Shit Muslims Say

[GlobalTalentORG]

I'm not a Muslim. Yet this wasn't funny. You just violated or Human Rights. I feel sorry for you; I don't know what to call this? Discrimination? or just pathetic? Sorry, but you don not possess much talent and if you do you're using it for a very bad cause...

[GlobalTalentORG]

Actually, on second thought... no, no talent.. at least if the talent is acting then definitely not. Politicians maybe? Have the perfect attributes for that!

[sushimonstaa]

this isn't funny. I'm a Muslim and I'm not offended. Just not funny.

[wastingpapes]

MUSLIMS :)

[mohamadaqil]

Put it this way....the video isn't offensive, but it's not funny either.

[Darkwood5555]

iSLAM

[caremell]

btw the guy with glasses is hot yet he is haram :D

[caremell]

hahahahaha ! i cracked when he says steve job is half arab he is definitely muslim and michael jackson...also part can u buy me first class ticket to meccah funny :D

[bigtig4life]

Shakespeare was definitely Muslim- Sheikh-Zubair. Lol

[xShootingStar1999]

WAT DA FREAKIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SINA & SHIA WE ALL FREAKIN MUSLIMS & THIS IS COMING FROM A SHIA GURL & EVEN IF UR NOT MUSLIM BUT UR AN ARAB U R STILL MY BROTHER & SISTER , DONT TRY TO START SHIT BY SAYIN ''OH I DONT LIKE SHIA'' OR ''I DONT LIKE SINA'' ITS ANNOYING ND I AM NOT HATING DA VIDEO , THE VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD

[MrPRANK31]

@xShootingStar1999 the difference is tht when our prophet dies prophet ali shia crys while suni celebrate im shia so we cry i dont but then when its all over were all friends again but when he dies its like war and stuff its weird but thts the difference and shia is more free suni hides them selves under dark cloths like tht cover there whole body except eyes the girls do and wear the chadar the thing tht girls wear on there heads but on is more free than the other and than one crys for ali

[shglwkegd]

@MrPRANK31 fuck you shia sooner or later we are gonna chop your fucking heads off besides if you want to talk about girls freedom go look at Iran you retard

[jamalzindani]

these people are sick and fucking indian,, look the ring in his hand

[stevrao]

@jamalzindani chill out mate! whats with the racist comments yo! haha



[moroccanprinc3ss]

So funny! People need to chill!!!

[aMIWCreature]

I'm muslim and this is just way too accurate xD

[sheikhrattleroll1]

you guys re all sexy muslim boys.

[brounn]

second look is haram bro! *that's my wife!* LMAO

[swimmingable]

im a muslim girl and this is so hilarious!!!

[bebzelle]

the guy in the glasses is not muslim, i think, cuz he's wearing the Sikh bracelet his right wrist....btw he's hawt

[fbrookec1001]

The one in the glasses can get it!!!SEXYYYYY

[jawadstyle2]

more dislikes than likes this is wt u should have

[jawadstyle2]

Fuck you hard...

[EmPoZeHD]

yeah im muslim but you guys are fucking faggots.

[DollSarah]

SHEIKH ZUBIR! HAHA



[MsComedyCrazy]

LOOOOOL this is funny :D

[azaezehra]

Shia comment not cool.

[ghool10000]

@azaezehra He's Saying It Like A joke Like That's How PPl Act About Shias

[thedunzable]

Sheikh Zubir.

I died in laughter.

[sssss359]

ustag fir rullah! haraam! you will burn in the hell fire! laa hola wala koo eta illa billa hill ali yul atheem! *throws pebbles* shaytan will find you! P.S. shia's do have souls...P.P.S sheikh-zubair is my uncle and he is not a poet. .P.P.P.S. I dont have down syndrone..

-NIGGAS IN D-TOWN

[PS3RULES99]

I'm SHIA AND IM A PERSON

[ghool10000]

@PS3RULES99 No really!

[muffinmayen77]

its not really arrange marriage its like a blind date that never ends.. hahahahahhahahaha

[novakdjoker]

love the dance at the end

[ahmedkapoo1]

i am muslim and proud

[SQB68]

lolzzzzzz sheikh-zubair....sheikspear...­..duh :D :D

[sssss359]

@SQB68 SHUUUUTT THHEE HEELLL UPPP! HES MY UNCLE! HE AINT NO POET MOFUKA! *throws pebbles*

[dilawer321]

LOLLLL "shia people aint muslim, are they even people" no joke i have actually heard some of my muslim friends say this lmao!!

[kiandita]

I'm a Moslem and I live in the most-populated Moslem country, but I've never do or say more than 80% things shown on this video. Yes, I say "Assalamu'alaikum" and I also concern about which foods to eat, but I never offend Shia and I don't even wear hijab.

This video might be funny if they show the truth about what we always do or say. But in fact, it's not.

[38672]

This is an ignorant video.. You are mocking the religion and disrespecting it, which is blasphemy... Go learn some knowledge instead of wasting your time making pointless YouTube videos.

[Endlessfan]

@38672 Oh great. Another uneducated prick. Can't you get a sense of humor? He isn't mocking anything. He's making a parody of what muslims basically discuss about.

If you think this is offensive, then you probably have down syndrome.

[harkarang]

@38672 why are you wasting your time watching and commenting on pointless videos?

[afghans4eva]

hahahaha. shakespeare = sheikh zubair hahaha best one

[TheAfghanBabyy]

I'm Shia...and even though I found most of this video absolutely hilarious, the part 'Are Shia people even people?'

....That was messed up. So so so messed up.

I'm not that offended, I'm just saying....

[maani88]

haha not funny

[turkishpride17]

second look is haram hahaha wallahi bro wallah hahaha



[ThatChicXD]

Lmfao :)

[Palmakoy]

wat the hell is up with these Shia's? their always offended STOP ACTING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS

[MehdiVideos369]

this is so offensive to Shias, i'm thumbing it down!

[yourugly1994]

@MehdiVideos369 fuck shias lol. and your non-human opinion. faggot cunt.

[brinpol]

So funny, Especially how Sunnis look down on Shiites.

[charleybear22]

@muhammadispig you are so unbelievably filthy, and thats my opinion only from a few of ur comments which i have seen. burn the quran with bacon? are you serious, it just shows how closed-minded people like you are if u think the only things to the religion are a holy book and not eating a greasy salty meat that does nothing but give high cholesterol. you have no respect and one day someone will slander something that you care for and respect, the u can see how it feels.

[rollercoaster2609]

you cant talk to siri !!!!!!

[bmaxaus]

JEWZ!!!!

[ramiyna]

'Are these Zabiha?!' (with the peanut butter) lmao!

[AllahAlRahman]

Keep the Shia out of the way you do not take "your" Islam seriously. By the way you look I am going to guess Pakistan, where all terrorism and wahabism originates, and where all hate crimes against Shia occurs as well. I have sunni friends, however, the two types of sunni's I keep away from are Saudis and Pakistanis which are the two main terrorist groups; the main two groups which like yourself target the Shia Muslims (which is the truth path, the way of the Prophet, not the money way of Islam)

[jonostan]

@TheJahlani +1 for being reasonable! The world needs more muslims like you.

[GaladedridDamodred]

1:32

Abu Nuwas would be proud.

Also, I'm not Muslim, but my Muslim friends say, "Shut up, YOU'RE haram!" a lot to each other.

[SaraKay852]

this is really funny- ppl need to calm down...

[posters438]

nimrods



[nomangondal7]

Not at all funny. You dumb fucks. Islam only asks you to shake hands. What would you feel if a guy looks at your doubter, sister or mother with a filthy mind? That's why Islam just forbids a single accidentallook! You talk about Hijab? Hijab literally protects the dignity if a Muslim. Everyone knows how improper and absurd a woman looks in Bikini or short tight clothes. Islam is the fundamental light. Belueve it or fuck off. Your disbelieving won't change the truth.

[jonostan]

@nomangondal7 Our disbelieving won't change your opinion, you mean. It's not the truth.

[Megabob10]

@nomangondal7

You're disgusting.

[123justinbieberful]

im muslim and i find this funny.... though not all of us r like that ...

[xxShadowable]

SHAKESPEAR= SHEIKH ZUBER

I KNOW ARABIC, ZUBER MEANS PENIS IN ARABIC...

[hassanjamil1]

i am a muslim and this is effing hilarious, how can you be offended by this

[TodayDied]

LOL

[winx123rocks]

I don't say those things...

[alibodababa32]

Lmfao. "I lost my wudu".

[egyprincess6894]

Why are people offended by this?? I'm Muslim and I thought it was hilarious

[jonostan]

@egyprincess6894 Good thing most muslims do understand things meant as a joke :)

[muhammadispig]

BURN A QURAN WITH BACON, SEE MY CHANNEL

[PESgayFIFAgreat]

@muhammadispig

Fucking redneck piece of shit. You will burn in hell for burning any holy book of any religion.

[muhammadispig]

@PESgayFIFAgreat GO SEE ME BURN QURAN WITH BACON

[PESgayFIFAgreat]

@muhammadispig

No i wont go watch that.Do you think your funny? How does that make feel inside if you get enjoyment from doing stuff like that then you are a freak and you need to go get some help because your stupid ass thinks it would be a good idea to do that. Your channel name doesn't make any sense since he was not a pig. The reasons Muslims don't eat pork is because pigs are disgusting animals that roll around in their own feces.

[muhammadispig]

@PESgayFIFAgreat Excuse me, but all animals is walking on their own feces, have you even been to a farm? No one will go to hell because they eat a pig, it is just words in a book, use your brain man.

[PESgayFIFAgreat]

@muhammadispig

Damn you are redneck look at my comment i said "ROLL" not walk I said "ROLL".

Let me ask you a question how would you react if someone where to burn the holy book of your religion. I just want to hear what you would do.

[muhammadispig]

@PESgayFIFAgreat I wauld laugh, because i believe in free speech, some thing you low IQ sand monkeys will never learn. If you retarded stone age brain mentality would not had been so fucked up, you would not gotten pounded on by the whole world. That is why you nuts, will never take over the world.

[PESgayFIFAgreat]

@muhammadispig Im not arab so that doesn't affect me in any way.

[jonostan]

@PESgayFIFAgreat Frankly, I wouldn't care very much. People who do that are clearly not the brightest or most respectful, but why do you give a crap what they do? Let them do their thing and don't let it affect your life, simple as that.

[PESgayFIFAgreat]

@jonostan

It doesn't affect my life im just telling him what hes doing is wrong.

[jonostan]

@PESgayFIFAgreat Yes, I agree it's wrong to burn another religion's holy books because it's simply disrespectful. But to let it turn into violence with serious material damage and the potential of human death (like the riots in Afghanistan) is taking it a bit far, don't you think? Religion can be a good thing and it's great if people are religious and it makes them better people, but the world would be a better place if everyone (both sides!) were a bit more tolerant.

[PESgayFIFAgreat]

@jonostan

I totally agree with what your saying. I wish more people would stop stereotyping all Muslims as the same people.Ever religion has their goods and their bad. I'm glad you are not one of those people.

[zer0everything]

IM MUSLIM AND THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG

[mattyrulz13]

hey im not muslim, but i live in a muslim country, and i can totally vouch for this!!!! XD

[liontoxicatorR]

Okay im muslim,and i found this really offensive

[123duckyducky]

@liontoxicatorR lol i am to its hilarious! have a sense of humour!

[liontoxicatorR]

@123duckyducky Well it wasn't that funny because non of it is true,i do have a sense of humor,and a sense of humor is when something partiality the same/similar/the same to the real thing,but this has nothing to do with it.

[ossielmais]

I found this hilarious lol get a sense of humour people

[OceanSkate401]

@ossielmais how did you get top comment? all u did was give your stupid opinion.

[tianapm]

WAIT THIS IS FUNNY, EVEN I'M A MUSLIM !

[tianapm]

wait, do you mean Shakespeare is sheikh zubeh? eh?

[atheist382]

Hahahahaha

[ahmedimran5524]

i disliked it because it is not accurate...! really its only funny when its accurate!

[tqrecords]

I disliked because I don't think its funny or accurate.

[MuneyMunchkinn]

hahahahha omg i loveee it !! its soo trueeeee wallahi ! ;D

[robellaabbas]

lolz they sounds like arabs n arabs r not the only muslim in world but they r so arabs coz arabs really talk shit which is so far from islam :D

[hamidious]

@robellaabbas Ok, that's kind of racist. Arabs can be good Muslims too.

[sec3031]

where did you get that badass silky silver/black kufiya? (the guy with the glasses is wearing it)

[amirez88]

this is totally shit

[soso2010glossy]

I did not like this video because it blasphemes Islam

[hananesalaam]

A slight exaggeration on reality...

A great majority of sunni Muslims do in fact believe shi'a Muslims are not Muslims...in fact every sunni I know says ismailis are not Muslims.

 I hear hijabi girls call other girls hojabis for wearing tight clothes or letting their bangs show etc.

Muslims obsess about pork yet sell alcohol at their businesses (restaurants & gas stations etc)

Muslim guys stare even if you are in niqab.

You can hate this video all you want but some of it was true.

[DrHijabi]

lol

[barnsleybornnbred]

comments on "shit ____ say"

atheist: haha, yeah thats true!

christian: this made me laugh haha!

jews: lmao! thats so true!

muslim: woow.. thats abit too far, not funny! racist!

....muslims, get a fucking sense of humour!

[addictedtometal1]

this suxx

[chammander05]

WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU MEET ARABS THAT SAY THIS? WTF? i live in the most populated city of arabs and NOOO one says that shit 

[Scopps94]

wooo i knew when i clicked this link i would find soo many dislikes eventhough the ppl watching it do say these things :P

[missAYA97]

umm Shias are Muslims.

[staticvoidman]

lol... @ "shaikh zubair... shake'sbear"

but the best part was where he says "the second look is haram brother" and is replied by "subhanallah"

lmao, that part was damn funny with the expressions and all.

however fyi... subhanallah would be directed at the girl and not to your "brother"

but w/e.

checking the ingredients (of anything) and making sure there's no pork or alcohol in my drinks/foods... i do this but the way you portrayed it was funny nonetheless.

well... exaggeration always.

[heehee23]

He's sooo good on the durbeka!! Aywa!

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

I LOL'd so hard when he said hojabi. me n my friends say that all the time.

also, muslims need to just freakin learn to laugh. we do say stuff like that. get over it.

White dude cracked me up though. is he even muslim?

and to all the people getting extra offended, stop being fake, because you know make jokes like this, at least if you're ethnically not American.

CALM DOWN!

[votesaxon100]

I've watched this video numerous times to find what it is that you people find offensive. There isn't anything. It's not serious. If I said, "Go pray to your imaginary friend", now that may be offensive. I'm doing my best to respect you people and your beliefs and you're just making it THAT much harder for me to consider you as intelligent and open minded when all I see are your whiny comments and atrocious grammar and spelling. Kudos to those that direct their thoughts sensibly and can laugh.

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

@votesaxon100 agreed dude.

[HondaRipperCR125]

@votesaxon100 I agree man.

[amally22]

@votesaxon100 I'm one of the non-offended Muslims, this video is entertaining. But what I could maybe, possibly construe as offensive is "Are Shia people even people?" considering this is "Sh*t Muslims Say" and should encompass all Muslims, not single out one sect of Muslims.

Other than that, nope there's nothing I could find as even potentially offensive. As an aside, I think you shouldn't base your respect or understanding on a whole group on some youtube comments.

[votesaxon100]

@amally22 I like that you identified what it was that made the video offensive and directed that thought coherently.

Don't worry, I'm not basing my respect/understanding of a whole group of people based on these youtube comments - that would make me as ignorant and foolish as some of the idiots here. My family is Muslim (Shia, at that) along with most of my family friends etc. I've grown up around Muslims and was one for a while; I'm not judging all Muslims, just the ones giving me a reason to.

[ellurfellur18]

i'm shia... bitch .

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

@ellurfellur18 i know you're offended and all...but ur comment still made me LOL. i have shia friends. one of them snapped after this, too.

[narniehijabie]

So funny shake zuber made me crack up Alhamdullilah

[Godhand96]

hahahaha, astagfaroola boohoohoo!!

[MsRrosey]

much hate ha thats shows clearly by the way brother of michale is muslim loool  and the way u dance sucks

[bossgeneration]

this video sucks and should be banned

[surayzee]

i dont think theres anything wrong about the content of the video at all, but maybe the title could say "stuff" instead, just my opinion though =)

[jowhara2007]

This is not funny Delete this video You are all silly and stupid

[3fairrw]

@jowhara2007 cry more bitch?

[jowhara2007]

@3fairrw  I did not talk with stupid people like you

[3fairrw]

@jowhara2007 lololololololololol your face is stupid

[Darkwood5555]

iSLAM

[fuzzycakesyum]

hahaha travel channel hahahaaaa second look is haraam hahahaaa can't talk to siri hahaaaaa lmao think I've laughed so much i think i lost my wudu :|

[SomaliLioness]

Lol at the travel channel part...

[yakupow]

Iranian d*i*c*k*s!!!

i been come and cross that all the Iranians have the identify problem...anyway your government is f*u*c*k ing you guys so we dont need!!!

[Ragda111]

you are an idiot,,!

[Junttari]

lol muslim people are so butthurt, fucking idiots got nothing else to do in their lives than to worry about one youtube video. ' BUT IT OFFENDS ALLAH DA LORD' Sit the fuck down, nobody cares.

[bizzyeco]

making fun of islam is not funny

[jonostan]

@bizzyeco Why not? It's no more or less funny than making fun of any other religion.

[rajolkochlashvili]

This is hilarious lol

[hamzaism3]

yeah well shias are muslim then u stupid sonis or whatever george

[MrFairoz1]

@jonostan No i haven't seen like this before, actually i don't like these types of parodies , and i didn't mean to say that Islam is exempt from humor . Anyway if this video meant some of particular Muslims NOT all Muslims , that's may be accepted , but in a way of respect and politeness , you supposed to mention that before the show , because the word of Islam or Muslims is refer to every Muslim in this earth .

[jonostan]

@MrFairoz1 Fair - you're entitled to your opinion, of course! But in general, playing with stereotypes is very rarely meant to insult a whole group, as I don't think this is.

[4rvinder]

this is so right

[njiancak]

Of course everyone would be offended by this one.

[4rvinder]

this is 10000% right

[OriceNetWork]

Flag this please ×_×

[MastaCRoach]

Why am I watching this?

[PlainHaziq]

and the muslim guys kissing. omg srsly... anyway the rest are fine

[PlainHaziq]

plz... these is actually quite true dunt u think? i mean especially the pork part. hehehe goid times. the islam laptop part is kibda offensive though

[ALFARS911]

shut up please

[ilovemylife00100]

that's not funny.

[iDe7myx]

لا اله الا الله

[TheKsa07ksa07]

ahmed deedat 

[a3treflk]

Muslims do not say shit..

[FakarMoh]

@a3treflk LAHHAAHUAIJ

[Atirrs33]

@a3treflk Ohhhhh yes we do.

[a3treflk]

if you do, you are not real muslim.

[BeaUnkill]

You, young folks, still have a long way to go before you become mature and reflect the education you've gained.. This leads to nothing. You're not making fun of anyone but yourselves in front of the people who know you.. With all not-due respect, you are lame, Misters.

[muath2502]

هذولي ايرانيين 

[MrFairoz1]

It's the worse video that I have ever seen on YouTube ,and it's sure reflect the bad culture that these guys have , Muslims are the most respected people , and they never hurt others by doing like these stupid stuff to others religion , If you wish respect from others you should respect them first . God knows who is right

[jonostan]

@MrFairoz1 Have you even seen the number of parodies and pisstakes of Christians, and every other religion/group of people on here? Bloody lighten up, and please understand that Islam is not exempt from humour, same as every other religion, or political stance, or even sexual orientation. It doesn't mean we disrespect you, or anyone. This video is meant to be full of stereotypes and everyone apart from you seems to know it, we know that not all muslims are actually exactly like this.

[Khaloooody68]

الوعد انت وياه يوم القيامه we promise you qyiamh day is coming and we will see what you wil do in front off Allah