Fun With Shorts: Control Your Emotions

[sillygrl23]

06:52 - Oh my god that dress is hideous! D:

[tomservo56954]

"Like a whole season of TWO AND A HALF MEN"

"You know, his date with two boys"

"Like Goiem or Mel Gibson"

"I can't emphasize 'straight' enough"

"Maybe this isn't a car at all"

"Self-control does not apply to smug little brothers...feel free to smack him around"

"Of course, all bets are off when Dad gets home"

"And remember, kids...immediately report ANY emotions to the nearest grown-up"

"And it's time to eliminate the stimulus in three...two...one...bye"

[tomservo56954]

"Well, what do you want from me? I'm a pharmacist" 'Thanks, Professor Prop Comic" "or to Robert Downey, Jr....or to Ruth Buzzi" "Or you could just blame God or the Democrats or something" "Trying new things is for perverts and Unitarians" "Uh, that's OnStar" I could be a model "Or a mistress"--or a cover girl "Or the subject of a depressing reality show" "This is the worst Hanukah EVER" "We use cricket bats in this house, mister!" And the world ends...stay tuned for Part 2

[sillygrl23]

 5:35 - lol, geeze use the car keys much?

[tomservo56954]

@sillygrl23 In cars of that time, the ignition key didn't activate the starter.

[DirtieLaundry]

This was a time when psychologists has an unhealthy obsession with Behaviorism.

[AlicexMarilyn]

I like how fear is the central emotion to the personality circle.

[icosmini]

...like Keanu Reeves!

[cruztacean]

"And the wrench, in turn, blames a peanut."  :D

[Oppledeldoc]

I was afraid it would end with that wrench being let off the hook, and I was right.

[teejay2788]

uh oh EMOTIONS!!!

[pdlbean]

"Love is a combination of the first two." XD

[fdragon010]

@pdlbean Because emotions can be combined just like chemicals in a lab!

[tomservo56954]

@pdlbean Especially in a motel room.

[Zeronightshade14]

Eliminate the stimulus "Kill his family?!?"

Modify the stimulus "paint his family"

[tomservo56954]

@Zeronightshade14 Modify the response "Grow a pair and stop whining like a little pansy"

[blingblang1234]

This is my favorite episode

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

Thank god you're here, the sappiness of that sister is enough to make me gag.

[Jcolinsol]

This is called projection, Jeff is projecting his anger onto the wrench. Now Jeff is using the garbage can as a venom container. Jeff is suffering from a deficit of Orgone.

[ShadesofScorpius]

This short reminds me of the MST jibe "Emotions are for ethnic people!"

This is such typical guilt/shame/mind control from the 50s. No wonder a generation of people are SCREWED.

The psychologist looks like a muppet!

"Mild rage"? OxyMORON.

And the world ends so it doesn't really matter anyway. ^.^

People dated in the 50s. A lot. Like... I've never heard people talk about dating MORE than in these shorts.

Hm. Sounds like instead of 'controlling' his emotions, he's advised to deaden them.

[kftc88]

Oh yeah, fire was totally a greater enemy than disease, parasites, or predators. Did these idiots think spontaneous combustion was common before mankind's recorded history? Also the emotions they start out with seem to be on the level with an inbred dog's.

[blugreen123]

train your emotions to do your laundry and bring you Pop-Tarts

a quicker-picker upper production

rage is the primary response to...Spencer Pratt! I couldn't agree more

that's some looker in the photo frame in the background @ 2:34

Jeff must be from Bawston or Joisey

what brings on this feeling of mild rage? Menopause?

trying new things is for perverts and Unitarians

it's Dennis the Menace!

That's the sonnet I wrote about counselor Troy!

[Pontifex]

The short that teaches that we would all be better off if only we were Vulcan.

[saraphinn]

Yay Josh! I love your shorts.

[VRMorrigon]

Josh, you are my hero before during and after office hours!

[DarkJusticeMetal]

Subbed, man. You're pretty good.

[zbradley1990]

One time in high school we were rehearsing Once Upon a Mattress and I was feeling exactly like Jeff

[taigakirdape]

Very, very funny. Thanks, Josh.

[Damaris1034]

Bwaha! Totally want to have Josh's babies for the riff at 5:00

[LadyAnneBoleyn1536]

Is it menopause? Or perhaps photosynthesis?

LMAO

Love it!

[blackswan707]

Let the hate flow through you!

..yeah, I'm sure you all saw that one coming.

[45gunner]

Extortion TRUMPS emotion!....LMAO!

[YeNguyen]

"Since replaced by Andy Dick."

I had to pause right there and give out a war howl of approval. Thanks, romeorhino!

[Kahran042]

"And the wrench blames the peanut."

...And the peanut blames Meg from Family Guy.

[DGF2099]

I think I speak for all older brothers, when I say that little brothers need an ass kicking every once in a while.

[tomservo56954]

@DGF2099 I think I speak for all little brothers, when I say that older brothers should modify their response every once in a while.

[kingofderelicts]

8:10 - No. Wire. Hangers!

[GusF]

"It's the Manheim Effect."

Great TNG reference!

[TomMSTie]

6:42 - OMG, it's the daughter from "Young Man's Fancy!" Everybody on Level 5 Squishy Alert!

Bravo Josh, another great round of riffs.

[Oppledeldoc]

@TomMSTie That's just what I was thinking. The moment she appeared I heard "I'm squishy, Mom!"

[TomMSTie]

@Oppledeldoc "Uh-oh, she's getting squishy!"

[LeoFan93]

AT FIRST! lol

[pootzie]

@LeoFan93 So much win.The multiple voices make it even better.

[TomSFox]

When he tried to run home, I imagined the music from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

[Nezbitt]

This short may have hurt my soul just a little bit. I guess sadness and happiness don't count as emotions? Among a gamut of others?

And if a kid starts strangling a sprinkler, I think emotions may not be his most pressing problem.

[r0natello]

Good thing he doesn't have Cappy the dog from "Towards emotional maturity" ;)

[Zoxesyr]

percy dovetonsils rips out a new hit single

[tomservo56954]

@Zoxesyr Cool that someone in this group knows Ernie Kovacs...

[Iamafishproductions]

If I may quote one Mr. Jacob Gyllenhall in his greatest role, "There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these [three] categories and then just deny everything else!"

Darko quotes aside, I don't think Jeff is nearly as emotionally imbalanced as his sister, who practically climaxed from a dress made of tissue paper.

[MartianBuddy88]

Jeez, it's not so much a short about controlling emotions than it is The Young Michael Meyers Chronicles.

[TomMSTie]

@MartianBuddy88 Jim Henson's Natural Born Killer Babies.

[LadyOtacon]

"So Love is a boner?"

Yes, Yes it is. Mr. Way. A very hard one.

[TomMSTie]

@LadyOtacon That's my favorite Pat Benatar song....waitaminute.

[tomservo56954]

@LadyOtacon Sizable and skillfully wielded...especially when connected to something that resembles Brad Pitt or Tom Brady.

[orgixvi3]

So basically, have no emotions ever, right?

[smellincoffee]

@orgixvi3 You can have some when you're gushing about how great America is when compared to those godless Ruskies.