Eddie Izzard-Cake or Death

[CheaterGuy1998]

The cake is...

poisoned.

[TheZackified]

what kind of cake

[TheEddiejones15]

@TheZackified Cake Cake!

[slipknotrules22]

@LemonCurdAddict1234 u were rite it does say united states or death

[usabbott48g]

I want this video on my GD880 Mini unit.

[LemonCurdAddict1234]

0:33 Put closed captions on. It says "United States or death"

[TheRymaster10]

i love eddie izzard

[slycooperscane]

Cake or death

[DeHarryandLloyd]

THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

[TheLego2000]

the cake is a lie

[flobbidobbidob]

what if i eat the vicar and the cake and then die of a heart attack

[darkjoshman123]

cause thats what itll be,tea and cake or death, tea and cake OR DEATH! student will it be tea and cake or death, tea and cake or death, little red cookbook little red cookbook.

[jaykilloran8]

lol so thankyou for flying church of england cake or death

[IronFish199]

202 people got death

[arifiosoneri]

Thank you so much for the video. This is so funny. :D

[pickemallayyye]

When he does the voice for CofE he sounds like Eddie Hitler from bottom

[moocow1713]

everything is better in lego

[itostrong923v]

This video went viral on Nigeria

[gangsteroctopus11]

did only 4 year olds watch this?

because when i watched it i was waiting for the funny part but it never came!

[ItzRedsnow]

I would have chosen "or".

[conger102]

200 people accidentally chose death

[cheychey4me2u]

cake or death um... cake please WELL WERE OUT OF CAKE we only had three bets and we didnt expect such a rush so what do you want MY CHOICES ARE OR DEATH! well have the chicken then tastes of human then sir would you like a white wine err thank you thank you for flying church of england CAKE OR DEATH!!!

[Narriation222]

who disliked this?

this is funny as hell

[LiamT3120]

so my choice is OR DEATH?

WELL ILL HAVE THE CHICKEN THEN!

[MissLolinan]

@LiamT3120 it's actually well have the chicken then. uh... taste of human sir. ..... would u like a white wine. ehhh ok thank you 4 flying church or england cake or death

[t0205439b]

What the heck i love it. And i subscribe u!

[UnparalleledGenius]

Ponies.

[assassinchesses]

il have the chicken then XD

[weemanstea]

NONE OF THEM WANT DEATH ILL GIVE THEM DEATH ALRIGHT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  PLEASE DONT HURT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

[MultiShanzo]

YOU Cake or Death? arrr Death no Cake cake

[njmddm]

lol



[WackoJack057]

this Doominacer talking lil bro i just killed the dragon on MINECRAFT for the 90th time Doominacer out

[pinksliptips4u]

Little red cook book little cook book

[yazminyesenia]

Tea and cake or death

[Ummer]

In lego harry potter years 5-7 bellatrix jumps out of a cake and you get the achievement "Cake or Deatheater" It made me lol

[MonetDeonbs841]

hehe i can bend to your needs

[Deatheating309]

Ah let's see I have the death

[PREZYDENTSport]

This is so stupid

[HeavySpeed1511]

@PREZYDENTSport thats the point :D

[117keychain]

195 people chose death

[meowingkitty1]

guy cake or death. me cake plz. guy were all out. me what so or death. guy yes.me mubbling, fuck you cunt. guy this is church and i heard that no chickin for you its death for you. me oh fuck you . guy hey look its the annoying orange hey me hey me. me what? orange knife with machine gun on the end with missile laucher. guy bye. oh fuck the last thing i wanted to do before i die was to shit my pants off, hey my pants hit the knife oh shit you can see my penis guy its looks like a vagina

[limogirll29]

OMGGGGGGGGGGG LOOOOOLL

[2bestudios]

Cake or death

[B00KL0VR]

@2bestudios cake please.

[CaptainZaraph]

@2bestudios DEATH please

[CaptainZaraph]

love this

[AstralPenguin]

at school today there was a cake sale for children in need called cake-or-death and it said that the chicken option is not available.

I go to a girls school.

[Mileena721]

It is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen on YOUTUBE! Actually probably the funniest! :D

[karenjoey51692]

you there! cake or death!

[ggills58]

You! Cake or DEATH!!!!

[musicismylifehere]

cake or death?

uh.... cake plz

Well were out of cake!

so my choices are or death?

yes

uh... I'll have the chicken plz

Thanks for flying cake or death

[KImtaee]

Cake or death?

Cake for me.... I mean death death!

You said cake first na~a~a~a~a~a

What i meant was death

Fine... give him death

you're lucky I'm the church of England

[225altheaagurrie54x]

lol like romantic nights, candles, re d roses

[boeing777lover]

loosen it a little will you?

[DragonRush2112]

With a red cook book little red cookbook. :P thank you for flying church of England cake or death?!

[ApocalypticGrunts]

Funny

[123jsbach]

lol!

[MikisMimmi]

"We're gonna tun out of cake at this rate. Eh, you, cake or death?"

"Death please. No! Cake, Cake cake please!"

"You said death first! AAAAHAAAHAHAHAA!"

"No, I meant cake!"

"Oh, alright."

:P

[sahpire187]

CAKE OR DEATH? uh death please..wait wait no i mean cake.

[legopeoplesify]

this is hilarious

[halojayjayjay]

these lego vids really go well with eddies stand up :)

[FeasterBunny030]

Then i'll have the chicken!

[dyax677]

TEA, CAKE OR DEATH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[missbacks98]

haha hilarious!!love the lego versions :)

[Bhavz252]

smallbeans

[MrPenman02]

where did the chef get the cake at about 0:50 did he just pull it out of his butt??

[SonicWaffles1]

The smallbeans army is here

[Mantax66]

@SonicWaffles1 Oh hai.

[Jdude60IsBack]

190 people chose death

[rateitman100]

Funny:

" So my choices are or death?"

And "VERY WELL, GIVE HIM CAKE TO!!

+, talk, talk! " but it hurts!" loosen it up a bit will u

[DawnaLudiewd482]

ha I am a sesy latin girl who loves to have fun everywhere

[mstell96]

ehhhh.... still not that great....

[Maririnnu]

Lol in this case, the cake is truth! Unless they run out again xP

[iBeHikaru]

@Maririnnu They lied, there was more cake.

[Jste1n890]

Everytime its good. Everytime.

[terrylawson666]

188 people deserve death!

[zlash99]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[VTPPGLVR]

Had dinner with a bunch of folks and I heard someone comment how the pork "tastes of human". Not tastes like. Tastes of. Eddie Izzard is the only person I heard who used that terminology. I took a chance and I asked "Cake or death??" He smiled and said "I'll have the cake please!"

[hefftron]

@VTPPGLVR r u sayin u had dinner wiv eddie izzard???

[tinalilith]

@VTPPGLVR I was at the birthday party of a Norwegian friend couple of months ago, and they had small Norwegian flags sticking to the end of toothpicks that were used to pick up the fruit. A guest saw this and said, "do you have a flag?" and then stuck out his tongue the same way Eddie does. From across the table I said (immitating a British accent): "you can't claim us, we live here!" and it was such a cool moment :-)

[theprestigeing]

it skips at 1:50

[LionshadeElricfan]

y do lego people have yellow skin??? o.O

[renaessance]

I think the chef should've had an executioner's hood or mask on under his chef's hat, n' this wouldda been PERFECT. ^_^ So cute! Kudos for making all these li'l Lego skits of Eddie's work! :D

[TheEvilFusion]

THIS IS NOT TURE THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!! (and the pie is fake)

[yrrah123]

mm cake

[fuckbush]

Why didn't you have hitler? That Nazi fuck head...

[Mrfanatictv]

So funny on 0:37

[Mrfanatictv]

I can't stop laughing at this video!!

[SFT04TV]

cake or death...just like hell!!!!!

[axenm21]

187 people need death..

[realxila31]

We only had three bits and didn't think there would be such a rush!

[DemonicBenjyboii666]

You must have tea and cake with the vicar OR YOU DIE!!!!!

[gamerunknown]

Did you know that one of the 39 articles of faith for the Protestant Church was the literal truth of transubstantiation and that denying it would result in the penalty of death?

[YearOfTheShadow]

When Eddie Izzard is involved, the cake is NEVER a lie!

[CRAFTFLAME11]

omfg!!! i luv dis vid!!

[dANbRnL]

so my choice is, or death?

[wil09099330]

the cake is a lie!!!

[emmersmemmers1]

so mai choice is or death? ya, ill take the chicken. THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE

[iEllyx3]

"So my choise is 'Or Death'? 2"

[MissyMissKitty]

Lawl

[x04b]

Need a french translation... I don't understand the whole story.

Or just subtitles ?

[goohber1]

i want 2b reincarnated as a Legoboy. they stand the test of time when it comes 2 the "just the right size" toys 2 play with. u can do anything with legos, go go legos! more lego techno videos please. how bout a "mega lego techno rave dance party?" this video would at least have 2b 10 minutes long, & kick ass instrumental elevator techno, no lyrics, well, only if lyrics rgoofy, but mostly instrumental. life is funner in Legoland.

[swedisguy]

I love this videos!

[TheEvilFusion]

Me: Bye Dad

Dad: where are you gong?

Me: im gunna beat up 187 people

Dad: ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Me: No i got 8,321 people to back me up

Dad: Oh ok have fun

[sub0s3]

This is so brilliant .. the animations are dead on .. these dead pan lego pieces really capture Izzard so well .. So happy to have stumbled upon them

[LittleAngel1977]

I'll have the chicken please...

[lollshade]

@LittleAngel1977 would you like a glass of white wine with that?

[LittleAngel1977]

@lollshade Lol! Thank you for flying Church of England Cake or Death.

[Pikefish11]

Very nice

[TheUncannyValley0]

Obscure portal reference?

[legoguyforhire]

@TheUncannyValley0 This was before portal dumbass

[THEREALC0NRAD]

8,236 people had the chicken and it tasted delicious

[ThebestfamiIykeyb11]

Terrible

[munchee297]

So sad when I've got my little brother quoting these videos...can't wait till I go to a birthday party tomorrow...I'll ask if I can serve the cake! "Cake or death?" haha or I can pour drinks(: "Tea or death?" Lol(:

[DRAMATICmoo]

lol

[MysticaLemon]

@jack59293 MISQUOTE!!!!!!

[minibuckle]

the size of the dislike bar is the of size justin bieber dick! ;L LFMAO

[minibuckle]

TALK WILL YOU TALK

BUT IT HURTS

WELL LOSSEN IT UP A BIT

[Rubberduckzillarule1]

thank you for flying church of england - cake or death, i would get the same plane every time time if that was announced at deporting time

[Rubberduckzillarule1]

we're gonna run out of cake at this rate

[portal23555]

@HitmanMatu  the cake,s been a lie for centuries. XD

[superfunify]

ohmy when my teacher showed this to our class, we'd all walk around saying "TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH? LITTLE RED COOK BOOK LITTLE RED COOK BOOK"

[99999Malu99999]

death please, no cake cake sorry :D

[starwarsfandude]

I don't know why but I always laugh when he holds up the smiling skeleton head.

[theawsomeman1234]

cake or death uh death i mean cake cake you said cake srry first haha no i meant cake

[Superinfinitygirl]

I love the guy that says Death. No i mean cake!!!. :)

[rummienumi]

So my choice is "or death", well ill have the chicken

[crandlepenguin777]

i would of just said death for the laugh

[Bobjordy2]

Cake or death???? How does pie sound.

[Bobjordy2]

It is funny and awesome

[Ryzza7777]

gay if ure 0ver 7

[stormygamer]

Tea Cake or Death little red cook book!

[Tones4me1]

Good job!! Cake for everyone.

[fredo3601]

182 people obviously dont like cake

[Scouseafrican789]

We gonna run out of cake at this rate!!!!

[greengirl1187]

Cake ore death!? Death please. hahahahaha WELL WE'RE OUTTA CAKE!!!!!

[stuqua]

TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH !!!

TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH !!!

[ladybugred5]

This lego bit is brilliant--- GOOD WORK!

[Ilyjess911]

Ummm cake or death? Hhhmm ... I think ill have some pie! :)

[noobven]

so my choices are, or death; well ill have the chicken

[hayfever1080]

the game sorry :P and cake is such a lie :O 

[Bibledigger322]

@hayfever1080 curse you!

[Rossie123able]

Eddie is hilarious

That's for flying church of

England cake or

Death

[natalie22896]

@Rossie123able NO its thankyou for flying church of england cake or death not that :P

[answermen1]

@Rossie123able its thanks duuuuuuuhhhh

[markunas1997]

I want death.... i meant cake. I am the pope so DEATH

[markunas1997]

There is no cake really is it?

this sounds like a con

[Luscombe2]

I would choose cake!

[OldScarsNewHate]

@Luscombe2 well, we're OUTTA CAKE!!!

[OcarinaJhaemes]

*insert Portal reference, because the Fans aren't finished flogging it to death*

[samgodsiff]

"So my choices are ...... or death"

[goldie5999]

"Thank you for flying church of england cake or death" lol! Eddie Izzard is hilarious :D

[TheNathans12345]

little red cookbook little red cookbook

[pokehan]

182 people chose death

[johnnytoaster14]

7,888 people deserve cake

[otacon23]

@johnnytoaster14 and 188 people deserve death :)

[johnnytoaster14]

182 people don't deserve cake they deserve death

[xoxRaChAeLoxo14]

hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahaha!!!

[letgomyeggo100]

tea and cake or death!

[rummienumi]

ROLF!!!!!

[unicorns11498]

Tea and cake or death tea and cake or deaath

Children

Tea and cake or death tea and cake or death

Little red cookbook little red cookbook

[MrZooky123]

little red cookbook, little red cookbook!

[unicorns11498]

Lol

[unicorns11498]

Lol. Cake or death

Cake please.

Well we have no cake we only had 3 prices and we didn't expect such a rush. Now choose

So my choice is or death. Ill have the chicken.

[trojangirl246]

@unicorns11498 fine here you go. you're lucky im church of england!

[ElenarMT]

Roflmao! We had an inter-church meeting tonight. Had tea with the vicar - I was so scared of the knife on the cake tray!

[Muse041]

you missed out the vegetarian hitler thing at out at the end although i guess it would be offensive

[charlysays04]

Can anyone explain the "little red cook book" part to me please, i'm a bit thick :)

[hoobusthesecond]

oh my god what a mad cunt you are

[Jemoj]

Cake or flipping deaf your self and I'm funnier than you.

[Shibi181]

179 people picked death!

[Dyomaeth]

@Shibi181 Ditch that youtube shit and write a real comment.

[Shibi181]

@Dyomaeth No cake for you! One year!

[ButterflySketch]

what if it was a cake OF death??? ^^ LOL i love this so much

thank you for flying chruch of england : cake or death? xD

[Awesomesauce7011]

Depends on what flavor cake it is.

[alexandervlad]

@Awesomesauce7011 DEATH FLAVOUR!!!