Robot Chicken: Everybody Hates Christ

[GoldDragoon07]

not funny

[farcastk0]

lol

[MirtaGevFett]

Oh look, religious arguments. didnt expect that at all

[OptimusNikola]

the man who made this "robo shiken" is most stupid man on earth

[MyNameisSeth95]

This is why Seth Green is going to hell....

[Redjoker96]

@MyNameisSeth95 Doubt it.

[ThatOneCakePerson]

bahahaha, sundays at 9 am

[arouetproductions]

Alright. I'm not a religious fanatic, but. I think I'm gonna go to hell just by WATCHING this. 0_0

[galefism]

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahah­ahahahaha ahahahahahahaha

[200c5]

I just don't find the video funny

[GreenskinHolland]

because its jezus all those dislikes, but when other people gets killed it doesnt matter at all xd

[Truzyxx]

I'm Christian and I honestly don't see what the fuss is about. It's not particularly offensive. It's not particularly funny either, a couple chuckles at best, but it's mocking our society more than anything else. You and I both know that a show about a man being brutally tortured and killed to an audience laugh track would be ridiculously popular. What does that say about us?

[whyamibzsdmhalt]

I'm offensive and i find this Christian.

[giamonioz]

Hi im jesuschrist and........

This is JACKASS

[micksquizzy]

uhhhh, this is sooooo, disrespectful 

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@micksquizzy

So? It's not like Christianity deserves respect.

[micksquizzy]

@ZetsubouMFZB it dose you anti christ

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@micksquizzy

You act like being an Antichrist is a bad thing.

Outdated bronze age dogma written by goat herders has no place in any modern or progressive society.

Read your bible, you'll realize that your god is a monster.

[micksquizzy]

@ZetsubouMFZB anti christ is a bad thing, and dont tell me to read my bible, you are the who needs to read his bible

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@micksquizzy

Explain how being an Antichrist is bad.

You read your bible? So you agree with a god that encourages and committed genocide (Exodus, Samuel, Joshua, etc.), accepts slavery (Genesis, Exodus, Jeremiah, etc.), and other acts such as sexism, envy, and intolerance?

I shouldn't forget to mention about the scientific (creationism) and historical (Jewish slaves in Egypt) blunders that the bible has.

The power of doublethink and groupthink.

[bubsadoozy]

I find it funny how people think that christians boast faith but then you see comments that are just blind faith towards this weird knowledge they seem to have concerning the universe. No one knows. Shut the fuck up.

[george77772moons]

Aaawwww, silly christians; you can fuck right off :)

[wrier]

i find it funny that religious people will watch a video called "everybody hates christ" and then act offended when the clip shows blasphemy.

honestly, what did you expect to see?

[EnvysGirl01]

Not cool.

[DJBassBoomBottom]

@xDmrjoker where does it say that in the bible?

[xDmrjoker]

@DJBassBoomBottom Have you read the bible? i suggest read it...

[ro88istyle]

im not a christian.... and i find this totally offensive.

[furydeath]

Not if only that was a real show. 

[IIRyux]

Lol!! Poor dude

[engraveddrummer]

This is kinda what happened. Don't see how it's such a big deal.

[sammyboy12382]

u know wat have some love i mean jesus loves you all u dont need to follow the devil plz cvhange

[SamIAmSXE]

@sammyboy12382 Jesus sucked my cock.

[runescapepker70]

ye he suck cock

[Bluebelle9289]

231 Christians can't take a joke.

[lahurak]

This went too far

[oliverlaw02]

@lahurak They haven't even featured the Satan get thee behind me sketch yet. With Satan buggering Jesus with a strap on.

[lahurak]

@oliverlaw02 They actually filmed such a sketch? I think that would be horrible. Again this is my opinion, no one is entitled to it

[cowdude43]

i am christian i thought it was pretty funny

[Jesseyork55]

Every one hates jesus the game

How to play???

Go to 00:00 and keep pressing <--- over and over after he gets wimped once

[greiteneis]

thumbs up if you're not a christian and thought this was funny as hell

[SuperPs2master]

This is a insult of the bible

[u320017]

Tryed to to laugh because it is jesus

[Kyntteri1]

So many dislikes. Jebus has such an angry fanboys.

[s2cwatson]

i first thought this was funny as hell. then thought how ironic that is XD

[GermanShepherdsRule9]

couldya imagine if it was called everyone hates muhammed....

[SuperScarface83]

@GermanShepherdsRule9 boom.

[runescapepker70]

nah



[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Butts were hurt in this comment section.

[MrVeruckt]

@DSmium yet we live in a nation where we have a right to believe without being persecuted, and last time I checked, I wasnt the one mocking what others believe. fucking hypocrite.

[bubsadoozy]

@DSmium Oh my fuck this statement is stupid. There are a pantheon of different logical arguments for a divine creator you're probably just too young,stupid or disinterested to look any of them up. As for scientists being the "all knowing source" and being logical you clearly understand very little. So much of science is illogical and requires a large imagination. The only thing that was a waste of time was even bothering writing this to someone as numb headed as yourself.

[QFizzle1992]

@bubsadoozy hahaHAAAA! oh, you're too funny man! woooohooohooo! Oh that was REAL funny! I couldn't stop laughing. *snort* You should tell jokes like that more often. Thanks for making my day. XD

[SageQuestion]

@bubsadoozy If there are so many good arguments why not post a few rather than call names and curse?

[Failwhale8]

@DSmium I am christian but I think this is really funny xD

[crackerisntme]

@DSmium I feel bad for you kid, I hope that you will come to the light sooner or later.

[QuantumPhysick]

@DSmium I feel pity for you, lol you actually believe you came out of nowhere, look around you fool, i also was once brainwashed by the evolution bullshit but i've grown up now, hopefully you come to realize one day that not everything is black and white.

[breeannahley1]

@DSmium u freakin dumbass GOD is real and the devil has brain washed u.., Burn in hell bc thts where yer headin fuck you bitch scientist can kiss my country ass... they didnt create you they didnt create animals they didnt the whole universe GOD did. Sooo have fun in hell bastard.

[furydeath]

@breeannahley1 Ahhh someone didn't get a bible for there Bday.

[SageQuestion]

@breeannahley1 Doesn’t your religion say to love your neighbour? to not use foul language, to no.. oh, this must be being satire.

[democrat1515]

@breeannahley1 Very close minded. How Christian of you.

[SuperPs2master]

@DSmium You are not religious my friend, god is real

[Emixsal]

@DSmium i'll see you in hell.

[DSmium]

@Emixsal Looking forward to it. Give my regards to Zakhaev if you get there first.

[iLuvmyPS2]

@DSmium lol i see what you did there

[DSmium]

@iLuvmyPS2 I noticed that you're a FunnyJunker. I'm pretty FunnyJunk myself.

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

They should have said Fridays at 3PM

[HyperRaiden73]

210 Christians were Ned Flanders

[Kingddd333]

Nobody complains about little hitler, but OH SHIT, BUTT CRAMPS!!

[Kingddd333]

Butthurt.

[Mister86Productions]

Butthurt? super brainwashed chrisfags?

[jackspeidel]

Just looking at the comments.....ho...ly...shit

[joei1382]

@gruchogrant We'll see you there :)

[BestaTonlistin]

@gruchogrant so much for the brotherly love and forgiveness of Christianity, oh well, I knew it was full of double standards.

[Sonfaro]

@Ryakki So you think early Israelites LITERALLY believed that light squishes the world like clay under a seal? Or that they believed God LITERALLY took out a line to measure earth? And again, what bible are you reading from? Most of your beefs dont even come up in some translations.

[Dragzilla66XL]

Stupid as hell.... >_> dislike video!

[MySmile012]

LMAO Lighten up! I believe in Jesus Christ but I still think this is funny!

[Draeka]

Christians aren't Christians because they want to be like Christ. Christians are Christians because they want to hate like God.

[xDmrjoker]

Guys Guys Guys, Calm Down......... There is no God.

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker Keep telling yourself that.

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL oh dont worry i will lol c ya in hell :D

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker Who the fuck are you? >:(

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL Me? oh im Jesus, You might have heard of me. Hi.

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker Your a different Jesus. :I

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL Nope im the same old Jesus Yours truly. Hi.

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker Shut up you XDmrjoker asshole. :3 *Blocks you*

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL hahahaha a christians answer for everything BLOCK OUT THE WORLD!!

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker Enjoy the 9 circles of hell :3

[lcmiracle]

@Dragzilla66XL don't believe in it

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL hahaha dont worry im gonna end this now: the bible says that genocide and slavery are good things and that the entie human race is the result of incest. i think we all should ignore alot of its content. OH btw i was raised christian and therefore have read the Bible. What im trying to say is weve all had imaginary friends ive just out grown mine :) take care now.

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker ... What the hell is wrong with you.. Have fun sucking on Lucifer's cock okay you hater?

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL Your comments lack any logic what do you have to comback with part from go suck devil dick blah blah, its just so typical. just what i expect when i have a pointless conversation with a religious person like yourself OR maybe its because your from Newyork, either one ive ended it im guessing your about 12-15. its funny how i havent said a single swear word or insult i have acctually been quite pleasant and your the one throwing insults and swears haha ironic much.

[Dragzilla66XL]

@xDmrjoker Oh I'm sorry you MAD? I'm not gonna even bother reading your shitty comment cause your a waste of thought and your very CLOSE MINDED YOU SACK OF SHIT.

[xDmrjoker]

@Dragzilla66XL hahahahahahaha your never fail to amuse me with your stupidity, calling me closed minded when you fail to open yours to any reasoning, facts or logic xD i bet you cant write a sentence without having to result in swears. thanks. as always take care.

[AngelofChaos6688]

@xDmrjoker HA

[GeekHippieEndarkened]

@xDmrjoker Exactly.

[Nevikx666]

I'm Roman Catholic and I find this more humorous than offensive. Why? Because I don't take comedy shows too seriously.

[Chlopher]

197 people are christians and 316 people are way better

[TrollPancakes]

Why don't you all SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just enjoy the video like everyone else.

[jfbeland690]

This proves my theory: You need to be smart to have a sense of humor and if you still believe in any religion you clearly are not.

[SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Catholic, love joking about relegion.

[TheDanrox110]

thumbs up if you're christian and thought this was funny as hell

[skullbot10]

@TheDanrox110 only two christians thought it was funny, hah.

[maverickhunterdelta]

@TheDanrox110 - That makes 59 of us ;)

[BRADIFY998]

I'm a Christian, and i found this funny!

[BrightOnimicon]

If you ask me this is, if anything, pointing out what a forgiving man Christ was and showing off his great sense of humour. Christians... what's the problem?

[twilightzoneseinfeld]

@BrightOnimicon I'm Christian and I findthis hilarious.

[BrightOnimicon]

@twilightzoneseinfeld I am very, very glad :D

[FireInTheHole96]

this is the only robot chicken episode which i don't like, it kind of lets the series down a bit.

[WISE2BE]

im  muslim but i dislike this shame on u christians

[pedroamaral1908]

They mad

[Chinelin]

i'm a offended and i'm christian

[Poppy6644]

I'm Christian and I lol'ed hard at this.

[reallythatbad1]

i'm catholic and think that this is hilarious. some Christians should be able to take a joke.

[OwnedByABigZombie]

OH NO WHAT YOU DID.

YOU STARDED A INTERNET USELESS COMMENT WAR.

SHIT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

[PhuckedUpPhilosophy]

The smell of butthurt Christians is in the air...

[dude1305]

Atheist and laughing my ass off. Xians = Jews = Muslims = Scientologists = Pagans = "Spiritualists" = people desperate to compensate for their sorry existences with delusions of some "higher power" in my book.

[HoroxIsxMahxWaifu]

I'm not joking; every Christian in the world can get crucified. Fuck you, you miserable pieces of shit.

[thekaijunerd]

@HoroxIsxMahxWaifu Wow, you tell every Christian, to get crucified all because a few people can't take a joke. All because a few think this is very offensive, you say we should all die because a couple people got butthurt. You know what fuck you buddy, because I got news for you. You saying that is just as bad as people that all the jews should die or all muslims should blow up. You are a sick son of a bitch.

[thekaijunerd]

@HoroxIsxMahxWaifu It's not religion you retard. It's the people in the religion that give it a bad reputation. People are just evil that they twist the good that most religions teach and your comment. You no better than the bigots in religious groups.

[HoroxIsxMahxWaifu]

@thekaijunerd Okay, religion is pretty fucking obsolete. All it does is cause problems. In the Middle East we have fucking Muslims fighting Muslims. Now we have the Jews in Israel making excuses to fuck up the Muslims in Iran. We have the shitty Christian church forcing its shit down people's throats, and raping children. Even Satanists suck now, because there's no good fucking black metal anymore.

[thekaijunerd]

@HoroxIsxMahxWaifu What did I just say? It's not the religion, it's the people, stupid.

[eli6370]

@thekaijunerd You're right.The christianism is a good religion because it believes in the eternal life,but the people in it make it terrible,draining money,raping children and all.You're right,it's not the religion,but the people in it.Sorry for the bad english,i'm brazilian.

[thekaijunerd]

@eli6370 Thanks for agreeing! And your english is pretty good ^^

[Sonfaro]

@HoroxIsxMahxWaifu What an ignorant opinion.

[SSJbattousai06]

Sounds like another wacky series from NBS. Can't wait!

[jekblom123]

You know, this says a lot about the attitude of Jesus. In spite of all the suffering he endured he still had compassion and good will.

Id say this short actually complements him.

[Sedines]

@jekblom123 He also forgave the people who were putting him to death. If certain "Christians" were more like Christ and less self-righteous insecure hypocrites, there wouldn't be so many lost people with so much anger toward the church.

[jekblom123]

@Sedines yeah really.

[PhoenixBloodKing]

I am offensive and I find this christian.

[nemmamiah]

I'm christian, I thought this was funny as hell, but I can feel the fire.

[spankymcflych]

Christians: Too insecure to take a joke.

[ArchhereticK]

Christians: still not being able to take a joke for 2,000 years.

[simionTheOne]

fuck off you christian american cunts, just laugh this once

[Greg249]

@simionTheOne I laughed you subhuman ape looking muslim bombdog.

[frenchcrusade]

@Greg249 congratulations sir youre a fine example of a waste of organs please proceed to kill yourself

[Greg249]

@frenchcrusade Lose your virginity or throw your dick away. Your wasting it.

[simionTheOne]

@Greg249 i laugh at you, believing no-life scumbag

good luck living a happy life doing nothing but trying to get to place that doesn't even exists when your DEAD

at least i'll get do whatever the fuck i like, good luck with your 'god'

[Greg249]

@simionTheOne Im not a christian you little molested chap. You must have been poked by someone. Everyone has a right to believe in what they want and people should respect their religion. Good luck rotting in your own atheist self hate you little ungreatful dog.

[epicmarshmellowz]

im a christian and i think this is unacseptable!!!

[TheThrashNerd]

@epicmarshmellowz Troll win

[scriminamp]

@epicmarshmellowz I find your spelling "unacseptable"!!!

[Songbreezun]

Jesus Christ, that's funny!

[george77772moons]

Lol did VenomFagx get his ass too badly pwned by thunderf00t and the rest of youtube that he had to come spread his lies here?

[goldentailsXD]

its a joke guys, calm down

[maddiieeftw]

the people who watches this is a devil..

[Asuma24601]

@maddiieeftw I would take you seriously if you could at least form a sentence. 

[5StarGeneralXenoCO]

LOL Robot Chicken just trolled all of you.

[thekaijunerd]

Guys, relax. I'm catholic and I find this to be hilarious. If your a christian and you find this offensive, go check out Seth MacFarlane's Fat Jesus, that is way worst than this.

[krazykillzbra]

jesus is the best... fuck you adult swim hunk of shit bitch ass faggots find a black 1 and choke on it.

[BakonViper]

@krazykillzbra thats a bit too christian for me, faggot

[Sonic6293]

I think they should have done the leitmotif too, that would have been epic, especially with its gospel sound.

[SantaCruzBeast]

Wow. AdultSwim has made fun of molestation, raping, Jews, holidays, Muslims, all of our favorite cartoons, bullying, incest, and all different forms of torture. But this is the video that gets the negative comments? Talk about being ass-hurt.

[TheSkyro14]

Fuck you assholes!

[RNorthex]

i'm actually favouriting this

when christians stop being idiots and hating gays, i'm not going laugh my heart out on this

[AllenKid2k11]

lol oh shit, jesus + humour = angry christians

angry christians + lawyer= possible lawsuit

possible lawsuit + adult swim= ending of robot chicken

[Jecoopster]

.... ya i can see how some people would find this offensive.

[Belacios]

When I first saw the video title...

"There'll be a debate in the commentaries :3"

[jsoe81657]

for crying out loud! people, don't come to this video so you can just dislike it or if you find it offensive, go somewhere else. it's not nice to talk about religion when people are trying to watch the video for comedy relief D:

[wakaphwap]

why?

[killa2000dec]

some people just dont know great comedy. if you dont like it dont watch it or comment on it. instead, why dont you go to your god/gods and cry that a comedian takes the piss out of him like almost every other human being does :)

[moon666watcher]

I'm a Pagan and I find this hilarious! The comments section just pisses me off.

If you've got an opinion, Atheist or Theist, why not keep it to yourself? Oh wait, that makes me a hypocrite! Never mind...

[LumpyZealot]

Lol you people and your religious differences.

[AllStarFlamePepito]

everyone dislike the video and flag it simple as it is :)

[killa2000dec]

@AllStarFlamePepito NOOO D: dont dislike and flag it, this is great!!