Finesse Mitchell - Ghetto Names

[TheBigSexyShow]

How about Shithead? youtube it!

[imasonfree]

How many white guys do you know named 'Finesse'? What's your sister's name? 'Agility'?

[grace1019091]

@imasonfree omg lol

[09heatherlyn]

HAHAHA

[mimiluvulongtime]

Its the dad from ant farm

[Princess101498]

LOL my bestfriend name is Cornisha!!!

[hotnovel]

@Princess101498 HAHAHAHAHA FUCK

[percylover123]

He's from ant farm!

[marcopolo359]

My first child's name will be Spontaneous Mozart.. i am of the white

[SullenTwilight]

@marcopolo359 "I am of the white" classic hahaha

[TheGohan334]

finesse is in A.N.T. Farm your funny

[MrPotatoheadd]

did anyone else notice the girl fist pumping at 1:32 when he said gonorrhea? Lmfao wtf

[LostMySauce]

Fuck...my name's puddle....

[oneluv72]

Derek Fisher

[SuperBrown4life]

bitch this aint no geenoorreea

[musicdocumentary]

Mistakelina LMFAO!

[joeyh31]

hahahahahaha this shit was hilarious.. more Finesse!

[jeffen8]

he forgot shi-thead

[dajani2012]

everyone watching this shit follow these two steps.

1) close this bullshit now

2) type george carlin in your search bar

3) watch real stand up comedy

[AZWIN90]

@dajani2012 2 steps huh? derp derp

[AriadneBelle]

For some reason, "Vaseline" bothered me more than all the other names put together.

[AllTheGo0dNamesRGone]

i lost my shit after 1:00

[duckandcoverX]

I hope you guys realize that he acknowledges how ridiculous his own name is, which is why he feels the need to talk about this since his own mom named him something crazy. He talks about that in his "Young Mom" clip.

[khalil8a8e]

i thought finesse was the name of the joke until i saw ghetto names was written on the side XD

[DreadfulControversy]

Wow, I remember this excerpt from Comicview. Wish I never lost that tape "/

[playerf]

I like the dude's name.

[TeamHorizen]

he sounds like andre 3000.

[lazarus1995]

@TeamHorizen you mean that outcast 9000 guy?

[Randawg9000]

@lazarus1995 Yeah, he is. Andre 3000 from Outcast

[huntingtonparkway]

@TeamHorizen I think it is because they are both from a certain area in southwest ATL

[Fliptheonly]

/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8

seriously WATCH IT and take a close look at her name ;)

[DAstlACE]

perhaps thats why hes gettin one people who name their kids bad names ....

[jenningsbg]

Rowan Atkinson is an inspiration ... I know. This was also good!

[OACYLU]

he is hella funny i don't why those people aren't laughing 

[Welhous01]

Andre 3000!

[OACYLU]

@Welhous01 i know right 

[Holstboy]

@1541577 omg relax man :P

[thezimboman]

@1541577 That's up to you what you name your kids, folks. Traditional names??? Are you scared of losing something?

[ThaCuDiKiD]

guy sounds like andre 3000

[sunburningstare]

Finesse isnt a bullshit name ?!

[28beerdrinker]

fuckd up names huh finesse???

[MMagentaHH]

@28beerdrinker thats his point, his mother gave him a fucked up name

[krunkaintdead69]

@28beerdrinker Alfred Langston "Finesse" Mitchell* Finesse is a nickname

[abhi5a]

@28beerdrinker

i assume he's speaking from experience

[EimajSsof]

@28beerdrinker At least Finesse is a real word.

[MakeItExtraJuicy]

@28beerdrinker He didn't name himself. He's probably talking to his mother too. Lls.

[abhi5a]

@28beerdrinker

its probably where he got his idea for the skit

[specializedroadbiker]

@28beerdrinker yo, maybe that's why he's so bitter!

[Madvillane]

@28beerdrinker search Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom

[420kushSTONER4life]

I'm totally naming my baby girl Escalada.

[MsInterpret]

That man is too fine!

[chadsexinton]

haha. GENORIA

[SKOPE915]

Tommy Davidson: "APPLE, ARE YOU LAUGHING? NO!"

[SleptWithUrWife]

@SKOPE915 Pipper, is this funny to you? NO!

[bankyy]

@SKOPE915 QUIT IT, KNOCK IT OFF

[thezimboman]

this is stupid... "ghetto names" just refers to names that are untraditional, but is mistaken for what black people name their children.

Why don't people think the same about "unghetto names"? The name Peg sounds awful to me, but you dont see me filing it under some stupid list, do you?

I love ghetto names... they make the day different!

[MrThaJazziest]

"I've had this before...Gonorrhea"

ahahhah

[SergiosTorrents]

i actually heard of a dude named Vauslin

[itinkgirlzhot12]

my mom works in baltimore at a hospital taking care of babies and this one time she said the mom named her kid "shithead" but its pronounced "she-tay" imagine him first day of school during roll call

[albertc79]

I have had guys in my class named Usmail (pronounced Oos-Ma-eel) and Usnavy (Oos-nah-vee), no joke!

[Firfkdjfs]

its weird watching chyna parks dad swear O.o

[ponybcurtis]

I my level-1 Portuguese class, there was an arab guy named Merda, which means "shit" in portuguese. The professor asked him if he knew what his name meant in Portuguese and he said he did. He must have asked someone or looked it up after class because he never came back.

[Radev4]

I met 2 white kids with cool names, their names were Zaylen and Cai-Ron (pronounced shy-ron).

[Aburgsfinest]

dont he sound like anthony hamilton a bit!

[Corkoth55]

LE-A

[Om0plata1]

pretty lazy audience in my opinion lol.. mostly in the first half

[XxAnNaDaDrEaMeRxX]

he the father on ant farm on disney channel O_O?

[esennei]

Why have the ratings been disabled?

[juliug]

@esennei cause the green bar expanded until it got on top of the Like/Dislike buttons

[stfwho]

One time I met this black girl named Basurita. I had the balls to tell her her name means "little piece of garbage" in Spanish. 

[Edgart777]

this joke has been used in rooftop comdey

[nodevoutt]

lol his name is the funniest of all

[DiggyDoggyDog]

My name is Herpes

[tshepimaphanyane]

dude u suck...dnt quit ur day job yet...

[GreatBlueKnight]

I just spit out half a bottle of water out of my fucking nose!

OMG hahahaha

No that's vaseline, not vaseline LOL

[baddave83]

chlamydia sounds like a little mexican girl... and I had a boss once, real name, Dorkas...

[High3rCalibr3]

My name is Syphilis

[teggeta]

Is that Derek Fisher?

[Doxiemoxie91870]

What happened to this dude? Wasn't he on SNL for a few seasons? He was funny.

[syedsaim]

Is it me or is the front row only laughing.

[juliug]

condom buster

[Kritickos]

he forgot to mention finesse

[StevenSukovich]

VAZ LYN - LOL

[zach92zach]

Welcome to the stage...Andre 3000.

[MCAMVP]

middlenames are ok, but having more than 2 is trying too hard to set oneself apart from others.

[93johnk]

ahahaha "no um its Vaaslin" i cracked up so hard on that one.

[intermilanboy2010]

where i come from in my homeland, black people have names like Thursday, Friday, Saturday, those are the most popular

[easyjammin]

@intermilanboy2010

where is that?

[intermilanboy2010]

@easyjammin well my homeland is sudan

[silentazn89]

lol damn nice names

[jitomboy]

lmao! XD



[matsdehli]

does he realize how ridiculous his own name is?

[kizaman]

@matsdehli but its pretty awesome.

[PachucoDesigns]

@matsdehli I'm sure he does, that's probably the source of his anger. lol

[AngrehPenguin]

@matsdehli doesn't he kind of say that?

[cindeler]

@matsdehli he did a standup on that before. he said he only had two choices for careers, either he does standup or hairdressing lol

[artk1ng]

@matsdehli most likely

[hotboxingit]

hack



[koulor315]

this motherfucker does sound like Andre 3000

[loveshinae]

I know a girl who's name is Apple. Her brother is Kiwi. Their sister's name is Strawberry. And their aunt's name is Peaches.

[MegaDurt]

@loveshinae BBBBBBBBBBBWahahahahahaahayyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[MrVeesworld]

Watch my "YOU ARE YOU GHETTO" video and rate, laugh and comment.

[andyrooney12]

Magician & comedian Penn Jillette named his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette...sometimes there's a fine line between crazy and cool. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is actually a pretty cool name.

[mskiara101]

"i know this i had this before" lmaoooo

[dylster625]

I know kid named Alimony.

[mskiara101]

@dylster625 hell no! are you serious lmaoooo

[DancingSpiderman]

Syphilis. Sound like Phyllis. Without the Siff part.

Ima name my baby Splenda. Splenda "Big Bank" Robinson. YEAh.

[andriaaam]

i swear to god theres a girl in my class named sandelle, and its pronouced "san-delle"

[onevideoaday11]

I loved b.o.b

[nellie2581]

I am tired of these ghetto names too. These made up names

[nellie2581]

Great

[srch4trth]

I know what this say, I had this before. GONORRHEA? lol

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

@srch4trth No GENORIA!

[TurnToJesus1]

@Tonylonelyhedgehog Bitch, this ain't "Jenoria!" :D

[13l4CK]

@srch4trth llmaaamo No Janoria

[TiptronicSS]

nice one :P

[dravenousone]

When I was a teacher I had Placenta, Gastroniteous, Queefa and Anal-ique

No, I didn't laugh.. all I could think of was them trying to get a job and employers thinking the application was a joke.

[nellie2581]

@dravenousone Funny!

[computerjero]

@dravenousone Oh shit ! Punished till they change their names ×D

[PrideXentric]

@dravenousone Until I read the name "Queefa" I thought you were talking about medical conditions you had... That's pretty bad.

[stfwho]

@PrideXentric its pretty bad that you think "placenta" is a medical condition

[PrideXentric]

@stfwho I was speed reading, so I wasn't really looking at the whole word.

[LearningAlongTheWay]

@dravenousone You have no sense of humor if you didn't chucle at atleast one of those names.

[jolderon2]

"Condom busta" had my on the floor

[Rocketfing3r]

i just gotta subscribe man, it's insane how much laugh i get from watching yo videos.

[adler2adler]

dead pan mode



[Hrko1992]

@Coltru2314 lol how do you even notice that?

[Hrko1992]

@Coltru2314 watch the video, dumbass and youll know why lol

[mnypwrrspkt]

Mistakealina... Vaseline.. no thats Vazlin... I know this.. Gonnorea? No, Janoria.. Bitch!, this aint Janoria.. Lmao

[jjSD13]

jajaja genoria

[cannedhuman2000]

Lmao@ mistakealina. I agree! But I'm sad to say that "Moon Unit" is an actual name and Frank Zappa naked his kid that.

[yournameisgay]

@cannedhuman2000 named* ?

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

Escalate?

no no no that's Escalatte

...

uh Vaseline?

no no no that Vasaline

...

oh i know this one i had this one Gonorrhea?

no no no that Genoria

BITCH THIS AINT NO GENORIA!

lol

[sexierthanu]

@Tonylonelyhedgehog settle down..lmao

[stopjones209able]

this guy is funney

[TheCrackers69]

@stopjones209able  *funny

[ikization]

i know what this shit is i had it before...

lol

[PuffPuffPassd]

no genorea BITCH THIS AINT NO GENOREA :)

[IronAndSteelTilDeath]

Was this guy on SNL for a little while?

[FFmaxx]

@IronAndSteelTilDeath yup

[jayvone]

he tooo funnny...(umm esclade.....no no no its escalde' )

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Mistakelina!

[908Diesel]

Esca-lade'... lmfao... shit aint even far fetched.

[brihulk]

This was fan-flippin-tastic!

[shrtstp07]

not funny

[SeventhSun]

Drop the girly name already Finesse. Maybe I should call you Filia. 

[robbenter]

HAHAHA - should have more of him taking class attendance.

[DirtBagBoy91]

he does the same joke with much better execution in this vid

/watch?v=EtbEiF6Uv2Q

[JustusGregorius]

Ironic name from a mofo called Finesse.

[franciso7]

@JustusGregorius

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

[SUCKiNonBOOBies]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUUUUCKING FUNNY

[Utada379]

LOL. "Escalade?" Uh Uh It's Es-Ca-La-De!" Lol, best part is when he does attendance.

[anonnemus]

puddle

[CupcakexKitty]

Rofl met a girl name Le-a. Pronounced LEE-ah right? No.

Le-dash-ah. You literally pronounce the dash in her name. That's how u say her friggin name. Wat.

[onthaszz]

@CupcakexKitty lol how ugly!!

[DancingSpiderman]

@CupcakexKitty Who the fuck puts Morse Code in their kidz' name?!?

Le-DASH-ah

bwaaaHahahahahaha

[JazzEJaslynJJ]

The funny but sad part of this is, I was talking with one of my friends about kids names & she was like 'Oh I like the name Kitchi for a boy and Gonorrhea for a girl, all you do is change the spelling to Gonorria' I was like 'Bitch u name ur daughter Gonorrhea she's gonna kill you when she's 13 because no one's gonna wanna be around her, and Kitchi just sounds like Itchy with a k, so you're gonna have K-Itchy Gonorrhea' All she said was 'It's Gonnoria!' ..I didn't know whether to laugh or cry...

[Saikugo]

Asshole-Ashely

[Slowergrass432]

haha, condombuster xD

[robertdinger]

ik this one i had this goneria?.no genoria bitch this aint genoria

[GanjaJokke]

why are ratings disabled ?

[boobidoo971]

mistakelina.looooooooooooooooo­oooooooooool :)

[pedrohkrx1]

Gonorrhea.. No, that's Genoria! Bitch, this is not genoria, this is Gonorrhea!

[CJBombaYe]

lol Miss Taykalina

[buttscrather12]

nice content , loved it

[tankguru]

i kno a person named fyfkyfxcykcdykghvfyulvftezdat4­rdy;ilgl

[SuperMrKanu]

a girl at my school has the name ladasha spelled like la-a. no lie

[ILoveFolkMusic]

@SuperMrKanu hahah thats funny

[votumseparatum1]

He has actually done this joke many times and it was funny. The energy isn't there this time and plus I remember this joke being a bit longer.

[thizzkid59]

@votumseparatum1

[Hylanvahr]

Definitely needs to amp up his act. I was asleep most of the time for this, and it's only mid afternoon. Wish Dave Chappelle would show up at the Factory again.

[HigherPlanes]

No lie, my neighbor's name is Apprecianté

[spritedblue]

haha he's funny as hell.