chuck norris is unstoppable

[kricku]

Jump from a boat, get on a jetski, run up a cliff, take a car, get on a plane, drop from the plane in car with a giant parachute.

- "You're not getting away that easy!"

[shintaiden]

Why is this on Adult Swim?

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@shintaiden

It was an April Fools joke they did one year. They showed an entire marathon of this show.

[DenverCholoX3]

Chuck Norris abandoned the plane. We now know that day as 9/11 :/

[BufuNICITEL]

this pedofiles these days..thay try everything to escape with a kid, even stand against Chuck :D

[MyRealNameIs28]

*Chuck Norris having an easy time invading the plane because the bad guy does not see him*

Kid to bad guy: "Hé it's Chuck!"

Chuck Norris: =(

Bad guy: =)

[jmrwacko]

2:52 LMAO

[jmrwacko]

Sorry guys this is an emergency. I'm Chuck Norris.

[xxxKINGFROGxxx]

2:11 Chuck should of really beaten the crap out of him there...

[LOLiMovie]

wow that guy had so many back up plans to capture that kid shit

[CactusJackFan]

"Get the dignitaries and the robot to the bullet train, I'm going after too much." I know this scene is out of context but what the hell?!

[ImmaKaiba]

Boxes is Chuck Norris only weakness.

[TokyoFreeze79]

Could that fucking stupid kid give away Chuck's position anymore?

[DarkstoryX]

Is it me or did that ninja guy hump the little kid within the first two seconds of this video?

[drubeast]

It's an emergency. I'm Chuck Norris.

[canadianmoosewich]

good thing that guy didnt destroy the other conveniently placed jet ski

[andoc]

Droppy dog and Spike approve of this chase scene and are proud of it.

[oeyesea]

If Chuck Norris and Sara Palin mated the doc in the delivery room wouldn't dare swat its bottom. Hell, the baby would probably use its umbilical cord to garrotte a terrorist ...or democrat.

[12Amusic]

This video us so wrong..... Chuck norris pwnd him before the video even started

[SlingShotEllington45]

"I... dont believe this guy." sounded exactly like master chang from kung pow

[FrangiPaint]

writer1: "Think this chase scene might be a little too incredulous?"

writer2: "NO! We need MORE."

writer1: "I'm just saying, I doubt that even Chuck Norris cou-"

writer2: "YOU'RE FIRED"

[nocturned85]

Chuck: its an emergency I'm Chuck Norris!

Guy: good enough for me...

[mathieuwhocares]

chuck norris doesn't fallow twitter, twitter follows chuck norris...

[kingt34]

0:02 SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

[MRcoolperson33]

Hey that's my bike srry it for emergency I'm chuck norris

[Esoto826]

press 0 for lulz

[DenverCholoX3]

Haha at the Asian kid's face at 3:10!!!!!!

[Mazmorrero2]

Longest and most complicated chase ever.

[minimoose925]

When chuck gets pushed into the boxes in the next from they were re-aranged wen he waz running towards the pedofile in the background :o

[KuroCartoonist]

this ninja tried everything in the rule book and still chuck defied all laws of nature

[SuperRedbaron221]

@dannycar25 lol howd you do that???

[YMP1995]

28 ppl got pwned by chuck norris

[dannycar25]

ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥ punoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɔ

[redclaw65]

sigh* americans....

[iavehair2]

lol chuck norris is faster than that

[Zipzopzoopidybop]

Man the things a pedophile will do to get one kid...

[koolaid5684]

how the hell could u draw chuck norris everyone knows his awsomness cant be captured on paper

[nathan9384]

@koolaid5684 perhaps chuck himself willed his image onto paper

[koolaid5684]

@nathan9384 ah......u r an inteligent one

[madcat789]

What show is this?

[glassXmoon]

What is this called, Indiana Norris?

[MiddleEasternBorder]

Imagine all the vehicles they've wasted in this one episode.

[mistasmooth25]

this was only the cartoon version of chuck norris, imagine the real thing

[iceidor]

if i was that guy at the harbor i would be like this:

Iceidor: Hey, thats my bike!

Chuck Norris: its an emergency..im Chuck Norris!

Iceidor:.... you can have my car too.

lol

[Konnerdad]

Kneel before Chuck

[mrbattlenet]

this whole show was a depiction of an after for him

[milesprowerTV]

It's an emergency, I'm Chuck Norris. xD

[LightningLegend12]

chuck norris isn't pwning. this is his excercise quota for the day.

[MrKermit09]

this is animated chuck if it were really him he would have killed the bad guy and saved the kid halfway to 0:00 LOL!

[DenverCholoX3]

PAUSE AT 3:11 !!!!!! too funny!

[deslock38]

Chuck Norris is such a cock blocker.

[Kolbatsu]

Hey that's my bike

It's an emergency I'm Chuck Norris.

With tha line he can get away with anything.

[MegaChickenfish]

i can't believe this guy!

[Spartan007George]

in the end....no-one escapse from chuck norris

[Marinemiketobe]

Isn't it weird there is always two vehicles. The bad guys vehicle and then chuck norris'

[Belzerelli]

Norris beats Phelps...What?

[drew32904]

"Sorry guys this is an emergency..oh yea and i'm Chuck Norris"

[bazengao]

this is is stupid chuck norris doesn't dodge stuff , stuff dodge chuck norris, if theyr lucky!!! and chuck norris doesn't need a plane to fly! he can swim on land so its easy for him to walk on air!!

[ZSCamoguyZS]

wait.... wait.... wait.... hang on a second here.... there's an actual cartoon about Chuck Norris and I WAS NOT INFORMED!!!!!!!!!!! Thats EPIC!!!

[Slic3R1]

"sorry guys this is an emergency...i'm Chuck Norris"

[DoTaDAwg]

that second wavebike was very convenient

[bigtymer9778]

You dont believe guys mr villain? Thats strange cause chuck norris's mom said the same thing as he dropped kicked his way out of the womb cutting the umbilical cord on the way out.

[SupremeGladius]

at 0:57 y chuck norris dodge the car? u kno it would have ripped it in half like a piece of paper.

[unclefestus]

@SupremeGladius

Chuck Norris probably figured that would be too easy and wanted to make a sport out of it.

[Bluetiger457]

I think Chuck Norris was in a state of extreme kindness in this episode. If he was feeling normal, or even nice, the episode would have ended quickly by him giving a roundhouse to the evil guy's boat off his boat going faster than the speed of light with the kid landing on his pinky finger and being launched back to the boat.

[akitomizuki]

How did the truck get into the plane?

[656fatman]

chuck norris fact : did you know if chuck norris sneezes it will be the end of the world

[Springmaus2007]

Well,at least he did not wear a shirt...now THAT would be ridiculous.

[Joker80808]

Chuck should dropkicked the throuh the jeep

[Joker80808]

Wait.....This was on adult swim?....WHEN?

[ignaxo12]

@Joker80808 in july 4 years ago :O read the description

[Kuwaiti1990]

worst voice acting ever.

[Gamingidiot42]

chuck norris eats trees and poops money

[hendern4]

I wish that kid died, all he did was smile while he was being kidnapped

[rdubayoo]

Revised dialogue:

"Hey, that's my bike!"

"I'm Chuck Norris."

"...enjoy my bike, sir."

[L7world]

thank god that 2nd jet ski was there

[zombieoutbreakprod]

@L7world wouldn't have mattered he would have just swam

[narutouzumaki556]

chuck norris is so awesome...he gets his own cartoon....

he's so awesome he could probably rule the world...or...be pres.

[DmasterX69]

no splash.....he fell straight on the jetski...thats chuck for you

[zemrabukur]

he didnt get knocked out he was looking for the broken rope to put the boxes back together,stupid!

[GokuSS31]

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[ass1h]

empty wooden boxes powns Chuck Norris??

we are doomed

[OwnedOver9000]

Notice how the boxes which fall on Chuck Norris are somhow re-stacked in the next scene. Chuck Norris did it at light speed because he CAN!

[EvisceratorBand]

Too much unrealistic dialogue during that bike scene. Should've been more like:

Fishermen: Hey, that's my bike!

Chuck Norris: I'm sorry...YOUR bike? I'm Chuck Norris.

[EvisceratorBand]

In situations like these, harm can only be put in Chuck's way.

[steampower97]

the last expression the henchman makes tells you he is about to endure GREAT pain and suffering

[kokirihin]

takes more than a turn left on a plane to kill the chuck XD!!!!!

[superkaioken1]

me: hey thats my bike

CHUCK: im chuck norris

me: you don't need that bike let me carry you sir

[BainScalibar]

@superkaioken1 You can't, the world would die on contact. :P

[abcRebel]

@superkaioken1 You can't cary the universe...

[MrLoganDunleavy]

why didn't he just shoot down the plane with his finger?

[SuperKeith00]

@MrLoganDunleavy because he want to save the kid

[cue1555]

chuck norris has the best number 1 joke @ 1:00 nobody can top that....an i mean nobody

[skullythebloger]

"hey thats my bike!

sorry guys im chuck norris"

XD he gets what he wants when he wants it

[TICETOCAR]

the airplane Chuck jumped out of as the last person.. would later crash into a building in a big city centre.. but he DID save that boy :-)

[PolyesterMoustache]

2:51 1:01 2:30

[Teranex]

Lol Chuck Norris proffesional stalker.

[zombieoutbreakprod]

im chuck norris ok ok!!! have the bike

[fatman8994]

hahaha!! this is an emergency i'm Chuck Norris is the best line ever.

[doanjoey]

He just doesn't seem right without his beard.

[solidityIam]

There's no one who can stop Chuck Norris. :D

[stephenatorelite]

"Sorry guys, It's an emergency... I'm Chuck Norris" !

[thewatching191]

my god, chuck norris's weakness is empty wooden boxes!

[Teranex]

Now that you say it !

[brunobolsomanda]

bullshit, when chuck kicked taht ninja from behind, he should be instantly dead

of course, it isnt chuck because all the actors would be dead :)

[TheMastercheif2553]

did the plane die ?

[Lubuthewarrior]

the plane went on its own and lived happily ever after

[Teranex]

And then it met a bike which was also driving on and made many little planebikes with it and continued to live happily ever after.

[Fatman1893]

Every single person in that clip is lucky to have survived a near-Chuck-experience.

[hybridpupet]

hahahaha so true

[tosyalist]

Even the little kid he's saving?

[Fatman1893]

Especially the little kid he's saving.

[hesteskum]

love the 1:10 part.. i took the bike and it was okay course he was chuck norris:D

[dangermouce]

its a emergency im chuck norris greatest. line. ever.

[PsychoticLuke]

LOL @ 3:04!!!!! Couldn't the ninja just punch Chuck's fingers off? I bet he's too damn afraid of it. xD

[rmanning02]

wtf that kids a boy?

[Gyanzak]

-"Sorry guys, this is an emergency. I'm Chuck Norris."

And they're like "Yeah, whatever."

[TCFan25]

Why don't they make complete cartoons from his real movies... full sequences, dialogue, violence language, sex etc...

[howrey6969]

So i'm just going to assume that everything that happened in this scene is based on true events... Chuck Norris is just that damn good!!!

[ghettokills]

that car got lucky i thought chuck was gunna roundhouse it to jupiter

[PedtheFox]

Search on google:

find chuck norris

[3LANCER]

1:02 ultimate excuse to steal people's bikes :D

[ghettokills]

this what shudda happened: HEY THATS MY BIKE

....chuck norr..

SORRY MR NORRIS ITS ALL YOURS

[rbonilla18]

omg this is the worst piece of shit i have seen it in years. super cheesy

[jamesbelas]

chuck norris will now kill u in the next few hours, good luck, it will be swift and painless

[jamesbelas]

im chuck norris! i can do wat ever the fuck i want!!!!

[Altiar123]

you are going to be brutally raped and beaten by chuck norris for saying that, good bye

[jamesbelas]

i am now scared for my life, and will commit suiside in hopes that the suiside atempt will be less painfull than chuck norris :p

[Altiar123]

Does't matter cause Chuck Norris can kll you even after your dead

[ji66n355]

"Sorry guys this is an emergency... im CHUCK NORRIS"

Haha that makes it OK!

[nameooo]

cheesy

[pkemr4]

rhat cannot be chuck norris and what tv show is this?

[Marshmellowman]

I think that the only thing that would make this video better is to have the "Delta Force Theme" Song playing in the background.

[yungjabba0]

serious?

[Olaskalekamedboll]

Lol the plane gave birth at 2:32 ... And Chuck right after :o ..

[Joniberto]

3:10 nice accuracy xD

[DenverCholoX3]

Naw, look at the kids face

[frothyshoes]

Jump out of the plane with no parachute? Only Chuck Norris

[DenverCholoX3]

A small fact about this, is that when Chuck jumped out of the plane with no pilot, it later on crashed into one of the Twin Towers.

[avp010994]

This is sooo unrealistic, Why didn't he just blink and be done with it.

[emileLTD]

wth chuck norris has his own cartoons?

[Destinyfire0]

Big Deal Chuck Norris does all that before breakfast

[DenverCholoX3]

Lol, he jacked those Arabs bikes, and Chuck doesn't need that jet ski

[3fan123]

sry guys this is an emergancy by the way im chuck norris lol

[doctorlethal]

2 Jet Skis: $12,500

Military Surplus Jeep: $8,000

Cargo Plan: $1,230,000

Armored Convoy Truck: $24,000

Using each of them for about 30 seconds: Priceless.

Somethings ninjas can't buy. But Chuck Norris steals motorcycles.

[doctorlethal]

2:27 -- if you'll notice, in keeping with Chuck Norris's secret Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, he re-stacked the crates before pursuing Too Much.

[acatmarine]

my little brother just asked me where's chucks gun? i said he dosent need a gun he IS a gun

[PAPAJakeW00T]

Wait that show was on adult swim :0

[ExcaliburBrothers]

Chuck Norris IS an emergency.

[dadamager3000]

hahahahahah luv it!

[tobiashawk8]

omfg this ninja is LUCKY he lived

[mistabiggums]

haha, "This an Emergency. I'm Chuck Norris..."

[mistabiggums]

this is*

[pearceand]

Probably the best chuck norris joke ever haha

[Zant5976]

how unrealistic, when chuck norris said "i'll rearrange every bone in your body" the ninja would have spontaneously combusted, leaving the boy unharmed.

[Hunter469defy]

how unrealistic, chuck norris wouldve stood there when the car was bout to hit him n it wouldve exploded, he woulda just roundhouse kicked the dude in every other part, n when he grabed that ninja, his manlyness wouldve destroyed both the kid n ninja instantly (n also whats with the mexicans deny chuck norris a motorcycle????)

[swordsmanruler]

at 0:58 if that was the real Chuck Norris the car would've exploded and then turn into dust with chcuk unharmed,then again you can't harm him

[jagus12]

2:52

I never want to see him appearing like that in my car...

[grumpy6633]

god hate norris,. van dam for ever!!!!!!!!

[Jetblast01]

Van Dam can't act...

[highchief42]

No cartoon can capture the manliness of Chuck Norris

[ffxfreak93]

stupid little asain kid. he gave chucks position away like twice, first when he landed on the plane and then when chuck actually got inside the plane.

[cwbellor]

Too late, Chuck. That guy already REARarranged that kid.

[armysnipes21]

Chuck Norris is every where he is everything!!!

[KojiTsunami]

I can't believe this guy!

People can say what they must, but Chuck Norris never did anything this cool in "Texas Ranger".

Wait... Why didn't the ninja destroy the other jet ski?

[pearceand]

I think the better question is, why are there 2 jet skis, when theres only 1 ninja

[Jetblast01]

Norris killed the other.

[halo157halo3]

wow that bad dude had some celver escape plans like random 2 jet skis or a car and 2 parachutes and a car (with a parachute OFF A AIRPLANE)lol.

[Maluquitozito]

LOL I can't Believe he flew to the car!! lmao!!!

[Cororo96]

wow chuck norris sucks

[EdikShepherd]

"Sorry guys, this is an emergency, I'm Chuck Norris."

Only Chuck can steal your motorcycle and get away with it.

[MchiefHammer]

lol at 2:52

[HomeJobPC]

Silly Chucky

[Patrick3465]

Why didn't Chuck Norris just stand in front of the car when it was about to run him over? Maybe he didn't want to hit the Car.

[yoshiroks777]

such bad voice acting. is this sonic adventure 2, or a cartoon?