Added: 3 years ago
From: BMXnoobi619ulol
Views: 3,088,322
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (2,143)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Jesus you people are retards

  • Too funny......serves the arrogant yanks right

  • Bloody Awesome LOL

  • gps sucks

  • Didn't this happen off the coast of Newfoundland?

  • @happypap5

    Actually, It happened as far back as WWII

  • didn't see that coming, nice!

  • What is this from???

  • @Andrewcranky It is from a TV commercial for the Swedish company Silva Compass, a manufacturer of marine navigational equipment.

  • Anyone who beleives this actually happened is a gullible moron. This myth has been busted so many times it's in pieces lying on the floor.

  • Based on real events.

    Baseado em fatos reais.

  • I thought this happened near the spanish coast...?

    stupid americans

  • you realise this actually did happen. they never collided though.

  • Made me laugh

  • Fucking arrogent and STUPID US soldiers and marines.

  • @MrStan71 It's a SPOOF you MORON!

  • @MrStan71 Whats that word youre trying to spell? Could it be ARROGANT??? Fucking twit!

  • @MrStan71

    this is supossed to be a Joke Man

    made my at least smile

  • LOL

  • 627 ppl didn't get it :)

  • HAHA I LOLED SO HARD

  • The captain had every right to be annoyed. Why the hell of all places put a lighthouse in the middle of the sea?

  • hahahahahahhahaha sht that was so funny

  • ha ha ha

  • thats so funny, pity we cant see the crash tho.

  • sure that is a commercial,but the point is who is in the role of an jackass...yankees as always

  • usa haters are so stupid that believe this video is true lol.

  • @Impulse116 if u look into it you will realize this thing did happen :P

  • @mullahh

    well am not sure, but i think i heard soemthing like this, not sure about in what year and who as involved.

    In bad weather and problems with navigation this could happen. But of course captain will not talk like this, because every second lost means disaster, lighthouse keeper also wont play such game.

  • I'm speachless... Scary the depths of humour in that...

  • Even though it's an urban legend, it's hilarious!

  • Wake up. This is an advert for SILVA the compass people. It's a joke. OK Ships do run aground but this is a joke, a movie advert. Enjoy it for what it is . And a US ship that does not exist any more is used because we all love to hate the USA.

  • @Alexmcgruer3 Oh really, you hate the U.S well sir im in the United States Marine Core and im proud to be an american nobody hates on your piss ass pussy prick place that you live in... So keep your mouth shut bro and not bitch about something as funny as this, ok? Ok...

  • @Sirtweakson SHAME ON YOU,CAUSE AS MARINE YOU ARE AN INVADER,AN ALIEN,A TERRORIST,...what else do you want to call you

  • @Sirtweakson LOL learn to read. if not , join the Airborne Semper Fi. Read slowly and perhaps between the lines.

  • @Sirtweakson Stand down marine, it doesn't matter how hard you try they never get it. Let it go

  • lordmagicpants...fuck you bitch :)

  • Seems hauntingly familiar when I went over to Hawaii we jump navy boats and ram every other navy boat and sunk them at sea ....hmmm...

  • Apparently it was actually a British ship that did this, not an American one, which seems a lot more likely seeing as it was off the Irish coast.

  • @Balian49 ....I dont hear typical english accent on ship....

  • @rokomekota

    But this is a reenactment?

  • typical yuropeens not having modern mobile lighthouses

  • @lordmagicpants ...Yankees are not only stupid...but also blind and illetteral....I dont see any mobile lighthouse but pure rock island and we're not YUROPEENS but EUROPEANS.

    DAMN YANKEES!!!

  • for all who think this is real, anyone who as been on a us navy ship can tell you how BS this is

  • hilarious

    

  • This actually did happen once during the 90s, but it was with a lighthouse in Canada.

    The transcript is exactly the same.

  • @Beatleboy62 Got any proof or a page where it states it happend? Dont get me wrong, i really would like to read about it.

  • @blidderbla Wait, just looked it up on Snopes, false. It did start out as a joke on the internet around 1998 though.

  • false

  • LMAO.. A warship vs. a Lighthouse on an Island..

    Lighthouse 7, Warship 0

  • @emman10101 Irland 10 usa 0

  • @emman10101 ireland 10 usa 0, well done Ireland 

  • @polygamous1 I found that so freaking funny omg I love this vid

  • Typical American Mentality......

  • @imcochrane Typical Ignorant Categorization

  • @imcochrane If the glove doesn't fit....get the fuck off your high horse.

  • @imcochrane Typical Youtube Douchebag

  • @4NICK8TER1 nah it's Typical American Attitudes thanks goodness where not like that here in Canada

  • i wounder if this ever happenned in real life

  • @daveantd1971 cannot be, officials may be a**holes but not stupid.

  • americans

    

  • @bruno13532 wat that suppose 2 mean

  • Actually , the lighthouse can move ... by using some blasters ...

  • Так им и надо,ушлепкам))))))))))

  • lmfao!!! blast that fuckin lighthouse

    

  • Shoot that lighthouse

  • good ol' irish

  • This is a lighthouse mate. It's your call.  Lol

  • hahaha

  • =)))))))) fucking stupid like:))

  • Neutered Dumbass Newt Gingrich would have that lighthouse assassinated, the way he asked to have Assange assassinated!

  • Dumbass US machismo!

  • muhahaha :))

  • The driver of that lighthouse is as stubborn as fuck, he wont move for anything...

  • oh god that's so funny

  • ahahahaha i was starting to wounder wat movie this was!!!

  • i love this vid i laugh every time hahaha

  • this is the lighthouse ,.. lol

  • ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooo­oooooooo funny

  • @ DkBikeUnit

    by the way Scandinavia aint doing shit either so I wouldn't be talking, " oh look at me I'm DkBikeUnit, oh look someones conversation, why dont I join in". By the way mind your own business, I already got enough heat having to go over there myself as apart of the marine Corp. 8th infantry, so I don't need this bull shit with you teenagers.

  • shut up twat!!! Your user name is legoboy and your profile says you are 14 years old and you claim to be in the marine corp. You my friend are a typical youtube troll

  • @DkBikeUnit

    At least were trying, do I see anyone else, no, For example North Korea invades South Korea, we go and help, Usan invades Kuwait, Op. Desert Storm, and by the way what country are u from, because I bet it's not doing anything

  • @kirkman667

    No I'm not mad, it's just that my country is the only one trying to make this world safer an a better place, for example, when we took out Osama Bin Laden, and then someone has the nerve of making this video to insult us and so people can comment with stupid Americans and how they think they are best, well I got a news flash, we have the biggest navy in the world along with the best, our Marine Corp, Army, and Air Force just kicked terrorist ass in Iraq and Afghanistan. So I have o

  • @LegoBoyProductions1 Bro listen. America aint do doing shit to make the world a better place.. U took out Osama! So? There is still just as many maniacs in the world.. Besides some people in America is homeless and have to beg in the streets dont see that here in Scandinavia. U people have the worst gasolin outslip on the freaking planet... So please.. Dont brag about how ur country is the only country wich wants the world to be a better place.

  • @DkBikeUnit And ur not in Iraq to help those people. Ur there so the oil prices doesnt get to high.. I like America but it aint doing more then Europe to save the planet.

  • @DkBikeUnit lol... the euro is going bankrupt lmfao... who the hell is bailing you out??? the american dollar dumbass.

  • Comment removed

  • @kirkman667

    No I'm not mad, it's just that my country works its ass off to try and make the world a better place for example, when we took out Bin Laden, and someone had the nerve of making this video and calling us stupid

  • search for this, its in spanish but this is what this video is about ''Típico abuso de poder gringo y mejor la respuesta de los españoles'' on youtube, thats the real recording where spanish lifeguard on the light house gives a lesson to the marines fleet

  • To all of you who said stuff like stupid Americans and stuff like that, fck you, what do u think that you are the best because of some stupid movie scene or commercial

  • @LegoBoyProductions1 umadbra?

  • That is funny

  • you are looking at. The Atlantic lighthouses are about 40 miles apart. So if a carrier did not pick it up on radar (Along with the coastline) they would have known that they were looking at a lighthouse by the lights flash. Just wanted to clear that up for all of you landlubbers.

  • Theres an old story that won't die about an aircraft carrier and the Cape Hatteras or Body Island light about the carrier asking the lighthouse to alter course. Never did, never could and never would happen. Even if the carrier saw the light from the lighthouse the only single white light on a large ship that you would see alone is a stern light, the range and masthead lights would have running lights in view. Also each lighthouse flashes a distinct light pattern so that you know that light

  • There's picture explaining this exact thing but it's a Canadian lighthouse instead :P

  • I thought it was a cut from a B-grade hallmark movie..... Phew!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahha

    Nice

    

  • Allo? LMAO!

  • stupid navy .... join coast guardian

  • Stupid Americans

  • It seems that Fuck is the only word in crusader 149's vocabulary?

  • What the fuck is this video! Did the USS Montana hit the lighthouse? Did all american crew have died? Did they learn to swim?

  • Delta Flare, this joke is older than radio! I saw it in a 1930s era jokebook with the two of them shouting at each other by megaphone!

    Now for real, I'm ex-merchant marine, oh and aside from the fact that are NO manned lighthouses left anywhere in the civilized world, any lighthousekeeper would have made it his first point of duty to provide a proper caution to any vessel standing into danger.

    Still it's a funny gag!

  • This a reenactment of a REAL live transmision that occured in the atlantic. Look it up.

  • Its an american ship, it would have destroyed that lighthouse!

  • @Colossus3999 Its an Irish Lighthouse , it will stand anything :>

  • @MrSparta93 Not if there's some good whiskey involved!

  • @MrSparta93 well... the island yes but not the house lol

  • @Colossus3999 yeah but it cant destroy rocks now can it dumb ass

  • @GamingLegendOJR Uh its an AMERICAN ship, it can go through anything!!!!!!!!

  • @Colossus3999 no it cant the rocks would make it sink

  • @GamingLegendOJR IT"S AN AMERI,,,,,, you know what it was only a joke, I'm not arguing anymore

  • haha

  • This is movie clips put together, dumb-ass!!!!!!!!

  • Stupid Americans thinking that they are the best!

  • @PhazeModz

    Ffkk you.

  • arrogant, ignorant yanks

  • @hunkyjelly

    Ffkk you too.

  • @crusader149 ohhh, got a condom? also /watch?v=5z7fTjEavSI&context=C­26c0bADOEgsToPDskICDlR8njTSQJ9­oD5KPSuk2

    LOL nuff said, l8r champ

  • Stupid Americans

  • @DeOptimist

    Stupid foreigners who believe this is for real. Ffkk all of you.

  • @DeOptimist dumbass, its a commercial.

    Seems to me that not only are you the stupid one, but you are also one of the most retarded pieces of shit on this planet. Do the world a favor and blow your brains out with a shotgun.

  • Montana was a project of Super-Heavy Battleship. PROJECT!

    Everithing is a joke! People must be very stupid if they believe it.

    But the joke is good.

  • Lol

  • I thought this was the Spongebob movie commercial

  • lol love it!!! thx 4 uploading

  • Floating lighthouse may exists ?

  • hahahahhahahahahah

  • I first saw this posted in the officers mess of my ship in the navy, in printed form, in 1992. So yeah, it's been around.

    Last time I know a US ship was called Montana was the cancelled battleship around 1943.

  • hahahaha mint

  • Stupid Irish drunks

  • hahahaha

  • Love the sea gull's fly-by scream at the end.

  • Reality bites!

  • Just ram the thing!

  • LOL

    

  • An old joke :)

    I remember a Canadian version of this too,

  • hahahahah

  • I love it.

  • Hahaha

  • lol

  • Fail! Can't stop laughing.

  • Get the title right, will you?

  • This was a funny video. :) Reminds me of one I saw (I think it was German Coast Guard), and a trainee is being shown how to run the radio. Then he gets a distress signal. The caller says: "Ve are sinking!" The trainee's reply: "Vhat are you sinking about?" :)

  • lol, clever=D

  • Human nature. Tear down those more successful than us so we can feel better about ourselves.

  • lol!

  • Well ! this fit perfectly with the U.S. Navy ! Good joke !,.. Anyway how's the beer ! Oh! shit sorry , No beer on bord. Suck.

  • Haha that was funny :)

  • why is every one being a dick yes i know America is the world police but we do it to help other contries so if you hate us cause your military is to weak to fend for it's self so we decide to help you your gonna repay us by calling us the world police and dumbasses then so be it but if u were being invaded and bombed don't come crying to us

  • @jamest207 oooo touchy. well here is an American who thinks this is funny. It's more about military hardheads in general. And don't sound like an idiot, dude, theat whole "fend for yourself" crap is out of fashion.

  • @Malaka57 i know were not the only people who do it but were the ones being called the world police. As of now I'm using Americans because were the ones being talked about and if your gonna call me an idiot then use real english words because theat is not one of them just thought i should point that out.

  • @jamest207 no, dude, it's a typo, I ignore them. And unfortunately, I repeat: the whole "fend for yourself" idea is just stupid. Perhaps LaFayette should have done the same and the USA would still be British, perhaps not a bad idea . .... Americans are just soooooo touchy and humorless, it's really amazing. And sooo arrogant ....

  • @Malaka57 um yea i have to agree we are very arrogant. but i'm glad we aren't ruled by the British

    because then we wouldn't have as much rights as we do now. But are economy would be a lot better if we had a British Goverment

  • If you thought this was funny, you have a lousy sense of humour!

  • @mybluebelly If you didnt think this was funny, then you are an uptight fool born without sense of humour.

  • ha ha

    

  • It starts as a joke and then some prick insults the country and then it gets into politics.

  • haha Americans - proud and dumb!!  haha

  • Dumbass so-called World Police Americans!!

  • Ive heard this story before. Of course it was an aircraft carrier in the Mediterranean, somewhere, in that version. Its a myth like most of these. The fact that they use a fictional ships name, USS Montana should raise a few red flags. There have been no USS Montanas in the US Navy since before WW2. This looks like a piece from the TV show Real or Unreal? hosted by Jonathan Frakes. So is it real? Nope.

  • I'm American bet even the comment below mine is stupid. Hey I r a no u dim and u r jelly bro  Yah. Total dumbass

  • WOOOOOOOTTTT!!!!:D:D:D LOL!!!:D

    Nice one:D

  • It wasnt about America, It was about the "paddy irishman" theme, Typical Irish humour going to waste again lol

  • this is a joke people, started by people in the navy. get over it. The USS Montana was supposed to be the largest american battleship, but after WWII it was decided to convert it's keel which was already laid down to an aircraft carrier. the ship never existed.

  • Funny lolol

  • lolololololol

  • " we americans have been responsible for almost every major discovery and invention on the planet"

    eh?

  • Hehe... Probably this is British frigate Type 23 (Norfolk Class)...

  • the first seconds are really intense lol!

  • hahahah fuck

  • hahaha xD

  • LOL. 

  • lmao .. hilarious

  • You think this is a real story? Dox it. As far as I've ever known it's an old navy joke thats been making the rounds for decades.

  • @stayjit1 Thats real thats happened its not just a joke, only the captain of the ship is a joke.

  • @Talshet Youre beyond dumb lol. Im just going to assume youre a troll, no one is that stupid in real life.

  • @stayjit1 I think it originated between a US vessel and a canadian lighthouse off of Newfoundland, and it sortof becamse a commonly adapted story in the late 90s, I heard of it as being a transcript off of the coast of kerry, but the ship name didnt fit with the description, so I assume most of them are spoofs of an original story, which we'll probably never know the details of.

  • LMAO

  • sounds phony as all get out to me...I was a Radarman in the Navy and can not believe this happened...maybe possible if there was heavy fog, but usually you can still pick up objects on radar in a heavy fog.