It's not that she "flats" so many notes, but that her lyrics are so bad and downright CORNY!
Seriously, when a woman reaches this age/stage/level of desperation, a prospective hubby has a right to meet at least TWO of her exes, eh? Can I get a HELL YEAH!?
HMOG... her whole premise shows such a toxic (and transparent) level of Hollyweird-inspired misandry, that I'm wondering if this isn't a serious SATIRE about kids who were raised on Duh Boob-Tube?? i.e. men are not human, they are just fashion accessories... or useful mass-produced appliances. "I simply MUST get married on such and such a date; just need an idle man-bot to "plug in" to my fairytale..." :rolleyes:
Hint: If you're going to do the Bettie Page bangs, do the bustier too!
I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend
Perhaps she will get lucky, but the pool of eligible fools is decreasing and fast and you have outed your own self as someone who wants to taken care of, rather than the other way around. I pity the fool.
Wow, this woman is insane, although the really crazy part is that there are a lot of idiotic mangina loser men that might trip over themselves to court a crazy like her...
If she is so interested in being married, what stopped her from actively pursuing a courtship when she was 18-22 and being married with kids by 25? She was probably the town skank back in those days, "had her fun and ready to marry" translation- she's ready to let a mangina man pay her way through life.
I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend
As the beat goes into a breakdown, I step closer to the camera. In my deepest, sexiest voice, I say "Yo girl.... I'd marry you faster than yo daddy abandoned you."
Please...like most, she's a reality whore, and this is her 15 minutes. After she 'failed,' she talked about all the people who want to get married and how she wants to help them?! Um, yeah, it's called a wedding planner, and they already do exactly that! To quote her after failure... "What I'm finding is that there are so many people in love that want to get married...." Really? Reeeally??? [roll eyes...major].
Nobody NEEDs to get married, more does anyone NEED a husband or wife. I agree they probably make things better but no way would I want to even date someone desperate to get married, it's a turn off.
This is a great idea. I hope you find the right one. If not, try not being a total spaz and making youtube video declarations of quest to get married. Getting married is not a requirement to move on to the next phase of life. Its something you do out of love... yours truely, Satan
this is creepy as fuck. the sad part is shes fairly attractive. its a shame shes so creepy, if she wasnt, im sure she would be married by now. ironic isnt it.
I don't think this is the best way to find some one you intend to spend the rest of your life with, but who am I kidding, you probably wouldn't want advice from youtube either.
Sorry babe, you look like a psycho-chick in waiting. May god have mercy on the soul of the poor mangina that falls for your convoluted "I'm having a wedding, I just need a groom" nonsense. Congrats on confirming what many men have always feared: that women just want a wedding, and the fact that you need a man to do it is of little concern.
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My heart goes out to you Lisa, but I hope that you understand that marriage is a 2 way street. In your other videos you're interviewing men, which is fine - so long as you are willing to be interviewed in turn. Are you prepared to stick with them when you 'fall out of love'? Resist divorce, no matter what? Love and honour them?
What are YOU bringing to the table? You must be a companion even if you don't always feel like it at the time.
That's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever herd. I sure wish you'd at least acknowledge the reply video I made. Or at least say "thanks but no thanks". In all of the thousands of emails I had with my website, I rarely ever got an email I wouldn't reply to.
hey lisa what u are trying is inventive. however i think it is dangerous for as u can never know what is out there in this very disfunctional world. i wish u luck as i am nearly 40 myself and a virgin and unmarried myself. i want to find someone special in my life to live out the rest of my life, however i even i find this to be desperate what u are doing. i hope u will be very careful in your search like doing back round searches on the men u meet. ignore all those with nastiness and bol.
I went through a bunch of the comments people have posted and I really feel for you. Some of the filth coming out of thier mouths is ridiculous. I'm wishing you the best of luck and I hope you liked my video responce. Have a wonderful day Princess...
the really tragic thing is that because women control the sex market (i.e. men must essentially acquiesce to whatever women as a majority want or how women as a majority behave) she'll probably get what she wants. eggs drying up and she wants someone to foot the bill for those years of sexual frivolty? apparently she got at least EIGHTY complete morons to willingly sign up for the program.
Just a question, Lisa: what is it that you're actually looking for in a husband? By not saying what it is you're looking for, you're casting kind of a wide net. If you specify what it is you're looking for, you'll have a better chance of meeting that kind of man. Also, have you tried looking for the right man at your church? There are a lot of good men to be found in church, who are single because they don't go to the meat markets looking for something meaningless. You may want to try there...
Hello Lisa. I have been on the dating scene for over a year now and have have no luck. I too want a forever relationship, and it might take you a month to read all the responses. Anyways, I am on Match.com and eHarmony and still no luck. But today I woke and relaxed by my computer and seen the fox interview and thought...How can such a beautiful woman be single? I thought I would give you a shout. My match.com name is matthews_dad. Today is my bday, so are you a secret present from God? Pray'n
Did I hear her right when she said she went on 80 dates and STILL couldn't find Mr. Right??? Seriously Lisa, what the hell are you looking for in a guy? 80 dates!!!!! At this rate, you'll be lucky to find anyone. I would have kept that "80 dates" comment to yourself. Gonna scare a lot of guys away from you now. Just my 2 cents.
Well, I would be glad to marry her.. but I just heard a ytube, song called the cake she ate, and I know she would be like all the others. Sorry Lisa, you're too good to be true..
"I've met allot or 'Mr. RIght Nows', but not Mr. Right." ~ I don't know what's more gross, the fact that it's true, or admitting on national television.
I must be missing something here......because all I see is a beautiful person with a beautiful voice trying to find a husband.....(and that takes some guts!!!) If i hadnt destroyed the first half of my life , I would have enjoyed making music with you (by the sea) for the rest of it!! Robert 40 maryland
odd way to go about it ...but brave girl..good luck ;) and why are people so hateful? noone knows her or the life she has had so why so many judges? anyways goodluck.
You'd do better at starting "project cats n TV dinners."
You'd be more successful. No sane man is going to fall into your trap.
Bejeweled 3 is out. You'd be more successful in conquering that than finding a man to attend your wedding. Because that's what it all boils down to. You want a wedding...the SHOW. Not a marriage.
After 20 years of datiung bad boys who aren't interested in getting married your looking for a teddy bear guy to get marriede to so you can chalk it of the list, keep dating bad boys on the side and get divorced.
You've waited too long to get anybody worthwhile, unless much older. At 35, you've no doubt taken quite a few rides on the cock carrousel, plus looking at the fat in your arms, you are likely to be a porker in 5 years.
Yea well, she'll be on Dr. Phil because she's got moxy, smarts, and a social experiment going on here. She's looking for love, and if you knew her you'd know there's no ulterior motive. I suppose you naysayers are ugly fat slobs who can't find anyone so you take it out on others. Lisa, I hope you find Mr. Right. The rest of you size 44 waist and ups can kiss it and go drink your beer in the dark.
@dagwood2005 You hit the nail right on the head. I am smelling a HUGE debt here and the only way is to find a chump who'll pay for it. How can a normal, sweet woman NOT find a good man by 35? Fuck me silly, but they just goes, No, NO, NO, YES! - just pick and choose, no work involved as opposed to us poor saps, who need to put in the groundwork and do a lot of shit to get laid, not to mention marriage. Geez.
So she has planned a wedding but there is no husband? And people think she is cute and this is a GREAT IDEA? WTF is wrong with you people? Is our society REALLY that screwed up?
Hey stupid, try the library. Or the park. Or the produce section of your local market.
And if you get really desperate you can go down to the local home depot, there's lots of guys standing around there that would just LOVE to get married to you (or at least have a job for the day.)
You're just now figuring that out? Nah, but seriously, what else should we expect when we put females on a pedestal and treat them like entitled princesses all their lives? They grow up expecting the impossible, even when nature itself tells them otherwise.
Project "find a chump to marry me so I can divorce him two years later and steal all of his shit in the divorce because I am a white American Princess and I DESERVE a man slave."
Maybe you should have let your 'sistas' screw over 100M or so other husbands eh? Like in my case where my ex was given 95% of the family assets. I tell young men that 5% is the new 50% if they happen to be a man. Now might you be able to figure out why men are refusing to marry in their tens of millions?
@dagwood2005 Not necessarily!! Guys can ignore those girls, who would treat them great, and give all the attention to the nasty ass whores out there. Believe me, I know how she feels. :(
@MUSICROX83 Just "nasty women" would do fine. Or... mean spirited... no... there aren't really any good gender neutral insults, are there? It's just that gender-based insults aren't cool the same way race-based insults aren't cool. Try replacing "whore" with a racial slur and you may get what I mean.
Ok, if you can cook food, that is a plus... but if you want to contribute anything to my life this is what I need:
1. Clean my firearms after a long day at the range. I shoot old battle rifles long range with surplus corrosive ammo and need you to clean and shine them like your little kitchen. I will supply gloves to keep your $100 Dallas Chick nails clean.
2. I need a spotter at the range. Cant spot shots alone.
3. Your mouth is not for talking. You know what it is for.
I'm interested but the first thing that would have to go would be that keyboard, then I'd need a look at your mother. The real deal breaker would be your sammich making skillz and what kind of truck you drive. Oh yeah, if you have any disease other than EBR, it ends here.
rudebwoy1974 is right! All of a sudden the town jizz-jar realizes she's over 30 and alone. Some poor schlub is gonna get taken-in by her fading looks and marry that crazy chick. Kinda like getting a donut that someone already sucked all the jelly out of.....( looks OK on the outside but is used up and empty on the inside). Oh, and F-U AROCK!
Sooo.... Are you expecting someone to make a decision of life-long consequence based off of a song that merely acknowledges your desire to be married? I'd love to find a mate myself, but I can't imagine just randomly marrying someone based off of a 3 minute video that doesn't tell me anything about the prospective spouse.
funny... i just found out about this on ARFcom and i see the last few comments are from some fellow ARFcommers.
This is a sure thing... she's bound to find a crazy compatible mate on here. She should post this in the personal section of Craigslist... nothin but wacko's in there.
Lisa, a stable marriage involves focussing on the family unity, which you demonstrate a massive inability to do with this video. What guy wants the entire freakin world peering into his life?
Why must women today bring in all these outside forces to dilute their focus???
You're not exactly bringing anything to the table here. I'm not seeing anything that says you're actually interested in being married, just that you're obsessed with an event. Do you even know anything about what it means to be a wife? Can you even learn how to be one now that you're in your 30s and set in your ways?
@jhud713 Is WCW World Championship Wrestling? I named my Russian Trophy Boar I had mounted Nikita Koloff because both were alpha-male, Russian warriors. Made a video of it where I cut together Nikita Koloff promos and boar attacks on my channel.
Show us a vid displaying skills we are interested in - sandwich making skills, money management skills, being quiet skills.....also show us how good you are with a Shakeweight.
any guy that marries you on that date, isn't ever going to be your SOUL MATE, stupid shit like this is way are Divorce rate are so high, you don't get married just to get married, unless your CRAZY
40 plus year old women are more likely to get struck by lightning than get married. And with people like Tom Leykis those numbers are becoming even more skewed.
It is amusing the lengths that women are starting to go to.
(also, this is obviously just a publicity stunt. But the fact that it is actually plausible in this day and age does say something about today's females.)
Uh, why plan a wedding when you don't have a fiance? Oh, I know - because any man will do, you just need someone to fill the generic role of "the husband", because it's all about you, and your already pre-planned "special day". Pathetic. Epic fail!
I have seen worse things than this. I hope she finds Mr Right but I doubt it. Someone should not cram something important like this into a timed process with a deadline. That may well doom the outcome.
You really need a groom then marry me.
2468258456 2 weeks ago
It's not that she "flats" so many notes, but that her lyrics are so bad and downright CORNY!
Seriously, when a woman reaches this age/stage/level of desperation, a prospective hubby has a right to meet at least TWO of her exes, eh? Can I get a HELL YEAH!?
MajorCaliber 2 months ago 3
HMOG... her whole premise shows such a toxic (and transparent) level of Hollyweird-inspired misandry, that I'm wondering if this isn't a serious SATIRE about kids who were raised on Duh Boob-Tube?? i.e. men are not human, they are just fashion accessories... or useful mass-produced appliances. "I simply MUST get married on such and such a date; just need an idle man-bot to "plug in" to my fairytale..." :rolleyes:
Hint: If you're going to do the Bettie Page bangs, do the bustier too!
MajorCaliber 2 months ago 2
I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend
ArmoredFelix 3 months ago 3
Perhaps she will get lucky, but the pool of eligible fools is decreasing and fast and you have outed your own self as someone who wants to taken care of, rather than the other way around. I pity the fool.
cdw100 4 months ago 5
Wow, this woman is insane, although the really crazy part is that there are a lot of idiotic mangina loser men that might trip over themselves to court a crazy like her...
If she is so interested in being married, what stopped her from actively pursuing a courtship when she was 18-22 and being married with kids by 25? She was probably the town skank back in those days, "had her fun and ready to marry" translation- she's ready to let a mangina man pay her way through life.
OhioGuy19 4 months ago 4
You are everything that is wrong with western women
rileyrkl 5 months ago 9
I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend
drbpony 5 months ago 12
if a guy did the same announcing his desire to get laid, you b!tches would call him a pervert.
get married in your dreams,
sokrateskerem 5 months ago 10
You're too old. There are plenty of young bitches out there just aching for some cock. Why would any man want to marry some wrinkly old cow?
Splunkzop 5 months ago 7
Will you marry me?
jmiller8563 5 months ago
As the beat goes into a breakdown, I step closer to the camera. In my deepest, sexiest voice, I say "Yo girl.... I'd marry you faster than yo daddy abandoned you."
TheScientist0000000 6 months ago 9
I would go out with u and if u would like to get married I would do that to
86yukon 7 months ago
I make 250k a year. Do you find me sexually attractive now?
xjohnson42 8 months ago 5
This comes under what I use to hear the old folks call "gettin the cart before the horse".
notube2007 8 months ago 3
Have your neighbors ever heard the ticking time bomb in your womb and called the bomb squad on you?
samelya 8 months ago 3
does anyone know the song at the end? I would like to know it. Thank you.
pj650zmyn 8 months ago
Please...like most, she's a reality whore, and this is her 15 minutes. After she 'failed,' she talked about all the people who want to get married and how she wants to help them?! Um, yeah, it's called a wedding planner, and they already do exactly that! To quote her after failure... "What I'm finding is that there are so many people in love that want to get married...." Really? Reeeally??? [roll eyes...major].
GreenDestiny 8 months ago 3
So... did she find someone?
And I don't mean some frat boy who divorced her after sex just to high five his friends.
Sei1863 8 months ago 3
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u cant just do that...
vute283 8 months ago
someone is a bit desperate...
TombMan12 8 months ago 2
Nobody NEEDs to get married, more does anyone NEED a husband or wife. I agree they probably make things better but no way would I want to even date someone desperate to get married, it's a turn off.
sab0nes 8 months ago
@sab0nes Read: Forever alone
joshkpoole 8 months ago 2
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bon3sx 8 months ago
This is actually really sad.
Lovinthelazies 8 months ago 2
you cant be for real. this is the creepiest video on youtube
spineway 8 months ago
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No. No I will not. Because you are batshit insane.
randyest 8 months ago 2
Maybe if you put all this creativity and energy into not being a weirdo, you could find a guy.
CrowsTurnOff 8 months ago 3
disney movie whore
TITISIMO25 8 months ago
Forever alone..
killersjobie 8 months ago 3
This.... is the reason you don't have a husband. You probably propose on the first date...
nennypsycho 8 months ago
bitch you crazy
faceyfaceface 8 months ago 3
I hope she doesn't find anyone. lol.
shortinos 8 months ago
Why on fucks earth tho would you plan a wedding when you don't even have a boyfriend.
btwicked 8 months ago
Lisa, honey.
This is a great idea. I hope you find the right one. If not, try not being a total spaz and making youtube video declarations of quest to get married. Getting married is not a requirement to move on to the next phase of life. Its something you do out of love... yours truely, Satan
btwicked 8 months ago
this is creepy as fuck. the sad part is shes fairly attractive. its a shame shes so creepy, if she wasnt, im sure she would be married by now. ironic isnt it.
JONSKATEVIDS 8 months ago 3
this is so creepy
kajusz931 8 months ago
This is just Sad
OnlymovesforJoy 8 months ago 2
I lol'd xD
Goobbert 8 months ago
Seems like you're looking for a woman. Guys don't like this approach at all.
zachblackstone 8 months ago
don't stick your dick in crazy
Theweshmann 8 months ago 46
So what happened on Feb 15th?
peperonyandchease 8 months ago 2
i'd tap that
BASTEH99 8 months ago 3
@BASTEH99 yeah but wouldn't marry her...
nathank120 8 months ago 2
I don't think this is the best way to find some one you intend to spend the rest of your life with, but who am I kidding, you probably wouldn't want advice from youtube either.
tastyscavenger 8 months ago
Forever Alone.....
jameslovesgerman 8 months ago 44
This is just sad. I'm sorry you've reached this point. Please save yourself the pain and delete this video.
ElGordoUno 8 months ago 2
it really took her lots of courage.so just give her some space and respect her.
stone3820 8 months ago
Sorry babe, you look like a psycho-chick in waiting. May god have mercy on the soul of the poor mangina that falls for your convoluted "I'm having a wedding, I just need a groom" nonsense. Congrats on confirming what many men have always feared: that women just want a wedding, and the fact that you need a man to do it is of little concern.
frankenshank 9 months ago
That chick has to have ridden like 200 schlongs... I feel sorry for the poor beta that marries her.
mrblackback1 9 months ago 4
how long/many times have your ridden the c*ck carousel? Meaning, are you all used up inside and out (cause it's damn likely, amirite?)
ironicsport 9 months ago 2
Whenever I see an attractive woman like you begging for a man, I always wonder what became of the others. I fear for your suitors.
gtrgy888 10 months ago 2
Oh thats just sad....
TheBraingo 10 months ago
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........ok...taking another breath....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......,.ahhh thanks for the laugh
busta40o 10 months ago
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........ok...taking another breath....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......,.ahhh thanks for the laugh
busta40o 10 months ago
contact me im gettin married augst or september please of this year
iluveeyore65 10 months ago
The date's passed, but I wish you well Lisa. If you're ready to be a good wife, then I hope you find (have found) a good husband.
Aurini 1 year ago
I need to follow up on what I just wrote.
My heart goes out to you Lisa, but I hope that you understand that marriage is a 2 way street. In your other videos you're interviewing men, which is fine - so long as you are willing to be interviewed in turn. Are you prepared to stick with them when you 'fall out of love'? Resist divorce, no matter what? Love and honour them?
What are YOU bringing to the table? You must be a companion even if you don't always feel like it at the time.
Aurini 1 year ago
That's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever herd. I sure wish you'd at least acknowledge the reply video I made. Or at least say "thanks but no thanks". In all of the thousands of emails I had with my website, I rarely ever got an email I wouldn't reply to.
smilingscottsman 1 year ago
its just sad desperate some people are.....i feel bad for her future husband....
giamarie18 1 year ago
hey lisa what u are trying is inventive. however i think it is dangerous for as u can never know what is out there in this very disfunctional world. i wish u luck as i am nearly 40 myself and a virgin and unmarried myself. i want to find someone special in my life to live out the rest of my life, however i even i find this to be desperate what u are doing. i hope u will be very careful in your search like doing back round searches on the men u meet. ignore all those with nastiness and bol.
steelmalic 1 year ago
So, how's that workin' for ya, toots? You got one week left to find some poor schmuck.
wgstewart1972 1 year ago
She is a complete idiot and nutjob. Men: RUN!!!!!
CMOSGUN 1 year ago
I went through a bunch of the comments people have posted and I really feel for you. Some of the filth coming out of thier mouths is ridiculous. I'm wishing you the best of luck and I hope you liked my video responce. Have a wonderful day Princess...
smilingscottsman 1 year ago
I posted my responce. Your vid made me cry...
smilingscottsman 1 year ago
Before I go into production on a reply video I just want to know one thing: Do you know Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
smilingscottsman 1 year ago
Well, here's my inspiration. Looks like i'm gonna plan my wedding too and see if i can get that final ingredient soon.
eligregl 1 year ago
the really tragic thing is that because women control the sex market (i.e. men must essentially acquiesce to whatever women as a majority want or how women as a majority behave) she'll probably get what she wants. eggs drying up and she wants someone to foot the bill for those years of sexual frivolty? apparently she got at least EIGHTY complete morons to willingly sign up for the program.
good luck, you poor, stupid bastards.
terrasweet 1 year ago
Just a question, Lisa: what is it that you're actually looking for in a husband? By not saying what it is you're looking for, you're casting kind of a wide net. If you specify what it is you're looking for, you'll have a better chance of meeting that kind of man. Also, have you tried looking for the right man at your church? There are a lot of good men to be found in church, who are single because they don't go to the meat markets looking for something meaningless. You may want to try there...
stormhawk31 1 year ago
Hello Lisa. I have been on the dating scene for over a year now and have have no luck. I too want a forever relationship, and it might take you a month to read all the responses. Anyways, I am on Match.com and eHarmony and still no luck. But today I woke and relaxed by my computer and seen the fox interview and thought...How can such a beautiful woman be single? I thought I would give you a shout. My match.com name is matthews_dad. Today is my bday, so are you a secret present from God? Pray'n
MrNowawake 1 year ago
Did I hear her right when she said she went on 80 dates and STILL couldn't find Mr. Right??? Seriously Lisa, what the hell are you looking for in a guy? 80 dates!!!!! At this rate, you'll be lucky to find anyone. I would have kept that "80 dates" comment to yourself. Gonna scare a lot of guys away from you now. Just my 2 cents.
KwajGecko 1 year ago
Well, I would be glad to marry her.. but I just heard a ytube, song called the cake she ate, and I know she would be like all the others. Sorry Lisa, you're too good to be true..
cantbleevit 1 year ago
"I've met allot or 'Mr. RIght Nows', but not Mr. Right." ~ I don't know what's more gross, the fact that it's true, or admitting on national television.
JuiceManuce 1 year ago
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smilingscottsman 1 year ago
I must be missing something here......because all I see is a beautiful person with a beautiful voice trying to find a husband.....(and that takes some guts!!!) If i hadnt destroyed the first half of my life , I would have enjoyed making music with you (by the sea) for the rest of it!! Robert 40 maryland
KOZZGROVE 1 year ago
If you want to see a glimpse of her worldview, count the number of "me", "my" and "I" in this video description. You've been warned, fellas.
SpicyColdNoodle 1 year ago 3
odd way to go about it ...but brave girl..good luck ;) and why are people so hateful? noone knows her or the life she has had so why so many judges? anyways goodluck.
LaFlacs 1 year ago
You'd do better at starting "project cats n TV dinners."
You'd be more successful. No sane man is going to fall into your trap.
Bejeweled 3 is out. You'd be more successful in conquering that than finding a man to attend your wedding. Because that's what it all boils down to. You want a wedding...the SHOW. Not a marriage.
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cliftonhauusd 1 year ago
After 20 years of datiung bad boys who aren't interested in getting married your looking for a teddy bear guy to get marriede to so you can chalk it of the list, keep dating bad boys on the side and get divorced.
Zooni2 1 year ago 2
It is such a crazy idea =)
I hope you will find you real love
I wish you all good
Ogguuzz123 1 year ago
Would you mind to marry a 12 years younger old guy from Germany? You look so hot. We should get kids together and have a great life.
Kjubyyy 1 year ago
I 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
MaltLiquorPanda 1 year ago
You've waited too long to get anybody worthwhile, unless much older. At 35, you've no doubt taken quite a few rides on the cock carrousel, plus looking at the fat in your arms, you are likely to be a porker in 5 years.
Good luck, though.
hackamore 1 year ago 3
I want, Money, Money, Money, Will Pay my Bills!
I want, Money, Money, Money, Will Pay my Bills!
I want, Money, Money, Money, Will Pay my Bills!
I want to take you to the cleaners, that's enough for me.
The sky's the Limit for me!
LOL!
StarWatch 1 year ago 5
Yea well, she'll be on Dr. Phil because she's got moxy, smarts, and a social experiment going on here. She's looking for love, and if you knew her you'd know there's no ulterior motive. I suppose you naysayers are ugly fat slobs who can't find anyone so you take it out on others. Lisa, I hope you find Mr. Right. The rest of you size 44 waist and ups can kiss it and go drink your beer in the dark.
darrengerdude96 1 year ago
@darrengerdude96 LOL!
Yeah!
What is wrong with all these, fat ugly slobs.
And Hey!
What about that Dr. Phil, why do people keep calling him a con artist.
StarWatch 1 year ago
@StarWatch because he is a con artist who pulls his seriously damaging advice right out of his ass?
fucknuaf 1 year ago
Do you just want a big flashy ceremony and a ring to show off to your friends or do you actually want to be married?
Redsaber75 1 year ago
@dagwood2005 You hit the nail right on the head. I am smelling a HUGE debt here and the only way is to find a chump who'll pay for it. How can a normal, sweet woman NOT find a good man by 35? Fuck me silly, but they just goes, No, NO, NO, YES! - just pick and choose, no work involved as opposed to us poor saps, who need to put in the groundwork and do a lot of shit to get laid, not to mention marriage. Geez.
grumpone 1 year ago
So she has planned a wedding but there is no husband? And people think she is cute and this is a GREAT IDEA? WTF is wrong with you people? Is our society REALLY that screwed up?
Hey stupid, try the library. Or the park. Or the produce section of your local market.
And if you get really desperate you can go down to the local home depot, there's lots of guys standing around there that would just LOVE to get married to you (or at least have a job for the day.)
Loser.
djz68 1 year ago 2
@djz68 "Is our society REALLY that screwed up?"
You're just now figuring that out? Nah, but seriously, what else should we expect when we put females on a pedestal and treat them like entitled princesses all their lives? They grow up expecting the impossible, even when nature itself tells them otherwise.
NerfDeathcoil 1 year ago
You're putting yourself out there pursuing what you want. I respect that. Good luck!
benbaboon 1 year ago
Good child bearing hips on the filly.. but let down by having a head full of air.....
ZRXRICK 1 year ago
Women should be free to fuck around and be emancipated, but they should not expect marriage at the end of their playtime. That's fucked up.
IlVeritiero 1 year ago 32
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terrasweet 1 year ago
Project "find a chump to marry me so I can divorce him two years later and steal all of his shit in the divorce because I am a white American Princess and I DESERVE a man slave."
MaggieTemptationEyes 1 year ago 5
Maybe you should have let your 'sistas' screw over 100M or so other husbands eh? Like in my case where my ex was given 95% of the family assets. I tell young men that 5% is the new 50% if they happen to be a man. Now might you be able to figure out why men are refusing to marry in their tens of millions?
globalman100 1 year ago 4
old
ZuzoFriend 1 year ago
@dagwood2005 Not necessarily!! Guys can ignore those girls, who would treat them great, and give all the attention to the nasty ass whores out there. Believe me, I know how she feels. :(
MUSICROX83 1 year ago
@MUSICROX83 "nasty whores"? Let's progress socially a little, shall we?
KatherineShaffer 1 year ago
@KatherineShaffer What would you call them?
MUSICROX83 1 year ago
@MUSICROX83 Just "nasty women" would do fine. Or... mean spirited... no... there aren't really any good gender neutral insults, are there? It's just that gender-based insults aren't cool the same way race-based insults aren't cool. Try replacing "whore" with a racial slur and you may get what I mean.
KatherineShaffer 1 year ago
I think, this is cute and funny at the sametime. She's has a really pretty voice and can play the piano well. :)
MUSICROX83 1 year ago
35yrs old.
woodins2008 1 year ago 2
if you squint, you can imagine what she'd look like at 21 years old. damn, she would actually be hot then.
MiViska 1 year ago 3
Ok, if you can cook food, that is a plus... but if you want to contribute anything to my life this is what I need:
1. Clean my firearms after a long day at the range. I shoot old battle rifles long range with surplus corrosive ammo and need you to clean and shine them like your little kitchen. I will supply gloves to keep your $100 Dallas Chick nails clean.
2. I need a spotter at the range. Cant spot shots alone.
3. Your mouth is not for talking. You know what it is for.
300YardNoScope 1 year ago 7
Is there art here?
Hair done, nails done, new freshly-pressed outfit. Tidy background.
This isn't art from teh soul. This is a pitch.
luvkrafft 1 year ago
Where were you 10 years ago?
Synergistik 1 year ago 4
I'd hit it.
FU Arock.
shocktrp66 1 year ago
you do A2M? ARFCOM wants to know
M4A3G19 1 year ago 4
you do A2M?
M4A3G19 1 year ago
ARFCOMs GD bored is now fully certified to detect the crazy in a samich assembly units.
Smith03 1 year ago 2
Trolled by a skank.
misteranderson2 1 year ago
I'm interested but the first thing that would have to go would be that keyboard, then I'd need a look at your mother. The real deal breaker would be your sammich making skillz and what kind of truck you drive. Oh yeah, if you have any disease other than EBR, it ends here.
rockcreek74 1 year ago 2
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I'd fuck her.
UHSALTRIFLE 1 year ago
This shit can't be serious
ZeroPoint44 1 year ago
Do Not Want!!!111
madbaumer 1 year ago
less music, more sammiches !
xarkz 1 year ago
do not stick dick into the crazy! Do not fo!
FU AROCK!
+87
TheJlpicard 1 year ago 5
It's a trap!
The crazy is strong with this one.
The2ndFirst 1 year ago 3
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rudebwoy1974 is right! All of a sudden the town jizz-jar realizes she's over 30 and alone. Some poor schlub is gonna get taken-in by her fading looks and marry that crazy chick. Kinda like getting a donut that someone already sucked all the jelly out of.....( looks OK on the outside but is used up and empty on the inside). Oh, and F-U AROCK!
BigTony413 1 year ago 9
I have a wife already, but could use another one for odd jobs around the house...
Can you make sandwiches?
gettingthat 1 year ago
Beefy hips there Lisa. Hit a gym.
WetWorx 1 year ago
Where's the darn eject handle.
SerialTurd 1 year ago
Arfcom never lets me down
M107CQ 1 year ago 3
Do Not Fo
rkizzle 1 year ago 3
EJECT!!!!
88cherokeekid 1 year ago 5
To whomever falls into this trap. PRENUP PRENUP PRENUP
10ring 1 year ago 4
Will I marry you?Hell no!No sane man would.Carry on Arfcom.
prryan45 1 year ago 7
@prryan45 GOLD
88cherokeekid 1 year ago 3
Rule #1 Don't stick your weenier in CRAZY!
john762x39 1 year ago 5
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Iridium242 1 year ago
she would be better off showing her sammich making skills! A little more cleavage would help also.
momar154 1 year ago
Sooo.... Are you expecting someone to make a decision of life-long consequence based off of a song that merely acknowledges your desire to be married? I'd love to find a mate myself, but I can't imagine just randomly marrying someone based off of a 3 minute video that doesn't tell me anything about the prospective spouse.
Juanofmany 1 year ago 5
@Juanofmany I was thinking the same thing.
Elk4758 1 year ago
I'll bet she has the divorce planned too.
dnq4peace 1 year ago 7
funny... i just found out about this on ARFcom and i see the last few comments are from some fellow ARFcommers.
This is a sure thing... she's bound to find a crazy compatible mate on here. She should post this in the personal section of Craigslist... nothin but wacko's in there.
Soobie25i 1 year ago
MC4H will give you a face pirate..and if you don't like it dave_A will lick it off.
cliffsplace 1 year ago
No bolt Face Logo = Fail. Good luck on your cockquest lady.
Bradinjail 1 year ago 3
Lisa, a stable marriage involves focussing on the family unity, which you demonstrate a massive inability to do with this video. What guy wants the entire freakin world peering into his life?
Why must women today bring in all these outside forces to dilute their focus???
luvkrafft 1 year ago
She's gonna make a great arfcommer wife
gamefoo 1 year ago
lol you can always tell the arf men... Hello boys :P
XCRmonger 1 year ago 2
You're not exactly bringing anything to the table here. I'm not seeing anything that says you're actually interested in being married, just that you're obsessed with an event. Do you even know anything about what it means to be a wife? Can you even learn how to be one now that you're in your 30s and set in your ways?
TheMrEPenguin 1 year ago 5
Post up some vids of your sammich making ability.
Do this without making any noise, or talking because WCW is on.
jhud713 1 year ago 2
@jhud713 Is WCW World Championship Wrestling? I named my Russian Trophy Boar I had mounted Nikita Koloff because both were alpha-male, Russian warriors. Made a video of it where I cut together Nikita Koloff promos and boar attacks on my channel.
300YardNoScope 1 year ago
Get both !!
traprmike 1 year ago
A few questions for my would-be bride:
1) How many cocks have you ridden before? (Anything other than 0 is not wife material)
2) Your voice is irritating, would you mind not talking in my presence?
3) What guarantee do I have you won't just divorce and take my house, savings, car and future paychecks?
Thanks :)
AC101666 1 year ago 8
looks like sh emight have some descent cans..just sayin
grayparatrooper 1 year ago
Good luck.
Tadrith67 1 year ago
Show us a vid displaying skills we are interested in - sandwich making skills, money management skills, being quiet skills.....also show us how good you are with a Shakeweight.
fastguy45 1 year ago 8
87% chance this won't work out well
fourays2 1 year ago 2
Do you like guns ?
I have a G series FAL and I think we could make beautiful music together.
cliffsplace 1 year ago
I hope she makes sammiches better than she sings.
hondacivkev 1 year ago
Hey fat lady, you are sad...There are only so many millionaires. Nice try.
scrateshooter 1 year ago
This will be on Tosh.0 next week. Enjoy your web redemption, Lisa.
BlueJames19 1 year ago
any guy that marries you on that date, isn't ever going to be your SOUL MATE, stupid shit like this is way are Divorce rate are so high, you don't get married just to get married, unless your CRAZY
kybosshog420 1 year ago 2
Who ever first said "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a very wise man...
l3tl3v 1 year ago 5
@l3tl3v +1
BlueJames19 1 year ago
Good Lord.... This is embarrassing. She said "soul mate" - any man considering this, save yourself! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
forgetfulmuse 1 year ago 5
40 plus year old women are more likely to get struck by lightning than get married. And with people like Tom Leykis those numbers are becoming even more skewed.
It is amusing the lengths that women are starting to go to.
(also, this is obviously just a publicity stunt. But the fact that it is actually plausible in this day and age does say something about today's females.)
TheFenceandtheJug 1 year ago 3
Uh, why plan a wedding when you don't have a fiance? Oh, I know - because any man will do, you just need someone to fill the generic role of "the husband", because it's all about you, and your already pre-planned "special day". Pathetic. Epic fail!
wgstewart1972 1 year ago 4
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Sorry, you're too old. The man who is prepared to spend the rest of his life with you deserves you in your most attractive years. Bye.
Pumpkinhead77 1 year ago 6
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Sorry, you're too old. The man who is prepared to spend the rest of his life with you deserves you in your most attractive years. Bye.
Pumpkinhead77 1 year ago 7
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Pumpkinhead77 1 year ago
she´s a pretty woman and i wish her luck!!
greetz from germany
Ecki999 1 year ago
I have seen worse things than this. I hope she finds Mr Right but I doubt it. Someone should not cram something important like this into a timed process with a deadline. That may well doom the outcome.
specialks1953 1 year ago 3
She has a very nice voice. But.I'm wondering....why...she will be maried !??..I'm happy,that I'm free :-)))).......
nachteule53deepare 1 year ago