The Fast Show - Swiss Toni (Pussyclub)

[theNomadz]

Wishes Higson would come out of hibernation.

[danman2125]

Okay I'm going to start picking up the phone now

[richard1piss]

Possibly my favourite Fast Show moment of all time. "You have Swiss Toni's cast iron guarantee on that.."

[llancynfelyn]

:-D I want to be Swiss Tony

[Stranglepuff]

Is that why your wife left you?

[Peroo85]

Is this a resemblance to the car dealer from Fargo ?

[missrobynlouise87]

omg that voice cracks me up

[SirRowleyBirkinQC]

Id love a toe bell a rome

[kirlinks]

Kiesiiiiih!

[tvporaaja]

KIESIIIIIIII!!

[vaxxxi]

ESKOOOOO!!

[Mounhas]

The Fast Show and it's assorted characters was one hard act to follow, and imho no-one has made a funnier programme.

[beowulf3075]

@Mounhas - Hey, you here again, did they show this programme in Brasil ??

[MrKneeDeep]

Built like an alp and rich like a toblerone.

Gold.

[davidoffon]

@MrKneeDeep Are you sure, I thought it was ridged like a toebellarome

[MrKneeDeep]

@davidoffon - Id imagine it was rich because he states built like an alp which would be "muscular" sarcastically, and then rich as women like a rich man, and he owns a car showroom.. Ill stick with rich.

[tommyhall12]

@MrKneeDeep it's clearly 'ridged like a Toblerone'

[MrKneeDeep]

@tommyhall12 You may be right but I thought it would be 'rich' since hes mentioned built like an alp, rich being the chocolate is rich, and he being rich car salesman. Either one, its still funny as!

[LBone360]

im a v.i.p at the pussy club

[RockAndRollWillie]

haha pussy club

[nc7503]

this was when tv was good!!!

[stripeyhole]

I love the way Rhys Thomas says "blimey ".

[marginallymental]

Speaking as a "boo'ifoo" lady, I, too, would love a man with an engorged addresss book....

[Gandalf606]

Posting on this site is rather like making love to a beautiful woman. First you need to start off with your fingers. Then you work up to making an entry. Finally, you hit the enter key, send your lot off, and then sit back, relax, and smoke your pipe.

Brilliant show. One of my favourites was where he got a new computer and ended up buying loads of unwanted crap from ebay. Charlie Higson is sorely missed on TV these days.

[aljoshabre]

Hahahaha.

Replying to this comment is also like making love to a beautiful woman. First you work around with your mouse to make it open. Then you search for errors. Make sure you put it right. And when you're done with that, squeeze your mouse and press it hard.

Oh, sorry i think i've just cum.

P.S

Since English is not my mother tongue, i hope i wrote this correct and understandable.

[Revecaga]

Aljosabre,znao sam da smo zemljaci,pre nego sto sam ti procitao nick :)

Kad kazes "tongue",misli se na jezik kao misic unutar usta.A rec "language" oznacava jezik kojim se govori.

[aljoshabre]

Erm ne ... u to sam siguran. Pogledaj i na wiki. Mother tongue ili First language ;) Nemoj me ispravljati 'bem ga kad pre toga nisi ni proverio ;) Ziveo !

[18andreab]

@Gandalf606 Yes posting on this site is rather like making love to a beautiful woman...first you check your keyboard is clean, then finger the keys, work up to your comments then enter the deepest caverns of the net...then you sit back and await your reposte.....ahh The Fast Show..I miss it!....

[MARVELBODY]

Classic...

[DirtiestPrettyThings]

this iz sooooo funny yes yes i no i said that

[BEDGE111]

its rich for fucks sake

[danbo1984]

actually, it's "ridged", "for fucks sake".

[dangerous1234a]

Really? I understand how Swiss Toni can be 'Rich' like the Toblerone. but how can he, or anyone for that matter be 'Ridged'?

[generalcrabtree]

Swiss Toni is referring to "little Toni" as ridged.

[dangerous1234a]

Built like an ALP and RICH like a Toblerone you nobber.

[THALIDO]

Its "Ridged like a Toblerone" ;)

Class show. I wish it was still on.

Great writing by Whitehouse and Higson.

[strawberryfields1982]

Built like an audi, hung like a toblerone!

[EvilMert]

Your probably a fat hairy arsed pervert so no thanks if you don't mind.

[termin9r]

FYI:

Swiss Tony first appeared in a sketch on Reeves and Mortimer - on which Sir Charlie Higson was Producer. Producing Reeves and Mortimer is very much like making love to a beauiful woman etc...

[jimmyshitbags]

i know someone who reminds me so much of swiss tony and hes an absolute dick

[FSA1990]

Well Paul, leaving a comment is a lot like making love to beautiful woman. First of all, decide on your approach. Then start working your fingers nimbly before finally pushing the "enter" button...

[LAUDENE]

Swiss Tony is great!

[crossinthebox]

Absolutely classic, they don't make them like this anymore

[fernandogonzales]

I saw this on the plane. very funny! where's the drunk bloke? and the cute secretary