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  • You really need a groom then marry me.

  • It's not that she "flats" so many notes, but that her lyrics are so bad and downright CORNY!

    Seriously, when a woman reaches this age/stage/level of desperation, a prospective hubby has a right to meet at least TWO of her exes, eh? Can I get a HELL YEAH!?

  • HMOG... her whole premise shows such a toxic (and transparent) level of Hollyweird-inspired misandry, that I'm wondering if this isn't a serious SATIRE about kids who were raised on Duh Boob-Tube?? i.e. men are not human, they are just fashion accessories... or useful mass-produced appliances. "I simply MUST get married on such and such a date; just need an idle man-bot to "plug in" to my fairytale..." :rolleyes:

    Hint: If you're going to do the Bettie Page bangs, do the bustier too!

  • I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend

  • Perhaps she will get lucky, but the pool of eligible fools is decreasing and fast and you have outed your own self as someone who wants to taken care of, rather than the other way around. I pity the fool.

  • Wow, this woman is insane, although the really crazy part is that there are a lot of idiotic mangina loser men that might trip over themselves to court a crazy like her...

    If she is so interested in being married, what stopped her from actively pursuing a courtship when she was 18-22 and being married with kids by 25? She was probably the town skank back in those days, "had her fun and ready to marry" translation- she's ready to let a mangina man pay her way through life.

  • You are everything that is wrong with western women

  • I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend

  • if a guy did the same announcing his desire to get laid, you b!tches would call him a pervert.

    get married in your dreams,

  • You're too old. There are plenty of young bitches out there just aching for some cock. Why would any man want to marry some wrinkly old cow?

  • Will you marry me?

  • As the beat goes into a breakdown, I step closer to the camera. In my deepest, sexiest voice, I say "Yo girl.... I'd marry you faster than yo daddy abandoned you."

  • I would go out with u and if u would like to get married I would do that to

  • I make 250k a year. Do you find me sexually attractive now?

  • This comes under what I use to hear the old folks call "gettin the cart before the horse".

  • Have your neighbors ever heard the ticking time bomb in your womb and called the bomb squad on you?

  • does anyone know the song at the end? I would like to know it. Thank you.

  • Please...like most, she's a reality whore, and this is her 15 minutes. After she 'failed,' she talked about all the people who want to get married and how she wants to help them?! Um, yeah, it's called a wedding planner, and they already do exactly that! To quote her after failure... "What I'm finding is that there are so many people in love that want to get married...." Really? Reeeally??? [roll eyes...major].

  • So... did she find someone?

    And I don't mean some frat boy who divorced her after sex just to high five his friends.

  • someone is a bit desperate...

  • Nobody NEEDs to get married, more does anyone NEED a husband or wife. I agree they probably make things better but no way would I want to even date someone desperate to get married, it's a turn off.

  • @sab0nes Read: Forever alone

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  • This is actually really sad.

  • you cant be for real. this is the creepiest video on youtube

  • Maybe if you put all this creativity and energy into not being a weirdo, you could find a guy.

  • disney movie whore

  • Forever alone..

  • This.... is the reason you don't have a husband. You probably propose on the first date...

  • bitch you crazy

  • I hope she doesn't find anyone. lol.

  • Why on fucks earth tho would you plan a wedding when you don't even have a boyfriend.

  • Lisa, honey.

    This is a great idea. I hope you find the right one. If not, try not being a total spaz and making youtube video declarations of quest to get married. Getting married is not a requirement to move on to the next phase of life. Its something you do out of love... yours truely, Satan

  • this is creepy as fuck. the sad part is shes fairly attractive. its a shame shes so creepy, if she wasnt, im sure she would be married by now. ironic isnt it.

  • this is so creepy

  • This is just Sad

  • I lol'd xD

  • Seems like you're looking for a woman. Guys don't like this approach at all.

  • don't stick your dick in crazy

  • So what happened on Feb 15th?

  • i'd tap that

  • @BASTEH99 yeah but wouldn't marry her...

  • I don't think this is the best way to find some one you intend to spend the rest of your life with, but who am I kidding, you probably wouldn't want advice from youtube either.

  • Forever Alone.....

    

  • This is just sad. I'm sorry you've reached this point. Please save yourself the pain and delete this video.

  • it really took her lots of courage.so just give her some space and respect her.

  • Sorry babe, you look like a psycho-chick in waiting. May god have mercy on the soul of the poor mangina that falls for your convoluted "I'm having a wedding, I just need a groom" nonsense. Congrats on confirming what many men have always feared: that women just want a wedding, and the fact that you need a man to do it is of little concern.

  • That chick has to have ridden like 200 schlongs... I feel sorry for the poor beta that marries her.

  • how long/many times have your ridden the c*ck carousel? Meaning, are you all used up inside and out (cause it's damn likely, amirite?)

  • Whenever I see an attractive woman like you begging for a man, I always wonder what became of the others. I fear for your suitors.

  • Oh thats just sad....

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahaha..........ok...­taking another breath....hahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha......,.ahhh thanks for the laugh

  • contact me im gettin married augst or september please of this year

  • The date's passed, but I wish you well Lisa. If you're ready to be a good wife, then I hope you find (have found) a good husband.

  • I need to follow up on what I just wrote.

    My heart goes out to you Lisa, but I hope that you understand that marriage is a 2 way street. In your other videos you're interviewing men, which is fine - so long as you are willing to be interviewed in turn. Are you prepared to stick with them when you 'fall out of love'? Resist divorce, no matter what? Love and honour them?

    What are YOU bringing to the table? You must be a companion even if you don't always feel like it at the time.

  • That's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever herd. I sure wish you'd at least acknowledge the reply video I made. Or at least say "thanks but no thanks". In all of the thousands of emails I had with my website, I rarely ever got an email I wouldn't reply to.

  • its just sad desperate some people are.....i feel bad for her future husband....

  • hey lisa what u are trying is inventive. however i think it is dangerous for as u can never know what is out there in this very disfunctional world. i wish u luck as i am nearly 40 myself and a virgin and unmarried myself. i want to find someone special in my life to live out the rest of my life, however i even i find this to be desperate what u are doing. i hope u will be very careful in your search like doing back round searches on the men u meet. ignore all those with nastiness and bol.

  • So, how's that workin' for ya, toots? You got one week left to find some poor schmuck.

  • She is a complete idiot and nutjob. Men: RUN!!!!!

  • I went through a bunch of the comments people have posted and I really feel for you. Some of the filth coming out of thier mouths is ridiculous. I'm wishing you the best of luck and I hope you liked my video responce. Have a wonderful day Princess...

  • I posted my responce. Your vid made me cry...

  • Before I go into production on a reply video I just want to know one thing: Do you know Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

  • Well, here's my inspiration. Looks like i'm gonna plan my wedding too and see if i can get that final ingredient soon.

  • the really tragic thing is that because women control the sex market (i.e. men must essentially acquiesce to whatever women as a majority want or how women as a majority behave) she'll probably get what she wants. eggs drying up and she wants someone to foot the bill for those years of sexual frivolty? apparently she got at least EIGHTY complete morons to willingly sign up for the program.

    good luck, you poor, stupid bastards.

  • Just a question, Lisa: what is it that you're actually looking for in a husband? By not saying what it is you're looking for, you're casting kind of a wide net. If you specify what it is you're looking for, you'll have a better chance of meeting that kind of man. Also, have you tried looking for the right man at your church? There are a lot of good men to be found in church, who are single because they don't go to the meat markets looking for something meaningless. You may want to try there...

  • Hello Lisa. I have been on the dating scene for over a year now and have have no luck. I too want a forever relationship, and it might take you a month to read all the responses. Anyways, I am on Match.com and eHarmony and still no luck. But today I woke and relaxed by my computer and seen the fox interview and thought...How can such a beautiful woman be single? I thought I would give you a shout. My match.com name is matthews_dad. Today is my bday, so are you a secret present from God? Pray'n

  • Did I hear her right when she said she went on 80 dates and STILL couldn't find Mr. Right??? Seriously Lisa, what the hell are you looking for in a guy? 80 dates!!!!! At this rate, you'll be lucky to find anyone. I would have kept that "80 dates" comment to yourself. Gonna scare a lot of guys away from you now. Just my 2 cents.

  • Well, I would be glad to marry her.. but I just heard a ytube, song called the cake she ate, and I know she would be like all the others. Sorry Lisa, you're too good to be true..

  • "I've met allot or 'Mr. RIght Nows', but not Mr. Right." ~ I don't know what's more gross, the fact that it's true, or admitting on national television.

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  • I must be missing something here......because all I see is a beautiful person with a beautiful voice trying to find a husband.....(and that takes some guts!!!) If i hadnt destroyed the first half of my life , I would have enjoyed making music with you (by the sea) for the rest of it!!  Robert 40 maryland

  • If you want to see a glimpse of her worldview, count the number of "me", "my" and "I" in this video description. You've been warned, fellas.

  • odd way to go about it ...but brave girl..good luck ;) and why are people so hateful? noone knows her or the life she has had so why so many judges? anyways goodluck.

  • You'd do better at starting "project cats n TV dinners."

    You'd be more successful. No sane man is going to fall into your trap.

    Bejeweled 3 is out. You'd be more successful in conquering that than finding a man to attend your wedding. Because that's what it all boils down to. You want a wedding...the SHOW. Not a marriage.

  • After 20 years of datiung bad boys who aren't interested in getting married your looking for a teddy bear guy to get marriede to so you can chalk it of the list, keep dating bad boys on the side and get divorced.

  • It is such a crazy idea =)

    I hope you will find you real love

    I wish you all good

  • Would you mind to marry a 12 years younger old guy from Germany? You look so hot. We should get kids together and have a great life.

  • I 12 AND WHAT IS THIS

  • You've waited too long to get anybody worthwhile, unless much older.  At 35, you've no doubt taken quite a few rides on the cock carrousel, plus looking at the fat in your arms, you are likely to be a porker in 5 years.

    Good luck, though.

  • I want, Money, Money, Money, Will Pay my Bills!

    I want, Money, Money, Money, Will Pay my Bills!

    I want, Money, Money, Money, Will Pay my Bills!

    I want to take you to the cleaners, that's enough for me.

    The sky's the Limit for me!

    LOL!

  • Yea well, she'll be on Dr. Phil because she's got moxy, smarts, and a social experiment going on here. She's looking for love, and if you knew her you'd know there's no ulterior motive. I suppose you naysayers are ugly fat slobs who can't find anyone so you take it out on others. Lisa, I hope you find Mr. Right. The rest of you size 44 waist and ups can kiss it and go drink your beer in the dark.

  • @darrengerdude96 LOL!

    Yeah!

    What is wrong with all these, fat ugly slobs.

    And Hey!

    What about that Dr. Phil, why do people keep calling him a con artist.

  • @StarWatch because he is a con artist who pulls his seriously damaging advice right out of his ass?

  • Do you just want a big flashy ceremony and a ring to show off to your friends or do you actually want to be married?

  • @dagwood2005 You hit the nail right on the head. I am smelling a HUGE debt here and the only way is to find a chump who'll pay for it. How can a normal, sweet woman NOT find a good man by 35? Fuck me silly, but they just goes, No, NO, NO, YES! - just pick and choose, no work involved as opposed to us poor saps, who need to put in the groundwork and do a lot of shit to get laid, not to mention marriage. Geez.

  • So she has planned a wedding but there is no husband? And people think she is cute and this is a GREAT IDEA? WTF is wrong with you people? Is our society REALLY that screwed up?

    Hey stupid, try the library. Or the park. Or the produce section of your local market.

    And if you get really desperate you can go down to the local home depot, there's lots of guys standing around there that would just LOVE to get married to you (or at least have a job for the day.)

    Loser.

  • @djz68 "Is our society REALLY that screwed up?"

    You're just now figuring that out? Nah, but seriously, what else should we expect when we put females on a pedestal and treat them like entitled princesses all their lives? They grow up expecting the impossible, even when nature itself tells them otherwise.

  • You're putting yourself out there pursuing what you want. I respect that. Good luck!

  • Good child bearing hips on the filly.. but let down by having a head full of air.....

  • Women should be free to fuck around and be emancipated, but they should not expect marriage at the end of their playtime. That's fucked up.

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  • Project "find a chump to marry me so I can divorce him two years later and steal all of his shit in the divorce because I am a white American Princess and I DESERVE a man slave."

  • Maybe you should have let your 'sistas' screw over 100M or so other husbands eh? Like in my case where my ex was given 95% of the family assets. I tell young men that 5% is the new 50% if they happen to be a man. Now might you be able to figure out why men are refusing to marry in their tens of millions?

  • old

  • @dagwood2005 Not necessarily!! Guys can ignore those girls, who would treat them great, and give all the attention to the nasty ass whores out there. Believe me, I know how she feels. :(

  • @MUSICROX83 "nasty whores"? Let's progress socially a little, shall we?

  • @KatherineShaffer What would you call them?

  • @MUSICROX83 Just "nasty women" would do fine. Or... mean spirited... no... there aren't really any good gender neutral insults, are there? It's just that gender-based insults aren't cool the same way race-based insults aren't cool. Try replacing "whore" with a racial slur and you may get what I mean.

  • I think, this is cute and funny at the sametime. She's has a really pretty voice and can play the piano well. :)

  • 35yrs old.

  • if you squint, you can imagine what she'd look like at 21 years old. damn, she would actually be hot then.

  • Ok, if you can cook food, that is a plus... but if you want to contribute anything to my life this is what I need:

    1. Clean my firearms after a long day at the range. I shoot old battle rifles long range with surplus corrosive ammo and need you to clean and shine them like your little kitchen. I will supply gloves to keep your $100 Dallas Chick nails clean.

    2. I need a spotter at the range. Cant spot shots alone.

    3. Your mouth is not for talking. You know what it is for.

  • Is there art here?

    Hair done, nails done, new freshly-pressed outfit. Tidy background.

    This isn't art from teh soul. This is a pitch.

  • Where were you 10 years ago?

  • I'd hit it.

    FU Arock. 

  • you do A2M?  ARFCOM wants to know

  • you do A2M?

  • ARFCOMs GD bored is now fully certified to detect the crazy in a samich assembly units.

  • Trolled by a skank.

  • I'm interested but the first thing that would have to go would be that keyboard, then I'd need a look at your mother. The real deal breaker would be your sammich making skillz and what kind of truck you drive. Oh yeah, if you have any disease other than EBR, it ends here.

  • This shit can't be serious

  • Do Not Want!!!111

  • less music, more sammiches !

  • do not stick dick into the crazy! Do not fo!

    FU AROCK!

    +87

  • It's a trap!

    The crazy is strong with this one.

  • I have a wife already, but could use another one for odd jobs around the house...

    Can you make sandwiches?

  • Beefy hips there Lisa. Hit a gym.

  • Where's the darn eject handle.

  • Arfcom never lets me down

  • Do Not Fo

  • EJECT!!!!

  • To whomever falls into this trap. PRENUP PRENUP PRENUP

  • Will I marry you?Hell no!No sane man would.Carry on Arfcom.

  • @prryan45 GOLD

  • Rule #1 Don't stick your weenier in CRAZY!

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  • she would be better off showing her sammich making skills! A little more cleavage would help also.

  • Sooo.... Are you expecting someone to make a decision of life-long consequence based off of a song that merely acknowledges your desire to be married? I'd love to find a mate myself, but I can't imagine just randomly marrying someone based off of a 3 minute video that doesn't tell me anything about the prospective spouse.

  • @Juanofmany I was thinking the same thing.

  • I'll bet she has the divorce planned too. 

  • funny... i just found out about this on ARFcom and i see the last few comments are from some fellow ARFcommers.

    This is a sure thing... she's bound to find a crazy compatible mate on here. She should post this in the personal section of Craigslist... nothin but wacko's in there.

  • MC4H will give you a face pirate..and if you don't like it dave_A will lick it off.

  • No bolt Face Logo = Fail. Good luck on your cockquest lady.

  • Lisa, a stable marriage involves focussing on the family unity, which you demonstrate a massive inability to do with this video. What guy wants the entire freakin world peering into his life?

    Why must women today bring in all these outside forces to dilute their focus???

  • She's gonna make a great arfcommer wife

  • lol you can always tell the arf men... Hello boys :P

  • You're not exactly bringing anything to the table here. I'm not seeing anything that says you're actually interested in being married, just that you're obsessed with an event. Do you even know anything about what it means to be a wife? Can you even learn how to be one now that you're in your 30s and set in your ways?

  • Post up some vids of your sammich making ability.

    Do this without making any noise, or talking because WCW is on.

  • @jhud713 Is WCW World Championship Wrestling?  I named my Russian Trophy Boar I had mounted Nikita Koloff because both were alpha-male, Russian warriors. Made a video of it where I cut together Nikita Koloff promos and boar attacks on my channel.

  • Get both !!

  • A few questions for my would-be bride:

    1) How many cocks have you ridden before? (Anything other than 0 is not wife material)

    2) Your voice is irritating, would you mind not talking in my presence?

    3) What guarantee do I have you won't just divorce and take my house, savings, car and future paychecks?

    Thanks :)

  • looks like sh emight have some descent cans..just sayin

  • Good luck.

  • Show us a vid displaying skills we are interested in - sandwich making skills, money management skills, being quiet skills.....also show us how good you are with a Shakeweight.

  • 87% chance this won't work out well

  • Do you like guns ?

    I have a G series FAL and I think we could make beautiful music together.

  • I hope she makes sammiches better than she sings.

  • Hey fat lady, you are sad...There are only so many millionaires. Nice try.

  • This will be on Tosh.0 next week. Enjoy your web redemption, Lisa.

  • any guy that marries you on that date, isn't ever going to be your SOUL MATE, stupid shit like this is way are Divorce rate are so high, you don't get married just to get married, unless your CRAZY

  • Who ever first said "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a very wise man...

  • @l3tl3v +1

  • Good Lord.... This is embarrassing. She said "soul mate" - any man considering this, save yourself! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

  • 40 plus year old women are more likely to get struck by lightning than get married. And with people like Tom Leykis those numbers are becoming even more skewed.

    It is amusing the lengths that women are starting to go to.

    (also, this is obviously just a publicity stunt. But the fact that it is actually plausible in this day and age does say something about today's females.)

  • Uh, why plan a wedding when you don't have a fiance? Oh, I know - because any man will do, you just need someone to fill the generic role of "the husband", because it's all about you, and your already pre-planned "special day". Pathetic. Epic fail!

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  • she´s a pretty woman and i wish her luck!!

    greetz from germany

  • I have seen worse things than this. I hope she finds Mr Right but I doubt it. Someone should not cram something important like this into a timed process with a deadline. That may well doom the outcome.

  • She has a very nice voice. But.I'm wondering....why...she will be maried !??..I'm happy,that I'm free :-)))).......