Notable Quotables, Ep. 1

[RunawayRed]

I like how these guys don't bother to edit out the looks of complete shame and disappointment on their faces after they finish telling a shitty joke.

[BlackAndRight]

@RunawayRed That was our first show, seven months ago. Insults are lame when late. BTW - Let's see your show, you being knowledgeable enough to critique.

[RunawayRed]

@BlackAndRight Oh yeah, I forgot there was no such thing as humor 7 months ago. My bad! Also, correct me if I'm wrong but are you implying that only directors can critique you? Come on now, logic is your friend. Think about what you are saying before you hit the post button.

[BlackAndRight]

@RunawayRed Another bossy punk. No, my comment basically was if you're going to get into the critique business, try to come up with something more substantive than "shitty". If that's it, does anyone take you seriously?

[RunawayRed]

@BlackAndRight Ok fine. This video was lacking in intelligent humor. Better?

[BlackAndRight]

@RunawayRed That happens when it's done off the cuff and jokes aren't written for you.

[RunawayRed]

@BlackAndRight Hahahaha! Riiiight..... Well at least you aren't denying that the humor sucks, instead you just keep giving me different excuses to explain why it sucks so bad. All of which have been bull, but hey, I'm sure it was super awkward when you finally got everyone in the room for the shoot and realized NOT ONE of them has any sense of humor whatsoever. You did the best you could, I guess.....

[BlackAndRight]

@RunawayRed It was an experiment and we tried, which is a lot harder than sitting on an ass with nothing better to show.

[RunawayRed]

@BlackAndRight I'm sorry was that your attempt at insulting me based on pure assumption? Ouch, my cookie-crumble heart... You're right though, taking a giant shit on comedic practice and posting it online is tough work. Regardless, since you seem to know so much about me, mind letting me know when my microwave dinner is going to be finished? What are the chances of someone coming home and bringing it to me so I don't have to get off my huge fat ass?

[BlackAndRight]

@RunawayRed While I'm at assumptions, why hope someone will bring you your dinner when you just have to wait until your mom calls you up from the basement?

[RunawayRed]

@BlackAndRight ...An experiment that clearly failed. So why did you keep making more that were all just as bad as this one?

[RunawayRed]

@RunawayRed There are 12 year old kids on this site who come up with better content than this, without a budget, and without 8 people writing for it.

[RunawayRed]

@BlackAndRight HAhaha, almost forgot... "Insults are lame when late." WTF? Where did you get this arbitrary rule from? It's hilarious!

[MusicMedic5150]

Bob I love your channel Keep up the hard work. What is the song at the intro?

[BlackAndRight]

@MusicMedic5150 We have an account with BEATS365, a company that creates hip hop and rap loops.

[ipwnallnubscuzirock]

That. Was. Awesome :)

[NoGuff]

People like Chris Matthews (the Liberal Elitists) HATE ordinary Americans. So if many people buy a Conservative book, then it couldn't possibly be a good book. To him, we're all stupid know-nothings who should never be heard, and should do what we're told.

That, dear Mr. Charles Gibson, is the Elite.

[krisdjsteel]

Free background loops + Imovie + people with no personality who aren't funny + quotes made by people that other people don't care about = You wasted my time and you should try and step this up. good try though lil fella On the up side you guys fiugred out how to use your green screen you bought good job I'm proud of you.

[pimpdalyrical]

I love the concept, but poorly executed. There's a reason these guys are writers, and on TV.

[krisdjsteel]

These writer aren't good writers though. Not one this they said was entertaining in anyway.

[AmericanPie37]

Jodi does it way better.

[BlackAndRight]

Then watch Jodi.

In case you haven't noticed, this is a totally different production and the actual writers are commenting, not reciting lines written for them (like Jodi)...

[onviant]

Stick to the quotes. The "funny" comments about the quotes are weak.

[SeanG200]

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Thanks, great stuff -- posted at my blog. It hurts to hear Lions analogies... I am a Lions fan! What makes it funny is that its true though... they suck,

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[supersambo723]

You know what's amazing is the best seller list includes book people are ACTUALLY reading. Yet Chris Matthews is pissed because of course anything he writes would be ignored just like his television show. He FURTHER discredited himself with his thrill up his leg comment, which if I see him I will be sure to thank him for the laugh on that one, haha.

[bigboss686]

sweet

[pdalko]

Do more like this

[memama2]

Obama 101 = "Lying By Ommision" ~ day after day !!!! (don't ask - WON'T TELL = you Republicans!) hiiissssss

[sanddmann03]

Right wing crap on the best seller list?These goofs put both their feet in their mouths at the same time...

[moteintheeye]

I guess one thing i do miss about watching the left wing crap is that i dont get to laugh as often. Or cry either come to think about it. But seriously, what do expect from a bunch of ex drugged hippies?

[FrancescaGianna]

God forgive me but sometimes I wish these treasoneous fucktard libturds would just crawl into a prison somewhere in North Korea or China and quietly disappear. Peace out!

[Winterfairy777]

lmao

[RemoSC49]

LOL great!

[JohnDaCajun]

Cut out the background laughing and it would be a lot better. (It feels fake because we all know the comments are pre written)

[NAGGERNUTZ]

Chris Matthews commenting about all the "right wing crap" on the BEST SELLER LIST is classic. Either everyone, including liberals, want to read that "crap" or liberals can't read... hence, no liberal books on the best seller list. Chris Matthews should make sure his brain is in gear before releasing his mouth.

[BuckFarack]

This is fantastic, I love it, I want more !!!

5 *****

[haypenny]

Great premiere guys! Keep up the good work!

5 stars...

[Daniel44125]

Great video!

[mosquewatcher]

That was a great video !

[o0Dystopia0o]

A little halting and unpolished, but I have only one other word that describes my opinion of this landmark contribution to political and cultural debate:

ENCORE !

[Soulja4Alethia]

LOL!!! "wet dreams of obama - my audacity to hope"

instant classic. LOL! gET EM!