Ralphie May - Austin-Tatious - 2009 part 1

[ssembello]

Fucking love the captions

[MrIIshadowII]

my penis had a callus and a limp. lmfaoooo.

[MRSmetalmayhem]

I'm a woman if a the guy i with got me 5 hours @ the spa i would be like thanks and i would be gone so quickly

[joe1969812]

Fat Eddie Murphy......just not funny

[milhoan22]

@joe1969812 but he is funny???

[MetalFalken]

What is the name of the song in the beginning?

I would really like to learn that on guitar.

[7r0gl0]

you got the order wrong, it's april may june, hehe

[Austin4a]

He's lost his touch. He used to be freakin' hilarious. Family brought the man down.

[Andybaby]

I thought this was going to be a clip of Austen Tayshus!

[qwertyuip999]

Fat bastard.

[Bloodbirdy]

Ralphie I say this with the upmost affection from the bottom of my heaert....WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!!!

[PartyInMyPants415]

@Bloodbirdy why wont you die? his a great guy who loves making people laugh what are you doing? nothing that's what now do us all a favor and go kill your self and don't bother replying i don't read replies

[OfficialRandomgames]

@Bloodbirdy When you die, just know this: Nobody will give a fuck. You really want that?

[ninjawraith17]

13:12

Wow, I haven't that since my grandfather was alive.

[HarletteQuinn]

@ninjawraith17

The "Quit bein' such a jew" part? :D

[ninjawraith17]

@HarletteQuinn

Yeah, my grandfather used to say that whenever he felt family or friends were pestering him about money. He was a stubborn, but lovable man. FYI, to everyone on Youtube: He wasn't anti-semitic, he just grew up in a different time. It's just an expression.

[HarletteQuinn]

@ninjawraith17

Your Grandfather sounds hilarious! Thanks for sharing. :D

[brittskittles130418]

that's the square root of bitchin' friends XD

[EpiclyFunny]

OMFG the funniest man alive

[seekoober]

Thumbs up if you heard him on Maron.

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

his sperm crawled into her vagin. it was too lazy to swim

[geoffreyphilip]

Wow this guy is cool. Like a hidden gold mine

[HyaenusDominae]

Random black-and-white for no reason ftw!

[samnmissy4]

Ralphie May is one of the best comedians out there! He is real, don't hold nothing back, and funny as hell...

[RapeNinja42069]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SONG NAME?!?!?!??!?!?!

[Domali2116]

@RapeNinja42069 /watch?v=YeWpADLfsvM

[MJohn319]

14 people (who gave this Thumbs Down) got blanked for sex

[KindaGoodFilms]

Did anyone notice the equally fat guy wearing orange in the front row? Haha

[billyjunior001]

lol funny

[billyjunior001]

he just named his daughter after months, April,june,may

[billyjunior001]

why does he sound like he's from tennessee?

[rambofan334]

@billyjunior001 He was born in Tennessee.

[alanmeires]

@billyjunior001 hes from the south thats why

[OfficialJohnnysMind]

@billyjunior001 cuz he is

[pnutgallery514]

@ieatpencilshavings

L-O-freaking-L!!!  That's hilarious.

[TrevorGoodchild999]

As Gabriel Iglesias would say "Damn!!"

[tedwyer]

LMAO!!!

[tedwyer]

Very funny Man!

[Colombiateenreborn]

thank you

[mamaveros]

So funny!

[goldglove221m]

i think Frankie Iglasias and April June May should get married when they're older

[clodge631992]

@goldglove221m hell yess time for an aranged marriage haha



[simpsonfan13]

@goldglove221m THEIR CHILD WOULD BURST THE SEAMS OF COMEDY! WE MUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN! COMMENCE OPERATION: CHILDREN OF FATTIES!

[meandmrandyt]

@goldglove221m think of fluffy those babis would be

[meandmrandyt]

@meandmrandyt *how fluffy those babies would be.

[ismaellanderos1]

@goldglove221m that baby will be one fat son bitch haha

[samuelwhitley89]

@goldglove221m think of the jokes

[checkitout6944]

is it just me or does he look kinda weird in this one. maybe its just the haircut

[fascismanarchy]

@checkitout6944 Kinda weird??! The dude looks like a fucking basketball!

[checkitout6944]

1:13 i found ralphies dad lol

[ieatpencilshavings]

hilarious dude but he looks like a beachball in that jacket.

[1984tyrant]

ralphie rules

[BendTheIron]

Kind of reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias

[LiLmIzZyMiZz95]

April June May is a very pretty name :)

[TheChildofAuraReborn]

I just need to add, and true story, just as he said, "Kawasake Dirt Bike," a motorcycle just roared down the street outside my house. Not even bullshitting you guys.

[TheChildofAuraReborn]

They should totally make a movie with him and Gabriel Iglesias.

[ZAmpedNZ]

@TheChildofAuraReborn -- Hell Yes!

[Number59Oline]

12 people are women

[LilManley22]

What song was that at the start?

[deathheadmoth21]

I can never look at a ketchup bottle the same way after the ketchup masturbatory kung-fu bit :-)

[35tSmall]

Quit bein such a jew.

[EvilAngel1324]

@shannalgreen I'm not hatin' I'm just saying. He's a big boy lol

[shannalgreen]

Evil Angel, take your hating somewhere else!

[shannalgreen]

I think he is fabulous!

[EvilAngel1324]

How many animals were killed to make that jacket...And how many gallons of dye did it take to it THAT orange?

[MrLee27977]

ralphies stage presence is so big i forget his size, keep making more specials young man, now george has sadly left us we need you like a mexican needs chicklettes. peace.

[cbarrett34]

come on ralphie, lose some weight dog

[mcexio1Inovaders]

Haha started shooting Blanks!

[DemonAngelis]

i love this standup

[KatTops]

really?

[KairuUrayasan]

I think I possibly love you too...I couldn't for the life of me find this anywhere!

[wheeler1]

April June May???OMG!!! that poor child is gonna be made fun of her WHOLE FUCKING LIFE!!!

[hiphopsocnroc]

@wheeler1 unless shes a stripper..ahaha

[Kronos778]

haha dude this guy is so fuckin funny, he is one of my favorite comedians lmfao

[nigeltatschner]

Love the fact this was uploaded in May!

[blunkana]

13:42 I didn't know Santa likes Ralphie May

[joedruo]

his accent is different in just correct...

[1970kickass]

fat fart

[ifkmybffjill]

April-June May lml

[NIGHTOFTHEWHORES]

MASTABOTORY KUNG-FU

[Followerofchirst1337]

LOL look at all the fat people watching the fat comedian! xD

[conradmetalman]

thanks for the upload

[pogisiG]

this white lady is kinda funny

[LizzyCakes]

@pogisiG I hope you're not serious.

[40CAL58]

6 ppl need to be shot.

[DeeeArrrEsss]

@40CAL58 Six people with good taste.

[GSEagle85]

Ralphie has 2 JAP's in his life: Jewish American Princesses

[xXsoliderXxPR]

A jew brod inside another jew brod....lololo...:'D

[RitzDaCracker1]

You had some options... You coulda taken it on the face! hahaha

[fluffymexican47]

and uh. tuh duh

[RosesofWillows]

8:16-8:18

Sounded like they just demonstated what Billy was just talking about. xD

[RosesofWillows]

April-June May! NO WAY!! <:'D

[503leafy]

12:20 Get out...

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@amosschorr93 a mirror hanging on a bungie cord. Thats how I do it at least.

[xlwolfshirt]

Great comedy, but the editor needs to cool it with the black & white fade.

[pirateatheart123]

thats the square root of bitching right there xD

[Domali2116]

@hammie419 /watch?v=YeWpADLfsvM

[SynysterUchihaA7X]

Dude I love Ralphie May. This vid needs more views!

[Umad115]

One of the best comedians out there

[Louisianabad]

I can only do that 4 times a day. 11!?!? crazy

[iEatPorkchop]

lol @ the square root of x is smaller than x.

[jamesbefroggered]

1 person is pregnant

[popperlicious]

when does the funny start?

[Vampwatch1462]

Thank you for putting this up!

[Irishgirl41]

he needs to come to sacramento!!

[RazeBlader18]

LATER PLAYA! Lol! Thats the best!

[silentjustin]

possibly his best stand up yet.

[shonenjump18]

ladies and gentlemen the worlds largest orange. what? damn its just ralphie may one of the funniest comedians in the world.

[shizzmynizz]

HE IS A GOD ! Thanks

[MaDeKiD824]

i love u for putting this up its impossible to find this



[loranfrancisco31]

HE GOT A WIFE

[ruggedd]

i bet ralphie gets mad pussy