SEG Searl

[Beef1188]

Wow, how convincing, i would believe you if you told me water wasn't wet! :D

[Bullshitfinder1]

To- John Searl SEG and hisTeam

It would be highly recommended to upload a YouTube video confession on this SEG scam within 7 weeks. If this confession is not produced within this time, fraud investigation will be in full force.

If the YouTube confession is provided within this time, NO further action will be taken.

Times Up....... 60 years is long enough for this scam.

[jezzapimp]

Did you know, that if you shove a neodymium magnet up your ass, you'll shoot electrons instead of spittin shit.

[MyJROBERT]

what a jerk off that was

[toamaori]

Phew! so glad you are here to do our thinking for us!

[fizzguts]

Quote Capt BS "Nice. I'll make a deal with you: if there is no SEG in 6-months, I'll happily say "you are right, and I and Professor Searl and the past and present teams are totally wrong". No such stipulation is binding on you, when the SEG is released. Just call it "even". Everyone makes mistakes, we all are only human."

So Captain bullshit WAY over 6 months now and still no SEG flying or chiilingor cancer curing or power producing zip zero nada.

I take it you will keep telling lies

[Beamshipcaptain]

No one GAVE up. They all completed their work. Learn to read.

[flowerbower]

Oh, they completed 'their' work? Not 'the work' of course, otherwise the nonsense-machine would already be working.

And Searl's Part 18D includes 2 references to worthless shares in his old failed companies. You see? He openly gloats about cheating investors, and you STILL don't get it! PS: stop posting replies in the guise of new comments: are you really so afraid that I will see them?

[fizzguts]

Three months to go tick tock tick tock

[fizzguts]

Two months to go tick tock tick tock.

Bwahahahaha!!

[TheRealVerbz]

Go to JohnSearlStory com and click on 'Gallery'

You will see a letter from the USAF from a George Uhlig in the Engineering Division.

In the letter it states that the Air Force is very much interested in what Searl called "Disc Shaped Type of Flying Craft."

The Air Force seemed overly interested in acquiring copies of Searl's research.

If it is all a hoax and there is not validity to his research then why is the Engineering Division of the United States asking John Searl for advice on flight?

[flowerbower]

Yeah, and the CIA collected together a bunch of so-called psychics who claimed to be able to peer into secret Russian sites (largely on the strength of the incompetent Targ & Puthoff testing of Uri Geller).

Why do you assume that the military possesses any sort of scientific nous? At best, they are covering themselves by collecting junk 'just in case'.

[TheRealVerbz]

you could have at least had the little guy running in the wheel.

[Beamshipcaptain]

Work is ongoing as funds permit and dleivery of materials. The team continues its work, and more video of the prototype is coming.

[Beamshipcaptain]

This SEG will directly benefit you in your life, and save you thousands of Dollars a year. The work is ongoing.

[1BustedMyth]

Over 20 years I have been waiting, all the time, same story, new investors needed!

[shodanxx]

ok I just found out about this a good 20 minutes ago and I can easily tell you it's a scam

a cute toy that jiggles magnets around

it's got all the telltale signs of pseudoscience

and you're telling me you've been waiting 20 years ?

have you seriously been believing in this for 20 years

how can you be so incredibly naive ?

I don't think anyone would believe in this more than a few minutes !

free energy, incomplete theories, sweet talking well articulate frontmen, lack of hard evidence

[1BustedMyth]

Thankyou! finaly some facts

I could actualy understand that lecture.

Check out

Searl - Some Inconvenient Truths, Part 1 ,

on you tube, I always knew about this but not the full extent, but of course i'm an agent for MIB! ;)

[Drevtoobe]

"No, but since you are typing Cyrillic characters, one could easily conclude you are a Russian operative."

Shit, I have been outed as a Russian spy. I shouldn't have made that big mistake by posting in Cyrillic characters. How come they didn't teach me that in Russian spy school?

Now I am not sure what to do with the giant rubber forehead stamp that says "RUSSIAN SPY" and the corresponding giant ink pad.

[knightwhosayni1]

OH-MY-GOD - I'm a russian spy too. I know cyrillic.

[fatsomamacheese]

LOL, all the SEG groupies voting thumbs down on all the comments, ahahaha. Little red numbers can't stop truth, ya bastards...

[Drevtoobe]

HEY BEAMIE!!!! Are we going to see over unity demonstrated in March with the two-roller setup?

[Drevtoobe]

HEY BEAMIE!!!! I guess not, eh? Oh well, you can always switch sides and go over to the Ruskies!!! LOL

Продолжайте читать закон площадей. Пойдите дальше и процветайте большой капитан судна луча. Наслаждайтесь водкой.

[Beamshipcaptain]

No, but since you are typing Cyrillic characters, one could easily conclude you are a Russian operative. Self-implication, and your cover is blown.

[fizzguts]

Ten months to respond!

Capt Bullshit you as sharp as a bowling ball

[Beamshipcaptain]

You don't get it do you. You are not even worth a response. I converse with you out of simple courtesy, even though it is undeserved on your part. No matter, it is going to be interesting to see your reaction in a short while. You will no doubt claim "hidden batteries", and try to act destructively to yourself and others.

[fizzguts]

"You are not even worth a response"

LIAR

"it is going to be interesting to see your reaction in a short while"

It will be the same reaction you've had for the last 2 years. Old bandy legs is a conman only believed by tinfoil hat wearing KOOKS who has produced NOTHING zip zero nada

[Beamshipcaptain]

How little you know. You are pathologically obtuse.

[Beamshipcaptain]

All of your predictions have not panned out. I remind you, you were so sure the JOHN SEARL STORY DVD would NEVER be released, and the followup concerning the new mass-production prototype is now filming in Thailand. Professor John Searl hs been vindicated.

[fizzguts]

Capt Bulshit surely you jest we kept predicting the DVD would be delayed and delayed and delayed and delayed. Just exactly as it happens.

We all predicted DVD would be moose drool only appealing to tinfoil hat wearing kooks and guess what. WE WERE RIGHT.

For two years every couple of months you have been saying we will be AMAZED. and the only thing Capt Bullshit we have been amazed at is your and old bandy legs complete lack of well anything actually.

No manned space flight now? Bwahaha

[Beamshipcaptain]

The DVD was released January 15, Einstein. And I recieved my copy in the mails a month ago. Get 'em while they're hot. More proof you don't know what you are taliking about. And you have FAILED to halt the progress of the work, and the followup DVD, concerning the mass-production prototype final assembly is commencing filming in Thailand. Next couple of months will be more incredible than the invention of the wheel.

[fizzguts]

Quote "Next couple of months will be more incredible than the invention of the wheel." The only incredible thing to occur in the next 3? 4? months (I notice a vagueness in your posts now. Getting a bit worried?) is old bandy legs claiming to have invented the wheel. No stupider than his claim to have built a SEG 3? 30? or is it 300? times and sort of lost them

[Beamshipcaptain]

Just peruse the literature, and find out for yourself. My main worry is that when the SEG's are mass produced in a few months, you will lose your mind when your worldview comes crashing down like the unstable house of cards.

[Drevtoobe]

That's a good one Beamie because we always worry about you losing your mind.

Perhaps the Searl Gang will get lucky (or unlucky) and get the same type of press as the "cold fusion" fiasco of 1989. "Unlucky" would mean Searl's house of cards will come crashing down.

If your 2073 fantasy comes true I'll buy a SEG and power my house. I will also buy the Orgasmatron and get some Orgone.

Somehow I feel though like I am going to have to wait some more.... more than a few months.

[Drevtoobe]

Hey, that just inspired a joke!! Do you remember the "cross a chicken with a guitar" joke?

Q: What do you get when you put some Orgone into an Orgasmatron?

A: I don't know, it fucked itself to death!

[Beamshipcaptain]

You said the same thing about the new Searl movie. If you would just study the divices and their history instead of being a know-it-all naysayer, you would be a much happier person. I am not allowed to give out any details at this point, but you have already been proven wrong, and Professor Searl and the work has been vindicated with the new prototype for mass-manufacture, and many companies which I shall not mention at this timehave come on board. The follwup concerns the prototype SEG.

[Drevtoobe]

Sun turnin' 'round with graceful motion

We're setting off with soft explosion

Bound for a star with fiery oceans

It's so very lonely, you're a hundred light-years from home

Freezing red deserts turn to dark

Energy here in every part

It's so very lonely, you're six hundred light-years from home

I'm pretty sure that you and the gang are way more than two thousand light-years from "home".

Just deliver the goods, and they will come.

- Credit to the Glimmer Twins circa 1967

[Beamshipcaptain]

Nice. I'll make a deal with you: if there is no SEG in 6-months, I'll happily say "you are right, and I and Professor Searl and the past and present teams are totally wrong". No such stipulation is binding on you, when the SEG is released. Just call it "even". Everyone makes mistakes, we all are only human.

[Drevtoobe]

That sounds fair to me. I won't accept any grey areas though... like "There is a functioning SEG in Thailand but nobody can see it. Look at these new clips and see it turning?"

That just won't cut it. By August 20th there has to be overwhelming proof that it is all real and actually works. If it is all true it would probably be the biggest story of the 21st century. (Or the second-biggest if you know what happens.)

[Beamshipcaptain]

OK. We have reached a MODUS VIVENDI, a point of agreement. I hold no malice or animosity toward you or flowerbower or ANYONE. I just want the best for you, and by extension, all Mankind. Recognise that there were and are powerful forces in governments and industry that use these technologies routinely for decades, but don't want it deployed for the general public and the scientific community. As in other things, that is rapidly changing. The public is being re-educated via the mass-media.

[Beamshipcaptain]

You and the entire world WILL see the functioning new mass-production SEG prototype in due time. This will directly benefit YOU, in your life.

[fizzguts]

Quote "in due time."

No No No August 20th

You said it you are committed to it, no lies, no squirming

By the way

Quote "work has been vindicated with the new prototype"

WRONG as that statement from old bandy legs is a lie

Quote "My main worry is that when the SEG's are mass produced in a few months, you will lose your mind"

OH DO LEAVE OFF. You couldn't give a toss, the same as I don't care if old bandy legs brain explodes.

[Beamshipcaptain]

Due time MEANS by August. No squirming. The new SEG is being completed as we speak. The followp DVD which concerns mainly the new mass-production SEG protorype is commencing filming in March of '09.

[Beamshipcaptain]

New clips are coming. The work is ongoing. The DVD was relased a couple of months ago. I am doing my part. The team, jsut like the teams of the past, are doing theirs.

[flowerbower]

Hmmm, what DID happen to the teams of the past? Oh yes, they all eventually 'caught on' and gave up.

[fizzguts]

Quote Capt BS "Nice. I'll make a deal with you: if there is no SEG in 6-months, I'll happily say "you are right, and I and Professor Searl and the past and present teams are totally wrong". No such stipulation is binding on you, when the SEG is released. Just call it "even". Everyone makes mistakes, we all are only human."

5 months to go, tick tock tick tock

DVD of the assembly finished? Bwahahahaha.

[Beamshipcaptain]

You are crazy. One cannot argue with a crazy mind. So I wont even try. I converse with you out of courtesy; trying to get you to look at the past and present work are an excercise in futility; one cannot even CONVERSE with a crazy-mind, such as yours.

[fizzguts]

Quote Capt BS "Nice. I'll make a deal with you: if there is no SEG in 6-months, I'll happily say "you are right, and I and Professor Searl and the past and present teams are totally wrong". No such stipulation is binding on you, when the SEG is released. Just call it "even". Everyone makes mistakes, we all are only human."

5 months to go, tick tock tick tock.

[fizzguts]

4months to go Capt BS tick tock tick tock

[Drevtoobe]

The magnetizer is ready dammit! Can't you read?

[fizzguts]

No no no only the sinewave magnetizer is done, the AC DC magnetizer is being worked on and heavan knows when the pelvic thruster will be ready.

Seriously old bandy legs is starting to look a lot like Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. We have enquired what's under the lab coat. I'm scared it is fishnet stockings.

Won't anybody think of the children!!!

[Drevtoobe]

Beamenfurter wears fishnet stockings also!

Beamenfurter! It's all over! Searl's mission is a failure. His lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Realitania, prepare the transit Beamship, bitch.

Or is that, "Prepare the transit Beamenfurtership, bitch"?

Getting close to the mooring mast.... OMG!! Everyone burnt to a crisp by 100 trillion volts! Oh! The humanity!

[fizzguts]

LOL Once again I must doff my hat and admit to being beaten to the punchline. I love the idea of "Preparing the transit beamship" BRILLIANT!!

[sacha4you]

Drevtoobe, the magnetizer is indeed ready. However it needs to be charged with a couple of GJ of belief-energy. The reason Prof. Dr. John Searl produces and sells new videos. This way, the anti-gravitational effect on the wallets of the DVD-buyers can be collected and transformed through the SEG-mockup into the required belief-energy.

;-))

[Drevtoobe]

Isn't something big supposed to happen in March? Will there be a run on the supermarkets? Should I buy some extra flashlight batteries or something?

I hope that they did the calculations to make sure that the atmosphere is not going to catch on fire.

[flowerbower]

Perhaps it will be more akin to Heaven's Gate or Jim Jones (the 'punch-line' would certainly be shorter this time).

[Drevtoobe]

If Fernando doesn't deliver I doubt that Swallowcommand issued him a cyanide pill to bite into before the fraud trial. lol

Although... there is some irony there when you consider the name of the organization.

[flowerbower]

Perhaps he could buy several pounds of apples, extract all of the pips, put them in a blender, and drink the result. There should be enough cyanide therein to do the trick. Also, it would be a nice gesture to the memory of Newton; a way of 'saying sorry' for linking Newton's name with Searl's so often.

[Beamshipcaptain]

Fernando HAS delivered. You are in for the shock of your young life.

[norb1937]

No one has ever seen Searl's discs fly.He just says they do. He has no demonstrations like american anti gravity or only 1 egg productions where they demonstrate electrogravitics.

[Drevtoobe]

I want to order the limited-edition 'Tasmanian Devil' version of the home-edition SEG.

Then I want to over-clock it and start flying!!! Start a new trend!

Then I am going to get rich by marketing my "Extreme Segging Girls Spinning Wild" videos!

I thank my hero Professor Searl. Through his wisdom and guidance we will all live in the 'Happy Time'. His regalia is just so hott!

[Drevtoobe]

Hey! What about the flying squirrel? It even wears epaulettes!

Watch out for SEG poop from above.

[Beamshipcaptain]

The person who posted this video is either on drugs of some kind, or in immediate need of suitable mental-supervision for acute schizophrenia. A far cry from folks that spend their lives in hard-work and study, and building, for the betterment of their fellow man.

[knightwhosayni1]

Putting video of hamster on youtube is symptom of mental illnes?? BScaptain, you should change your doctor, this one lies about your condition :)

[fizzguts]

"hard-work and study, and building" To many ands Capt. BS. Please study harder.

[flowerbower]

You should see what we are saying about him under 'knight's other Searl clip! Lucky he only knows German!

[Drevtoobe]

"The person who posted this video is either on drugs of some kind, or in immediate need of suitable mental-supervision for acute schizophrenia."

You are much better at making speeches for the Searl Youth. Touch my squares! Touch them!

[Drevtoobe]

"That is the proud and beautiful logo of the Searl-run organisation SPACE PROJECT SWALLOW, as it was known 40-years ago, internationally, and today it has been shortened to Swallowcommand. The future of flight."

From Thunderbirds wannabees to an S&M web site. What is this world cumming to?

[fizzguts]

Hmm

Swallow command did always sound like some tacky porn site add to that the uniforms and the lab coats with bare legs protruding (shudder) and it really is a fairly weird fetish. Lets hope they never get to "Mmm velour" moments as seen in Futurama

[knightwhosayni1]

Futurama is one of my most favorite shows :) Have You seen "Futurama: Benders big score" ?

[fizzguts]

Benders big score is still to appear down here. Bet it arrives sooner than an all singing, all dancing SEG. Interesting that it is now 10 months since the 12 roller motor broke cover. And the progress is zip, zero, nada. Yet JS could knock a couple up before breakfast on the 1940's. Capt BS time to wake up, SEG is a con,

[flowerbower]

Do you remember the episode (1st?) where the professor shows Fry the spaceship and says, "this is the spaceship that I built. Do you want to see all of the different lengths of wire that I used". Hmmm, who does that sound like?

[waldo2020]

Does Spacecadet spit or swallow Searl?

[waldo2020]

Spacecadet! you're one to talk about mental illness, you and Mr. Nopants!

[tooosweeet]

Great idea! I used to have several dwarf hamsters... who knew the answer was so simple. Incredible. Give that hamster some nuts (no pun intended) and it will be running around on that wheel forever.

[ClarkeWaldron]

The proof is in the pudding.

Where is the pudding?

[flowerbower]

The pudding is in the hamster; greedy thing!

[ClarkeWaldron]

I thought that he looked rather well-fed.

[flowerbower]

Ms Lopez is NOT well-fed; just buxom!

[upliftin]

SEG WILL WORK! I think its time you got back to you studies, and stop playing with your pet, otherwise you might not pass those mechanics exams.

SAD VERY VERY SAD! You people need to grow up!

[knightwhosayni1]

This is Winter White Russian Dwarf Hamster. They live mainly in Siberia but they are also found in Dzungaria, Kazakhstan, Mongolia and Manchuria.

[flowerbower]

Well, you could have warned me about this. Now I don't need to post my own clip ;-) It is a pity that you could not get a squirrel; that would have been far more sarcastic!

[knightwhosayni1]

I called this hamster "Proffesor Searl". He also have SEG - his hamster-wheel. It spinnes even though there is no electric energy supplied to it. It's made of few wires and don't need maintenance. I don't now how much energy it generates and how it workes but it surely will save the planet.

[flowerbower]

I assume that you have some sort of animal-protection organisation in your country. So, better not let them know that you have inflicted such an infamous name on an innocent creature. That could well be considered cruelty! All of the other hamsters (or, at least, the scientifically educated ones) will laugh at it.

[knightwhosayni1]

You're right! I will soon change hamster's name back to "Jenifer Lopez" :D

P.S. I've read on wikipedia that Searl (pseudoscientist, not my hamster) created SEG because he had seen how to build in a dreams.

[flowerbower]

Yes, I presume that Searl invented the 'dream' story so that he could explain away the absence of the preliminary experiments, proof-of-principle models and laboratory notes that one expects to find in association with genuine discoveries.

[tooosweeet]

Hey did you read the headline on the associated press? "Squirrels briefly kill power in 2 cities" I think the part is already taken! Kakaka, it's so funny because it's true x_XX

[knightwhosayni1]

Squirrels are more effective than searl :D