Gears of War 2 : The Match Maker

[Saberwind45871]

its so true!!

[silentReaper1220]

who eats cereal after 1:00 Pm???

[Thegamingguru65]

i remember when this video just came out shes so differnt now

[2813301]

3:24 LOL

[2813301]

2:09 :)

[MQUEZ619]

bet that headset hurt like hell.

[Thegamingguru65]

best video from nixie.or maybe when her cube learns leet speak.all she does now is linux,ubuntu shit :(

[Gatorsurfer1887]

baird is gay

[br7587]

xdddddddddddddddddddd

[XMagiicBulletX]

I would shoot that kid in the face if I seen him in the woods alone. ^_^

[zaax34]

gears of war so fucking slow to find match

[InfamousPanther]

Yea I got one of thoughs too its irratant around the ears.

[crosbyj25]

host shotgun is worse

[IRONMAIDENFAN2006]

this guy talks like a fag... and this vid sucks show more of the chick shes got huge tits and hot

[DmonkeyD1994]

2:45-2:53

HAHAHAH

btw baird and locust sniper ftw

[AfroSamurai42o]

i like to play this game with some death metal makes it so much better

[allanonmage]

Whats that silver gizmo you picked up several times, one of which at 1:58?

[JULIANFROMOKC]

5 stars

[DavidGdlVolcom]

anyway nice video lol its funny

[DavidGdlVolcom]

It takes long because stupid kids all wana be host. They all bridge..fucken bad kids haha

[MistaQuake4]

lmfao. It doesn't seem to be far from the truth. I went to shower , ate and went back to the living room and my sister was STILL wating for a game to start up haha. I thought that the game just fucking died and no one played it anymore . so is this like a shitty lobby program code or something? I'm so glad that I get to PICK my servers on the PC (not sure about gears though)

[M3TAL4BRAINS]

lol she has a turtle beach

[mihinducat]

monna pukkakda me?

[Chiefyweefy69]

Suggestive Vaseline®

[BlackCapone91]

P2P servers ft......l.... :P

[iaMTHeDeaDTuRTLe]

Not one bit funny at all..

[killershane04]

not funny but true LOL

[TeamPKRemix]

No i doubt it lol Back then gears matchmaking was rlly bad

[kcfootball33]

it still is terrible ive been searching for 2 hours now

[hhaannaaxx]

1:41 hahahah

[cowboys887]

So true,

[DrmmrBoy77]

the only good thing in this video is dark natt, i found just him on the user squirt5004, he's pretty funny

[iiunlucky]

i cant find a match on gow2 i av waited 30 mins for a match and still not got 1 sum1 help i hav no prob with gow1

[blazerockerz]

yea player

[BLOWNoAWAY]

PWnage headset! Oh the video? I mean it was okay... I guess.

JK :D pwnage vid and a gamer girl FTW.

[spamsdelicious]

byahahaha unexpected boner + slave Leia's overcoat + dude singing bi-curious chick song + vaseline reference + gray-heel socks + epic disconnect = awesome video!!!

[Jay17GSY]

haha yeah this is so true, I can't find matches for ages sometimes. Maybe not an actual whole day but it certainly feels like it! Great video =)!

[0MurphMan]

Locust Sniper. ;D

[MrGuycon]

the end was funny but dark natt is a duech

[WhoLikesToSkate]

this is so true

[Andre232323232332323]

youre beautiful nixie really you look so cute with you white bear or whatever it is i love the bears i have one brown and a monkey a dog a shark a cow and a pig (they are so cute and are beauty)

[Damboku97]

PUSSYY

[novayashadow]

i agree!! baird = EPIC

i singleplayer horded!! woo completed wave 50 on ma own

[ampm91192]

nice legs

[SYNTH3SIS619]

fuck gears 2 its ass compared to the first one and dont say it isnt cuz if u say u like the 2nd one then u suck and never played the first one and u probably sit there and 2 piece all day long sory just had to release that

[Scorchy0]

Well said bro! I couldnt believe myself when i played Gears 2 for a while. It is all about the "B" button in that game i swear.

[xTOSxBREAKDOWN]

if this game was the 1st gears it would be amazing but the fact that its the 2nd and the 1st was a massive hit makes this game garbo. in gears 1 epic wasnt even gonna throw the multiplayer in and they decided 2 in the last minute. they didnt care about it or anything just ploped it in there. it was a hit. now we have gears 2 tht epic tryed to make multiplayer in and they failed what does this say about epic they arent the great game makers many ppl thought back in gow 1 days.

[Dufflebagboy778]

Fuckin shit game my i know a guy at my school who punched is mum and dad because this took to long. Even in his dreams his mum said he said searching

[alloriginal]

Is it still this bad?

I used to have this game, but after having to wait 10-20 minutes to get into a game, I got frustrated and traded it in.

[xAPoCALyPTiiC]

No not anymore

[SiKxReAcTiioNz]

I get this all the time..haha just cancel matchmaking and start it up again

[lunchboxinhell]

your hot nixie ; )

[TNA57]

Hey,i felt the same way about baird, he is always getting disrespected :p

[Vlasti79]

Its not only the waiting that sucks. I cant believe that these guys MAKE SO MUCH MONEY with that game....merchandise of course as well..how else could it be...Yet they are not capable of setting servers in the US, Asia and Europe to avoid this hosting bullshit. Fuck the markering guy responsible for GOW, bloodsucking money greedy fuck. If GOW3 has the same multiplayer hosting system as GOW2 just fucking boycott the game.

[morochez18]

que bien , hola como estas ?

yo hablo español

[Saturdog]

Nice vid nix! I waited half an hour myself.

P.S. Baird sucks. It's gotta be the Cole train baby!!

[WARBANDIT44]

sooo true the gears 2 machmaking wait suucksss

[JaeMostOriginalTV]

lmfaoo funny. her headset look like she flying a jet

[rogueg1]

hey you check out killzone 2 for the playstation 3 it's really good!

[silentdarkdreamer1]

Yay for baird!!!! <3

[nenebaggy]

she has big tits...

[slowlearner12]

whats your gamertag dude?

[micromatXBL]

z button lol

[AortaValve211]

dont u hate when u go 2 wipe ur ass and ur fingers rip thru the toilet paper? i sure do

[NJsFaMe]

hahah too funny bloopers funny too

[DayLight95]

waht was up with nixie's mic?

[DenizenOfHell]

Where did you get your headset? I NEED a good headset desperately... I've got a really bad old one and I tried to buy a new one but all I could find was a wireless one and urgh.... so bad

[NixiePixel]

That is an XForce 1 Headset.. but honestly, after a few hours -- it HURTS. ='(

[DenizenOfHell]

Thanks ^.^ I don't mind if it hurts a little, I just don't want to have to come home from work and have to deal with my old headset because my new one has depleted its battery... so yeah, thank you ^.^

[fishj123]

u got the camera angle wrong when u were in the shower. we couldnt see ur naked wet sexy body, :[ the tit shot when u were putting on ur jumper wasnt 2 bad tho. 6/10. perhaps in ur next vid u should play naked :]

[ELICIT23]

myspace... but where u get that headset?

[ilegalsheepbutcher]

awesome =D

Your room is sooo cute!

[DirtyGhettoKids24]

its x1 turtle beach headphones. you can get it at best buy and google turtle beach

[chad301894]

when the chick popped up at like17 seconds i glaced at her tits. srry butshes my type and i want to tit fuk her

[scarface12791012]

come show us the shower

[HollowSoul0]

it doesnt take too long anymore but the first month was hell

[SCSNIP3R]

hahahahahaahahahahahahaha LOL!

[genialongon]

jaajajajajajajajajajajjaajjaja­jaajaj great

[BlowUpYourFace25]

hahaha awesome

[iet187]

whats gears of war about

[neek247]

LOL

[JdoubleA2]

can i add you? btw omfg!!! nice headset!!!! were did you get it?? indeed it takes forever i went on horde alone it took an hour to find a team

[wistler94]

are the girl wareing a special pare of head setts or are that just some regular head sett

[semendemonx666]

Wow I don't think I have ever seen a bigger Doucher

[GunGrave93]

doucher?

[MOOSEJVC]

funny video!! terrible game. i went back to basics. gears of war 1 since 2006!!!!!

[adv1k]

2 bar baddiez!~

[M4GIKIISNIP3Z]

hahaha great vid lol

[Evster24]

haha, I was thinking exactly the same thing as shotyouup2, because I have the same headphones too.

[NixiePixel]

We communicated through magic! =D

[shotyouup2]

funny how shes talking but didnt have the mic plugged in on her controller... btw i have teh same headset...

[SirSIither]

Haha, funny vid.

" Baird's like the best character...

LOCUST SNIPER! "

[axemann91]

this is stupid and not funny, but i do like the shower scene, do more of that

[heeey06]

that was DUMB.

[MikeLopresti360]

nixie pixel very cool and nice video, i rate it 5/5... dont listen to does guys who are riting about the shower scene etc... good vid!

[chopsta22]

lol how loud is the 360 fan.

[XX0Ratman0XX]

Rofl typical gears, good vid though :P

[iluvmyaf1s]

lol, i always restart matchmaking if it takes more than 2 minutes.

[xzMezan786zx]

nixie is hot =D

[gazzacb]

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[Crazytechnofilms]

srry if this offens you but, your hot

[newmanafterall]

sif you sleep with makeup on :-P

[NixiePixel]

Yes, because everything we do in this movie was a direct translation of real life events. =P

[newmanafterall]

hmmmm i gigured that. Just try not to make a habit of it, its bad for your skin :-P

[newmanafterall]

he5fsjdqahfduai figured*

[wechillin]

id hit that

[wkddj]

yess it takes fuckin ages to find a match... just cancel then search again... does the trick for me... even if it is 3rd time lucky

[DrmmrBoy77]

OMG!!! funniest crap ever!!!! where's the wild pikachu??(inside joke)

P.S. what's with Nixie's headset???

[trustno1702]

I swear some people that plays gear must be about as stupid as they come . If it takes more then 5 minutes cancel and restart cus ur attempting to connect with someone is behind a firewall or you yourself are behind one . I have over 30 people on my friends list and not a single one of them has a problem when finding a match , Sure if you let it run for ever with out restarting it will take forever , Next time restart and wait no longer then 5 minutes to restart again ... So dumb ...

[foxlove224]

well my 1st match is taking 30 mins and more... not even found 1 guy -.-

[GpainGrayson]

i loved the video and the chick was pretty hot (shower scene =o)

[porchstik]

wut a wierd mic that girl has

[NixiePixel]

The mic I'm using is an Turtle Beach Earforce X1.. quite nice if you like that 3D sound kinda feeling. =)

[TheSwedishPancake]

my friend actually waited 4 hrs in a lobby. it wuz his first time, thought it wuz normal lol.  nice turtle beach X3 right? well if anyone wants to play cod4 or GOW2 gamertag = xSwedishFishx

[XX0Ratman0XX]

lmfao! that was auwsome :D

[grandobsidian]

i expected a much bigger reaction to the lost connection to host. never took me very long to get a match but ive only played like 4 matches.

[ronaveli]

that is so accurate of how long it takes to get int a game

[stealthkiller2107]

Gears 2 is a pretty shitty game to be honest. I'm not surprised though, I didn't like Gears 1 at all.

[spriten]

cool :)

[ProfessaBojangles1]

Lol locust sniper?

[render329you]

bitch got a nice rack

[alijaan16]

so are you and dark notts friends? how did this video come about

[NixiePixel]

Dark Natt lives nowhere near me, he's on the other side of the nation. It took a lot of patience, and editing for this video to "come about." Thanks for all the feedback guys! =)

[alijaan16]

cool, you now know dark natt wants to fuck you ;)

(for the video or not, you know its true)

[alijaan16]

2:14

LMAO??! i did not expect that, nice underwear love

[rater435]

i know!! this takes foreeeeeevvvveeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[GranReyCer0]

I'm watching this video while waiting for a match..

[AdamtheNerd]

haha pretty good; is the song at the end that Cole Train rap? It sounds a little different

[DirtyDanny95]

FUCK YEA BAIRD!

[Svr2008luver]

dayum huge mic

[Emoney138]

lol is this what u do when im not over brandon??

[Squirt5004]

yes Emoney when my bff aint over i make videos =D

[xin0]

next time she signs on, she'll receive tons of friends invite.

Farking game!, the matching making isn't even the main problem, main problem is the freaking open free glitches!

[joeyrealgamer]

What time of the day are you playing the game emmmm?.

[MISSBADA55]

i still laugh everytime i watch this.

[aznshaq45]

baird is a jew

[GodlyAtheist]

You're mother is a Jew. Baird is a fucking God.

[Squirt5004]

Baird is number 1 he is amazing!

[aznshaq45]

ur just mad that cole is the best and baird is soo jewish that he collects pennies while jerking off to tom cruise

[ProfessaBojangles1]

lol he don't look Jewish. Baird looks more Nazi to me.

[Squirt5004]

AP3Brian is tough hes just jelouse. Dark Natt is the shit =).

[intensityx845]

stop hatin bitchez, shyt was funny so u queers can go blow horse cock n watch the dana gibson movie if u got a problem wit dis one. n AP3Brain u prolly got hard in the shower scene u fagget ass bitch. CHAOSx845=GOD

[inphi]

Epic! lol.

[skeeterdead9]

gears ist that bad but it is slow as christmas. cod is faster

[Squirt5004]

well cod doesnt require skill to get kills in anyway =D

[chisoxnbears]

neither does gears where chainsaw faggots are constantly usin it

[AP3Brain]

Not really that funny but was okay I guess. Matchmaking is a lot better now as well. Didn't think the whole shower scene and changing your clothes on camera was really necessary but yeah. I can just watch porn with hot naked girls if i actually want to get boned so really it isn't needed... Just work on the humor instead.

[NixiePixel]

Actually, the video was depicting the contrast between a die-hard Gears gamer and a regular person. Please realize that hard work went into this video, whether or not you think it's funny.

[Sovieto]

It's awesome, my life is basically Gears (well use to be) and my emotions were captured perfectly, lol.

[AP3Brain]

Sorry I only see about an hours worth of regular work that went into this. Also, I seriously doubt that you added the shower scene and the changing of clothes to act "casual". Just admit you added your self in underwear and getting naked for a specific reason already.

[NixiePixel]

I didn't show myself in underwear or being naked, it was implied off camera. If I wanted to show myself in underwear I would have. I did put them in for a specific reason, to show activities I do on a normal basis. And you have no idea how much time and work went into this, so you shouldn't comment on that. It was far more than an hour.

[AP3Brain]

You showed yourself in a bra while you were changing which is considered underwear. And you are wanting your audience to picture you naked in the shower with the whole shower scene. Not to mention your flirting with guys on gamefaqs this whole thing seems to be for attention. I also do have an idea of how much time you wasted on this. I will go up to two hours of ACTUAL work but that is it. I don't dislike you but I just don't see why it's needed. But eh to each their own.

[NixiePixel]

You have no idea what I wanted people to think about, and you have no idea how much work I put into this. You're just plain wrong.

[Sovieto]

I meant the guy yeah.. the guy = me.

[marshallmock]

Gears sucks hahahahahahahahahah cod all the way

[javier36963]

such a beatiful girl lol

[NixiePixel]

It's called satire. Look into it. ;)

[bleedgreen17]

Wow, Nixie is an absolute slut! And a Gears fan! What a combo.

I suggest flipping your bean while you wait for a match.

[Waluigiman]

My god, that's an attractive girl! If only she lived in Aus..

[chicagopoop]

Haha, so true.

[ssdako2]

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[MISSBADA55]

haha brandon

i heart you buddy :D

FIVE STARS!

[Squirt5004]

=) thanks babe

[kcwabo1]

dude bandon i love u ♥

[Squirt5004]

love you to =)

[Psycho2113]

funny shit brandon

[Squirt5004]

Thanks =)

[Rice2Rice]

This is hawt...

[xyjar]

Haha nice.

[Squirt5004]

=D yay! epicness!

[funfatman]

nice dude good job

[intensityx845]

YEAHHH BRANDONNN!

[Squirt5004]

i do good? lol

[Str8Artist]

LOL!!!

[TheScrewOnline]

Great video Nixie...

[MrNasty911]

gamefaqs ftw