I owe you an apology Jo. It was that freaks show nothing to do with you. I just saw the video on your Italia book page thinking it was fast and easy recipes. I work ten hours a day so am always looking for fast healthy recipes.
I am totally bloody disgusted with this very disrespectful video. I am a house cook and I would die for a kitchen like that. That stupid male needs a freaking good kick. As for you Jo so much for the love of cooking.
Nah this is way over the top. Speed cooking 1 and 2 were awesome. I've just finished making my own movie based off this called speed chef. I'll put it on YouTube in a few days
What blows my mind is how they aren't missing fingers and covered in blood by the end of it. Their hands almost went all the way into that blender and theres just broken glass everywhere lmao.
haha that guy is so funny! This has got to be the best one. And for those of you who dont know who that guy is...belive it or not his name is That Guy! Great kiwi humour...
I feel so bad for whoever has to clean this up lol
dostoyevesky12 2 weeks ago
Cambluvsdlb it's called comedy bro try it one day
Nickp250 4 weeks ago
FUCK, i thought it said SPED COOKING!
zalikster 1 month ago
lol xd
222ausrine 1 month ago
ds
222ausrine 1 month ago
I almost died when he broke the cupboard door
feliesa91 1 month ago
I owe you an apology Jo. It was that freaks show nothing to do with you. I just saw the video on your Italia book page thinking it was fast and easy recipes. I work ten hours a day so am always looking for fast healthy recipes.
cambluvsdlb 1 month ago
I am totally bloody disgusted with this very disrespectful video. I am a house cook and I would die for a kitchen like that. That stupid male needs a freaking good kick. As for you Jo so much for the love of cooking.
cambluvsdlb 1 month ago
GOTTA LOVE US KIWIS :)
ChildrenOfNz 1 month ago
Oven mits are for FAGGOTS
Grnhm 2 months ago
Cooking like a true viking
wh00pable 6 months ago 3
16 people couldnt follow the recipe
97CivicTypeR 6 months ago 2
kitchen as it is behind the scenes
lovely true........
maebeach 6 months ago
2:26 for FOOD HUMP!
Knux209 6 months ago
I guess the old kitchen wasn't good enough. and I find half his mess comes from him openning the drawers and throwing all the stuff out.
lilbunnyjin 6 months ago in playlist Speed cooking 1-5
looks dangerous when they both put their hands in to the blender :D (thumps up if u agree)
alaviiti2 7 months ago
here's one i made earlier!
nzevenz 7 months ago
a febulus dunner !!! Ha ha ha ha ha
johnsvideochannel 8 months ago
@johnsvideochannel feebulus deener
mawrTRON 6 months ago in playlist Speed cooking 1-5
hold 9 lol
6FlamingNinja9 8 months ago
Her face is priceless at 2:56!
AznInvasion1990 9 months ago
press 0 then 8.....see the difference?
wakingthestorm 9 months ago
foolish, stupid.
5urfboy 9 months ago
that women is the luckys women ever to get a chance to cook with him!
nothin678s 9 months ago
he reminds me of fps doug HAHAHA
pauliuks50 9 months ago 2
He seriously know how to cook!
TheAnttinator 10 months ago
how to detroy a kitchen in 2 minute.
valentleboss 10 months ago 2
I laugh so hard every time he starts blending the milk
Akselseifert 11 months ago 6
i love this prog i just laughed so so hard. This prog makes you laugh so hard, so uncontrolably that it brings a tear of laughter to you eye.
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
1:30 :DD
lamapukas 1 year ago
that's how i cook when i'm in a hurry..
AynoorT 1 year ago
well tha pav takes about an hour to cook so I'll get the eggs!
kronlc 1 year ago
2.25 - tenderising
lolioliol360 1 year ago
I feel special knowing I been in that kitchen
In oxford near chch
ningle4567 1 year ago
hahahHAHAHAHAHA i love when he said its all about speed and his face at 0:40 :D:D:D:D
Rfxy 1 year ago
lmfao in every video "wack it on about 1000"
xXxXJaRRoDXxXx 1 year ago 4
i'm really surprised he didnt put the broken plate in the blender
chodrick1 1 year ago
BEST COOK EVER! HAHAHAH
Evildoomk 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Everyone tell your friends about this!
FATALMAMUKA 1 year ago
I almost died laughing
PanDarK28 1 year ago 3
the guy is a tool but it looks like fun not the cleaning part tho
XowntXihqX 1 year ago
0:09 "How Long Is it Going to take?"
Response: "About an Hour"
Process in his mind: One hour my fucking ass. Lets teach this lady some SPEED COOKING!!
Psyclops3 1 year ago 11
great for kids... they'll learn all they need to know about helping mum in the kitchen!
hamishhwilson 1 year ago
why not 1 billion view? i almost died laughing !!!!
kilymat 1 year ago
fuck i love nz television. priceless.
mrjumpsuit 1 year ago
love this shit. alsmost pissed my self
MrJofy 1 year ago
this is boring, just making a mess out of anything..
xennion 1 year ago
the best part is how serious he is
a192589 1 year ago 3
@a192589 He is a professional. Wouldn't expect anything else from him =P
braydenstarr 1 year ago 3
he has the uncanny ability to open everything with knives!
Spadge5000 1 year ago
It's only butter
simontist 1 year ago
haha chainsaw the butter
Deathslayer156 1 year ago
shit, almost lost a hand in the blender
dwebs9 1 year ago
ひでえw
笑いすぎて苦しいぜ
BAKABONURAYASU 1 year ago
@BAKABONURAYASU so true
Evildoomk 1 year ago
lmaoo that was great
TifiTots 2 years ago
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I don't understand what is this? Is this a parody?
sbhuiyan 2 years ago
0:33 blending in blender HAHAHAHAHHA
SamuelDrake27 2 years ago
LOL!!
AzzyTay 1 year ago
Defo the best so far, MOAR!
SimplyRedStandingBy 2 years ago
orly?
TehJack0 2 years ago
lol i gess
sheeplover2009 2 years ago
Lol, I wouldn't sympathize if the fucker lost an arm or killed someone.
vorephilia 2 years ago
what are you talkin bout over the top, it fuckin hilarious!!!
banjofactory 2 years ago
Nah this is way over the top. Speed cooking 1 and 2 were awesome. I've just finished making my own movie based off this called speed chef. I'll put it on YouTube in a few days
Livin4JesusOurSavior 2 years ago
hahaaaha
moltar112 2 years ago
Gordon Ramsay go home
E8900 2 years ago
Omg chainsaw, that guy is awsome cook!
TheMyslipatukka 2 years ago
i liked the Speed Cooking 1 video more, these are funny too, but little bit over the edge
Myyyv 2 years ago
0:40
LMAO
SBPNZ 2 years ago
It's the best! you gotta say that he has some skills using the knives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Achilleas96 2 years ago 3
Not the best in the series, but it still has its moments of brilliance.
micr0softener 2 years ago
LOL, puts the broken palate in the waste disposal
Mostlikely321 2 years ago
'it's only butter jo' haha yeh man kiwi boy represent!!
d0min8rix 3 years ago
those chopping Master better than kung fu pandas PMSL
s3xyfairy 3 years ago
Delish! Oh don't worry The Maid will get that.
Hazel! Hazel! I think She's out by the pool?
doctorcatsburger 3 years ago 8
now thats how you cut veges and spread crutons around nz style!!!
nzballer 3 years ago 7
i wish i could get new zealand tv
JChenler 3 years ago 65
@JChenler nah you dont. this is the only good thing unless you like national bank country calander
rabclotheslinesaga 1 year ago 3
@rabclotheslinesaga And shortland street, and cheap american tat bought on the cheap, and out of date programs from the bbc...
billyb4223 1 year ago
geci kemény ez az ember :D
shiftyXdoug 3 years ago 3
Search on youtube: "De Mosselman - Mossels" And use as a background music for this video.
Dionysisgreen 3 years ago 7
I like stuff.
BestNameEvar 3 years ago 5
NZ ftw lol
JipJopa 3 years ago 7
hahaha lol. Id hate to be the one to clean up afterwoulds
armoredduck 3 years ago 7
just light a match to it
Johannson01 3 years ago 4
LOL he a crack up
highburyforlife 3 years ago
i wonder if tis guy is realted to jemaine clement off flight of the conchords....
he looks kinda like him...
love this show!!!!!!
newzealandgal42 3 years ago
I just can't get enough of this... This is so retarded, it's killing me :)
more!
Falloutmoon 3 years ago
What blows my mind is how they aren't missing fingers and covered in blood by the end of it. Their hands almost went all the way into that blender and theres just broken glass everywhere lmao.
GhostDog4321 3 years ago 8
When he took the leafblower to the croutons I nearly choked to death.
FUCKING HILARIOUS
tetrabinary 3 years ago
LOL :0
alexragerage 4 years ago
hahaha fucken legendary
bolskinz 4 years ago
funny as
spytimf 4 years ago
oh my goodness, that man would definately have been sued! Is that a real New Zealand cooking show! I can't believe it!
shayebay 4 years ago
Yup. This is how we cook in NZ.
ResurrectionJoe 3 years ago 10
Hell yeah man. You can't cook any other way. We have very busy lives in NZ.
RandomoBeasto 3 years ago 9
yeah man this is exacly how we cook here in nz
omgitsmattutube 3 years ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
"is that a REAL New Zealand cooking show ?" - yes and our Children play with hand grenades in school ..... Idiot
disinterringdiana 3 years ago
Whoa.. Chill buddy.. O_o
JumboShrimps 3 years ago 8
you're the fucking idot mate
Logsdaman11 3 years ago
this series owns, its probably a good idea for him to throw the knife at the door, so he doesnt roll over it xD
kiwidud3 4 years ago
Why the hell do he got a leafblower in the kitchen? hahahahaha
jontehaag 4 years ago
lmao i love the way he chops the stuff!!!
im11 4 years ago
same watch the 2nd one its got the funniest chopping in history.
shirk709 4 years ago
haha u cud c the camera person foa a litl bit b4
hehe this is such funi shit!
hes off that add wen he walks in2 the pool
hehe
CheeeseandCrackers 4 years ago
joe seager just got pawned... too much sugar bitch
007PeNDrAGoN 4 years ago 2
hahaha CRANK IT UP TO ABOUT A THOUSAND TO KEEP IT GOING AHAHAHAHAHAA
LTcoogan 4 years ago 2
NZ OWNS YOU
xIAMDAVEx 4 years ago 4
yo dave!!
mulletor5000 3 years ago
I'm freackin sick with stomach pain and then I watched all 4 of these... gesh... My stomach hurts from laughing now...
Destro168 4 years ago 2
i cant stop laughing
kaylasxy 4 years ago 2
hahahahhahahhahhahhaahhahahahahahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhah!
Halifaxen 4 years ago 2
lol, cut the butter
411fan 4 years ago
my english teachers son directs this nd shit. it takes like 5 hrs to clean that shit up and its in her house he didn t need to break that door hahah
ratztail1 4 years ago 2
So good
yawnynz 4 years ago
NEW ZEALAND FOR LIFE!
DDSTWINZ 4 years ago
i love it!
kiwi's eh???!!
onedgecc 4 years ago
Hhhaha I didn't realise Joe Seagar had a sense of humour
drbeserka 4 years ago
oh man when he through the knif at the wall was so fffffuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
and05507 4 years ago
OMGosh! This is so funny I actually cried! Yay good old kiwi fun!
Madwheelz 4 years ago
Great series ! Him dumping the drawer out and throwing the knife just make it ! Hahahahahaha !!!!!!
lordvalach 4 years ago
lol joe segar...haha actual cook with this nut
UaraKai 4 years ago
you guys act uncomfortable,but comfortable together,its great.Jamie on drugs?The obvious Fups r hilarious.Did the dish get greased?Should i watch on?
djpaulk 4 years ago
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nzMCRfan 4 years ago
Powertools! Haha :D
telsu 4 years ago
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
Woodcock656 5 years ago
Oh god, its like the ultimate slap stick. I love it.
LuminousJiveTurkey 5 years ago
i love it when he throws the knife hahaha
yagaflaga 5 years ago
"it's just butter" lol
llegnasirhc 5 years ago
i love the knife, it's the trade mark
jmpmo03 5 years ago
it wouldnt be speed cooking without the powertools
arron815 5 years ago
course not
FlamingCheeto 5 years ago
Muwhahaha!!! Cut the butter with the chainsaw!!!
Class ^-^
faithxfaye 5 years ago
it's better to watch the first two episodes before, so you know the guy, and you appreciate better his "partnership" with the slow cooking lady... :)
norz 5 years ago
HAhahahahahahahaha
entozoon 5 years ago
Hilarious!
sleestack 5 years ago
haha funni man got to be the 4th one yea
nickio64 5 years ago
haha he puts the dishes down the garbage disposal
boutan2004 5 years ago
i love this
JSJHJasonS 5 years ago
haha that guy is so funny! This has got to be the best one. And for those of you who dont know who that guy is...belive it or not his name is That Guy! Great kiwi humour...
aidox 5 years ago