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  • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo funny me and mrfleming2011 laughed

  • i am offensive and i find this jesus

  • there is no je su s jesli jesla jesoua jesuij

  • how can a fake character get hit by a bus?

  • @xAssyrianxFreakx  dude u need to chill take and fuckin joke u fuck dumb ass

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha­hahhaahhaahahahhaahhahahahahah­ahah hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha­ahhahahahaahhaahahahahahahhaah­ahah

    

  • HE DID THIS FOR OUR SINS! lol

  • This is the most stupid video ever

  • press five to shake dat booty

  • lesson of the lord: neva walk into a street singing that u'll survive

  • oh dear,all u mockers of Christ will have a nit of explaing to do. feel free to call me religious nut etc..i really do not care. If i were u i would look into wether Jesus Christ is a real person or not,and not by just saying cause "ithink so o" or somebody ele sid so. their is a price to be paid depending on your answer. be careful guys.i used to mock until i found out He is who He said He was. But hey ho,each to their own!But dont say I nobody told you when you face im 1 day as i just did 4 1

  • @ronyeats Shut the fuck up you spastic lying prick?

  • @ronyeats jesus is not real he is just someone that gives paople false hope so u can have someone to talk to when you feel like killing yourself.

  • see us christians can take a joke, imagine if that was mohamed, man they be after your ass.

  • this was very funny,man you have balls roaming the streets like that

  • the driver was aiethiest...

  • hahahahahahaha

  • 0:30 i lalalaloooove that womans face!! :DD<3

  • holy shit i think i just pissed myself xDD omfg :DD i think i found true love

  • JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

    NO LITERALLY JESUS CHRIST

  • LO FRICKEN L THAT WAS FUNNY ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CHOKE!!!!!!!

  • wooo! Lucifer's got wheels!

  • the guy in the shreck costume is like great ill get second in the costume party again.

  • did he really geett hitt???

  • OMG really bad quality

  • OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG (got shocked by the CRASH!!!)

  • I guess it's true, god does hate fags.. even if they are his own. 

  • ok i know im not supposed to laugh and like this vid but its just too funny nd its just a joke dont be hatin'

  • thats rude jesues gets hit by bus so rude you no there are christian pepole here

  • this is kinda making fun of peoples religon, but even i have to admit, this was sooo funny. rude, but awsome!!!

  • hd or wat?

  • arreter ses video sa insulte les cretien

  • It's funny & insulting =P

  • distrubnia

  • thats both funny and weird at the same time :|

  • "Omg you are such a sinner for posting this! You are using wrongful use of Jebus!" Seriously who cares, none of us do. Your false religion does not phase us. You are in a dark dark world called "Religion" and even though science day by day proves just how false the bible is...you still follow it like it was real. ITS A BOOK GET A GRIP. In other words. This video is great!

  • This really shouldn't even be posted. All of you who think this is some kind of "joke" should get hit by a bus yourselves.

  • great now i gotta go talk about this in confession -.-

  • gay figure of religion lmao good video

  • lmao i cant stop laughing hahahahahahaha

  • lol

    

  • People need to take it less seriously... it's just a joke. You should get your mind out of religion patterns sometimes...

  • Sick

  • haha jesus said 2 hourse later (I,ill be back to terminate that buss)

  • okay lukenchris do u belive in jesus i do if u do why r u making fun of him thats just wrong....

  • you guys fighting is so funny!:)

  • i got a deal

    u guys shut the fuck up and watch the funny video

    dont take it seriously u tards

    especially jassouki

  • :/

    All the hateful comments on here are sickly :(

  • Jesus would smile at this

  • Get a life

  • he cam back twice who says he wont be back again!

  • uhh.. he didn't survived .. hahaha

  • q merda isso poka montage

  • im frieghten..... :((

    

  • to hell with jesus Christ

  • @toll123322 Actually, He's already been there, kicked an "ungodly" amount of demonic ass, then came back with the keys of Hades and Death to unlock eternal life. That's one of the reasons I follow the guy- I don't know of anyone else offhand that when people say, " to hell with that dude" I can say that he's already been there, and got "the hell out" with little to no lasting impression or effect on him. Rare indeed.

  • @skatetolive34 wtf r u sayin u r just freakin annoying and all the other poeple who have long comments we aren't gonna read them!!!!!!!!!!

  • @samcup123 yeah! right on! don't read 'em, ...the bastards!

  • @skatetolive34 thx ;)

  • yeah you sure survive. in you dreams!

  • ha ha

    

  • fucking racist...omg fuck u

  • I know I'm going to get tons of hate for this. But seriously 90% of you have to lighten up, its a joke. If you dont like it get off the page? its as simple as that, and I'm sorry if you disagree with it but like, honestly people take this shit too seriously, and I know its you're religion but its to make people laugh, and unlike you religiously absorbed brainwashed people that can't take a simple joke, well.. thats you're problem? keep it to yourself.

  • @LowBasslin3 I agree. Im glad tht there are some open minded ppl out there. this is why I became agnostic and follow buddhist philosophy. too many ppl take they're religion too literally. -__- they should be more concerned on developing themselves as a person and developing their mind and emotion. rather than concerning themselves with questions tht they will never be able to answer until they die! ppl gotta stop worrying and just live! live in this moment!! :p

  • @tantherocker11 exactly, humanity is made to enjoy themselves while taking on responsibilities and making a living. and yes its called a LIVING, meaning LIVING one the PLANET along with EVERYTHING ELSE. People have something called humour, and it does show, people have to just.. loosen up! of course people will disagree with some religion! and people make fun of it! people make fun of things all the time, its called life, and if your too full of it to understand it... well thats not our problem.

  • @LowBasslin3 exactly. religion on paper is a sort of good idea. the thought of using an iconic image regardless of its existence to promote positive, good ideas and such id not a bad idea. the fact tht it turns to religion rather than staying as an idea is wat ruins. as an idea you can change and adapt it just like humans are MEANT to be. adaptive. but as a religion ppl feel the need to keep the tradition and end up conflicitng over the correct way. thts why I enjoy not really having a religion

  • @LowBasslin3 part 2: just ideas, and things I care for. like I have grown and matured enough to see tht most religions dnt even make sense within them selves. it's like taking a fiction book and worshiping it. and ppl take things too literally when it should be thought of figuratively. and the shame is now religion is used to control the weak and desperate. its become more like a weapon to attack those who disagree with it rather than a symbol of peace and unity. which is truly a shame

  • @LowBasslin3 dude i could'nt say it any better;)

    its very true i can only confirm it

  • @LowBasslin3. I'm with you man.

  • @sandor139 thanks man.

  • you guys have mental issues

    why would people write ha ha jesus

    this is bullshit

  • you shouldnt post things about jesus like this, do you have any respect? half of you are stupid little kids that sit around just looking for videos to agree or disagree with, but do NOT joke about jesus.

  • Sad :( .. If you knew Him, you would understand this is horrible, a mockery (make (something) seem foolish).God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that will he reap Gal. 6:7

    Why did I include this Bible verse? Well, ignorance (lack of knowledge) is the main cause for "warranted" actions in ones life.

    Jesus may not be God in your depraved mind but in the minds of others He has "Set free" He IS. I would ask for God's forgivness. The Bible says in the last days things like this would come

  • Sad :( .. If you knew Him, you would understand this is horrible, a mockery (make (something) seem foolish).God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that will he reap Gal. 6:7

    Why did I include this Bible verse? Well, ignorance (lack of knowledge) is the main cause for "warranted" actions in ones life.

    Jesus may not be God in your depraved mind but in the minds of others He has "Set free" He IS. I would ask for God's forgivness. The Bible says in the last days things like this would come

  • lol jesus says:i will survive then he get over by an old man hahaha

  • dude i would still say sorry jesus at the end i found it funny by christens would like say shit to you that you wouldnt like like f u and shit like that so im just sayn

  • hope you guys get punished for this

  • lol Jesus booty bumps Shrek.

  • woow you're really funny you 're know ??( sarcasticly) this is serious crap..... and if you don't wanna believe me than...you will seriously regrete it..... You'll see in hell .....

  • LMFAO!

  • wtf lol i pissed my self with lafter lol poor jesus

  • LOL XD

  • LOL to the haters and god-believers out there...read the bible PROPERLY, and follow how ridiculous it is if you still want to believe..like not allowed to eat pig or prawn or how the world is 5,000 years old, or how dinosaurs/neanderthals didn't exist..and read up the history of other religions too, they're all the same

  • why did you do this just for fun huh .........

    have fun in hell man this is not good

    it's not good mocking god dude

  • fuck he should get run over fuck you jesus!!!!

  • Okay?...umm... that extremely stupid I didn't even finish the video cause I don't wanna see people like you satanic and stupid people making fun of our Father... read the bible... praise Him instead of making fun of Him... such losers... have fun in hell for eternity...fags

  • @jassouki simply for that messge you are more sinful then anyone here. nice one hypocrite :D

  • @jassouki So your prejudice just like your god, huh?

  • @jassouki I thought god was our father...

  • @jassouki lol u call this satanic??? im wondering what do u know even about your "father"... and i can say if this is ur satanic nightmare so keep baby praying cause there is much much worse than this in the world.

    you are just too serious!

  • that was extremely stupid.... have fun in hell for eternity...fags

  • @jassouki bloody hell its a fucking joke. dont fucking shit urself

    just look at the jesus action figure vid and go to chapel you fucking retard

  • lyrics lie sometimes

  • Jesus said in the last days (Matt. 24:12) --

    "Because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold."

  • ha ha ha hya ha i could watch it for the 100th time and still be laughing!!!his chest is so hariy!!!lol

  • no funny :@

  • lol jesus on crack lol

  • 75k views

  • Funny as Hell, laughed my left nut off.

  • Thats not funny.

  • u focking idiots who created this cant u remember what jesus did for us he gave his life up for us. im sure he dosnt want you to be doing that in his honor

  • :L who gives a fuck about him, gave his life for us ehhh nah m8 try was froced to die? and personally i dont give a fuck about what u think about jesus, his honor? he has non

  • @highonmalice ummm he wasn't forced to die on the cross..... he wanted to... he cares for us... he loves us! If he didn't die on the Cross... all of us will end up in hell... and if you continue insulting your Father... well than... I have nothing to say but than to also have fun in hell ( I mean have fun suffering for eternity) :]...

  • @jassouki ohh im shitting myself man when i go in hell ill smoke dope with satan then things will be fine, :L personaly the whole thing about worshiping god or this fuck head is pointless and useless, how about u donatee money to me and not the church we will get on fine, well not really cause it sounds like u a crucifix rammed up ur ass :/

  • @jassouki hell is fake

  • @jassouki lol christfag XD

  • @jassouki fuck jesus

  • @time7892: Give me where you live - I'll kill you.

  • @erpuzzetta01 OK canada toronto 10th street

  • @time7892: Cool, expecting me there. Flight leaves 10-6-10.

  • @erpuzzetta01 LOOOOOOOOL kid ur fucking stupid u aint goin any were

  • @jassouki jesus aint my father bitch ur a dumbfuck dnt tell me ima end up in hell bitch ima b a dead corpse in the ground fuck u hope u get swine flu..

  • @jassouki i dont get people who belive in god its just kinda weird to belive some guy in the sky created every thing if anything i think its sorta stuped no ofence

  • @jassouki hahahahahhaha religious fuck up XD

  • @jassouki tbh if you really really reallly wanna waist your time replying to all these people and spreading "the word" of "god" then fair one but you are being soooooooooooo pathetic over a funny fucking clip, you really need to take your head from yours or "gods" ass and chill out abit you pathetic whining little faggot

  • @jassouki How bout i shoot you and you see if heaven or hell exists.

  • FILHO DA PUTA K FEZ ISSO E DE KEM KOLOKO

  • Fucking funny!!!

  • ahhh...don't be worried about Jesus.

    he'll come back....again

  • 74,000 VIEWER YEAHHHHH

  • yeah this is wat ppl do on der free time!!!!!!!o_O

  • zajebiste LoL

  • LOL!! did he actually die???? or it's just a joke..????

  • if they did same thing with Mohammed there world litterally be a riot in every major city. but yeah that was funny as fuck

  • Haha!:D /\ I

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  • Very Funny ! Ha Ha

    Watch "Jesus is Fake, Here is the Proof"

    these are on Youtube

    and "the gospel on the shroud" series

  • haha. another death and the cycles continues. he should just give up already.

  • oh no, the romans have returned as busdrivers to finish the job D:

  • hahahahahahahahahaa

  • haha clever

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  • @TheHippyDippyCandys

    You are a bad speller because Jesus hates you. He sent a plague of locusts in to the part of your brain that deals with spelling.

    He probably hates you for masturbating when you should have been at church.

  • photoshoped but it was still well funni haha

  • @davesfarmdozer

    I think it was a real Shrek.

  • That's what you get for imitating Jesus Christ.

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  • lol!!!!!!!!

  • xD

    !!

  • lol

  • @o7michael shut the fuck up!!!! that shit was funny and you know it now take your wheeping bitch ss somewhere else ha

  • lol hope thats a joke :P

  • jesus is my cock sucker and chuck norris my dad

  • I think you mean damn. lol

  • oh shut up

  • Omg.. that's too funny.. xDDDD

  • fucking god :D

  • stfu

  • poxa meu tuh nao fais isso vc vai paga!

  • i no what happens when you die. it says in your brain game over you have faild life

  • [ insert coin ] for retry lol

  • HILARIOUS! ^^

  • lolololol got fucking pwnd omg that was soooo funny

  • rofl gf jesus u fail

  • Fide rapariga naum brique com Jesus

  • soooo stupid, most stupidest video.

  • lol jesus got hit by a bus !!!!!!! XD

  • you are one fuckn brave asshole

  • ahahhahaha lol

  • ha ha ha fucking great

  • Pr0 hahaha 999/10 :D

  • lol!!! :D

  • REST IN PICE

  • did he really die hahahah ^_^

  • lololololol

  • HAHA OMG

  • LOOOL!!! GTFO JESUS!!

  • you know what pbohm25, i will go to hell. not lyk i wasn't headin there anyways.llol jk.

    love et thought et was funny, i love how gey he looks.lmao

  • = O that was shocking at first but funny the second time i watched it.

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