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  • I used mighty putty to fix my glass "tobacco" pipe.

  • I was having problems keeping my woman's mouth shut. Then I found out about mighty putty, kneaded to activate, and I listen to her bitching no more! Thank you Billy May mighty putty really works!

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  • billy mays if he had just smoke weed instead of doing coke

  • i wonder if this shit actually works lol

  • FUCKING GREEN TO WHITE TECH yo

  • "Arts and crafts i dont even fuckinq.. Okay mail! " xD Lmfaoo funniest part

  • "Why not a CHAIN a Fucking Chain that you can put your hand under a brick, and it'll WORK!"

  • "fucken... gutters.."

  • this green and white technology

  • Gotta love that green to white technology.

  • "Your fat ass broke a chair, why not, just fix it" LMAO

  • I shouldn't have looked at the top comment :(.

  • your fatass broke a chair, just fix it lol XD

  • I can put gum on i small leak and it will fix it for a while.

  • "fuckin green to white technology is gonna happen." brilliant.

  • A fuckin chain! You can put your hand under the brick! and it'll work!

  • Look at this thing. Not on the wall put some putty now guess what its on the wall

  • ok... mail... lol XD

  • fucking optimis prime can't even tare this shit apart

  • fuckin green to white technology. my new motto! xD

  • Fuckin optimus prime cant even tear this shit appart hahaha

  • I lost it at 1:16. "Your fat ass broke a chair, why not, just fix it".

  • Fuckin arts and crafts whatever..rrrrok mail lamp

  • i wunder who bote this shit

  • THUBS THIS UP LOL!!!! OPTIUS PRIE!!!!!!!!

  • lolol

    

  • @FluffyKitty714 Putty is the right of a sentient beings.....

  • this is genious

  • Fucken.. Gutters!

  • the transformer part made me crack up so hard!!! :'D

  • Fat ass broke a chair? why not just fix it?

  • your fatass broken chair!

  • I remember watching this back when it first came out with my brother, good times with Billy Mays.

  • Fat ass broke a chair?

  • @PowerPuffBhoy my chair is broken with a huge crater and splintered wood in the center i dont even think this magic putty can fix it, even if it could i'll break again with all my fat lolool

  • @philiphuynh Lmfao

  • Fucking green to white technology here

  • LOL....... I JUST FUCKING PEED MYSELF IN STARBUCKS AND SOME OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SHE'S LIKE"OH MY ! DEAR,ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!!"

  • A chain! Why not. a FUCKIN CHAIN!

  • Your fat ass broke a chair? no problem LMAO!

  • one of the funniest moments i had was i was in 8th grade and my friend chase came into class acting all depressed and wasnt talking so i started a convo with him and he was like "dude mity puddy sucks". I was like "LOOOOOLLL"

  • Green to white technology lol fuck man, gets me every time. 

  • *Goldbloom

  • Am i the only one who thinks this guy sounds like Jeff gold bloom???

  • okay.. mail..

  • LOOOOOL "Your fat ass broke a chair? why not..."

  • "Dont use this shit, you know it doesn't work" lol!!!!!!!!

  • Ok mail... Ok?

  • I lost it at your fat ass broke your chair

  • "Your fucking fat ass broke a chair? Why not just fix it. Fucking arts and crafts..I don't even.." lol

  • Can Megatron tear it o.O ?!?!?!?

  • If this was the real mighty putty commercial I would buy ALL the mighty putty

  • thumbs up if see a lil snowflake

  • This can fucking pull optimus prime lol

  • RIP WE LOST A LEGEND LIKE IF YOU AGREE!

  • I'm crying!

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  • Billy hates arts & crafts!

  • lol this is so funny

  • Guess what? Fucking obtimus prime cant even tear this shit of! Thumbs up if you were dying laughing

  • Oh your fat ass broke a chair? Now it's fixed.

  • ummm so here is the deal i was at this party and there was this chainsaw and....i decided to have sex...ummm basically can this stuff reattach your ummm equipment?

  • "YOUR FATASS BROKE A CHAIR? WHY NOT, JUST FIX IT"

  • this video owns the world

  • YOUR FAT ASS BROKE A CHAIR WHY NOT JUST FIX IT

  • lol cc is might party

  • I lost it at Optimus Prime XD

    Thubs up if you did too

  • @FluffyKitty714 I was going to upvote your comment until you asked for thumbs. Don't do that.

  • @TheMaskedInsomniac He asked for thubs, and there isent a thubs button ;3

  • @PotatoDOS Look again.

  • @TheMaskedInsomniac Looked again...Same result ;3

  • @PotatoDOS Ah. I see now. Good one.

  • y not a chain! a fucking chain!

  • I lost it at Optimus Prime. LMAO!

  • I can totally imagine him doing gameplays.

  • AND GUESS WHAT? FUCKING OPTIMUS PRIME CAN'T EVEN TEAR THIS SHIT OFF!!

  • fucking optimus prime can't even tear this shit off

  • Fuckin' green to white technology.

  • hey i shit this stuff gimme a ring if you want sum dat shit for cheap

    503-235-9033

  • Fucken Optimis prime cant tear this shit appart!

  • You can put your hand under the brick and it'll work.

  • fuckin optimus prime

  • put on ass cant crap -_-

  • Fucking green to white technology... <-- That shit is amazing

  • Funny shyt

  • A chain, A FUCKING CHAIN!!

  • That shit is so funny

  • I wanna eat that mighty putty. no idea why

  • thumbs up because i'm desperate for a top comment

  • and guess what?! fuckin optimus prime cant even tear this shit off

  • this wasn't as funny as his other vids

  • rip billy mays :(

  • lolz i watched this like 55 times and i still laugh even harder each time

  • Fuckin optimus prime cant even tear this shit lol "your fatass broke the chair dont worry fix it

  • "its a permanent seal your just gonna...

    fucken green to white technology is gonna happen" XD

  • Does anyone else see this it can hold up to 350Lbs But then it can pull 80,000Lbs I question that But Really good and funny always a big fan of your dubs

  • optimus prime can't even tear this shit off, fucking laughed my ass off.

  • I love jaboody dubs!

  • you said "O.K..." too much

  • @RaymenSkies he said it twice

  • hahaha "your fatass broke the chair? fix it"

  • Fucken Optimis Prime cant even tear this shit appart!

  • "Your fat ass broke the chair..." LMAO! let's just stop at that and ... Damn I'm cracking up all night

  • omg so funny im still laughing :D

  • Lmao! That is totally a fake hand that is put under the brick! Just look at it..

  • the optimus prime bit killed me

  • Dude, as a tribute to billy mays we made a video about him. You should check out my channel. RIP Billy Mays

  • nope, chuck testa.

  • "fuckin arts and crafts whatever i dont even... ok mail"

  • Optimus Prime is lucky Megatron hates Youtube!

  • This is the best I'm going to wach all of there videos

  • Cut it like dope

  • optimus prime cant even break it

  • eh...

  • Optimus Prime cant tear it..... but Chuck Noris Can......

  • "Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit up."

  • Thumbs up if these should be real commercials

  • HI! Billy Mays here with a special TV offer

    Watch me crush this bald, fat foppish, founding father

    I'll take my awesome Auger, and sow your quaker oats

    I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats

    I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales

    Your just the lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail

    Benny's got kit n' key, but your in for a shock

    When I strike you with bolts, from my lightning rod cock!!!!!

  • @Gandora00

    Anyone who hasn't seen the video would be so lost.

  • @Gandora00 EPIC RAAP BATTLES OFF HISTORRYYYY

  • @Gandora00 Stop! I protest these intolerable raps. It takes only one easy payment for me to whoop your ass.

  • @Gandora00 EPIC RAP BATTLE REFERENCE!! luv it

  • @Gandora00

    Stop!

    I protest these intolerable raps

    It just takes on easy payment for me to whoop your ass

    cause' I'm mint I'm money

    I'm an educated gentleman

    So join or die bill because its all about the Benjamins

  • @GillyBoyCaliboso BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...

    ......

    You following camera guy cause it's about to get furious

    You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious

    Your boy George chopped down trees,you couldn't break a piece of balsa

    Slap chop your face,make a double chin salsa

    Your style's so broke,they call you poor Richard

    It's bad enough I gotta see every time I tip a stripper

    Vince against a founder father just's too bad

    Cuz after this, America's gonna lose a dad!

  • @Gandora00 good repeat from epic rap battles of history.

  • @Gandora00 nice copy from epic rap battles of history retard

  • @akalakiki1 thanks douche

  • @Gandora00 You're trying to look clever by ripping off of ERBoH?? What a dumbshit... Fuck you and the rest of your kind..

  • @1VampireWolf cool

  • @1VampireWolf I bet u wouldnt say that to my face u fuckin punk ass bitch, u seem real fuckin tough. Oh and what, your that big of a Rap Battle fan so that u take the time to make a fancy acronym for it, hell i was just trying to promote and give some else something to read for fun. But it is punks like u that ruins shit like this, oh i love how you say kind, what do u mean by that bitch, what is my kind. Someone that makes a reference to something, i had no idea that was such a catastrophe to u

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  • @Gandora00 Epic rap battles.

  • @Gandora00 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! XD

  • fucking chain

  • Optimus prime lol

  • @destroth0R whouppwomp

  • Do you want iPad 2 ? Entor: goo.gl\8ONjl

  • and guess what??.. fuckin' optimus prime can't even tear this shit off. lol best line ever

  • 1,178 fat-asses broke their chairs

  • dude i would buy this if this was the actual commercial, just with billy mays and his loud voice

  • WHY NOT, A CHAIN, A FUCKING CHAIN, YOU CAN PUT YOUR HAND UNDER IT, AND IT WILL WORK!!

  • Permanent bond? So it's Symbiote: The Product?

  • "just gunna...fuckin green to white technology."

  • Your fat ass broke a chair? Why not, just fix it. xD

  • Toaster's broken, now it's fixed. OK you get the idea...

  • what retard screws into a whole diagnollyy...no shet its gonna crack like that.....

  • press 4 then 2 quickly. sounds like dildo!

    

  • Put 350 pounds of shit on it ,why not

  • The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit!

  • "Fucking Optimus Prime pulls this shit!" ROFLMAO

  • Look at this thing, it's not on the wall. Put some putty. And guess what, now its on the wall! and you can put stuff on it...! bahahaha lmfao! xD funny shit

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  • FUCKING GREEN TO WHITE TECHNOLOGY

  • Why not a chain...a FUCKING CHAIN! You put your hand under the brick and it will work!

    Fuck yeah.

  • Dude u are fukin funny. U should try one for forever lazy infomercial

  • where's the phone number?

  • "Your fat ass broke a chair, fix it why not" hahahahah

  • Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit off ....

    best part

  • RIP Billy Mays....I miss you more than any celebratory that has died :(

  • just fuckin kned it, lmao

  • optimus prime made this fucking shit ofcourse he cant tear it up

  • Fucking green and white technology

  • why not a fucking chain hahaha

  • Fucking... Green to white technology, is gonna happen.

  • hahah 0:56 optumos prime cant even tear this shit off!

  • i got green playdough that I'm proud of :S

  • 'Your fatass broke a chair' cracks me up EVERYFUCKINGTIME. xD

  • lmfao hey you should do one for the "forever lazy" hahaha

  • If this was the real commercial, I would totally buy this crap :D

  • i want some putty.........

  • the voice sounds like the teacher from south park

  • Fuckin Green to White technology.

  • Ok mail.... So fucking funny

  • ok ... mail ... ok ? ...

  • Billy Mays is laughing his ass off in heaven

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  • @MrUmbrellaCorps you do realize this is a dub

  • First of all, why would you waste mighty putty for a handle on a mug? Buy a new mug you lazy wanker.

  • a chain, a FUCKING CHAIN,