Big Brother Audition | Crabstickz

[clarepies]

pahahaha this made me laugh so much chris

[EddyString]

I like your hair darling x

[89sza]

please stop spitting lool

[aGayPancake]

OMG LOL

[Rubydoos1]

xD HAHAHA

[LorettaSJacobs]

See my audition please!

[MsLittleDotty]

lol the water thing was freaky - check my vid out it is terrible :) xx



[awesomelyizzy]

@MsLittleDotty oh gosh well if it's terrible then i must watch it ;) xx

[KieronAllsopp09]

Watch my audition!!

[wardrobefear]

Chris has the Martian disease from Doctor Who!

[Anto424]

Nice audition :) You seem pretty interesting. Take a look at mine guys if you can..

[Raandomneess]

this was hilarious:) I love the water "disease", its a real ice-breaker;)

[MrMike1231234123]

i dont get it........and it really wasnt funny

[Skal231]

check out mine? anyone??

[karlimanchester]

I dont understand...

[iiHeyMoon]

@ciifizzy OMG FIZZY FAMILY FTW *O* xx

[SuperShaunyboy]

Check out Antony big brother audition people, it's for the next series, he's a mate of mine and would be bloody hilarious in the house

[M0llYandM3G]

Wait do you actually have a disease where you do that??

[SuperSpeckybecky]

@M0llYandM3G he acting in this video :L He doesnt have a disease

lol :) This was a spoof ! :L

[LessamazingKate]

@M0llYandM3G No...Chris is a goofball. I think it's a thing with most Youtubers to make these sort of videos.

[catherinebrown96]

despite the fact you are dribbiling.. you are looking MIGHTY FIINNEE ;)

[SobiyaTheCupcake]

I'de so start watching Big Brother if I knew Chris was going to be on it!

[brendielahooha]

@SobiyaTheCupcake Did he get in?

[SobiyaTheCupcake]

@brendielahooha Sadly... No. :(

[psychomucusrelief]

@mcwjes You noticed that about that ghost guy to? I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[mcwjes]

I believe it may be a ghost orb. That is what they say on ghost adventurers or harassers or something, it is on tv. Therefore true. I think the host is on steroids and very lonely in a sexual sort of way.

[Acemind]

LoL is it Tinkerbell 2:35-2:45? I always knew he was Peter Pan ...

[MyLuci97]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I LOVE SO MUCH CHRIS <3

[natnicv]

Is he gay?

[brendielahooha]

@natnicv Yes.

[LOVExample]

I can't for the life of me think why they didn't choose him :')

[SometimesImAwesome]

I have that scarf.

[RuthieGee1]

your fiiiitttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lmao

[doleightful]

Hahahahahaahahhahaha oh my god I'm crying. Real tears.

[StarKidTaylah]

whats with the water spitting

[thebaconflapsable]

im english but i say zee but thats is mainly because most of the youtubers i watch are american

[Rezzmiester101]

Dude your slavering more than my dog..... and he looks like he swallowed a tennis shoe and left the laces hangin out

[amige0811]

why the sicky water thing ???

[shorteejmtrecords]

I feel a bit sick

[hayleythekid]

Holy shit, ghost orb 2:37-2:45!!

[DaneishaLashell]

@hayleythekid lmfaaooo

[amylovesmarksanchez]

@hayleythekid There is another one at 0:54.......oh my god.

[Nyx024]

i love how english people say zed...

[MumWatchThis]

Hahahah! I have a headache for laughing so much! Honestly, you're hilarious :D

[WeedQuality]

ur acceeeeeeeeeeent

[simsoundschannel]

Oh man this is GOLD

[RefusetoListen]

This is never going to be not funny.

[iluv2skt]

You look like Johnny Knoxville, in the video picture!

[disneymusic92]

It's crabstickz with a zet. It's funny how they say zet not zee. and lol it'd be a fail if they actually took him serisouly :P

[ElvenPrincessLove]

@disneymusic92 Zet?! WTF?! It's ZED! God...

[disneymusic92]

@ElvenPrincessLove uh, do you have to over react over one word like that? Someone here is PMSing... just saying.

[ElvenPrincessLove]

@disneymusic92 sorry.

[simplysomewhat]

@disneymusic92 It's not funny, ZED (with a D) is the letter in the UK. It's not a ZEE (as you say.)

[disneymusic92]

@simplysomewhat um, ok then you don't have to get mad at me. I was just pointing it out. I just didn't know.

[simplysomewhat]

@disneymusic92 I never said I was mad. I was just pointing out so you didn't look stupid next time you did that...

[IndiaLovexxx]

I've not laughed like this for a while. :D

[JackDalyTV]

lmfao

[RustyBrainpan1]

Oh my god chris I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thanks.

[Cheryle33Stardoll]

The water thing cracks me up XD

[TheTitup]

don't get me wrong, but it is disgusting^^

[MrBuddyisreal]

hahahahaha..........ha..ha....­.......ha

[FalloutPker]

At 21 seconds you see a cup in his hand..

[JimTrivial]

@thelonewolf97 An orb... OF DUST!!!!

[adrienneadriennesoho]

LMAO

[Jaaniels]

I have that scarf!

[MrLolipopstick]

it looks like you got your eyebrows trimmed just for this video :D

[missykimmel]

@thelonewolf97 theres one at :54 too D:

[AvidbivA]

LMAO!

[RefusetoListen]

I don't care that everyone I show this to thinks (well, knows) that I'm weird, this is fucking hilarious.

[MonkeyOnTheContrary]

So funny

[bbright777]

how did the water come out a lot !?

[rochitys]

God, I just hope you don't actually want to be on Big Brother, cause it's the biggest estupid show on TV. You'll be more loved being on youtube, as you are, than being on BB. xx

[MrWedster]

@rochitys This vid is a year old dumbass

[athredgo]

I don't think i've ever laughed at a youtube video this hard. Hahahaha you are amazing Crabstickz, marry me.

[mrMarshCheese]

wow you've come so far...

[FalloutPker]

Anyone notice the cup of water?

[MadOldPete]

@FalloutPker no, I actually have no peripheral vision. where is it?

[ScragglyTramp]

What's not to love

[GDsbiggestfan]

I would love to see you in a Big Brother house. you would actually make it an interesting TV show. hahaha

[SimonexXx666]

haha, 'I expell a lot of water.' pure genius. :']

[yasminmcfly]

"and i think i'm in it for the right reasons. one because....."

[yasminmcfly]

YOUR NAME IS NOT CHRIS, YOUR NAME IS CRABSTICKZ, FOOL.

[LanaCheeseLover]

This video made me thirsty for some reason....

[TheAkizo]

YOU READ BLEACH MANGA???? AWEESSSOMMMEEE!!! You should make a video about bleach!!

[josa115]

did you send this in? 0_o

[siemenspill]

poor editingg

[AlmightySpadeCostume]

@siemenspill shush

[thunderbird5898]

@siemenspill how so? you know its a joke right?

[27Keira27]

LOL i swear i heard a toilet flush half way through that :L..gosh this is freakin hilarious cant stop laughin :')

[PrezTyler]

ew..

[moosehat2]

Play 2:52 over and over again xD

[MeganVonGrimm]

Your house is haunteeeed, a ghost wanted to be in your big brother video o:

[pgiint]

I would pick you

[asmallworld09]

What friends?

[GingerJotty]

2:35 - 2:44 GHOST in the left half of the screen. how do you feel!

[asmallworld09]

@GingerJotty Oh my god, good eye!

[GingerJotty]

@asmallworld09 thanks. also in another video just a bit after this one the exact same orb is in it.

[05HaK30]

how come your shirt never seems to get wet?

[concretepoo]

L M F A O

[gigzy43]

LMAO xD

[Khomatose]

You're far too interesting and cool to be in the Big Brother House :)

[BDET89]

"Im really fun and bubbly to be around"?? I think thats for other people to decide.......and I've decided your a tit.

[musative]

@BDET89 you just proved yourself as such a fucking twat.

HE'S BEING SARCASTIC.

[BDET89]

@musative He's being Sarcastic?? Oh ok, so what he's actually saying is he's boring and not fun to be around. Good one Einstein!! He clearly was'nt being sarcastic was he, numbnuts.

[musative]

@BDET89 *facepalm* the whole video is sarcastic in that it is taking the piss out of people who DO send in videos like this and are actually serious.

Douche.

[BDET89]

@musative I disagree.

Dumbass

[AlmightySpadeCostume]

@BDET89 And, my dear friend, I have decided that you are muchly incorrect.

[viking4211]

@BDET89 and i've decided you have the deductive ability of a brick.

[BDET89]

@viking4211 But where would we be without bricks?

[TheLOLOMGFTW]

@BDET89 you do realise this is a joke lol or maybee your joking if you are sorrry lol

[OhAhUpTheRaa]

@BDET89 HANDICAP

[yumyumlenny]

@BDET89 contrary to some peoples belief,

this is a video and a joke as well... its not real. Your an idiot

[BDET89]

@yumyumlenny A joke?......Its not funny.

[MrJaxon29]

you could see the glass at the Beginning 

[KeaneKiller18]

you're weird.

:P

[starkidbadders]

at 0:54 some fluff floated down on the left side of his head... ok, i'm not weird :(

[111Nikki222]

hahaha, omg that was so funny

[critic214]

hahahaha u noob you'll never be my brother jk dont take it to hard

[CartomartaKenDoll]

oh my gosh. Its funny because he didn't laugh once. i would drink it from him mouth haha

[ElectricChouettes]

I WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY EVERY TIME WATER CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

[KaylaTakesWV1]

@Kailys3: that was kinda hard to watch lol

[MrsWizz96]

Who did this video first you or j0ames? :) xxx

[Jadesabre14]

i love that.

[CandaceLynnForTheWin]

I'm seriously about to barf </3

LOOOL thx bby gal

[conawillvlog]

1.21 "Nooonk!"

[RAR6063]

Dude that orb thing was tottally creepy.... The video was great i sort of got into it when i realised it wasnt spontaneous spitting lol Keep the vids coming chris

[sarNtin]

was i the only one that saw the orb fly around the book shelf at 2:30?

[JessCaSaurus]

@sarNtini saw that too

[mcnamaray]

brilliant

[Christystyle]

holy crap! where did the water come from?

[Babbe]

This made me think of Waters of Mars. I was just waiting for the moment when his skin would crack...

[Mentalspud49]

A similar quantity of liquid that came out of your mouth, was actually expelled from my nether region whilst watching this video.

[FrankieRoute]

I don't think a lot of people understand the joke here...it's lolsome :)

[XaviNL]

Erm... Chris. There is water coming out of your mouth.

[SimsNurd]

@freakycousins1 its called a joke. ffs. hes not being for real

[WinterChic08]

he is so boring, i hope he dont get in the house. he is so fake

[deldulin]

@WinterChic08 lol You get that it's a joke, right?

[Loz87UK]

@WinterChic08 Lol all of the people who go into the house are fakes. Dont know why ppl still watch that shit

[TheJohanneslol]

U be trollin'.

[seymourLlama]

I'm having trouble watching past 0:12 without dying of laughing

[oywidapoodles]

"I don't know if that's a compliment."

AHAHA

[givememytots]

Nominated for best video ever of all time and I know a doctor for that drooling problem 5 stars

[elfsuckss]

LOL whats with the shit coming out your mouth?

[IanBunton]

You would be perfect...so annoying, you would fit in with all the look at me cocks in there!!! I bet your already relishing the thought of all the Z list partys you could go to being recognised on the street by 14 year old girls....get yourself in there let the public laugh at you and the other freaks!!!

[fairystonefairy]

OMG!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!

I just sent in my audition tape (in America) and it TOTALLY SUCKS compared to your's!!

Great job. If you didn't make it, then they and WE missed out on a fantastic guest in the house!

Keep us posted... Teri from Virginia

[Pearlxox]

I WAS LOLLING

[ir6011]

lol

[lustreboy]

ah mate, that was truly 5starringly awesome!!

I properly cracked up laughing every time you jipped out some water.

How the Big Brother Team didn't pick you, I simply have no idea. Although the fact they're all fucking moron's might have had something to do with it!

respect!

[Kie77]

Chris you do amuse! This is seriously the funniest youtube video I've seen in ages, you had me crying with this one.

Favourited and 5 stars.

Brilliant!

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

@Mrpetcolorface

No! :DSorry I just hate spam.

[8soccer4life8]

not bad but i dont hink there gona choose u cuz ur black.....

[zom247]

5 seconds of this and I wanted to tear my eyes out. I would burn the house down if you are in it

[AussieGirl188]

HAHAHAHA, as this was good. :)

[freaknkrazy]

chris + crabstickz = love

[MrPoatd]

i thought he was taking the mic out of dr. who water on mars... but i could be mistaken

[SamDomTV]

This video came out in January 2009 didn't that episode come out after that? i dunno :S

[laurennbbz]

he was taking the piss I think...

[Oct23rd4004BC]

The video was older than that Dr Who episode. I did, however, spend most of the Dr Who episode thinking about J0ames's similar video 'My Condition'. (I Hadn't seen crabstickz' one at that stage.)

[KaySchroed]

LOLOLOLOL. THIS WAS SO FUNNY!

[jessicaaaSOAB]

dunno how you kept a straight face haha unbelievable, xxx

[mizzpinkpants]

omg ur tv is ALWAYS on standby in alll of ur vids

[gsmith1991]

there are some twats that send audition videos on youtube, but this one i actually laughed at :') !

[Zoesstuff]

hey! The spit thing is not 'British' he was joking haha!! hahaha ...how does he do that though? lol

[awesomefrog1]

he would stop talking for a second to take a sip of water, then he would put the cup down and spit it out and keep on talking, then he edited out the parts with him sipping. you can see the cup in the beginning

[xStarsKOL]

Lmao (:

[ErmaStrikesBack]

you are an absolute psychopath.....in a good way

[9JCx]

is that water thing really ??? NO ?

[katlo9]

LOL I GAGGED from laughing everytime the water came out hhahahahha

[unclestoostoo]

Loved the water thing.

[thefangirl09]

Z is zed in British english.

Just listen to the alphabet, they'll say x y zed.

:)

[FoundEventually]

How do you guys say it? o,o

[thefangirl09]

@FoundEventually We say X Y and sound out the Z like zeeeee. Haha. I dunno. I like zed better but I'm American so...haha.

[cezzie901]

I think this goes to show how much I love your channel - The moment I saw that water thing in Doctor Who, I immediately thought of this!

As a result I couldn't take Doctor Who serious and laughed everytime water alien guys came on!

[RDBrilliance]

Pahaha. Iloveyou O-O

Doctor who was probably the scariest thing i've seen all year.