Harry Enfield - The Scousers Get Burgled

[kingharris22]

Why exactly did a thief turn on the light?

[cryptotooth]

whats the guy who came up half a second called?

[mist8k]

my new jacket lasted around 5 minuets before it got nabbed in liverpool lol

[killgill0]

@mist8k Must of been a slow day...

[athull08]

The Scousers were partly isnpired by Brookside, and partly by an experience Harry Enfield had with a liverpool fan at Wembley.

[mrgaffa18]

a a calm down calm down ;)

[azzadee321]

was this filmed last week

[apolakovs]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "ya teivin bastard!" ha ha ha

[USMartyrMachine119]

I....laughed...so...hard.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Ay Ay Ay Ay! Are you tellin' me I've just been arrested fer murderin' some one?

[branie99]

Calm down! Calm down!

[Mikeb1001]

Eh tha's my friggin Nintendo!

It's years since one of them or a VCR got robbed!

[adamnj1991]

THAT'S MY FRIGGIN' NINTENDO!! haha still stupidly funny

[MCFCRuss]

old skool N.E.S

[thinkulye]

lol i dont know what its about 0:52

[gypsyroses198]

it's good to see someone stealing a VCR again isnt it :D

[HamishMckirdy1996]

Ha.

[roadend78]

we are not english we are scouse.

[GiveMeBass93]

Nintendo and a VHS XD

[KINGJUFFYJAR]

lol, brilliant stuff

[horridshrimp2k37]

lol he nicked his nes

[TheCaulfield1]

THIS JUST MADE ME LOL!!!

SCOUSER AND PROUD TO BE ONE!!!

[jmtna123]

ahaa wat a laugh

[lfc4evamullav]

were not english were scouse!

[Tiwaz81]

@lfc4evamullav

Thats in England. So your English.

[RabidRaccoonUK]

Yer Theivin' BASTAAD! lol!!!

[hotpot1984]

scouces always get riped...lol

[Anglosexon]

Great video! And by the way London or Liverpool..... Were all english brothers so just caaalm down eh!

[scouserap]

scousers 4 life i fkin luv bein a scouser waheyyy

[ICantFindAUsername04]

I'm from London, and I love scousers! I want to be one lol, they look like a laugh

[Landofwoads]

@ICantFindAUsername04 yeah but none of us act like this but we cant be funny witty people

[tonymontana1974]

@Landofwoads Yeh when your not robbing people or taking smack you are funny people.

[Landofwoads]

@tonymontana1974 so what you think were all like that cunt

[tonymontana1974]

@Landofwoads yes

[rberry978]

i think most of us searched 'harry enfield' not 'scousers'

[funkmystar]

Aa calm down

[scousekenny1984]

an yaz hate scousers dat much ur all on you tube searchin for uz ,,,yaz r on every scouse related video on ere lolz...if ya hate uz den y search uz looooooooooooolllzzzzzzz

[PS3TotalOGx]

Or maybe he searched for harry enfield? you fucking moron xD

[M4CK3R93]

Alright alright calm down calm down

fuck you anyway

[scousekenny1984]

weev got evry'in an da orrible wools cant stand it...dress sense..5 european cups..eighteen leagues..da best band ever..da best grafts....wit..an wer ten years ahead...u boys r just wearin lacoste trakyz now haaaaaaaaa.....an to top it off we take ye birds wen ever we feel like haaaaaaaaaaaaa

[NeverTakeMeAlive1]

I LOVE BEING A SCOUSER (:

[sirius711]

Why are their thumbs down on that?!?!

Some people are just ridiculous!

Never mind, fella - me too!

[NeverTakeMeAlive1]

because people seem to think scousers are scum. but i love being one [:

[mapexblack]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1 ... Yeah well can i have my wheel's back... ha ha ha

[tyt286]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1 i wouldnt be proud of being a scummy scouser :)

[Bec6488]

@tyt286 whats wrong with scousers then?

[555sourcherry]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1

your lucky, i wish i lived in liverpool, they have such nice accents. london accents are boring and the americans keep making fun of us. its as if they have never heard of any accents in england besides the queens

[grahamgreving]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1

you should be ashamed to be from Liverpool you filthy animal.

[NeverTakeMeAlive1]

@grahamgreving not being funny lad, but don't judge people! 

[TheZombieKiller1983]

@grahamgreving and what fantastic city are you from then?

[CannyFarmKopite]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1 me too lad, we're the salt of the earth..Scouse, and proud!!!

[littleREDslinky]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1 me 2....us scouser has one of the bestest sence of humour

[cogrock]

@littleREDslinky And the worst grip on grammar it seems :)

Jokes aside, you can't knock a scouser when you are in need of a laugh... though it gets boring sometimes since they can never tell when they are on the receiving end of it all. *whistles* 

[ilferrari]

@NeverTakeMeAlive1 why

[headnoseiscat]

typical scouse robbin twats

[joeainscough]

nah you bad tank

[dannybluenose95]

bet your a little wool tho arnt ya ;)

[Freddyfresh80]

How do you make a scouser run faster? Put a vcr under his arm!!

[transo10]

oi thats my cd player ya THIEVIN' BASTARD 1 of the best scouser moments ever

[Freddyfresh80]

I have to agree with some of the people on here, scousers really are the worst bastards on the planet, there all scum that need to get a job.

[Geffles]

Get some new scouse jokes you fuckin idiot

[joeainscough]

get a grip mate

[dannybluenose95]

you need 2 get a life you sad bastard sittin on youtube all day commenting like that hahaha

[bobbystokesisfat]

haha its people like you who give scousers a bad name

[BORNremedy]

i love the liverpool accent , jaysus if my girlfriend was from liverpool id marry her!

[Chunk5870]

Swerve it u ye dick ed ill punch ur head in

[DutroncEngland]

"race" ??? ...you are embarrasing !!!..you call people from Liverpool uncultured, ha ! Risible !

[DutroncEngland]

Your tongue must be 1/2 an inch wide ! Nothing funny about your first remark...you need to get to the Pool for some real humour eg. "Joleon Lescott asked Moyes if there were going to be any new faces at Goodison next season and when Moyes said yes, he said " Can I have one !"

...and I am not your friend ; that is an honour you will never attain, I'm afraid.

[DutroncEngland]

Have you got any ?

[rtothepandj]

calm down calm down

[PafSofy]

Hey, are you startin', are you startin' ?

[rtothepandj]

and wha if i am ey ey

[TomthatiscalledTom]

All three worked out their escape route once they'd lifted those videos. They were going to take a:

FEHHREEEEE ACROSS DEH MERZEEEEE

[broady888]

SORT ALL YA DS OUT U FUCKIN JOKES

[ste257]

whats the diiference bettwen a scouser and bat man?

batman can go out wif robbin loool

[VerboseThread]

I'm pretty sure the punchline is "batman can go into town without 'Robin'" you silly sod.

[jamesgibbs123]

hahahahaha

[ShaolinRespektah]

the original joke is the defendant but still

[theblob34]

lol

[MOHSIN2]

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PRICELESS

[CMIRA]

Saw steven gerrards things in there

[manuchamps]

YSB

[coldfusion1970]

Thats hilarious.

And so topical after another Liverpool player had his house burgled.

[AmelieLou009]

I agree that we scousers embrace our accent and all the stereotypes that come with it... cos Liverpool's a great place and we're all proud as f***.

[pundapat]

'Dey do dough dont 'dey do

[headcrabz12]

True Dat.

[gringolazlo]

oh yeh ya did do dat do didnt ya do?

[MuggerCC]

Be quiet you know nothing you tart.

[scousenazi]

u ugly fuckin slapper dyke bich my mums little cousin died @ h/boro 89' u no fuck all u ugly cunt go and do ur ironin and look after yer 30 kids on r estate u CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tim270375]

How come some bored/shallow person has to incite provercation? Reason? Very lonely, no friends and childhood scars.. Grow up..

[hugh51271]

prove it.

I'll give you a head start. You can't.

[loyallands]

retard

[FernOfQuirm]

you startin? eh? eh?

[jaypowerlfc]

shut the fuck up u horrible little slag. get back to the kitchen an stop reckonin u know about things u fuckin inconsiderate cunt. . . .Justice for the 96. . . .

[chewy200890]

de doo doe doent de doe

[BilstonOi]

I like Scousers some of the nicest people you will meet, but it is a funny thing I think alot of scousers embrace it nowadays especially at the football when teams sing things like bring back our stereo, tv and video...fair play to them

Video is hilarious though!

[ellieg96]

Enfield=Fucking Legend.

[downzymcfc4]

the calm down thing gets me every time XD

[mayweather32]

at 0:54 who is that character

[omgthissucks148]

I don't mind people taking the piss out of our accent because it is funny =p

[paulm2322]

funny as fuck,and im from old swan!!!

[alexeisvensayle]

that there Alexei Sayle left Liverpule in late 1970's for that there Lundun and cannot return to that there Liverpule.

Scousers have a very limited sense of Humeeer.

[kenoir1979]

hes from birkenhead good research there eh

[hugh51271]

complete utter bollox. His mum still lives there and his 3 part documentary in the summer was filmed in Liverpool.

[Defoe9]

So funny it's beyond belief, if only comedy was as good as this now days.

[GarageStation]

ahahah ey thats mty frigin nintendo

[HIPPYDEL]

True scousers, even tho there being slagged off, they still think there great!!!

[HIPPYDEL]

True scousers, even tho there being slagged off, they still think there great!!!

[politirel]

ha ha scousers are funny

[miniroll32]

Very, though you wanna try living near them...

[thejoad]

More shite from Enfield-Who did more theivin' from Dick Emery that the whole of Liverpool did from anyone. Av it Enfield you middle class tart

[PeowPeowPeowLasers]

haha, best scousers vid ever :D

[mw145]

it all brings in extra earnings!

[england2k7xxx]

lol

[england2k7xxx]

lol ... love harry enfield scousers me lyk

[shinksey1601]

lol am scouse but this is so funny. lol