Jay - Z -- 99 Problems

[MrJuzsztin]

battlefield 3 :3

[xXxMODZ831xXx]

i got 99 coookies cuz a bitch ate 1.

[BaconCabbageSpuds]

dog shit

[ZaShizz]

bluudy shit!



[Essa823]

this is shit, remixing an amazing Cudi song, Making it horrible :(

[TheRagingAnonymous]

this is the best. its even better than the original.

[colossusrising]

you put OJ on?....that bitch gave him a lot more problems even after death..I bet now his sorry ass wishes a bitch was one of his problems

[Nitarski]

What's the name of this particular remix?

[superawesomeperson15]

there is a certain aspect of this remix that frightens me

[smexTTS]

Fuck this version is annoying the voices is stupid and pointless not to mention repetitive.

[KelvinsVids]

1 got a prob, you did not put the right song.

[mdx9812]

ummm it says remix dumbass learn to read

[berkaniinakreb]

I got 99 problems and they all bitches

[6600512]

LOL

[DubyaDubyaE]

wish i was jigga man, care free livin

[SeerTrulth]

You wonder why the white man hates us? We always wiggling around making noises and talking shit. We are ignorant. We can't sing so we yell and "rap". As long as we are second-rate with cocky-ass pursuit of money and fame, we ARE DOWN, not being held down, ARE DOWN

[Kryptkypr]

yo what are u talking about man. Dayummm people put too much emphasis on race

[xbx360lver]

I got 1 problem and thats a bitch

[15935723456]

LOL stole from Ice-T

[analog67]

"sampled" from Ice-T idiot !

[chrismanify]

love this song! this is my poo!

[azndrifter183]

I got 99 problems but my kicks aint one

[heyman6661992]

serious tune!!

true lyrics!

[CalculatedMove]

Just my personal favorite not in an order Common Jay Z Tupac Biggie smalls CYNE Immortal technique Tech N9ne ill Bill Jedi Mind tricks Mc Hush Talib Kweli...... just to name a few

[heyman6661992]

yupyup some nice choices,2pacs the best!!

[Mineelevation]

No... comment! But...

Come check out my video/poem DECEITFUL DESIRES... only a few will understand it... come see if you do!

[crypghost]

A bitch aint worth a problem. spit it jay

[KanyeWestism]

i know man lil wayne is fukin justin timberlake wannabe little pussy .. pac best rapper ever

[KanyeWestism]

phat seriously go and hang yourself :| lil way im gonna assume your a middle class ginger white boy who need help jay z is one of the most successfl artists of all time plus all rappers look up to him , fifty,nas,eminem,game etc so back to listening to your george micheals ay ffs

[bradaboots]

I bought a commemorative george michael album with my last bonus from glaxosmithkline. father figure is a great track, u should listen up. not sure if ihop pays a pancake dividend but if they do, the album is in the ginger rich section of ur local store. pac is dead but im sure he'd be thrilled to know ur still sucking his decomposing twiggy on youtube,, go listen to golddigger again with ur glitter glove..

[phatfffatlover4LIFE]

1.tupac 2.bigge smalls  3.lil wayne 4.guci mane 5.young jezzy. jayz none of they above.

[SDot10]

wow youre an idiot

[DrHibbz]

lil wayne? are you fucking gay, he dosn't compare to BIGGIE or tupac

[darthace]

I agree.TUPAC or biggie can rap around that little bitch.

[Hollow8291]

wtf is up with that order and dem names lil wayne guci mane and young jeezy nigga you stupid where is mos def,talib kweli,lupe fiasco,common,kanye west huh?

[Mxboy444]

Kanye west?????? He aint a G!

[Hollow8291]

you gotta be kiddin me nigga kanye west old songs were the bom you cant ay anything bout that

[Pinworm4545]

Yes I can. All of his songs are fucking horrible. And he's a gay fish.

[MrBigCock80cm]

one of the best raper

[bravo3do]

good mix gotta say better than original

[cowsofdoom1]

I like this better then the original .

[LiLGayb]

dang i kinda thnk this is a bad song.what was b thinking

[cowsofdoom1]

Who did this remix?

[metallica624]

this and the sky is thelimit-lil wayne are the only rap songs i like

[Dilldozer000]

lil wayne sucks

[bcfredbc]

hey BITCH SHUT UP LIL WAYNE BEST RAPPER A LIFe .... You Suck Bitchesse

[Flodabozz]

this is classic

[brandi61647]

i dont got a bitch problem. i got a nigga problem

[botboy1]

good song

[ruthgertje234]

this remix sucks like hell!

my grandma can mix better

damm please don't screw up any other nice songs

[Ta1kingPi3]

True :(

[david032792]

"All Of Jay-Z's Problems Are Chuck Norris"

[aboodz]

hahahahahaha

fukin love Chuck Norris jokes XD

[MacorettaBoozer]

@david032792  touché my friend, well done

[fleaANDtickCOLLAR]

I got 99 problems but a nigger isn't one, If you got nigger problems. I feel bad for you whitey.

[MsBubbles98]

if you haven girl problems i feel bad for u son i got 99 problems but a b**** aint 1!!!

[asbte]

this song is true life.

[Itspersonal007]

fuck up

[Unacknowlaged]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL THE GODDAMN ORIGINAL SONGS MAN?!?! fuck the remix. fuck all this shit about him and linkin park. i just want to listen to the fucking original song, is that asking too fucking much?!?!

[devmanboarder990]

seriously

[SlimShattie]

i FUCKING HATE DAT DAMM THE ORGINAL WAS THE BEST now it is taking over it's sad

[fleaANDtickCOLLAR]

In this day and age yeah.....it is. Sorry to be the one to tell you

[brownsugar976]

lol I feel ya

[phyghter]

@Unacknowlaged nobody saids its a fucken problem and nobody said u had to sit here and comment on this video instead of watching the fucken original so fuck is that asking too fucking much??!!

[glazethomason]

@Unacknowlaged go to a different video then you dumb ass

[frisbee87]

sick son son.. bitch at one..

[elvis316]

I do love this song.

[addielynnrocks15]

this is the SwEeTeSt SoNg on the FaCe of the EaRtH!!!!!!!!!

[kstodd1]

tell me about it j

[spongebobsucks1]

son i got 99 problems and a bitch is one

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[zistaacapi]

jay z rulez

[Edric7]

this is oj simpson's theme song

[Khayman8888]

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

[Cheeseheadedbeanboy]

wrong... MEN killed it

[Khayman8888]

Women made it easy for douchebags who didn't give a shit about them to still get pussy.

Men are simple, and we learn kinda like dogs. You find that the nicer you are to a girl, the less she's into you, and the more you kinda keep her as a side thing, the more into you she is. I know guys who bag girls one day and openly call them sluts the next and then bag them again.

So really, if women had more self respect, men would still be TRYING to earn their attention through chivalry.

[threethirteen666]

Really?playa pleez

[WhichSkills]

@Khayman8888 BUddy, your a genius. i was just thinking this. and you took the words out of my mouth. maaad props for what you just said.

[jdale1259]

I completely agree with COMING4U about the inappropriateness of Gwyneth Paltrow letting her 3-year-old son watch/listen to his "Uncle J's" video over and over. The casual substitution of 'bitch' for woman should not be mistaken for artistic license. Anyone who thinks it doesn't send a real message to males of all ages and races has their head up their ass. What's really sad is that most WOMEN see themselves the same way as the artists who call them ho's and bitches.

[COMING4U]

And GWENETH PALTROW let's her son listen to this?!!!

[Romithica]

without the curses. little kids not only dont listen to words they also have no idea what they mean. I used to listen to "it wasn't me" by shaggy and i loved it but i didnt know what the heck they were talking about now im like oh my god!!

[Javy1290]

if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one

[npazee]

that is soooo out of rythm - it sucks compared to the original

[SuperDonzy]

Where can i listen to da original??

[Cheeseheadedbeanboy]

yeah.... lol i memorized the origional... i can just tell the shittyness of this one lol

[cellphone1214]

anyone looking for a different remix Check mine search 50 problems wax or go to my profile, its called 50 Problems and all my other mixes r on the page Thanksssss long live Jiggaaa

[metallica624]

only rap song i like. Besides the beastie Boys

[abcqweful]

i got99 problems n food is one

[phat4life99]

wtf is this... THIS INSTRUMENTAL IS ASS

[Shockzone]

Look in Google Groups for Forms for Internet Accounting

[skfff]

Who knows the real song of this beat?

[ray2nyt]

2pac>JZ

[tocd]

Sick Still

[engameg]

shite

[Sikv11]

bite me

[leafedaduffa]

jota zeta > tupac

[ai2128]

Is this a Ratatat remix ?

[99PROBLEMS99]

99PROBLEMS99.......but a bitch aint 1 =}

[ThexxFramexx]

I got 99 problems and your face is one

[stormdancer10]

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!

[scchharoundthecorner]

YOU'RE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[PnoyE]

99 problems but the bitch aint one

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

[joshvelco]

i got 99 problems and this song is one!!!

[crackersmacka]

this song rules

[hiph0pismylife]

i got 99 problems, and right now a bitch is 1

[Infamouslyminded]

terrible mix

[SABRESownU]

i got 99 problems, and right now a bitch is 1

[crazyfeeat]

lmao my bitch is 99

[DJMrei]

pussy

[petersor345]

i hate the tune

[xxOJSIMPSON32xx]

I've got 99 problems but my wife ain't one

[chasepijr]

Ha lol

[SABRESownU]

ahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahah­a

[spartan900000]

lol says oj simpson haha no shit ur wife aint ur problem u fucking butcher

[vampup4twilight]

jay-z got 99 problems and stupid youtube comments are one.. seriously, randomly in the middle of a comment section, people start talking a politics and crap.. its kinda annoying..

[crazyfeeat]

nice

[bails1956]

i ll put a barrat 50 cal bullet in ya m8

[joshvelco]

you play COD/other unrealistic computer games too much cos a barrett 50cl is a general term for a gun which fires 50cl slugs and happens to be made by barrett not a specific gun model so you could be referring to one of many guns all of which are use because they are relatively lightweight rifles but not sniper rifles

guns don't fire bullets, the bullet is the bit that's left in the chamber once the slug has been fired

the AW50-F is a better gun for the sort of thing you were talking about

[arn123321]

WORD

[triumphantpackage]

loving the picture at 2:40

[sadcommunity]

the rawest rap song ever

jay z  the goat

[0lemartin]

Ice-T's song... but this is still cool ^^

[luiscarcam245]

excuse me trueromance ???????? thats the most gayes nickname i´ve hear in my life and yeah we will continue stealing fucking lands and businesses until every fucking white person gets poor motherfucker so don´t even go to the point fucking nazi son of bitches if you were in israel you wiil be fucking dead with a ak-47 bullet in your head judas wiil chose his only sons to bring us to his paradise

[ToombaHeart]

i believe Trueromance10's screen name is a reference to the violent and over sexed film True Romance. Thus not really a gay name...

[joshvelco]

nice one, I hate racists!

[Alfrunk]

Hope he enjoys his special place in hell

[laxgoalie5115]

wow that was so....i dont even know

[luiscarcam245]

mira lambon you are really a nerve breaking damage person i just talking about how stupid some persons messing with hip hop talking about rock what the fuck is that really , i´am a racist in some points against white people because in my family we all are jewish and arabic descendence of course some members in my family hate white people with no offense me entendes papi

[trueromance10]

eww jews! go steal some more land before you all go rot in hell

[xDistanc3x]

I really like Jay-Z...this mock up is terrible...and to the people that like to post anti rap stuff on rap videos or racist ""F WHITE PEOPLE"" stuff in response...well to breed hate is to breath life into it...you cannot say that someone is racist and its disgusting in one breath and then in the next spew forth racism...

[luiscarcam245]

white people doesn´t know about rael hip hop motherfuckers stay with your motherfucker rock and be awawy of the hood entendieron hijos de puta esto no es lo suyo no jodan tirandosela de barrio cabrones no saben de barrio quedesen en sus suburbios finos maricones

[xDistanc3x]

Wow I love how people automatcally think that a white person is racist if they say that only minorities ""blank"" but then its OK and not racist for you to say it...also white people have a stake in rap too...you think that the first rap labels were run by blacks or...insert PC term for people who speak spanish...but are not spanish...

[mcaptain2]

I had to immediatly stop listening.

[skateskiplay]

fail.. this sounds fucked up now

[datcheeseyguy]

you really fucked up a good song. well done!

[wocdrummer]

You say Akon-I say ACDC

You say Britney Spears-I say Ozzy Osbourne

You say little wayne- i say motley crue

You sayJonas Brothers-I say Seven Dust

You say Miley Cyrus-I say Shaun Morgan

You say rap-I say rock

You say pop-I say metal

You say hip hop- I say just about any rocker that sings better drunk or hi.

92% of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8% who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste to 4 videos that are metal or rock music

[nonikita]

Wow your so cool.

[anthcybo]

Don't post that shit on a rap video, honestly dude.

[wocdrummer]

why?

i'm spreading the word to the people who still listen to MUSIC

and not a dude talking fast to a machine

[whp732]

i sorry mate if you don't like the song why go on it hell i like rock to i listen to god dam bmth and i still like this so please if you don't like the song just don't listen to it

[wocdrummer]

bmth is scenecore for the emo kids

i'm talkin real metal

August Burns Red, As I Lay Dying, etc

[caramelcrunch111]

I like loads of genres of music its not like Im gonna make a stupid comment like that, surely you know that your just pissing people off so stop being so one sided.

[Liquidshift]

just to let you know... those bands are in no way "real metal" they are metalcore... and i hate metal... my fave band it the strokes.

[wocdrummer]

fine than, listen to War Of Ages, Becoming The Archetype, Killswitch Engage, Austrian Death Machine, Demon Hunter, MyChildren MyBride

[anthcybo]

Dude, nobody here listens to rock, get the fuck over it and post that on an ACDC video. Stop trying to convert people.

[wocdrummer]

hahahaha

[nitcheypoo1]

i listen 2 rock i also listen to rap,emo, hip hoploadz of diffrent types wts with tryna convert ppl chill out and enjoy the song

[katiesimeoni]

wtf way to ruin the song dumbass

[jeffduchon121]

why remix a perfectly good song??

[officialEKchannel]

view my channel for a rap i made

[Bossy601]

I love this song!!!!!!!!

[motherthirteen]

ugh

[jbacon04]

This sux!

[RJSNew]

bitch go dickride your mum

[enpan2]

another fukin remix

[Hatorious]

badass remix 5/5 (added to favourites)

[claudiablissed]

where can I find the original video? why was it removed???????

[arsonist555]

I love the JayZ and linkin park version. It makes me smile

[zarrocmasaskullkey12]

I like the LP version better than this.

[MrZCARTER407]

0 H3ll Y3A tHiS Mii SHit

[Youradumbassbarnes]

I have 100 problems and a bitch is 1 of them

[ametzgus]

This shit is bull shit!!! Sounds like shit!! Where the fuck is the original?!

[DestinyRPower]

this song is as awesome as da original!..by the way where is it?

[Luda1990]

you should've added Wu tang vocals instead of Jay. this is ok though

[assdfassa]

this video kicks ass

[Headhh]

fuk that shit!!! orginal is the best!

[ownag3321]

noooooooooooooooo

[bulgletta]

man ... this is bad ... where is the original

[neSium1337]

yea what a pitty.. cant find original too... where is it :(

[XirishBitchX]

i cant find the original can sum1 find it for me please ! ! ! ! ! !

[foreveremo]

yeah i know i cant find it either :( no one probably uploaded it

[THYCHANIE]

ooooooooookay.....and the original is where?

[LaterAligator456]

wut do u meen the drout 3?

[LaterAligator456]

that ''WaX'' remix sucks balls man its GAY u suck this is the best dam remix in the world!

[cellphone1214]

hey check out my jigga and dre remix Search:

50 Problems- WaX Remix (Jay Z, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent)

Ice T 99 problems. Look it up on here. It is the original, not this wack shit. This is as bad as Eminem rapping over tupacs hit em up.