Mike Birbiglia - Hip Hop Animosity

[tbyrdrandom]

"Then there are these club kids and they have glow sticks and knee pads. They're licking the walls and doing cartwheels." ROTFL

[PaoloNovaro]

He reminds me so much of Zach Braff.

[lenjonxiii]

Ribbity-rap-rap-rap RAPTASTIC.

[brianjamesscott]

Hell yeah I'll try your pizza drug! Hahaha

[DJMixMike]

The Boy Who Cried...Mofooo

[MrDirtyD88]

23 people loved e and hated water

[Du3cky]

She loved E! She hated Water! She seemed cool...

[spicmanz]

birbiglia is dork lol, cant stand him when hes on the show.

[SuperQ96]

22 people are mad about the date

[Subdermael]

god he's so funny rofl

[alenemor89]

what a bore

[reyes1657]

@alenemor89 your're a bore...white bread..

[MynameisElliott]

She loved E! And she hated water! Lol, this guy is hilarious!

[L0ganj]

he sounds like JD from scrubs

[zachfoil]

The Word is Drizzah! D R I Z Z A H Triple woooooooord!!

[hellomynameiskiwi]

You gotta dance! You gotta dance! ...not like thahhhht!

[t3rr3nc388]

im gonna consult my dictionizza

[nadavilo]

i can feel this pizza on my toes!

[datgirl2383]

the 20 people that disliked this should like E and dislike water :P haha

[crankrocker88]

H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A

Fo' sheezy my neezy, keep my arms so freezy

Also, Dr. Seuss would have been the best rapper alive if he didn't sell out... lol

[alyshaotte]

funny shit

[niruggg]

"i ain't playing scrabble wit Jay-z no time soon" lmao

[jkota2001]

Tryin to be a rapper yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eldogg34]

Your like the boy who cried mofo!

[nickyfresh1000]

hilarious



[death55445]

This is funny as hell. I love the part about " RAP " When he's like: Rap has gotten so aggresive where rappers now are like, Its 2005 Mother fucker. I'll be like, Your mad about the date? Well dude you gotta pick your own battles man. Otherwise people won't beleive you for real resons, Like, You just ran into my car mother fucker. I'll be like but you were just mad about the date?.!?.!?.!?.! LOL XD. I laughed so hard!

[Ceemoore67]

Snakeskin comforter. I like him, he is a white version of Paul Mooney. 

[waterwind2266]

I'm glad that Mike Birbiglia is not afraid to insult rappers. The two major high paying ways to throw your life away: Rapping and Professional Wrestling.

[AnimationAnimosity]

Rippity rap! Raptastic!

[MEGADEXii]

Ima consult my Dictionizza xD

[nakunatta]

Uh...

Avenged Sevenfold is good. Bullet for my Valentine is good.

Sick Puppies, okay. Disturbed is good too.

Who gives a hell if it's mainstream? It's still good music.

If a band is mainstream, that means they have a lot of fans and they're good enough to break out. Not like A Skylit Drive, Dr. Acula or Sky Eats Airplane, or any other little douchebag band trying to be tough.

[hereisthekhonch]

hell ya ill try your pizza drug

[flyingzombie1]

haha "IT'S 2005 MOFO!" "you're mad about the date?"

"it's like the little boy who cried 'mofo'!"

[LadiiKay3000]

"Thats not even an insult. Thats just my race plus a food" "Its 2005 mo fo, and I'm like your mad about the date" "I wanna see when the cameras leave and the rappers are like But I'm dying in side" "He'll just end the line with Izza, I'm pretty sure none of those are words, I aint playin scabble with Jay Z any time soon" "Cat in the hat and that was that BUSTA RHYMES" "You gotta dance, not like that" "I don't even know how I got here" "I watch E, it helps you feel the music, I dont even like it"

[GreenAppleNinja]

I wanna feel the sauce on MY toes. D:

[aloug007]

haha she loved E!!!! and she hated water!!!

[Makotokino001]

Mmmmmmmmmike birbiglia XD

[ceceliavalentine]

RAPTASTIC!!

[cooldude87awesome]

He's hilarious......this set never gets old. I could listen to this all the time and it would still be funny.

[coachbird1]

lol the boy who cried MOFO

[bags258]

My self esteem was hovering around normal, I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000. lol priceless

[hateuallful]

Why the fuck do people write what they just heard? I watched it too!!

[ksliges]

youre mad about the comments?? If you get mad about that no ones gonna believe you when youre mad about real stuff.

[NeofateNeofate]

Heh.. same reason you and your friends (or whoever) talk about a movie when you are walking out,.. or a song.. or t.v. or whatever! Human nature. If we kept everything inside, even with the internet, not much would get around. =)

First time experience for the Birbiglia,.. definitely a different perspective, I like his writing/thoughts.

[hateuallful]

No its really not the same. Talking about a movie you saw with friends is one thing, but writing a comment reciting what I just watched is not interesting. Add a thought or feeling about it and maybe I will be interested.

[hateuallful]

And by thought or feeling I dont mean lol or lmao.

[123hyponess]

Black bean soup

Asian Chicken Platter

Rib-id-i-rap-rap-rap-tastic

AWESOMELY HILLARIUS

[MarkAL95]

He's so underrated. The best comics are. Louis CK, Mike Birbiglia, etc.

[stephnytron]

Mike Birbiglia is bomb. This is preposterous!

[916DEATH]

I can feel the sauce in my toes... lmao

[deelady38]

This guy is hella funny. I will tell others to listen to Mike. I like!

[Bushijin]

this guy is greatness

[whiteyhaha]

hell yeah...ill try your pizza drugs!!!!!!!

[fiarules99]

I like coffe but if the best part of my is waking up to folgers in my cup,im not sure I wanna wake up...

MIKE BIRBIGLA!!!!!!

THIS IS RIDICKULIS!!!!!

[kiersten0wumbo]

she loooved EEEE. and she hated water.

[xinvinciblex]

"She loved E!" lmao.

[imok4545]

You're like the boy who cried, "Mo Fo." Awesome!!!

[MrTimReachAround]

cat in the hat, that was that, BUSTA RHYMES

[ColombianEskimo]

"you gotta dance, you gotta dance!" and then i dance and they're like

"not like thaaat" haha story of my life

[SmokeyMcPot420yee]

Hahaha as he was talkin bout Jay Z I went on myspace and Jay Z was on the homepage hahahah

[HLGINVISIBLE]

I went down the street and saw ma sizza, wasnt to ma nazza or my bruzza or my gizza LOL HES AMAZING

[hollowflare]

"i am rroooolllinnn" -- cammera leaves-- (but im dieing inside.)

[PallaTheDancingCow]

"Stay out of this asian chicken platter!" XD

[kirby745i]

I Can Feel The Sauce In My Toes! Lol

[mrsice09]

why does the picture shrink??

[SmokeyMcPot420yee]

Fuck the picture mo'fucka

[eissirk]

first of all that's not even a word, second of all, one of your Zs is a sideways N

[kirby745i]

Ribity Rap Rap Raptastic!

[itachi999987]

RAPTASTIC! LOL

[haphaestasmm]

"you're like the boy who cried MO'FO" lollafinity

[Xxscenekid17xX]

I'm pretty sure none of those are words.... LOLOLOLOL

[bradyisbeast12]

aww man i can feel the sauce in my toes! XD

[heysuphannah]

Cat in the hat and that was that BUSTA RHYMES.

Hahahaha oh shiiit.

[kekeboy97]

ha ha o man i can feel the sauce in my toes

[goosebagman]

Black bean soup!!! LOL!!!

[edam222]

"Shhhhe looooved eeeeee!! And she HATED water!!"

[VBAadmin]

You're mad about the date? lol

[imburne]

You are right about his name. I just heard him on shoutcast and jumped on here to find more.. If the automatic search results didnt come up I would have never found it.

[axeman721]

its a shame that his name is so hard to spell and say, he'd be way more popular. he reminds me of dimitri martin

[Ipukeonyourface777]

does the pic start the move????

ACID TRIP!!!!!

[dorkalot123]

haha..

im white bread

[TigerAugen]

hahaha

[johnblanchette]

you JUST proved his point

[carlspud5]

My self esteem had been hovering around normal and i had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000! HAHAHAHA!

[EnjoiLife22]

These comments really make me laugh. "you say rap- i say LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"

Avenged Sevenfold sucks. Bullet For My Valentine sucks. Sick Puppies, they're okay. Eyes Set to Kill actually isn't that bad. Disturbed blows, it's mainstream now so give up.

People looking for decent to good music: The Fall of Troy, Silversun Pickups, Band of Horses, Four Year Strong, Sky Eats Airplane, A Day To Remember.

Come on, get with it. Not all are metal, but they're all better than what's suggested.

[njdkidd1231]

punk is sick, nofx owns

[bradyisbeast12]

yes they do!

i like SKA!

[axeman721]

lol, amen.

[itstimeforasexyparty]

ah, yes! silversun pickups! the guitar really reminds me of hendrix

[EnjoiLife22]

Silversun Pickups is a great band.

[awesomly47]

very great and underrated band

[fifzeppelin]

@EnjoiLife22 If you like boring, samey songs. Lazy Eye is great, but the rest of Carnavas is a snoozefest.

[jek21]

@EnjoiLife22 false

[galensolomon]

@itstimeforasexyparty man i know this is an old post....but Hendrix? are f!@cking kidding me? this is sonic youth if anything. holy hell go listen to some music.

[galensolomon]

@itstimeforasexyparty guitar reminds you of hendrix? are you f@!cking kidding me? fast forward 20 years and listen to sonic youth. then you might be able to make a comparison. good god go listen to more music you ignoramus.

[itstimeforasexyparty]

@galensolomon k.

[oop1127]

@EnjoiLife22 You just posted the same kind of genre's... You're just as mainstream as these other fuckers. What about Dubstep, hip-hop, reggae, R&B etc... And rap is real music, music derived from rap back in the day... You gotta increase your knowledge before you start blasting shit on the internet...

[TeamZealand]

@EnjoiLife22 Isn't it all subjective? Or do I no understand what personal preference is?

[CoIoRz]

@EnjoiLife22 kinda funny because i havent heard of any of that shit:)

[mrsasuke6678]

@EnjoiLife22 There mainstream for a reason n00b and its b/c there good i hate ppl like u who think u gotta like the not mainstream sht to be a fan of music

[jek21]

@EnjoiLife22 The irony is that none of the bands you suggested are any better than the bands they suggested.

[EnjoiLife22]

@jek21 I also posted that comment over a year ago.

Still agree 100% with Band of Horses though. Also, Local Natives, Pavement, Death Cab, The Shins, Throw Me The Statue, Cymbals Eat Guitars, The National, Explosions In The Sky, The Dead Weather, and A Tribe Called Quest

[Andreszelite]

where do u get the audios? o.O like what CD is it? o.O

[EnjoiLife22]

you can find it on iTunes

[EnderGoreville]

@Andreszelite Two Drink Mike is the album.

[elbob17]

Go fuck yourself. How about that?

[Frivolous248]

pizza drug = weed

[lilTim1998]

cat in the hat and that was that!

[wyo18]

Thats not an insult, thats my race plus a food

[thebestaround21]

ricka ricka rippa rip RAPTASTIC!! SO FUNNYYY!

[Mammothlax24]

calm the fuck down bro

[liakias1]

So funny and true wizza

It's what all rappers do shizza

Liakias1!

[1blindmouseha]

I LOVVEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

gah thats sooo funny

[1blindmouseha]

you're like the boy who cried mofo!

lol

i love this

[JoshSelby2]

Cat in the hat,

And that was that.

BUSTA RHYMES

:)

[Rt11011]

prollllly the funniest 6minute bit i have ever heard in my whole life !!!!!

[TaisToiXD]

I went down the street and i saw my sizza

wasn't to my nuzza and brozza and my gizza

Im pretty sure none of those are words...

ROTFL

[PUFFxTHExMAGICxSTONR]

Mike Birbiglia is my favorite comedian. I can listen to this video thousands of times and i still laugh.

[321BucketROCKS]

best part is at 3:18. makes me laugh every time.

[VeggieBoy13]

this guy is f***in hilarious

[StrikeTeam7]

dane cook is not as funny at all

[teleposkyy]

dane cook is too like running around the stage

and apparantly he steals his jokes

which ain't cool, man

[chetzalicious]

im gonna consult my dictionary lmfaoo

[HuMaNcOnUndRuM]

0:44- 1:14

LMFAO

[JChustler12]

hahaha jay-z doesnt rap like that tho, hes confusing with snoop

[ephemeralz123]

h to the izzo...

[JChustler12]

that was after snoop came out talking like that, snoop would have still been a far greater example. It would be like me saying when I hear "Norman Bates" I think of Vince Vaughn instead of Anthony Perkins, whose whole career revolves around Norman Bates

[fish014]

yea but they're pretty different. snoop says shit like doggy gizzle which is just random shit. jay says H to the izz O, V to the izz A...spells out hova. he didn't necessarily steal that from snoop dizzle cuz he never did that. for rizzle my nizzle.

and if someone correlated norman bates with vince vaughn you wouldn't be incorrect in referencing him instead of perkins. it works with both no one said you have to credit the original.

aka birbiglia is fine saying jay-z here.

[JChustler12]

im not saying he's wrong, just that snoop is known for throwing in the izzys and jay z made that song to get in on it with snoop because he liked it. notice that he never talked like that again, while snoop continues to talk like that, which would have made him a better example. basically he's making fun of someone who did something once when there's another person who continuously does it everyday

[badkarma52]

the boy who cried "mofo" LOL

[rachelauren7323]

the cat in the hat and that was that...

BUSTA RHYMES!

hahah i love this:)

[stop3027]

73hhK41 isnt mad weird bob

and i say its funny but its low level observational comedy everyone notices that rappers say and do dumb shit. notice hes staying on the outskirts of real intricate observations.

[goneskateboarding]

lol wtf are you talking about

[CCSoundgardenCC]

the word is drizzah...d-r-i-z-z-a-h...trip­le worrrrrrrd....

[MargaretSanger]

i think the smartest of smart of americans would find this funny

[thestratepimp]

This guy is f*cking hilarious. I love it. 73hhK41 is just angry because Mike is raggin' on his sorry excuse for music.

[zoocops]

I love Mike Birbiglia

[Reemrishon]

so many good jokes in 6 minutes, I heard it a lot and it's still funny, he's one of my favorites

[SupernothingTK]

Cat in the hat and that was that, BUSTA RYHMES.

[KevinTheReaper]

She loved E! And she hated water. Mike's cool.

[snowrider]

i can feel the pizza sauce in my toes hahahaha

[therealgrits]

you definitely have to be Caucasian to enjoy this

[0din313]

i dunno i think at a certain point when watching comedy you just have to laugh for the heck of it.

[JamesOrwell]

I am not Caucasian and I think this is funny.

[ROYALPRIMUS]

wrong

[thesquonkstear]

wow.. therealgrits reads minds. Amazing.

[73hhK41]

I actually would have to agree for the most part.... while others may also enjoy this, I think the whitest of white Americans would laugh the hardest.

[nd396597]

i would agree with you. However, it's just because they relate to it the most. It's the same reason why Latinos laugh at Latino jokes the most, and black people laugh most at black comics. It's because their backgrounds and experiences are similar to what the comic is joking about. I do not think you have to be white to enjoy this stuff, which is what you are saying I believe.

[nkslnkvl]

oh no no no, the whitest of white people like comics like larry the cable guy or don rickles. his fans are probably a mix between douche bag dane cook fans and cats that like daniel tosh...diff stroks diff folks

[TheGodDamnedBatman]

not enough swearing for you i assume lol?

[thehinduskakid]

The Cat in the Hat and that was that...

BUSTA RHYMES!

[heybabbeee]

hahahah omgg i've never heard of this guy before, i just found him on itunes and he's really funny. is he a clean comic? he seems like it...

[migium]

Pretty much. The only time I've ever heard him cuss was when he was quoting/imitating someone. That was maybe twice I can remember. This guy is one of my faves.

[paulsate]

THIS MY CRIB

THIS MY RIDE

THIS MY HO'S

[SKracing]

I just came across this guy today, and I'm glad I did. Funny stuff!

[HoaxKiss]

ribbity-rap-rap-rap-raptaaaast­ic!!!

LOL

[FMITAP]

Cat In The Hat, and that was that. BUSTA RHYMES!

[xxXRedsoxFanXxx]

the boy who cryed motherfucker lol

[chukamabob]

damn i love this guy

[jmrazlove26]

the word is drizzaa..

d r i z z a a trippple worrrrrrrrrrrd

[BionicLunchbox]

Yeah... I'm gonna challenge that one Jay...

I'm gonna consult my Dictionizzaa...

First of all thats not a word...

Second of all, one of your "Z's" is a sideways "N"

x3 lol

ribbity rap rap.. rap .. RAPTASTIC