The Master of Disguise - The Turtle Club

[mac19971]

Voldemort for a sec XD

[snakeman141]

i want one

[KingRockets]

this has to be one of the worst movies ever. wow.

[Randomchickperson1]

Turtle?...Not turtle...Turtle?.... No....Not turtle

Is he okay?

He's fine

Im fine turtle

Hmm No information

What is harm found its way to you? Terriable terriable harm

[fearthetroll]

shell time

[nguyenmaiphuong6889]

turrrrrrrrrrrrrrtle

[LFCEOIN]

one critic said that this was "a film about idiots, made by idiots, for idiots"

[provtyt]

haha this is funny!!!!

[RosemoonAli]

he sounds more like Kermit the frog then a turtle

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

"but why would I call you love cake? Your hine corders are hideously scronny?" lmfaooooooooooo! :D I love this dude! hahaha!

[BalorBericks]

I have no idea what I've just seen, but it will haunt me for the rest of my life.

[Zand33Pottz]

"hey baby, can i buy you a drink?... maybe some... pond water for your friend?"

OOH!!! SICK BURN!!!

[mobileschu]

Evaluation Copy

[supermariofan03]

i think mst3k should do this movie. thumbs up if you agree

[tito143able]

this is some tutule funny turtle stuff turtel

[beiles99]

dana carvey is hillirious

[Ratmus1]

Greatest Role Dana Carvey has ever done

[popcornlover80]

hehehehe i like that turtle!! he makes me smile! "turtle harm" lol!

[flatbear333]

Hahahahaha "66 werent turtly enough for the turtle club"

Man i love Youtube, best jokes ever and i love watching the fights in the channels to, when im depressed i always go to Youtube to laugh at you people:) Turtle!

[acgc321]

lol best part attack tutle mode lol

[Themonkeykiller19]

lol i like it when he does a break dance of turtle

[homecubed]

you know how hard it would be not to crack up laughing at this guy!?!?!

[fiveofakind]

Evaluation Copy

[GamersInTheZone]

2:08 Middle man, Vladimir Putin :D

[BestNameEvar]

most incredible horrible movie ever made

so bad its good

[counterclockwise123]

"terrible terrible turtle harm" lol

[sd9800]

i would like to hear this in chinese lol

[toondude88]

my favorite scene of the movie

[7dog123]

the kind of harm that makes u craught in the night like a little baby

[mike1231125]

turtle!!



[purpleHEAVEN17]

subtitles are so off :)

[CantStopMyShine723]

i lykee tuhhhtles

[DieDeutsch]

Hmm, what if harm found it's way to you? Terrible, terrible TURTLE harm?

[amystonesbytch]

@DieDeutsch Lmao!

[MrWepons]

am i?

[dAforgetful01]

"Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!" XDDD

[crazystarhunter]

This clip shouldn't have "Likes" with green thumbs up in it............. it should have "Loves" with thousands of green thumbs up in it cuz this is awesomely turrrrrtley funny

[theman0818]

WTF?

[METALLICAFAN501]

hahahaha "terrible terrible turtle harm made it's way to you" hahahaha

[shellyisatwilightfan]

0:39 HAHA thats my fave part

[Shikingo]

TURRRTLE

[lilnatedoggiedogg]

TURTLE!!!!!!

[Hitmanfan12222]

who's the 60 Gays and women that didnt like this?

[Hitmanfan12222]

Shell time coming.

[Hitmanfan12222]

Turtle.

TUUURTLE.

Ehehehh...eheheh... TUUURTLE! Turtle.

Not turtle?

Turtle?

Not turtle.

TURTLE!

Tuuuuurttttle! Tuuuurtle! Turtle.

[mathew19648]

TUUUURTLE! TURTLE, TURTLE EEEEEE! ROFL LOL LMAO

[idiotmonkey364]

i liked the part where he said "turtle"

[deadph03n1x]

i like tuatles

[slipknotgogeta]

dats funnnnnny azzzz HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

[123greenelephant]

Turtle Turtle LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :D HAHA! IT SUCH A FUNNY MOVIEEE (:

[meowjellymoon]

Evaluation Copy..??

[Tummarow]

Lmfao!! Turtle turtle! Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!.

[iSpiffyy]

Lololol. Tuuuurtle.

[geesquared1]

oh shit i remember this

[Kueck10893]

Lol. How can this movie be bad? It's got frickin' Dana Carvey in it!

[randompotatos]

omg I love his Italian accent! hahaha

[lordfumblesquid]

OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE.

it was terrible. saw it in theaters.

[darkcylander]

@lordfumblesquid never say things are terrible enless you can explain why.

[scarynoudlechubby]

@darkcylander it's annoying and boring as fuck!

[CrazyVideosForPie]

lmao i own this movie. still LOVE it

[walterkalter]

where did u get this clip from?

[AshytheBlackFox]

"Am I not turtely enough for the turtle club?"  XD

[caocoll10]

haha

[TheDuckling101]

i love when hes on the motorcycle!

[stealthmaster100]

Pond water............ TURTLE!!!!!!!!

[stealthmaster100]

Mmmmmm.......................T­URTLE!!!!!

[mustang4sho]

pistashio!

[pandagirl98520]

omg that is the best scene on here ^_^ wen I was little I almost died of laughter wen I first saw this movie and my parents thought I was dying! lol thx so much for posting this ^_^ hugs 4 u :D

[walterkalter]

@pandagirl98520 same!

[pandagirl98520]

lol I think alot of people say that :)

[Vhakkox]

"What if harm found it's way to you?" "Terrible, terrible turtle harm." LOL

[PNSB101]

I REALLY love this vid It Is so funny

[termiblaster]

that girl is fucking hot grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[METALLICAFAN501]

@termiblaster ya it's jennifer esposito

[termiblaster]

@METALLICAFAN501 oh yeah

[joeg170]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this movie.... this is my favorite scene......... TURTLE!!!!!!!

[HardKore5250]

Greatest movie ever!

[mrluigi641]

who is that lady I remember her from somewhere

[comicbookgirl17]

To mrluigi641: I believe her name is Jennifer Esposito. If I remember right, she was in "Taxi" with Jimmy Fallon.

[xHEADxxSTOMPERxx]

turtle

[omamder5]

fuck, even when I was a little 7 year old runt, I thought this movie was utterly stupid. If a kid's comedy movie isn't funny to a kid, then it's bullshit, because kids find fucking EVERYTHING funny.

[scamper11queen]

why would I call you lovecake

your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!

ROFLMAO

[MichaelOfPop]

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[InoYamanaka7]

Wow some ppl don't need to

Leave such rude comments. If u don't like it, just beat it

[PhanatixDDH]

This is quite honestly the worst movie I have ever seen. It's just irritating, that's the type of humor I'd have if I was 5 years old and I thought repeating something was funny, but it's as if they put no thought into this at all.

[yokis12345]

no way this scene is one of the best anyway! so what its still funny

[termiblaster]

@PhanatixDDH fuck you man

[degree7]

I was always pissed as a kid, because in the trailer it showed him going 'Turtle! Turtle!'

But it was never in the damn film.

[Bryc308]

THIS MOVIE IS SHIIIIIIIT

VOTE IT DOWN!

[Kadiezi]

when i first watched this ( well, the movie, not this clip ) i thought that guy was mike myers! LOL XD

[BloodyFuckingNutz]

this is the best movie ever. dana carvey is awsome watch his squating monkey tell no lies stand up

[LyndaHudson]

"What if harm found it's way to you, terrible, terrible TUURRTLE harm."

[IrishN00B]

I saw this movie one early sundaymorning when I hadn't had no sleep at all the night before. I laughed so hard I was crying, bangin' my head to the floor.

Dana Carvey is really awesome!

[iverson3324]

Im all down for immature humor and stupid movies, but this movie is actually the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. I've only seen random clips, such as this, and have been embarassed to watch it. Like...when he bit of the nose...it doesnt make any sense. Wow, you kept repeating 'turtle' over and over you're hilarious.

Actually the shittest clip on youtube. Movie Fail

[alotofthings22]

...ok so at the beggining i was like "ok, some random weird guy dressed in a turtle costume" then i was like "ok, this is getting too weird" and then i was like "OMFG HE F***ING BIT HIS NOSE OFF WTH!!!" and decided to skip the rest of the video

[Gizmoenut]

Same reaction I had

[Fireicee1]

ooohhh so he's a SNAPPING turtle!

[wheezechisel]

Well, my evaluation is that this is a crock of shit.

[danceandcheer4ever22]

love this part!!! TURTLE!!!!!!

[vVmarianoSv]

lol.. this is is one of the worst movies ever made

[drmage33]

TUURRTLEEEE!

[MrPisster]

that's some edgy comedy right there...

[NintendoJunky]

soooooo bad

[cky12qxz]

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?:D

[musson20]

shell time...

[MrRANDYREYTORRES]

am i not turtley enough for your turtle club? LOL! made me laugh for 5 mins!

[crazychica211]

well not exactly-well not exacly but am i not turtley enough for the turtle club turtle!

is he okay? he's fine- i'm fine turtle!

hmmm no information what if harm found youre way some terriblew turtle! harm

lol!!!!! XD

[scorpionking1011]

This scene isn't very funny to me.

[BlueVampireNinja]

2:14 Its VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!

And I Love His Laugh Right Before That!

[ilovemusic19951]

lol this is funny

[mojochessclassics]

definately need pot to truely enjoy this

[Kanientakeron]

Only reason I remember this movie is because first time I saw this wuus' when I wuus baked outta my mind!

It was' epic

[Astroartist895]

I love this!

[jokemasterslifer]

I don't know how you can hate this movie, it may have some cheesy moments, but it's still good.

[secretgirlnl]

I SAW TAHT MOVIE

TAHT ONE FACKING OWNS :p

[littlemisstheater]

Funny, the man who greets them at the entrance has an absolutely priceless expression.

[InfidelSnail]

nice

[FranBMan]

Jesus fucking Christ. This is without a doubt the worst thing I've ever seen.

[videojudge01]

he'd do a perfect Kermit The Frog impression

[HxCJohnny02]

yeah it sucks without barbies in it does it?

[gophers100]

i love this movie and this is my fav part turtle!!!!

[stevenscottoddballz]

I wish I could make the "purring" sound he made at 0:30 & 1:43! I liked it when he laughed & his shell went up & down at 0:40 & 2:07! Did anybody else see Lord Voldemort at 2:14?

[TheReapersSon]

I can't believe I fucking watched this.

[Risa111]

u dont see the point either

[Replicatte]

Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club? lmfao XD.

[OriginalHazeBX]

LMFAO, what a fucking dork. I <3 him.

[Zombie2Mannequin]

this is a terrible movie and you should feel bad.

I went out of my way to say that to you all.

[SassGirl948]

ROFL, thanks for your troubles. xD

[6DeadlySins]

did he seriously just bite that guys nose off then spit it back on him?

[Nicolee272]

Yes, yes he did.

[ynotdrol2]

This movie is bad.

[danimegmail]

tuuurrrrrrrrrtttle! LOL

[NIMPAK1]

Wow people besides me and my family like this movie :)

[laespadadelanormal]

hes fine turtle

[MegaSean45]

After the "Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?" I thought he would say "Turtle turtle!" After that.

[jjjvideosquad]

best movie ever

[LaurenLEMONDROP]

i love this film ahahaha :')

[loratheexplorer]

I didn't know how bad the reviews were for this movie until i googled it.

I love this movie! Haha even though it's obviously lame but it's just good...

I don't know why lol

[halo123keano]

rofl 2:20

[ByronT2]

LOL TURTLESSSSSSSS HE LIKES TURTLZ

[iTheDefinition]

iWant To Fuck Him Up! Lmao!

He's Waste!

iTheDefenition

[ccbayer]

am i not turtley enough for you?

[coolsexybest]

ur just mad that u suck so much ur not funny

[Moviewhiz1]

This is just fucking slapstick. And u find this funny?

[lilguy1171]

goddamn jew

[Moviewhiz1]

im a jew? Lol. Just because I dont find slapstick funny. Wow.

[chlobles]

perhaps its time i go into my shell.

REEREREREERERE

[itsasecrets]

lol

[theJAMIEamie]

lol i love the master of disguise

[12CheyRox12]

Turtle .. Turtle .. TURTLE.

[rookiezane]

i love turtles =3 they're cute!! X3 but this is alittle far...but i wanna hug the turtle guy though loool then for some reason gve him turtle harm

[Sonics777]

LOL

[kullprit]

is the 'evaluation copy' watermark necessary?

it's very annoying.

[Annarast]

TURTLE!!!!!!

[eLCristDeluxe]

turtle!!! grrr!!!

[CONJAMDAV]

I am a real turtle, and this is straight up offensive

[Grendayrcks]

i am too!!!

[MovingAppleProduct]

I myself am a real turtle, and you, sir, are overreacting!

[CONJAMDAV]

proof it! Douch XD

[MovingAppleProduct]

NEVER! MAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!

[stealthmaster100]

spelled it wrong...XD

[PlaymakerSeries]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kaj000rox]

and mhirtes12 the girl who plays sofia (the big butt girl)  now is an actress in the hit Disney show wizardes of waverly place and is VERY succesful. SO EATS YOUR WORDS! this MOVIE and this SCENE is fantastic. this is my favorite scene in the movie.

[PlaymakerSeries]

LMAO!!

[kaj000rox]

i learned every WORD of this scene. lol

[kretuu]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Beastwheat]

i dont think thats true, all the people I know went to see it solely for the turtle man clip

[mhirtes12]

/facepalm

[xMizzClumzyx]

TURTLEEEEEEEEEEE TURTLE TURTLE!!

luv it !> its a pj with me nd my friends bahaha

[teamxtrem1]

best freakin part of the whole movie!!! funny as hell i swear man!!! the chick is hot too seriously

[negromusician]

sooo fuckin hot..