Top 10 Facebook Status Types

[XXkarmagurlXX]

I do tht all the time !!

[Lilywazhere2]

I've done all of those atleast once. I feel so ashamed...

[Slo2014]

H I L A R I O U S !!!!!!! <3

[LikeThlsComment]

Like this comment if you noticed that in every video in the side bar,

He always looks like hes jacking off? XP

[SHORTYOSOHOMO]

LMFAO! TOO FUNNY

[TrynityAnna]

A-A-A-A...ASIANS WITH ENGLISH ACCENTS?!!?! *nosebleed*

[Belove728]

@TrynityAnna LOL, I thought he was an AUSTRALIAN ASIAN. 

[TrynityAnna]

@Belove728 Hmm.

Maybe he's both. KYAA.

[Stardoll6854]

@TrynityAnna Lol, i dont even think he's been to England.

[SaindySoSavvy]

ONE PIECEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rosepetal29]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­­­­­­็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส­็­็­็­็­็­็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็­็็­็็­็็­็็­็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็­ส็็­็็็­็็็­็็็­็็็็็็ส็็็­็็็็­็็็็­็็็็­็็ส็­็็็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­็็ส็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­­ส็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็­็็็็­็็­็็็็ส็็­็็็็็็็­็็็็็็­็­็ส็็็็­็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็­็็็­็็็็็­็็็­็็็็็­ส็็­็็็็็็็็็­­็็็็็็ส็็­­็็็็็็็็็­­็็็็็็ส็­็็­็็็็็็็็­็็­็็็็ส็็็­็็­็็็­็็็็็­็็็็ส็­็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็­็­ส็็็็็­็็็็­็็็็็็็็­ส็็็­็็­็็็็็็­็็็็­็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็­็็­­็็็็็ส็็็็็­็็­­็็็

[cecebebreezy]

ur hair looked weird

[baillar69]

nice vid dude ... now i know what i can write and what i cant.. :) joking

[sun0021]

Nice video dude, you got it all rite!!!!!!

[smoliver94]

One of my friends posts all of these types of statuses...

[Mkx56]

Gay!

[21brittann]

Haha!! My thoughts exactly! Thanks for making this vid!

[MrsCrazyForSmarties]

"Your parents brought you into this world, they can easily take you out. I'm just kidding... But shut up."

:')

[RacistWeasel]

8 and 9 Piss me off the most

[emjesssab]

hahah, watching this as im on fb...

[TheDannyCollinge]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­­­­­็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็­็­็­็­็­็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็­็็­็็­็็­็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­ส็็­็็็­็็็­็็็­็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็­็็็็­็็็็­็็ส็­็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็­็็ส็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็­็็็็ส็็­็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็­็ส็็็็­็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็­็็็็็็็็­็็็­็็็็็­ส็็­็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็็­­็็็็็็็็็­­็็็็็็ส็็็­็็็็็็็็­็็­็็็็ส็็็­็็­็็็็็็็็­็็็็ส็­็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็็็­็็็็็็็็­ส็็็­็็็็็็็็­็็็็­็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็­็็­็็็็็ส็็็็็­็็­­็็็็็็็็็็ส็



[theannoingman]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­­­­็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็­็­็­็­็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­็็­็็­็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็­็็็­็็็­็็็­็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็­็็ส็­็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็็­็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็­็ส็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็­็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็­ส็็­็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็็­็็็็็็็็็­­็็็็็็ส็็็­็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็ส็็็­็็­็็็็็็็็­็็็็ส็็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็­ส็็็­็็็็็็็็­็็็็­็็ส็็็็็็็็็็­็็­็็็็็ส็็็็็­็็­็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็­­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­­

[XxLaUr3nZzZxX]

Thumbs up if you hate people liking their own post..

[ScarFace9797]

EnGrish pros ftw

[1stParadoxStudio]

like for a tbh

how'd he miss tbh!

[rpfreestyle]

lolz, idk

im lame and dont have a freaking facebook xD

but i do have a moviestarplanet xD im weird arnt i :P

[kasperkatkitty]

Press 7 for boobs. Oh wait.

[kasperkatkitty]

Press 7 for boobs. Oh wait.

[kasperkatkitty]

Press 7 for boobs. Oh wait.

[nismo300zr2]

!#@^%#!#@ "UPDATE WITH EVERY SINGLE FOOTBALL PLAY" TYPES!!

[Somuchforwinners]

I'm surprised this guys videos don't have more views, it's entertaining stuff.

[pleasebeliveinme]

you remind me of a monkey...

[NGTGO]

One annoying thing about YouTube vloggers. JUMP CUT!

[ByJxssh]

You fogot.. ''Like for the one who''.

[BeastlyBoltz]

@andysunstory im going to write everyone of those statuses on your facebook page my name is....... oh the video is from last yeat whoops :L

[errCloude]

That Has got to be made the best hairstyle of 2012

Like .. :)

[OmGaFiSHxD]

I found your lack of animation boring and your dreery voice depressing

[Muckass06]

It's also pretty gay when people like their own status.

[benzeboss100]

im enjoying these to 10's. more please :)

[BWFANDUBS9195]

i hate how the top comment is a reply!

[EmoAbiTheOnlyOne]

OnePiece!

[neeksta588]

fpheytta

[neeksta588]

''but seriously shut up, no one cares' AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[100alexemsden]

poo

[matada99]

If I don´t get at least 132434534598346795t74958376489­573489673689375894367895639836­752895639563454396589653458963­4958634543874368 likes, the world will blow up!

[Spitzafreniik]

I mastrubate over kittens...

[deadlyfishcake]

like if you are on facebook now

[TheLmaoTwins]

you forgot. "like and i'll do"

[ravenclaweagles]

a funny comment

[gamer36rules]

I hate how the top comment is a reply...

[DemonsCode]

@gamer36rules No, just no....

[chonchordflight182]

@NWOFrostByte

I am dyslexic whats your excuse?

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

number tree dosent aplly too me. i have perfekt engelish.

[XsupahnovaX]

get a HAIR CUT LMAO



[itchypigie]

OMG I LOVE ONE PIECE!!

[SevenDeadlySins6]

One Piece book FTW! :D

[mankycaaant]

You obviously haven't encountered pointless status update No.1

'Like for a rating?'

The fuck would I want a rating for. What criteria would you use to determine said rating?

Why, no matter who likes the status, does nobody get lower than a 7 anyway?

what a load of shit.

[megarhino100]

@mankycaaant

yeh my friend got a 1

[RZLyric]

my dick was leaning to the left loool

[RZLyric]

lol pull out your dic....tionary - that part got me

[HereIsMurray]

press 7 for boobs

[Marky360Gaming]

this isn't funny.

[chonchordflight182]

he reads onepice

*facepalm*

[NWOFrostByte]

@chonchordflight182 You Can't Spell

*facepalm*

[AjejejejejeA]

I LOVE ''ONE PIECE''!!!!!!!!

[Mrkasim09]

Thumbs up if you dont care what elbow you are leaning on!

[FishPasteable]

ONE PIECE BOOK!!

[PurebredTadpole]

Thumps up for 2012!!!!

[iAmJamesyyyy]

lol'd at the Avatar quote

[DuucksGooQuuaack]

" your parents bought you into this world, they cant easily take you out. Just kidding " XD

[DTonesXD]

the size of the dislike bar is the size of justin bieber's penis

[MrExuberate]

So basically, you don't like people posting things they want to post about. It's what they joined the website for, to tell others what they are thinking. Man, if you don't like when people post certain comment, delete them. Don't be a dick about it. Sorry what? You get money from your videos? oh okay, nvm.

[Riri2012able]

OMG I LOVE YOU! <3 .. That thing you said about justin bieber is fucking awesome and true!:') ...your hilarious .. keep up the good work:)!!!

[SiaXiao]

I hate Airy Fucking Fairies. My 'girly' friends are always posting that soppy shit lol.

[Derangedxzombie]

Thumbs up if zombies bit your thumbs off.

[SuperMinto2566]

so true lol hahaha

[chickensandw1tch]

hey andysunstory you forgot number 11, TROLLLLLSSSS XD lololl, but amybe they aren't as common..

[Hurksley]

FUS RO DAH!

[OriqinalGameR]

eeeeeeeeee

[PoptartFail]

Another rule you forgot, never add your parents. You be like fuck you bitch ill get you in school. Then your mom calls you "WHAT IS THIS!!' ,"Oh shiit"

[iSazzify]

@PoptartFail Or when you write a comment about something your mum did or said to you...Then she comments with "I only do it cause I love you." -__- #truestory

[Eshayzbra96]

Your: Someones possession or ownership of something of theirs. Example: This is YOURjacket

You're: Is a Contraction of you are. Example: You're a dumbshit

Now GET IT RIGHT FOR FUCK SAKES!

[10013itch]

copy and paste this message to get laid to night

[Jelincomi]

You are now breathing manually.

[KetchupExplosion]

@Jelincomi GAHHHHH

[superjerry1997]

saw ur face ur a japaneese

[powershop1903]

Facebook = Gay 24/7

[HawaiianTiny]

Your brother is my school teache

[HawaiianTiny]

Hey Andy

[NerdNerdTOOT]

@2711236 o.o u copied from a video, biatch

[photardshop]

4:24 thats bookface

[bigfabe12]

A white asain guy with a british accent? HAX!!!!

[roryboryalice]

You forgot the revenge status. One that is obviously directed towards someone on the person's "friend's" list, but it's vague enuf so you're not quite sure, but damaging enuf that it offends the other person...

Then...that person (who wrote the status) get defensive if asked what it's all about which usually is followed by a NOYB!

Would't it be fair game if it's announced on the internet?

[xXDoctorSpankyXx]

Press 7 to... see... ehm fuck it.. To see him. I can`t be thumbed up :(

[stalene100]

thumbs up becuse i fail at spelling........dont let this awsome comment fool you XD

[ShaylaBriand]

I guess I would be the, Important Only, type of facebooker. Since i only ever put important updates for my family and friends on there.

[youraverageuser]

now thats some good advise!

[dnaisinmybody]

@yosobro2140 The guy's actually pretty funny. His hair is the least of my concerns. Lol I'm such a nerd I didn't notice how bad it was. Sry andy lol

[NintengirlX9]

Facebook: it secretly kills you.

[cockershell]

Which 'One Piece' is it? I'm only on book 3 :(, my BF got me into them lol!!

[cockershell]

Which 'One Piece' is it? I'm only on book 3 :(, my BF got me into them lol!!

[MissAliciaDark]

LOL! Reading One Piece huh?

[betobroxz5123]

thumbs up if you think his hair is fuckin halarious

[TheYoungBoy01]

@yosobro2140 thumbs up if you hate haters

[consealedgirl]

you forgot the whole point of facebook: posting pictures of yourself and saying how ugly you look so other people will compliment you coz you know they never will...

...what? you know it's true xD

[dominoeangel]

@consealedgirl

haha

[photardshop]

@consealedgirl lawl nawww, if somebody posts a pic on facebook and say they look ugly i agree because they should not post shit so others compliment them.

[itzkolpi]

@consealedgirl next time you see that type of shit just say "you're right about that"

[moneymaka52]

its funny how ur talking bout facebook and there is facebook on the computer screen in the backround

[wizbp]

4:19, but if you drink enough you'll be glowing. lol

[wizbp]

it took me 2 seconds to think of what fml meant lol

[NinePointFourOne]

What's wrong with this video? It's only showing my views!

[jhnhlh]

In soviet russia, penis likes you

[2711236]

thubs up if ur leaning on your right elbow

[thejoker729]

@2711236 I'm leaning on my left :D

[photardshop]

@2711236 :( i was leaning on my left elbow

[MissMuffinMillie]

@photardshop I was too LOL.... 

[PS3roxMYsox]

@2711236 Left :(

[nerdyreviewer132]

@2711236 so close, I was on the left.

[mateenANDamelia]

@2711236 nope left. YES FINNALLY!!!!!!

[Eshayzbra96]

@2711236 I'm going to thumbs down because your prediction was wrong.

[2711236]

@Eshayzbra96 cool story bro wanna trophy?

[Eshayzbra96]

@2711236 Suck me off instead?

[LeePrototype]

@2711236 i'm leaning on my left.

[linebro]

@2711236 you get more thumbs when you say left (52% of ppl are right handed, ppl use their right hand to masterbait)

[2711236]

@linebro im not sure what the acuall percent is but its alot more than 52 im left handed and im the only person i know that is left handed

[fsriders]

@2711236 can I thumbs down if im on my left elbow? cos i did lol

[JamesDog20001]

@2711236 FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU-

[BritishTurtleGaming]

@2711236 ha, my left!

[doodlemasterful]

@2711236 I'm not leaning O.o

[Richard600606]

@2711236 whats a thub up?

[PrankoLive]

Thumbs up if u miss the Replay button!!

[bbbbbbounce]

everythings true

[TheVhalgo]

NO.1: Geeky Status

i can't game my PC caught fire,

in 20 mins

84 comments

i only have family and a few friends on FB

LoL serious about PC too!

[bamberoonies]

The dislke bar is the size of Justin Bieber's penis.

[evo2341]

@bamberoonies no his is Smaller



[IcyThrills]

Sadly true:L

[oomtm]

Press 8 for kiss

[ivanfano]

what about people always sharing their breakfast,lunch or dinner. example.. (yoghurt for dinner, or apple for lunch) wtf!

[fannerboyz]

im gonna create a fb account in october... after watching this, im not sure 2 be excited or not lol

[mikesandytoes]

@fannerboyz why october? and arnt you a lil behind everyone and there mother has one lmao even my parents have f.b accounts -_-

[fannerboyz]

@mikesandytoes geez dude just saying... -.-

[mikesandytoes]

@fannerboyz mad rondom tho...why october????

[fannerboyz]

@mikesandytoes cause that's when i get my own laptop.

[huminamel]

youre asian

[M4mauick]

@Frazcaster what?

[xXgroundZz]

i typed the get laid one and lost 23 friends shit!!!!!! i have 1 left my mam and shes pissed with me

[diamondlighting101]

I hate the ones that put love quotes -_-

[notatrainedninja]

facebook has spell sheck?!?

[melissa9315]

Don't forget the poeple that always right song lyrics as their status, just cause they're minimally relevant to what's happening in their lives

[SkaterWswagg]

thumbs up if ur leaning on ur left elbow

[cutestdancer98]

1:11 you spelt theirs wrong hehe

[cutestdancer98]

@MuddySevez no?

he spelt it wrong derp

[xxgazegirlxx]

Me: *Puts this video on facebook.....*

*writes message,* TAKE THE HINT!

[Rocketpug100]

hur hur

[mattleighhunt]

thumbs up for writting a status on facebook

[jeffandwhy]

Like my status and I'll tell you what I like & dislike about you

Like: you're so pretty and smart and nice

Dislike: How we never talk

[Michessense]

Imma Whiny Whinner ; Sympathy Sucker , Airy Fairie , Self Buddie .

[NansterRegine]

You forgot how some weenies keep talking about loss of love or song lyrics. *Face Palm*

[DjTzatzikiSouvlaki]

You should team up wit m.higaniga

[stickmin66]

Look into your heart, and you will find the blood within... :D

[Xquciz]

what does FML means :/ every 1 posts it on fb and i dont know what it means