Twilight . . sucks

[henf5671]

Twilight fans are usually queer teenyboppers and are mindless little drones who are too infatuated by the books or movies plot. they are stuck in twlight fantasy-land and are usually defensive if you offend their books or movies. i like the part at 3:03 when you're done mentioning the bad ass vampires abilities, you ask what edward can do. when you said he sparkles that just made me crack up. sparkling is a new trait of the queer vampire. they can't do anything bad ass like lestat. they're gay.

[Stingfan200010]

it is overated as shit i c it everyware and its drives me nutts i have freind whos like 27 years old and she talks about that dam movie like its her bible

[henf5671]

@Stingfan200010 it drives me nuts too and i don't even live with anyone who is in love with that piece of shit. the reason why it drives me nuts is because the books ruin the vampire's true image. they are a disgrace to vampires. and i call them 'fagpires'. and i hate the stupid fucking crazy fans who go literally gaga over this cow turd series. i don't understand why people like these books so damn much. it's so fucking annoying. fuck twilight fans. they're gay just like the books and movies.

[fallenangel2100]

BTW if you want a word to call twilight vampires call em wat i call em FAGPIRES

[fallenangel2100]

queen of the damn REAL vamp movie lol

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

Hahahahahahaha

Totally agree!

Twilight sucks!

[TomDarkwulf]

Sparkling would just make him easier for Van Helsing to target.

[limewire2340]

you dont scare me stfu and why dont you get off the internet

[limewire2340]

we say he is hot cause he is edward is not real but robert is :p

we think he is hawt so deal with it.

please stop waisting or time cussing me out or making pathetic videos.

no hard feelings.

btw im only 12

[Africana3789]

Queen of the Damned sucked save Aalyah's scenes and the music scenes. The Twilight book sucks definately but I find the films to be entertaining.

[norsetenen]

haha man, you got some good points. So would a twilight vampire sparkling remind you of carebear stare? He sparkles and old fat women jiggle their bellies giggling..

So ya, screw twlight for that mental image.

[ouran909]

"i guess he was too tired of sparkling all day..."

LMAO

[XxMozartsXRequiemxX]

Lestat is the best!!!!!

And dude! Ur awesome! We should be friends and watch vampire movies!!!!!!!

lol

[erikisaqueer]

Lestat from queen of the damned ftw?

[slyrat53]

AWESOME. Totally agree 100%. Bravo.

[xxxmj4evaxxx]

SHUT UP! SHUT P FANGIRLS!

David Bowie and Michael Jackson are the ONLY people who are allowed to sparkle!

And lol to the video!

[00omg000]

maan Queen of the Damned is awsome But TWILIGHT SUCKS!!

[The74955]

hey i know where Edward was...he was at home under Bella's ass afraid to show his face where the real men/vampires was. Afraid of an ass woopin

[SlipKnoTfUckiNgRuLlz]

Edward....Hannah Montana...The Jonas Bro's...the world is getting bad....fss....

[bunnyboo543]

Oh my god I laughed so fucking hard at this. I think Edward is so retarded and so is Twilight

[PurpleBadger]

It really made me think... you know? That one day when she wore those light jeans with that black jacket and gloves? Real deep stuff.

[DaddyThuggalo]

LESTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

he's a true vampire

[limewire2340]

and you should finsh the saga its a really good book in my opinion but girls like guys like edward so when you say i hate it edward a pussy there be hatin on u;)

[limewire2340]

truly i will admit im a fangirl i think he's hot and sexy

but some guys are just jealous cause the girls like him and theirselves.

if you really want to make a video about i hate twilight those girls thinks its pathetic and stupid including me

im not trying to hate on you all but its the dammnn truthh!!

[DarknessZeffin]

(To the twitard limewire)

How're we jealous over a FICTIONAL character that NEVER exists, only dumb brain twitards such as you believe he's real claim he's "hot and sexy", that just proves you would believe anything that in twilight is real life.

Please get off of the internet now, your twilight faggotry is not welcome here, kthxbai.

[oak808]

Salene from Underworld can kick Edward Cullen's ass any day, any time.

[Truthseeker1412]

The only worst thing than watching Twilight are fans (mostly 12 years old girls).

Me: It's a horribly written book, and a horribly made movie, Edward has no personality, storyline is boring and unrealistic. Acting sucks.....Overall Edward and Twilight movie and book are retarded.

Typical 12 years old fan responses:

You're just jealous cuz Edward is hot, and you're ugly.

OR:

YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL YOU STUPID UGLY EDWARD HATER!!! TWILIGHT AND BREAKING DAWN ROCK!!!

LOL...

[nightshade0]

lol so true

[Stingfan200010]

FUCK THE FANS

[henf5671]

@Truthseeker1412 i've had someone tell me that twilight is a literary masterpiece. and i laughed in their face. xD. that was completely hilarious. Twilight is so full of shit. the writing sucks. meyers doesn't utilize literary devices. and she often contradicts her earlier ideas. and vamps do not fucking sparkle nor they fall in love with a human. i could go on and on. i told them to get a life. and if they want to read a classic then they should read The Shining. now that's an awesome classic.

[jprobst98]

Twilight books, the movie, the movie cast, the characters, author, etc. are GAY!!!

[thespiritmage]

Twilight is written like the My Immortal fanfic, only more readable.

[GarcianSmith891]

and not as funny.

bella isnt goffick like ebony either.

[MeanestBean2]

FUCKING GAY MOVIE!!!

[cloudvol7]

Twilight Sparkles,Bites,Suck's,and Blow's! It should burn in hell with all the other shitty horror movies that should of never seen the light of day!!!

[jprobst98]

it wasn't a horror movie, it was a chick flick.

[Avelanche]

ownage

[razielrocks]

I agree

Lestat....

When I went to go and see Twilight, I though it was going to be awesome.. man, was I disapointed.. I laughed throughout the whole movie untill I got tired of laughing and started talking to my friend...

AND YES, I am pissed with all those stupid fangirls! " Edward is so hot!!"

He is not...

[allis0nXOXO]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[LMidnightFlowerL]

And this movie is not bad itself, screaming teenager girls made it fuc$#%g sparkling pop.

[SoupVamp108]

edward can catch on fire and still live too and he can throw people around too......

[aarzak1981]

AWESOME VIDEO, and YES PEOPLE, Twilight is sparkling GAY!.

Thats no vampire, at all. Cant believe people are stupid eough to like that CORNY gay sparkling vampire movie.

[SteveCarras]

DEAL WITH THIS

I am a straight male. I love tqwilight. I dig Kristen Stewart..maybe her driving a stick shift pickup makes her a gay tomboy?

It's a fun movie.

BTW I am 50 years old.

[aarzak1981]

wow, seriously you like that movie?

im not joking but thats realy  F-up

[kibasoneandonlygirl]

edward is a pussy, bella is a crybaby, and real vampires dont sparkle!...o gawd i just thought of somthing, if twilight vampires dont get like burned and/or killed by the sun...how the hell r we gonna kill them!?! wtf!? xD

[nightshade0]

we could tell them Hannah Montana is gonna stop performing then they might kill themselvs.

[allis0nXOXO]

vampires dont sparkle hun cause they arent real :]

[CuteeSAK]

i love twilight, but this is hilarious :-D great job.

[juxtonx]

hmm... youre very cute

[SadisticSiren]

Edward is a sparkly pussy. I'm a female, and I HATED it. Real vampires do NOT sparkle. The plot does not start until the very end of the book, like Meyer hastily tacked it on, the characters are flat, and the writing sucks. Yet, despite all this, little teeny bopper girls insist on creaming their panties over Edward because he's so "hawt" and "perfect".

[chechen120]

its a movie for girls nothing for us.kinda first action gay girly movie

[CashierFromHell]

lol

have read the others

they add werewolves a half vampire half human

and now that i finally finish them i wish i commited suicide after the first

[natalie90210]

hahaha this is great =] I'm a fan of Twilight but this is definitely funny =] and lestat would totally kick Edwards ass any day

[lastonealiveinside]

edward is probably jerking off to a mens health magazine

[Twlightsuckschannel]

HAHA that was funny xD

[Mahe34]

Well I LOVE THE Twilight SERIES and thank you for your video it reminds me that rude and mean people still exist ! And YOU MADE MY DAY knowing that there are worser people out there than me !

Thanks :)

[gunstar9]

thank you for reminding me that the world is full of idiots. "worser"? come on.

[TheCanadianPrairies]

Mahe, people have different opinions than you. Deal with it.

[nightshade0]

wait i REMIND you that mean and rude people exist. . . really. . . . . . have you come from a different time period where the world isnt surrounded by assholes or even yet theres now the case of you being rude by taking the time to come try and make me feel bad so whenever you decide to make a point that would be great.

[Daltonrules007]

Well that shows that people who read Twilight inherit Stephanie Meyer's knowledge in Grammar.

[DetrimentDaSuffering]

you're lucky, i only got 3 pages in and fell asleep.

[nightshade0]

urs sounds luckier lol

[DetrimentDaSuffering]

yes, yes i do lol. but you actually read the book.

[izayoi2006]

I couldn't get pass the first one before throwing it away. Looking at the parodies is so much fun than reading the actual book

[DetrimentDaSuffering]

yeah

[Crimsonsunxx]

Lol, your right. Lestat is an amazing vampire.

Great movie. Same with Underworld. Those are vampire movies. Twilight is a cheap impersonation.

[UrutoramanTaro]

2:36 ....

:D

[TenruIllusion]

I miss Lastat and Kane....I miss good vampires.

[hellokitty9191]

u r so rite hahah just watched it sat. it was so fuckin gay!

[Homezgurl]

AGREED.

Well I only made it half way through Twilight before I just gave up....

Harry Potter is better.

[Mahe34]

That's funny I thought Twilight was better !

[thexshattered]

"A long rant about nothing." You got that right.

Twilight =/= Something (or anything at all, for that matter)

Nice points.

[Muisann]

XDD I am adding your video to my Twilight rant/parodies This is uhhmmaaazziinng!

[vampiregurl32]

You're freaking funny!!! YOu're right.

LEstat is the vampire...

Oh, you can add that Edward is a mix of tinker bell and dracula.

you're funny everytime you describe edward sparkle...

[Silv3rm00nl1ght]

Yes, Someone that freakin' agrees with me! All the girls here love this book,and I found it borin'. Nothin' good about it. This isnt a Vampire book, it's a bed time story for 3rd graders. :D

[FantasmaLuna]

And again I say it: Lestat is God!

[kidcat4]

This is amazing.... It put me in a good mood!

[truthisbetter]

if you read the book...he states why he doesnt kill people...

[nightshade0]

i have read the book it was just gayer then all san francisco

[truthisbetter]

the books are the movie was...I just watched it...and it was so lame...so unbelieveable...so laughable...the only thing that was believable was the baseball scene, the fight and the cullens (except edward) oh and jacob but that is about it...the acting between edward, bella and charlie reminded me of a high school play...so corny..the books are better

[nightshade0]

i understand wat u mean im jus not a fan of the story n i probly wont c the movie but i do plan on possibly readng the second mearly because u shouldnt mock somethng u kno nothng about

[truthisbetter]

true true...consider not seeing the movie a good thing...it was so lame...i seen HS plays better than that...lol...

[truthisbetter]

oops...i meant to say the books are better than the movie...sorry about that

[AyakoKizukota]

WOOO!!! LESTAT!!!!! MY FAVORITE VAMPIRE!!!! Lestat can kick edwards ass

[rcloverc101]

dude. that shit is funny! im tired of all the peeple at my school reeding them damn books! THEY SUCK! THEM BOOKS ARE STOOPID! WELL AT LEAST I KNOW YOUR ON MY SIDE ON THIS DAMN TWILITE THING. ALRITE, DUDE PEACE! CALL ME SOMETIME!

------CRICKETT------- PS. were u stoned when u made this? j/w. lol

[nightshade0]

thx dude o hey sorry i wasnt here on friday i was chilln with my girl

[FantasmaLuna]

Dude, totally agree!

Edward's a pussy.

Bella's retarded.

Lestat is God!

Somewhere in the world Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave because of Stephanie Meyer!

[nodoubt009]

no you suck asshole !!!

[nightshade0]

lmao wat a fn loser