how wasted she sounds. Brilliant.
Thehatedtruth 2 years ago
PC for the win!!!
damionmillerpenman 2 years ago
half my paper was like GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
lol
BlueBootSunshineToo 2 years ago
LoL xD - I hope she'd write it faster than she speaks !! Else I wanted to see how the hell it's written, if she writes like she pronounce it xD
NotedAngellover 2 years ago
XD
this is way to funny xD
she's or drunk, or stoned or my french teacher :D
eSKape1994 2 years ago
my english teacher looks like her
Knuckles194 2 years ago
haha funny
freakyfunk24 3 years ago
EPIC!
lordmatthewjones 3 years ago
and i... was like.... nehhhh?? HAHAHA Shes baked
andrewdude1 3 years ago
bwhaha i lold so hard at that
TomJansen 2 years ago
Did she say, "I had to write it again. I had 2 assholes."
funyun2 3 years ago 28
I had to write it again and i had to do it fast so it wasn't as good
cycrosism 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
joeratti 3 years ago
LMAO
Nyanih 3 years ago
and it was good
paulartist 3 years ago
my paperrrrr.. xDDD
drunk much?
HorseFreak416 3 years ago
Now she's more high.But more funny.
OhThatGuy9 3 years ago
she sounds like me when i just woke up :P
Nitile 3 years ago
Thanks, man... Thanks. I just woke up everyone in the neighborhood, lol XD
This is the best thing ever. You win.
JmanTheAwesome 3 years ago
After I watched this... I was talking to people on msn and it made me type really slow D: ...I think my IQ went down like 20 points. But this is really funny xD WAIT A SECOND. I dont even think my IQ was 20 D:< [And I know 70 IQ is already .. like retarded. ..no offense. xD]
Shishinama 3 years ago
Excellent! In this version, she resembles my experience with Apple computers even more accurately. ;-) She's cute.
lumajs 3 years ago
haha, it sounds like she drunk :D
mikkel12dam 3 years ago
Sound's like she is stoned too :)
cycrosism 3 years ago
yea ! ha
but she pretty tho'
mikkel12dam 3 years ago
Bah, YouTube didn't reply right.
That was a response to Nowzies.
Polarimetric 3 years ago
actually this vid was my idea. my other account is exploreapple
devjohnson 3 years ago
she sounds unbelievably stoned and he bleep part is filarious
TeddiursaSword 3 years ago
lmfao. this is amazing
Theknightinhell 3 years ago
what program you used to make it that slow? lol
Laguna135 3 years ago
Windows Movie Maker, i make it speed down X2 then i made it speed down another X2 so it went from being 30 seconds to 2 minutes
cycrosism 3 years ago
awesome!!!
daveednagy 3 years ago
LMAO! "IIIIIIIT deeeevoured mmmmmmy pppaaaaperrrrr." I'm Ellen Feissssss and I'mmmm an alcoholic.
NickTrousers 3 years ago 3
This is brilliant
HitAKADylan 3 years ago
I think this is actually the speed it was filmed at and they had to speed it up so it she wouldnt seem SO stoned.
Nowzies 3 years ago
roflmao!!!
cycrosism 3 years ago
I was just about to say that, and then I read your commetn.
This is obviously the original.
1:29-1:36 is so hilarious. She just stands there for 7 whole seconds and looks like she totally forgot why she was there.
Polarimetric 3 years ago
Hey ! Are compeeting with Laurie Anderson? Nicely done!
jeanleto 3 years ago
Can't... stop...laughing... XDD
Crysinth 3 years ago
omg hahaha
ambersumma 3 years ago
This is truly how I get a bad trip. Thumbs up. Great idea.
Kirochi 3 years ago
She sounded so unsure about her name and being a student...very funny.
sneakyrabbits 3 years ago 2
LMFAO!
KCandJK 3 years ago
/me agree KCandJK :D
docerr0r 3 years ago
She sounds gay^^ best Video ever
paddymoep 3 years ago
And it was like beep beep beep beep beep and then....like....half of my paper was goooooone.....
5/5
ccisbeast 3 years ago
LOL
s0o00o0o0o0o0o stoned
alienjesus2012 3 years ago
nice
Darkman1691 3 years ago
HHAHAHAHAHAH
dlong 3 years ago
spell her name right to get more views
ExploreApple 3 years ago
she sounds drunk
ExploreApple 3 years ago
THANK YOU soooo much
ExploreApple 3 years ago
i like the part where she is like "Then Like, Half my paper was gone"
cycrosism 3 years ago
i love "and i was like" and then she makes that face
alienjesus2012 3 years ago
first view, first comment, and first rating!!!! lol but anyway this is hilarious! she sounds so wasted
thrilljunkie08 3 years ago 2