The Black Cat In The Hat #3 " Friends " ★DSSC★ ( David Spates )

[SuperHAELA]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

[mickeymousescg]

black cats aint bad luck no more

[lilycutepie1]

this black cat is lol

[natedadrake]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

[RamJim9697]

MORE OF THESE!

[MrTakersdemon]

awesome

[Magostop]

Funnyest thing on youtube

[gameplayfreak1]

funnist one out of all

[SuperYeahgurl]

Lol

[halloweendevil2]

does this apply to the half black/half white communty becuse my dads black but im not

[AcaciaMorgan]

@halloweendevil2 Um....if your dad is black, I'm sorry to inform you....you are too. LOL

[halloweendevil2]

@AcaciaMorgan :) sweet glad to finally know what i am. you have no idea how werid i felt growing up and not knowing what I was i mean i felt black on the inside but on the outside i was white. And now i can finally be the black peson i was born to be....step aside michael jordan because im going to beat you at a game of horse lol $_$

[halloweendevil2]

@AcaciaMorgan well that does explain a few things...thanks :)

[MacLovinAnus]

Only problem wit the end of the video is that u haven't made any new ones.

[xXZachCrazyXx]

SOO FUNNY MAN AMAZING!

[reissyboy64]

shoo beee dooobeee dooooo

[mrben077]

Lol

[XxSircheezyxX]

Ok funny but just weird man... just weird

[bloatbag2005]

Get some rest and try again...

[bloatbag2005]

Wow... a very big buildup leading to a pretty weak punchline. The whole "White guys shouldn't say nigger joke"... you're tired man.

[tuffTittyComedy]

Nice Videos ,I do Stand Up comedy and allso Funny rap Videos Plz give a View

[FrankMac1120]

Lol this nigga got the hamburger helper glove. dave u a funny nigga

[libbywilli]

@wutlas oh. lol its sounds like a 1 syllable word xD

[41609740pm]

THESE ARE THE BEST VIDEOS YOU MAKE.

[DonCramon]

nice b-boy stance my NIGGA!! LOL!

[libbywilli]

if you say what about blacks? i didnt catch that

[thejakeludwig]

This was funny shit!!!!

[ClientMemo]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL

[tsotsc]

every day they talked about bitches and hoes, LOL

[NaiirZ]

LOL! That is priceless

[sdfuify]

0:43 ...he's feeling her up xD

[JCDaFresh]

lol ftw

[Mistoffelees11]

RAWN! thumbs up

[Jpimpin96]

f5 to view video without advertisements

[dictionar1]

LMAO

[MrYgSmurf]

i would hella show this to my 5yr old brother!!

[redneckcaseyjones]

Is that HiIM RAWN?

[RythemMaster08]

@redneckcaseyjones

yah thts hiimrawn

[TheB445]

lmao i luv diz vid

[gochargers211]

this was amazing real funny

[narutowhy1]

this reminds me of the time my friend Adam who was white said "how come there are no negros on Negro Mt. hahahahahahaha"

[sigvess11]

that was my favorite story when i was a child. i was so sad when the white guy got his ass kicked, but everything turned out all rigth :D

[Lightning769]

the white one(not being racist) reminds me of wat my friend did in school that got him jumbed lol

[NachoLegacy]

Black Cat In The Hat FTW!

[Cammygurl227]

FB shared it!

[Benderillo1996]

He got foh gingaz!

[Appaloosalicious1]

Ok tell me somethin why is it that if that word is so bad every black says it every mexican chino-gangster says it and no one gives a shit then a white dude says it and ass pounding is up, dude racism is for old dogs of the military,nw if they say it in a rude way like Shut up fallowed by the n word by all mean kick some ass

[mastbaum07]

hahahahahah! This is cool. I'm surprised you haven't been on TV yet.

[mastbaum07]

hahahahahah! This is cool. I'm surprised you haven't been on TV yet.

[rdevil666]

more more @.@ this series made me sub XD

[lunalazar]

OMG..........that is so crazy....lol

[creegermichael]

I'm gonna do that in a black bar and see if they get pissed off

[dudeofrock96]

look im hispanic and i got many balck friends and i call them ma n****s and they dont mind :)

[lolottee93]

@dudeofrock96 it's because hispanics can do whatever they want :)

[teebteeb1268]

@D3r3ct0rsCut I hear you but you have to admit it's a touchy subject. You made a good point though. With all of this diversity education we're really just pointing out all of our differences when we should be doing the opposite. We all get our rights because we are people, the individual Bill of Rights, not because of anything else.

[D3r3ct0rsCut]

@teebteeb1268 but its a stupid double standard. Why can affricans say it and we can't. Like I said, most black people I know didn't even go through segragation.

[gleem12]

Oh man, this stuff his hilarious! Why did I just find out about this awesomeness?!?!

[TheEmpireFutures]

wtf ? if you are afroamerican and i call you My Nigga like my brother is dat abuse ? Where is respect ?

[GreyHoddie]

This was Really funny, and i think you are so funny

:)

[DuhFuqinBade5t]

lmaooooo

[CodenameBFG]

@meusicalentall27  my apologies.

[Brawlmaster1997]

looooooooooooooooooooooool

[CodenameBFG]

@meusicalentall27 the hat and gloves kinda gave away the fact he was joking.

[CodenameBFG]

@meusicalentall27 you sir need to get a sense of humor so you can recognize a joke.

[robokilla586]

lol

[Visionarydave444]

Damn Dave, U on fire brother !!! Where do you get this stuff? Fudge, I gotta watch this next time I get baked ... Lol ...

[buddahbubbuh]

I'm going to show my unborn children this educational video.

When they're born and can understand english of course.

[eurocarsonly07]

funny shit Dave but the word doesn't belong to any race.

[dylanroo]

THATS HIIMRAWN!

[ItsPrincessa]

if its such a bad word y say it at all??

[jaksdarkeco]

LOL

[hbky2j42]

hhahaha lol he got fucked up

[JLeVRT]

Whoa... Im... scarred for life...

[kharmht]

I'm asian, and I was really tight with all the brothers when I was in high school . I was allowed to say the N word around my school , it became a nasty habit. And then I went to another school, let the N slip by mistake, and got my yellow ass whoop so bad . So now I just learn to "say cheese" ! :

[Zarranjer]

So fudgin true :D

[mlacey56]

WTF....this is hilarious....

[playstationR3]

seriously i don't care if a white guy uses nigga but the -er is them going directly to hell lol

[BigFanatix]

there are only a few white people that are allowed to say dat...

[jocorocko]

lmfao!

[shamous66611]

Holy crap...I had a white friend in HS who went black over night...and his pasty ass pulled that ship in front of a black friend of mine and his crew. I had to promise to whip my friends anus if I heard him do that again, just so he would not die that day

[miguel3231]

LOL!

[matchattaxkid1]

LOL

[therealaleesa]

xDDDDDDD so freaking funny! xD

[TheSaltwaterwoman]

ahha

[RZEEJOKERRS1000]

make more nuresery rhymes like this one

[TaigaToraDora]

LMAO. WOOOOOW

[karrimele]

l o l!

[DRAGONBALL74]

sooo true

[dangerjuices]

NICE!

[TehLeoJoe]

dude, that was funny. you should be on MADtv.

[NaeNaeDatChick]

does that still come on?

[raheemm123456]

lol wow funny shit

[xmeta1headx]

haha that was awesome

[TheCrd555]

wasn't d cat in the hat already black

[karrimele]

omg, silly one. lol

[gamesempireonline]

Lmao teaching the young generation street smarts the classy way

[1337lolwtf]

That was awesome dude. 5/5

[gameonhuh]

lol

[StrictlyFuzz]

Absolutely brilliant, good sir.

[shatizzle93]

lol my lil niece is gon' wanna c dis.

[swlover1]

im not sure which of your series is better, 'black cat in the hat', 'crackhead thief', or 'cockblocking'. what do you other commenters think is best?

[Gr8Teaist]

@swlover1, They're all good! I couldn't make up my mind as to which ones are best. This guy cracks me up!

:D

[raheemisbad]

This gets me fukin angry why aint this guy top 5 on youtube man he so talented yo david spates man i go love for you No homo !

[JayRaeMEdina]

lol

[luciofited]

love

[shadow234x5]

lmao

[theastrusmega]

RAWN haha....

Love the vids David :)

[whatwouldBCdo]

haha Rawn!

[Rynaliciouz]

AHAHAHA!! THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!!

[TheJuBacha]

Dude all ur skits are genius!

[linkinparkrocks130]

wtf

[SuperShoplifter]

lol classic

[OnlineJon]

poor rawn lol :D

[venes6789]

this is fuckin awesome you are awesome

[MrJ1232111]

did that really happen to your freind?

[peytonlovesyou03]

i love this!!

[pimpinhoes123456]

hey dave do you dress up as the cat and say stories like dat to your kid?

[letzbeforreal]

wow dave...lmao!!! 5/5 as always!

~Letzbeforreal

[isa98]

All white people have good medical insurance!!! Haha he'll make it!!!!

[rootedinfaith3]

Not me.

[TheBrananna]

shweet!!!!

[dazzitboy]

wow dude, you're a really great poet!

[Cutieaful]

that so funny lol lol lol

[GardDawgy]

Wow that was really good especially how it rhymed it really made my day!

[ItzTIFNIBitch]

hahahaha why didnt all the stories go like this as a kid? i would have enjoyed reading more!

[funbun5]

dude i think if you rapped these lyrics it would be tight. don't censor if you do. Love your work and god bless.

[10eazye]

this story is goat

[theburningtelevision]

funny stuff!!! :D

[0KILLuminati]

your amaaazingg :D

[robertantonnyc]

I wanna be YOU for Halloween.

[baza2oo9]

lmao

[283518]

LOL jks as usual, nothing less then id excpect from the great david spateS: P keep it up:)

[headwurld]

now that shyt was funny

[ReesePCTV]

hahahahaha

[Slashercon]

You should have your own tv show on Comedy Central. your too funny not too.

[myalteredself]

hamburger helper hands.

lol!

[FrecklyJon]

loving your videos more and more each one of them I watch :D

5 stars!

[garypipi]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[achabs]

glad to see you back david spates

[metalxxman]

lol hilarious david, 5 stars, keep it up

[MsIcarlyfan]

haha

[funnymonkeylord]

lmao

[maor885]

This shit funny.........XDDDDDDDD+5stars

[xLilLx21]

i love the black cat in the ht. that shits funny as hell

[Cafasso23]

love it

[DonMurray1]

I started to splutter,

I started to cough,

When I saw this vid,

and I laughed my ass off!

hahaha

[ayuubdinho]

funny just like all of your videos keep it coming

[oosanjay]

morbid

[laughandpeealittle]

To

oosanjay : I'm only going to get worse :-)

[oosanjay]

haha, looking forward to it

add some music though, the silence slightly kills the funny

[laughandpeealittle]

To oosanjay: I only listen to friends & subs :-)

[LoLzErKoPtEeRz]

david your the funniest mother fudger on youtube especially your chicity vid lol

[rootedinfaith3]

Oh my word... whenever I wanted to feel better from my bad week this past week, I'd go watch that Chicity video. I love you Dave, thanks so much... you're like medicine for the soul. xo M

[raheemisbad]

@rootedinfaith3 shiit i thought fried chicken was like medicine not just for my soul for all my problems...problems in the bedroom....Friend chicken.....cant play mw2 online..friend chicken...rape a black girl...fried chicken!

[renatadevin]

Rawn is hilarious!

[funnybutscary75]

WHAT? THAT So funny and weird. luv it

[supermann1080]

funny as hell, kept me smiling.

[ShanProductionsTV]

haha xD

[PhilyBdizzle]

haha nice!

[MAallDay]

LMFAO! Nice vid! hahaha.

[xXxXxusaxXxXx]

best video ive seen on youtube in a long time!

[BlueBurryPimp]

black people r so much funnier than white people

[youngsavior101]

nice rhymin man good shit

[MDstatus]

HILARIOUS! luv it!

[JaimeeInLove09]

LMAO Nice one dave! i liked that..

[siinzii]

lmao... that was sick

[JoeNATIONtv]

HAHAHAHA good work Daviddd!

[Big2161]

nice dude

[Treza143]

SO Funny!!! lol

[kingaustin24]

I love your black cat in the hat series, funny stuff.

[Mallus01]

what a sweet story xD

[Fentardil]

lmao!!

[lizuuurd]

hahahahhaa!!! omg hahahah!!! niiiice david

[myfajahas400children]

lawlz!

[BookieMEMAZAR]

lol that was a sick rhyme.

[JimmyChiffels]

GENIUS

[WhyTheEnd]

that was great

[easy1337]

haha awesome