Jam - Thick People

[bunclip]

Of course in real life they'd find some way to press charges for non-payment. Shame.

[tinkk1979]

Lmao ha ha

[funkmasterjee]

Chris Morris is a genius

[joebstarsurfer]

Ive got some upstairs my landlords going to have to explain leaving the window open all night ever day is thick.

[peterpeterxxo]

a parking meter ?..whats one of those then ?..is it a kind of new tree thats just been invented growing in the amazon jungle..lol.

[rich6662]

I'd forgotten all about this show!! Fantastic!! Thanks for sharing...think I'll go buy the DVD now :-) ...I assume it's available on DVD??

[djparnate]

@rich6662 its on amazon i think =]

[dojomojomofo]

What are the odds the person you are arguing with here is a thick person themselves? Or a troll? Just drop the argument and keep it on topic...

[HazzdaMan]

turn on "cc" and then click "transcribe audio beta". You will laugh and laugh.....XD

[laughorcrytv]

these people arguing in the commnets are too thick to realise theyve both lost

[Forellises]

Love it.

[Zzyxzaa]

Why are you dumbfucks having an obscenely personal argument about religion on a jam sketch video?

[chalkus]

@Zzyxzaa I get your point... I'm trying to satirise the video with this guy who has been repeatedly arguing despite not understanding what is being said to him!

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@chalkus - were you arguing with your own other channel? seems every video i go to, in the comments the same people argue about the same thing in the exact same way, and one of them even mentioned 'numtpy' - very specific word that. always different channels, but the same back-and-forth.

[zaftra]

All this because you live in denial? There are/ has been atheist states, live with it. Oh I see you have removed all your asinine comments, that's what you've been doing. At least your starting to realize which a complete numpty and embarrassment you are. you've been. there may be hope for you yet - but i very much doubt it.

[zaftra]

They may be secular NOW in the sense you claim but that certainly wasn't the case when all the slaughtering was going on.

I believe I wrote 'it's EVEN' on wiki, or you saying EVERY single entry on that is false and incorrect, or only the ones that disagree or contradict your claim.

You seem to have forgot the google bit.

If you'll excuse me I'm watching the Red shoes.

[zaftra]

@chalkus you keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. A simple google will tell you different, it's even under 'state atheism' in wiki. I tend to check my facts before I make a comment.

[Reijerkolle]

This is why i dont argue with women. Its like blasting my head into a brick wall over and over again.

[PeterStoreysbutler]

Chris Morris is a genius.

[spoitguitar]

Thick People Are Very Good At Winning Arguments.

Because Their To Thick To Realise They Have Lost.

[Lemonpie89]

@spoitguitar they're

[spoitguitar]

@Lemonpie89 Are You Good At Winning Arguements?

I Think Not.

Get A Parking Meter.

(Get A Parking Meter)

[salamagogo]

is the other guy behind the glass mark heap? it kinda looks like him but also kinda doesnt...maybe its the angle or something

[fatmike01]

@salamagogo Yes it is.

[zaftra]

@salamagogo yes it is him

[cncinc100]

0:15 This is the secret of every Internet argument ever.

[gmcglone1]

"...and I just said he puts his money in the car"

[Brucy6666]

@zaftra Thats a valid point, but in this day and age it is just absurd to still be going along with religion. If it were gone, there would just be a few less things to fight about. And hopefully people and look past someones appearance and unit instead of saying 'My religion says to love you, so I'm going to kill you, sound fair?'

[zaftra]

@Brucy6666 Sad thing is my friend, there would be no less fights, humans would find something to new to fight about.

[Brucy6666]

@zaftra I know :( bummer ain't it

The only way its going to change if a vastly superior being came to earth and changed everything.

[zaftra]

@Brucy6666 LOL

[zaftra]

. there is nothing in any discipline of science that does this, it is not science job and never has been. We live in a material universe, it will have material mechanisms, it's science job to try and explain thse the best it can, if this has any knock affect to any religious dogma, that is for them to come to terms with. Has it goes, there is really only a contradiction of the genesis account. That can easily be looked upon has a analogy.

[dean3150]

Of course it's fake Fuckwit.

[smurfylaa]

FAKE!!!

[BelatedCommiseration]

Julia Davis gives good moron. There are very few people who can convincingly portray that vacuousness behind the eyes that is the tenet of stupid people the world over...

[Kungf0ono0b]

lol hahahahahahaha!

[megatherium01]

7 people don't know what a parking meters are.

[enoughalready1000]

This is the greatest skit in the history of television.

[FlyingHeadbutt100]

£165? It was only £135 on the radio.....

[christschinwon]

Julia Davis still looks hot even playing someone so gormless!

[TheConciseStatement]

@christschinwon

You have to admit though - in Nighty Night she goes out of her way to not be attractive in any way shape or form, and for the largest part succeeds.

[iannapp]

im fic

[deathmetaldude468]

dam wish i was thick,life would be so amazing

[vespervolta]

"rowena's... particularly thick"

[deveaux77]

Great sketch :).

Did anyone else notice the cameraman and boom mic operator in the background??

[zaftra]

@deveaux77 it's a mock documentary.

[ComedyKing616]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[Prisoner7777]

HAHA

[moominxcorpse]

haha imagen getting out of every situation acting like this.

[Carbon657]

@moominxcorpse I do

[thesephers]

@moominxcorpse

i was thinking exactly the same thing

[themanbearpig]

the music makes it extremely hard to watch these.... shame that

[22poopoo]

@themanbearpig Yeah especially at halls when I was watching the DVD on my laptop, the DVD volume doesn't go as high as here on youtube. I could barely hear anything. Altho this is one of the best clips.

[KDJC06]

"you didn't have to shout at me like that..."  LOL

[coetmor]

nighty night.

[JimmersThomas]

Julia Davis is super sexy

[christschinwon]

thanks to this sketch I take great pleasure in describing certain people as 'particularly thick'"!

[TheChristChris]

This is absolutely brilliant.. One of my favourites from the first episode.

"She fails to grasp anything.. Least of all that she's being thick"

[bugarloaf]

whats the music?

[2muffinsinanoven]

@bugarloaf i think this is JAAAAAAM not JAM and JAAAAAM puts music and weird affects

[deighton2002]

Fila Brazillia - a zed and two l's

[kittinplus4]

@deighton2002

ain't they great? shame they haven't released much lately...

[jamesjonesrocket]

'yes, I know what a parking meters are'

[gnarletron]

What is this from?

[zaftra]

@gnarletron Form a wonderful TV programme called JAM.

[Kelarre653]

Goatboy is obviously narcissistic.

[goatboyste]

...and you little girl a student maybe....?

[Kelarre653]

@goatboyste

No, just someone who dislikes people who call others thick to bolster their own ego.

[goatboyste]

ego?? get back to school

[Kelarre653]

@goatboyste

That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. You feel the constant need to put others down. If you don't have anything constructive to say; just shut up. Nobody wants to listen.

[goatboyste]

who made you judge, ill speak when spoken to, you had your say, im now sayin fuck you. dont ever feel the urge to tell me what to do little girl

[Kelarre653]

@goatboyste

Your bigotry made me judge; and I've spoken to you and will persist on doing so until such a time comes as you can find a big enough opening in your head for it to slip in through; that means clearing out all of the shit that clogging it up. Maybe that's why you're such an asshole; you're full of shit.

[goatboyste]

judge judy! i get paid to be an asshole, your still learning unpaid...but the outcome will be you being a massive asshole. do you know what a parking meters is?

[Kelarre653]

@goatboyste

A parking meter is where people in a public parking lot deposit money and recieve a ticket, to show that they paid for their parking spot.

Here's my question: Do you know what a singular verb is?

[goatboyste]

yes, have you even watched the fucking clip or you just go round youtube looking for fights you stupid assed kid....you dont know what a parking meters is at all, GET A JOB WITH THE THICK AGENCY, they looking for you

[Kelarre653]

@goatboyste

Have you considered that this video is meant for dark-humoured entertainment, rather than to educate you as to what a parking meter is? Honestly, you're only making YOURSELF look stupid with your utter illogic. Just don't bother, people aren't taking you seriously.

[goatboyste]

really? im astounded. i thought it was my job interview. im old enough not to care if lookin stupid or not, it you tube, who gives a shit apart from furry loving kids with nothin better to do, like yourself

[brunelly]

"it's a niche business"

shame there seems to be a lot of freelancers about

[tabitha501]

Julia Davis is great in this. She really has the dopey, cow-eyed stare down to a t.

[tabitha501]

What a fantastic clip.

[MinutesToMidnight92]

The frightening thing is, there are people out there who are this thick.

[pigeonkill]

That's just like one of the arguments I used to have with an ex-girlfriend of mine, simply perfect.

[goatboyste]

ha brilliant. not the clip, that goes without saying, one of the funniest things ever made...i mean the comments...a clip about thick people...and the thickest people come and leave comments...just fucking perfect..i love reading idiots comments...your the best...thank you. you all know what a parking meters is

[zaftra]

Quote:

".and the thickest people come and leave comments."

Don't mention the irony of that quote to goatboyste.

[zaftra]

goatboyste - you actually responded ? LOL Now there's somebody who thinks they can dish it out but not take it.

Clarity - I wasn't commenting about the clip but your asinine comment. I'll leave you to work that out.

[zaftra]

ill? do you mean I'll? "from idiots little old lady"?

With spelling and grammar like that your in no position to call anyone thick.

Oh the sweet irony.

[zaftra]

Why do you keep implying I'm a female when it clear states I'm male? Also, why would you think that would bother anyone? Are you a child?

You write:

"i think parking meters and see you behind the desk."

Thank you, the person behind the desk wasn't the thick one, the one at the counter was.

You really should stop calling people thick.

This is so amusing.

[zaftra]

My mistake, I apologise not thick but mental. I'll leave you to your world of lonely insanity.

[DrPaulMutilation]

I would start with 'I'm sorry but...' but in actualy fact I'm not sorry for what i'm about to say. Zaftra is perfectly right; your comments bearly make sense. Spelling and punctuation are frankly sinful, and there are so many gramatical errors it hurts. There is no excuse for being an idiot, and no; the fact you can't stretch those sausage fingers to the fucking inverted comma key does not consistute redemption. You're a chaild at heart, and in mind. Oh, and please learn what an ellipsis is.

[goatboyste]

didnt bother looking up ellipsis, was far too curious to find out what a chaild was. ya sausage fingered cunt....';,

[DrPaulMutilation]

Two things: picking out an error in spelling doesn't make you clever when you reply with a sentance starting with a lowercase letter. And using the same insult I used for you on me proverbially stamps the signet of the envelope of your idiocy.

[goatboyste]

rssssp, ...sorry. Rssssssssp, ya sausage fingered cunt.';'[]..£ . id just love a pedantic mollusc like you, in house, ya know, to kick at nights, play spoons on your face. Imagine replying to something about speeling, ,,gramma and punktuashun, then pulling me again, whilst writing 'sentance' in the same sentence....:';,?[ keep stamping that proverbial signet spoon face

[DrPaulMutilation]

Fucking hell. There's a difference between mistakes and laziness. If you were genuinely incapable of using punctuation then I would forgive the lack of it. But being as you're obviously not braindead, I expect you to either start writing to the best of your ability or not proclaim how thick people are compared with you, 'that god'.

[goatboyste]

forgive me for my lack of punctuation??? oh my, why thank you...although im not a religious man, so forgiveness is not needed..,.'.,.'especially not from a child

[DrPaulMutilation]

I in no way implied either religion or forgiving you. I said if you were incapable i would but you're not. And you're calling me a child?

[goatboyste]

yes, yes i am

[DrPaulMutilation]

Rhetorical question ass-hole. And you're only proving me point.

[goatboyste]

yes, yes i am indeed little boy...if you even had a point, you must be the most pointless little fart i ever had the pleasure of laughing at

[DrPaulMutilation]

My point is you're a fucking child. And you being childish: i.e. using incorrect punctuation because i picked up on the fact you were shit at it, is proving my point of you being a child.

[goatboyste]

i use inco'roct speelin and punktuatuin, because, it seems to be really getting your back up for some reason little boy, stick to doing wedgies, stop the anxiety attacks, they only full stops and commas pal, dont worry yourself, at least im only acting the kid, you actually are under 12, and coming on all big boy on here, get back to your warcraft.....!.;

[supportzombaid]

is this just like big train minus pegg?

[tommart123]

lmfao! Surely nobody is that thick!

[fieldingmellish44]

Oh, it's all descended into jingoistic recrimination. This isn't an instructional video, you know.

[mattlightbound]

GO AWAY!!!!! lolz

[JamesDusk]

lol

[OriginalSin42K]

URGHHHH HER STUPIDITY ACTUALY MAKES ME ANGRY URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH even tho its fake

[OriginalSin42K]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK, can you read or are you as fucking stupid as the people these comedians are portraying..?

[OriginalSin42K]

hey :P

[OriginalSin42K]

fran, shut the fuck up =)

[OriginalSin42K]

go fuck some fat chick

[Adoptedbarrel1]

fuuuck you faggot i only fuck sexy bitches with massives tits and we have sex and i get blown everynight whilst you sit @ hom and watche hentai all night you fucking VIRGIN FAG

[Starspawn17]

When you criticise something you should make sure your insult is at least spelled right, or you will come across as very foolish

[eraserhead321]

@Starspawn17 spelt actually :P

[ReferencePoints]

Is "Sex for Houses" on here? We need that on YouTube.

[CelticReject]

is it just me or does anyone else find this woman oddly attractive in a slightly quirky, semi-psychotic sort of way!

[paunchi]

actually, i do too

[TheAnxiousMan]

I fucking love Mark Heap.

[frenchkids]

He doesn't need to say a word, does he? It's all in the facial expression.

[dyerwantsumgas]

Jam is possibly the most bizarre, dark and generally shocking programme ive ever seen, i love it!!!

[053bss]

"Yes, I know what a parking meter's are."

[TehBuhmDiggeee]

You've misplaced an apostrophe while poking fun at a grammatical error, just so you know.

[plevyman]

Not misplaced. Inserted one where it shouldn't have been. Just so you know :P

[PersonNo1]

Not inserted, t- nevermind you're right |:

[emuholic]

too true, i've had many of these thick bastards think they've beat me in an argument because they're too thick to know they've lost

[stupidjunk978]

I know several people like this

[JubBacon]

"Yes, I know what a parking meters are."

[tensago]

Kevin Eldon is the Best!!!!

[looseneck]

no 0.24

[radiodarkhorse]

It so obvious that surely Chris Morris must have wanted it in? They stand out like a saw thumb really

[tensago]

well the sketch starts with the man talkin in an interview so its done as a documenary style format following think people. one of the best ones also.

[dodoegg1]

I always thought the phrase was sore thumb? cos sore thumbs cant be bent, hence them sticking out. What is a saw thumb? A sawed off thumb?

[pa20002000]

If someone sawed off your thumb you would notice it ;>

[dodoegg1]

but would it stick out?

[pa20002000]

depends where you stuck it.....;>

[dodoegg1]

up your ricker

[pa20002000]

Then - no - not if it was stuck up there. ;)

[th3d3wd3r]

Really, I thought she was a representative of christian fundamentalists.

[radiodarkhorse]

Very good but the radio version is better and a bit funnier. Still great though

[5Pectral]

yeah americans certainly do atleast the english make a sort of mistake. for example im from me: hi im from essex them: in the uk? me: no from maryland them: you live in a cookie? me: are you fucking mental?

[hg46]

everyone who acts in the jam sketches are brilliant at their part

[piskey]

Let me guess, you're a little britain fan aren't you ;)

[joelang1699]

stupid cunt

[MENTALIST45]

"Yes I know what a parking meters are!"

[djwedgewood]

"Rowena's particularly thick, she's one of our top earners."

There's hope for me yet.....

[AidanMclaren]

Americans, perhaps?

[jambii]

It's scary cause I get customers like this!

[lozzylor]

when i first watched this episode i couldnt stop laughing at this clip

jam is awesome one of the funniest programmes ever made