I was having problems keeping my woman's mouth shut. Then I found out about mighty putty, kneaded to activate, and I listen to her bitching no more! Thank you Billy May mighty putty really works!
@PowerPuffBhoy my chair is broken with a huge crater and splintered wood in the center i dont even think this magic putty can fix it, even if it could i'll break again with all my fat lolool
one of the funniest moments i had was i was in 8th grade and my friend chase came into class acting all depressed and wasnt talking so i started a convo with him and he was like "dude mity puddy sucks". I was like "LOOOOOLLL"
ummm so here is the deal i was at this party and there was this chainsaw and....i decided to have sex...ummm basically can this stuff reattach your ummm equipment?
Does anyone else see this it can hold up to 350Lbs But then it can pull 80,000Lbs I question that But Really good and funny always a big fan of your dubs
@1VampireWolf I bet u wouldnt say that to my face u fuckin punk ass bitch, u seem real fuckin tough. Oh and what, your that big of a Rap Battle fan so that u take the time to make a fancy acronym for it, hell i was just trying to promote and give some else something to read for fun. But it is punks like u that ruins shit like this, oh i love how you say kind, what do u mean by that bitch, what is my kind. Someone that makes a reference to something, i had no idea that was such a catastrophe to u
Look at this thing, it's not on the wall. Put some putty. And guess what, now its on the wall! and you can put stuff on it...! bahahaha lmfao! xD funny shit
I used mighty putty to fix my glass "tobacco" pipe.
qwerty2000000 20 hours ago
I was having problems keeping my woman's mouth shut. Then I found out about mighty putty, kneaded to activate, and I listen to her bitching no more! Thank you Billy May mighty putty really works!
sceprent 2 days ago
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sceprent 2 days ago
billy mays if he had just smoke weed instead of doing coke
MrDelta9THC 2 days ago
i wonder if this shit actually works lol
Cyanidekoolaid616 3 days ago
FUCKING GREEN TO WHITE TECH yo
damone3000 5 days ago
"Arts and crafts i dont even fuckinq.. Okay mail! " xD Lmfaoo funniest part
Ladiiskullxd 6 days ago 2
"Why not a CHAIN a Fucking Chain that you can put your hand under a brick, and it'll WORK!"
spookeyghost666 6 days ago
"fucken... gutters.."
amitchell2009 1 week ago
this green and white technology
thatmarinedude575 1 week ago
Gotta love that green to white technology.
j4TurboUrbo 1 week ago
"Your fat ass broke a chair, why not, just fix it" LMAO
Sabreboy48 1 week ago
I shouldn't have looked at the top comment :(.
Kouhi1 1 week ago
your fatass broke a chair, just fix it lol XD
chaoticSniper98 1 week ago
I can put gum on i small leak and it will fix it for a while.
youptuberz 1 week ago
"fuckin green to white technology is gonna happen." brilliant.
jesuiseffie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
A fuckin chain! You can put your hand under the brick! and it'll work!
jooba33 2 weeks ago
Look at this thing. Not on the wall put some putty now guess what its on the wall
tillerthekiller666 2 weeks ago
ok... mail... lol XD
skyman3001 2 weeks ago
fucking optimis prime can't even tare this shit apart
schneckkids 2 weeks ago
fuckin green to white technology. my new motto! xD
AnimeInsanity421 2 weeks ago
Fuckin optimus prime cant even tear this shit appart hahaha
dyllanmilley 2 weeks ago
I lost it at 1:16. "Your fat ass broke a chair, why not, just fix it".
NinerRed63 2 weeks ago
Fuckin arts and crafts whatever..rrrrok mail lamp
mateo9548 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
i wunder who bote this shit
HolyaxeLisaG 3 weeks ago
THUBS THIS UP LOL!!!! OPTIUS PRIE!!!!!!!!
derksthename 3 weeks ago
lolol
SmookaDooka 3 weeks ago
@FluffyKitty714 Putty is the right of a sentient beings.....
USNA2008 3 weeks ago
this is genious
XXfaithlaineXX 3 weeks ago
Fucken.. Gutters!
vPietrov 3 weeks ago
the transformer part made me crack up so hard!!! :'D
helloyourself123 3 weeks ago
Fat ass broke a chair? why not just fix it?
Charles45633 4 weeks ago
your fatass broken chair!
awesomecheetah 1 month ago
I remember watching this back when it first came out with my brother, good times with Billy Mays.
ChasebJones1 1 month ago
Fat ass broke a chair?
PowerPuffBhoy 1 month ago
@PowerPuffBhoy my chair is broken with a huge crater and splintered wood in the center i dont even think this magic putty can fix it, even if it could i'll break again with all my fat lolool
philiphuynh 1 month ago
@philiphuynh Lmfao
PowerPuffBhoy 1 month ago
Fucking green to white technology here
cutegrimmjow38 1 month ago
LOL....... I JUST FUCKING PEED MYSELF IN STARBUCKS AND SOME OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SHE'S LIKE"OH MY ! DEAR,ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!!"
cutegrimmjow38 1 month ago
A chain! Why not. a FUCKIN CHAIN!
PapiRugby 1 month ago
Your fat ass broke a chair? no problem LMAO!
gmccord1970 1 month ago
one of the funniest moments i had was i was in 8th grade and my friend chase came into class acting all depressed and wasnt talking so i started a convo with him and he was like "dude mity puddy sucks". I was like "LOOOOOLLL"
xXShadowRejectsXx 1 month ago
Green to white technology lol fuck man, gets me every time.
Fade2Black9O7 1 month ago
*Goldbloom
gamedog99 1 month ago
Am i the only one who thinks this guy sounds like Jeff gold bloom???
gamedog99 1 month ago
okay.. mail..
TheRainbowGleek 1 month ago
LOOOOOL "Your fat ass broke a chair? why not..."
raymondxiwei 1 month ago
"Dont use this shit, you know it doesn't work" lol!!!!!!!!
tech1782 1 month ago
Ok mail... Ok?
TheHolyCrop 1 month ago
I lost it at your fat ass broke your chair
haloiscoolerthencod 1 month ago
"Your fucking fat ass broke a chair? Why not just fix it. Fucking arts and crafts..I don't even.." lol
ACMusic01 1 month ago 17
Can Megatron tear it o.O ?!?!?!?
TheTMRI 1 month ago
If this was the real mighty putty commercial I would buy ALL the mighty putty
FF7rocker 1 month ago
thumbs up if see a lil snowflake
xXcrazychick1 1 month ago
This can fucking pull optimus prime lol
goldatra3 1 month ago
RIP WE LOST A LEGEND LIKE IF YOU AGREE!
DjBrOwNi3 1 month ago
I'm crying!
Mattprimetime86 1 month ago
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RetartedKidz1 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Billy hates arts & crafts!
OmegaBlackRage 1 month ago
lol this is so funny
tundra451 1 month ago
Guess what? Fucking obtimus prime cant even tear this shit of! Thumbs up if you were dying laughing
Isabella246788 1 month ago
Oh your fat ass broke a chair? Now it's fixed.
maryjanee27 1 month ago
ummm so here is the deal i was at this party and there was this chainsaw and....i decided to have sex...ummm basically can this stuff reattach your ummm equipment?
yettii0077 1 month ago
"YOUR FATASS BROKE A CHAIR? WHY NOT, JUST FIX IT"
woohooitsemily 1 month ago
this video owns the world
GTHaroFITBMX 1 month ago
YOUR FAT ASS BROKE A CHAIR WHY NOT JUST FIX IT
GTASAGamer22 1 month ago
lol cc is might party
videomaster415 1 month ago
I lost it at Optimus Prime XD
Thubs up if you did too
FluffyKitty714 1 month ago 167
@FluffyKitty714 I was going to upvote your comment until you asked for thumbs. Don't do that.
TheMaskedInsomniac 1 month ago
@TheMaskedInsomniac He asked for thubs, and there isent a thubs button ;3
PotatoDOS 1 month ago
@PotatoDOS Look again.
TheMaskedInsomniac 1 month ago
@TheMaskedInsomniac Looked again...Same result ;3
PotatoDOS 1 month ago
@PotatoDOS Ah. I see now. Good one.
TheMaskedInsomniac 1 month ago
y not a chain! a fucking chain!
Micksboi 1 month ago
I lost it at Optimus Prime. LMAO!
Manny1222 1 month ago
I can totally imagine him doing gameplays.
pianofreak14 2 months ago
AND GUESS WHAT? FUCKING OPTIMUS PRIME CAN'T EVEN TEAR THIS SHIT OFF!!
lizlautnerx3 2 months ago
fucking optimus prime can't even tear this shit off
danovan235 2 months ago in playlist Billy Mays and Vince Dubs/Parodies/YTP
Fuckin' green to white technology.
SteeleInd 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Jabo0odyDubs
hey i shit this stuff gimme a ring if you want sum dat shit for cheap
503-235-9033
ilikechocolatemilk99 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Fucken Optimis prime cant tear this shit appart!
sixaxis171 2 months ago 72
You can put your hand under the brick and it'll work.
anyonebutkendall 2 months ago
fuckin optimus prime
beatallhalos 2 months ago
put on ass cant crap -_-
SuperMonkeypickle 2 months ago
Fucking green to white technology... <-- That shit is amazing
dranksippa111 2 months ago
Funny shyt
javiergp17 2 months ago
A chain, A FUCKING CHAIN!!
TheFlippacoin 2 months ago
That shit is so funny
briggsley 2 months ago
I wanna eat that mighty putty. no idea why
WHISKEYWARRIOR9 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
thumbs up because i'm desperate for a top comment
nevans104 2 months ago
and guess what?! fuckin optimus prime cant even tear this shit off
chermansen00 2 months ago
this wasn't as funny as his other vids
Greg321m 2 months ago
rip billy mays :(
elitearceusmaster55 2 months ago
lolz i watched this like 55 times and i still laugh even harder each time
tundra451 2 months ago
Fuckin optimus prime cant even tear this shit lol "your fatass broke the chair dont worry fix it
Youngblood95ify 2 months ago
"its a permanent seal your just gonna...
fucken green to white technology is gonna happen" XD
mountaingoat47 2 months ago
Does anyone else see this it can hold up to 350Lbs But then it can pull 80,000Lbs I question that But Really good and funny always a big fan of your dubs
ewanag11 2 months ago
optimus prime can't even tear this shit off, fucking laughed my ass off.
Mandog2012 2 months ago
I love jaboody dubs!
4randomgirlz 2 months ago
you said "O.K..." too much
RaymenSkies 2 months ago
@RaymenSkies he said it twice
FreddyxRocks 2 months ago
hahaha "your fatass broke the chair? fix it"
lightitup6635 2 months ago
Fucken Optimis Prime cant even tear this shit appart!
sixaxis171 2 months ago
"Your fat ass broke the chair..." LMAO! let's just stop at that and ... Damn I'm cracking up all night
starfireninja 2 months ago
omg so funny im still laughing :D
506LYNN 2 months ago
Lmao! That is totally a fake hand that is put under the brick! Just look at it..
ILive2party512 2 months ago
the optimus prime bit killed me
jogabonitafutbol 2 months ago
Dude, as a tribute to billy mays we made a video about him. You should check out my channel. RIP Billy Mays
NeedALiftBro 2 months ago
nope, chuck testa.
SuperNueman 2 months ago
"fuckin arts and crafts whatever i dont even... ok mail"
thesanromike 2 months ago
Optimus Prime is lucky Megatron hates Youtube!
MuppetMan246 2 months ago
This is the best I'm going to wach all of there videos
hwinter32 2 months ago
Cut it like dope
GraveClown 2 months ago
optimus prime cant even break it
Sammppaul 3 months ago
eh...
rachelacUS 3 months ago
Optimus Prime cant tear it..... but Chuck Noris Can......
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jmaganis 3 months ago
"Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit up."
PMSKibasaurus 3 months ago 2
Thumbs up if these should be real commercials
NJtornado 3 months ago 103
HI! Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald, fat foppish, founding father
I'll take my awesome Auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales
Your just the lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
Benny's got kit n' key, but your in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts, from my lightning rod cock!!!!!
Gandora00 3 months ago 54
@Gandora00
Anyone who hasn't seen the video would be so lost.
luigifan1111 3 months ago
@Gandora00 EPIC RAAP BATTLES OFF HISTORRYYYY
666lilj 3 months ago
@Gandora00 Stop! I protest these intolerable raps. It takes only one easy payment for me to whoop your ass.
scottg4520 2 months ago
@Gandora00 EPIC RAP BATTLE REFERENCE!! luv it
MakalahBaybee 2 months ago
@Gandora00
Stop!
I protest these intolerable raps
It just takes on easy payment for me to whoop your ass
cause' I'm mint I'm money
I'm an educated gentleman
So join or die bill because its all about the Benjamins
GillyBoyCaliboso 2 months ago
@GillyBoyCaliboso BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...
......
You following camera guy cause it's about to get furious
You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious
Your boy George chopped down trees,you couldn't break a piece of balsa
Slap chop your face,make a double chin salsa
Your style's so broke,they call you poor Richard
It's bad enough I gotta see every time I tip a stripper
Vince against a founder father just's too bad
Cuz after this, America's gonna lose a dad!
roboronald10 2 months ago
@Gandora00 good repeat from epic rap battles of history.
Randall8808 2 months ago
@Gandora00 nice copy from epic rap battles of history retard
akalakiki1 2 months ago
@akalakiki1 thanks douche
Gandora00 1 month ago
@Gandora00 You're trying to look clever by ripping off of ERBoH?? What a dumbshit... Fuck you and the rest of your kind..
1VampireWolf 2 months ago
@1VampireWolf cool
Gandora00 2 months ago
@1VampireWolf I bet u wouldnt say that to my face u fuckin punk ass bitch, u seem real fuckin tough. Oh and what, your that big of a Rap Battle fan so that u take the time to make a fancy acronym for it, hell i was just trying to promote and give some else something to read for fun. But it is punks like u that ruins shit like this, oh i love how you say kind, what do u mean by that bitch, what is my kind. Someone that makes a reference to something, i had no idea that was such a catastrophe to u
Gandora00 1 month ago
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fatassboy666 2 months ago
@Gandora00 Epic rap battles.
TubblesNBubbles 2 months ago
@Gandora00 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! XD
DragonBallZEPIC 1 month ago
fucking chain
DarkSlayerDude 3 months ago
Optimus prime lol
destroth0R 3 months ago
@destroth0R whouppwomp
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kleopters 3 months ago
and guess what??.. fuckin' optimus prime can't even tear this shit off. lol best line ever
PHUKIEW 3 months ago 2
1,178 fat-asses broke their chairs
fablegame01 3 months ago 2
dude i would buy this if this was the actual commercial, just with billy mays and his loud voice
myusernameisstolen 3 months ago
WHY NOT, A CHAIN, A FUCKING CHAIN, YOU CAN PUT YOUR HAND UNDER IT, AND IT WILL WORK!!
erpiv 3 months ago
Permanent bond? So it's Symbiote: The Product?
themagnumx11 3 months ago
"just gunna...fuckin green to white technology."
Acrodents 3 months ago
Your fat ass broke a chair? Why not, just fix it. xD
TheJbellizzi 3 months ago
Toaster's broken, now it's fixed. OK you get the idea...
386dx1 3 months ago
what retard screws into a whole diagnollyy...no shet its gonna crack like that.....
Iceyuftw 3 months ago
press 4 then 2 quickly. sounds like dildo!
BobcatHunt3r 3 months ago
Put 350 pounds of shit on it ,why not
bricksquad434 3 months ago
The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit!
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vermeret 3 months ago
"Fucking Optimus Prime pulls this shit!" ROFLMAO
NuclearRadio 3 months ago
Look at this thing, it's not on the wall. Put some putty. And guess what, now its on the wall! and you can put stuff on it...! bahahaha lmfao! xD funny shit
sarahsalazar17 3 months ago
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sarahsalazar17 3 months ago
FUCKING GREEN TO WHITE TECHNOLOGY
flyingblind19 3 months ago
Why not a chain...a FUCKING CHAIN! You put your hand under the brick and it will work!
Fuck yeah.
thenaturegirl22098 3 months ago
Dude u are fukin funny. U should try one for forever lazy infomercial
MrSteelers2323 3 months ago
where's the phone number?
l3iiSON 3 months ago
"Your fat ass broke a chair, fix it why not" hahahahah
Ted93J 3 months ago
Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit off ....
best part
tapout2br 3 months ago
RIP Billy Mays....I miss you more than any celebratory that has died :(
DetJohnKimbel 3 months ago
just fuckin kned it, lmao
66jesko 3 months ago
optimus prime made this fucking shit ofcourse he cant tear it up
MrKnattematte 3 months ago
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your fat ass broke a chair
fatassboy666 3 months ago
Fucking green and white technology
criggs187 3 months ago
why not a fucking chain hahaha
JacobManzo 3 months ago
Fucking... Green to white technology, is gonna happen.
J1Z034 3 months ago 2
hahah 0:56 optumos prime cant even tear this shit off!
online12plus 3 months ago
i got green playdough that I'm proud of :S
GirlAteCookies 3 months ago
'Your fatass broke a chair' cracks me up EVERYFUCKINGTIME. xD
mOTherFUcken21 3 months ago
lmfao hey you should do one for the "forever lazy" hahaha
apimpnamedspaceage 3 months ago
If this was the real commercial, I would totally buy this crap :D
lorikath22 3 months ago
i want some putty.........
jvickrey901 3 months ago
the voice sounds like the teacher from south park
shammer69er 3 months ago
Fuckin Green to White technology.
srmax13 4 months ago
Ok mail.... So fucking funny
09multiawesomeness 4 months ago
ok ... mail ... ok ? ...
MarianOctavarium 4 months ago
Billy Mays is laughing his ass off in heaven
hayschmexy 4 months ago 108
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hayschmexy 4 months ago
@MrUmbrellaCorps you do realize this is a dub
LiamTuber 4 months ago
First of all, why would you waste mighty putty for a handle on a mug? Buy a new mug you lazy wanker.
MrUmbrellaCorps 4 months ago
a chain, a FUCKING CHAIN,
cadler13 4 months ago