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  • I feel so bad for whoever has to clean this up lol

  • Cambluvsdlb it's called comedy bro try it one day

  • FUCK, i thought it said SPED COOKING!

  • lol xd

  • ds

    

  • I almost died when he broke the cupboard door

  • I owe you an apology Jo. It was that freaks show nothing to do with you. I just saw the video on your Italia book page thinking it was fast and easy recipes. I work ten hours a day so am always looking for fast healthy recipes.

  • I am totally bloody disgusted with this very disrespectful video. I am a house cook and I would die for a kitchen like that. That stupid male needs a freaking good kick. As for you Jo so much for the love of cooking.

  • GOTTA LOVE US KIWIS :)

  • Oven mits are for FAGGOTS

  • Cooking like a true viking

  • 16 people couldnt follow the recipe

  • kitchen as it is behind the scenes

    lovely true........

  • 2:26 for FOOD HUMP!

  • I guess the old kitchen wasn't good enough. and I find half his mess comes from him openning the drawers and throwing all the stuff out.

  • looks dangerous when they both put their hands in to the blender :D (thumps up if u agree)

  • here's one i made earlier!

  • a febulus dunner !!! Ha ha ha ha ha

  • @johnsvideochannel feebulus deener

  • hold 9 lol

  • Her face is priceless at 2:56!

  • press 0 then 8.....see the difference?

  • foolish, stupid.

  • that women is the luckys women ever to get a chance to cook with him!

  • he reminds me of fps doug HAHAHA

  • He seriously know how to cook!

  • how to detroy a kitchen in 2 minute.

  • I laugh so hard every time he starts blending the milk

  • i love this prog i just laughed so so hard. This prog makes you laugh so hard, so uncontrolably that it brings a tear of laughter to you eye.

  • 1:30 :DD

  • that's how i cook when i'm in a hurry..

  • well tha pav takes about an hour to cook so I'll get the eggs!

  • 2.25 - tenderising

  • I feel special knowing I been in that kitchen

    In oxford near chch

  • hahahHAHAHAHAHA i love when he said its all about speed and his face at 0:40 :D:D:D:D

  • lmfao in every video "wack it on about 1000"

  • i'm really surprised he didnt put the broken plate in the blender

  • BEST COOK EVER! HAHAHAH

  • I almost died laughing

  • the guy is a tool but it looks like fun not the cleaning part tho

  • 0:09 "How Long Is it Going to take?"

    Response: "About an Hour"

    Process in his mind: One hour my fucking ass. Lets teach this lady some SPEED COOKING!!

  • great for kids... they'll learn all they need to know about helping mum in the kitchen!

  • why not 1 billion view? i almost died laughing !!!!

  • fuck i love nz television. priceless.

  • love this shit. alsmost pissed my self

  • this is boring, just making a mess out of anything..

  • the best part is how serious he is

  • @a192589 He is a professional. Wouldn't expect anything else from him =P

  • he has the uncanny ability to open everything with knives!

  • It's only butter

  • haha chainsaw the butter

  • shit, almost lost a hand in the blender

  • ひでえw

    笑いすぎて苦しいぜ

  • @BAKABONURAYASU so true

  • lmaoo that was great

  • 0:33 blending in blender HAHAHAHAHHA

  • LOL!!

  • Defo the best so far, MOAR!

  • orly?

  • lol i gess

  • Lol, I wouldn't sympathize if the fucker lost an arm or killed someone.

  • what are you talkin bout over the top, it fuckin hilarious!!!

  • Nah this is way over the top. Speed cooking 1 and 2 were awesome. I've just finished making my own movie based off this called speed chef. I'll put it on YouTube in a few days

  • hahaaaha

  • Gordon Ramsay go home

  • Omg chainsaw, that guy is awsome cook!

  • i liked the Speed Cooking 1 video more, these are funny too, but little bit over the edge

  • 0:40

    LMAO

  • It's the best! you gotta say that he has some skills using the knives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Not the best in the series, but it still has its moments of brilliance.

  • LOL, puts the broken palate in the waste disposal

  • 'it's only butter jo' haha yeh man kiwi boy represent!!

  • those chopping Master better than kung fu pandas PMSL

  • Delish! Oh don't worry The Maid will get that.

    Hazel! Hazel! I think She's out by the pool?

  • now thats how you cut veges and spread crutons around nz style!!!

  • i wish i could get new zealand tv

  • @JChenler nah you dont. this is the only good thing unless you like national bank country calander

  • @rabclotheslinesaga And shortland street, and cheap american tat bought on the cheap, and out of date programs from the bbc...

  • geci kemény ez az ember :D

  • Search on youtube: "De Mosselman - Mossels" And use as a background music for this video.

  • I like stuff.

  • NZ ftw lol

  • hahaha lol. Id hate to be the one to clean up afterwoulds

  • just light a match to it

  • LOL he a crack up

  • i wonder if tis guy is realted to jemaine clement off flight of the conchords....

    he looks kinda like him...

    love this show!!!!!!

  • I just can't get enough of this... This is so retarded, it's killing me :)

    more!

  • What blows my mind is how they aren't missing fingers and covered in blood by the end of it. Their hands almost went all the way into that blender and theres just broken glass everywhere lmao.

  • When he took the leafblower to the croutons I nearly choked to death.

    FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • LOL :0

  • hahaha fucken legendary

  • funny as

  • oh my goodness, that man would definately have been sued! Is that a real New Zealand cooking show! I can't believe it!

  • Yup. This is how we cook in NZ.

  • Hell yeah man. You can't cook any other way. We have very busy lives in NZ.

  • yeah man this is exacly how we cook here in nz

  • Whoa.. Chill buddy.. O_o

  • you're the fucking idot mate

  • this series owns, its probably a good idea for him to throw the knife at the door, so he doesnt roll over it xD

  • Why the hell do he got a leafblower in the kitchen? hahahahaha

  • lmao i love the way he chops the stuff!!!

  • same watch the 2nd one its got the funniest chopping in history.

  • haha u cud c the camera person foa a litl bit b4

    hehe this is such funi shit!

    hes off that add wen he walks in2 the pool

    hehe

  • joe seager just got pawned... too much sugar bitch

  • hahaha CRANK IT UP TO ABOUT A THOUSAND TO KEEP IT GOING AHAHAHAHAHAA

  • NZ OWNS YOU

  • yo dave!!

  • I'm freackin sick with stomach pain and then I watched all 4 of these... gesh... My stomach hurts from laughing now...

  • i cant stop laughing

  • hahahahhahahhahhahhaahhahahaha­hahhahhaahahhahahhahahhahahhah­ahhahahhahahhah!

  • lol, cut the butter

  • my english teachers son directs this nd shit. it takes like 5 hrs to clean that shit up and its in her house he didn t need to break that door hahah

  • So good

  • NEW ZEALAND FOR LIFE!

  • i love it!

    kiwi's eh???!!

  • Hhhaha I didn't realise Joe Seagar had a sense of humour

  • oh man when he through the knif at the wall was so fffffuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • OMGosh! This is so funny I actually cried! Yay good old kiwi fun!

  • Great series ! Him dumping the drawer out and throwing the knife just make it ! Hahahahahaha !!!!!!

  • lol joe segar...haha actual cook with this nut

  • you guys act uncomfortable,but comfortable together,its great.Jamie on drugs?The obvious Fups r hilarious.Did the dish get greased?Should i watch on?

  • 52222222255555555555

  • Powertools! Haha :D

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

  • Oh god, its like the ultimate slap stick. I love it.

  • i love it when he throws the knife hahaha

  • "it's just butter" lol

  • i love the knife, it's the trade mark

  • it wouldnt be speed cooking without the powertools

  • course not

  • Muwhahaha!!! Cut the butter with the chainsaw!!!

    Class ^-^

  • it's better to watch the first two episodes before, so you know the guy, and you appreciate better his "partnership" with the slow cooking lady... :)

  • HAhahahahahahahaha

  • Hilarious!

  • haha funni man got to be the 4th one yea

  • haha he puts the dishes down the garbage disposal

  • i love this

  • haha that guy is so funny! This has got to be the best one. And for those of you who dont know who that guy is...belive it or not his name is That Guy! Great kiwi humour...

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