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  • this is the worst how to video i've ever seen lol

  • Iron lee your not getting a girl anytime soon you misogynist asshole... If you treat women like that then your obviously not getting vagina so you became a repressed homosexual who is jealous of other men because your weak and have a small penis. Good day to you asswipe:)

  • @cazspazrazmataz Figures. Just another dumb lesbian feminist cunt.

  • LOL thats the same guy from the music video Say Anthing- Skiska (Girlfriend)

  • Be a man. Open your pants, grab her hair, and force her head onto your cock. Simple.

  • @xxxIronLeexxx So being a man=being a rapist?

  • @cazspazrazmataz Better than being a faggot like you.

  • @xxxIronLeexxx I'm a girl, you fucking idiot.

  • @hiflypie1234 lol skyrim

  • I used to be great at making the first move but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • It's that actor from Collegehumor!

  • Fat John Lennon?

  • With chloroform i only have 2 steps, 1: put chloroform on a napkin, 2: apply it to the target

  • 1:41 YOU LOOK LIKE MY MOM

  • They could not have used better people for this

  • simple and shameless - in the end, this video is on the mark.

  • Cut the bullshit and put on a porn movie to start with :P

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  • political knowledge.... lol

  • I decided to do this with a girl (who i am now dating, so i guess this works) and i picked a long movie. she told me "I may fall asleep, and if i do, nothing had better go in my ass." at that moment, i knew i was in love.

  • Is it me or this guy looks like Paul Mcartney?

  • This is great

  • Place her hand on your COCK, and she will does the rest. I Guarantee!!!

  • @2011TOMCAT she will be like WTF, and leave =]

  • Creepy guy. lol

  • hahahaha this was the funniest thing ive ever seen haha

  • 1:07 - 1:28  lol

  • Sit on her

  • just slap her in the chops with your monster cock. IT WORKS

  • Step 1: Ask her to move over

    Did you know, questions can be taken differently?

  • Why am I watching these videos??

  • screw that stress, just buy a hooker

    

  • this was more entertaining than educational

  • its the guy from collegehumor!!! :D

  • Well why do you think she's round ur house, just wait a couple of hours, obviously ur gonna have sex l8r.

  • Is it me or does she look like Velma from Scooby-Doo?

  • this guy can't score with himself, what a nerd

  • LMFAO THAT'S PATHETIC, just do the legendary yawn trick thing, works every time.

  • what do you do if she has a boyfriend ?????? seriously what do you do ???

  • The Holocaust was a mistake...LMFAO,

    No I thought it wuz wonderful...*sarcasm*

  • 10000th comment :D

  • ok that dude is a nerd

  • I just say fuck it whts the worst Thinq that can happen

  • guys should man up and make the first move! not girls!

  • That was probably one of the least informative things i have ever watched

  • I just need, a movie, a drink, and a roofie

  • This is damn funny

  • that guy was kinda creepin me out...

  • i thought this was the hobit at first

  • What if it's not on a couch? :O

  • Find a penetration point: her ass

  • Did I really just get here after watching another Howcast on how to NOT procrastinate? Yep... I think I did.

  • lol ive been with a girl to the movies everything went great we sunnugled frenched all that but then i like put my hand on her boobie by accident and she like ran out.......FML

  • @mrkibble671 you frenched but she wasn't comfortable with you accidentally touching her breast? she wouldn't have slept with you anyway, trust me, I'm a girl

  • Impress her with your political knowledge; "The Holocaust was a mistake" lol

  • Of the TWO girls they surveyed, lol

  • Very funny...the girl is quite beautiful too..pretty eyes, face and skin.

  • 1:12 Smooooooth

  • It should just be step 9

  • This was hilarious xD

  • :D - the only thing i can say

  • Ahaha this is so funny

  • Step 1: Make sure your target is a girl.

    LOL

  • haha, that guys is so awkward in the beginning!

  • The holocaust was a mistake, LOL!

  • its the first time we get to hear the artists who cast in howcast lol :D

  • Wow ... I had a guy do this exact thing... I left xD

  • I always do 1:06. Work everytime.

  • LMAO THIS DUDE

  • I love his awkwardness

  • . This is so fucking stupid .

  • Step 1 : GO!

    Step 2 : Be cool

    Step 3 : Don't be stupid.

  • you're not helping dude!

  • Isnt This video title sopose to be how to be a pevert

  • I'm a girl..y am i watching this?!

  • @AmberAndShelbyStar why are you on youtube? thats like walking into a male prison naked!

  • @izaiahisback hahaha true, we are mostly guys, which kinda sucks lool

  • @AmberAndShelbyStar so you know when your date watches howcast, it's a great conversational starter

  • @AmberAndShelbyStar cuz you're stupid :o

  • same here

  • @AmberAndShelbyStar because your lesbian..

  • y u have elf ears?

  • I love how the relationship advice videos are the most popular on howcast.

  • lmfao at the girls face at 2:04

  • This was stupid. I'd perfer a guy yawning and streching and putting his arm around me. "Spill something on her"? I'd dump that klutz and send him my dry cleaning bill!

  • step 10..date rape drug..

  • of the 2 girls we surveyed....

  • That is the funniest looking man I have ever seen.

  • i lol'd at 1:24

  • i bet 70% of the viewers arnt guys

  • awkward. and why are all the guys on howcast ugly.

  • socially awkward

  • thumbs up if this guy looks like sodahead13.

  • Movies of choosing should be.

    1. Insidious

    2. Paranormal Activity 3

  • Make sure your partner is a girl... oh fuck. -.-

  • if u spill something on her she'll think u wanna touch her boobs or vajj or ur just an ass or a horrible cluts

  • I didn't know i needed a movie

  • HAHAHA ROFL AT THE FIRST PART : " Make sure your target is a girl... because everyone makes mistakes! " XD ROFL!

  • how do you make sure the person your with is a girl, Do you like tell them to drop there pants and look for a penis?

  • @daakos17 look at them, with 95% of the population it becomes obvious from their face what gender they were born with

  • @notpointed doesn't mean they can't have a wang.

  • @daakos17 ask them, they like when we show interest :)

  • @daakos17 well it should be your date or you're gay

  • 1:18 XD I would literally be rolling on the floor dieing of laughter if I were to be in that situation.

  • Thumbs up if this guy reminds you of Neville Longbottom :3

  • @Saaraparas look up sodahead13, he looks more like sodahead13 than neville longbottom. tell me what u think.

  • @OceanSkate401 yeah, he LOOKS like him. But he reminds me of Neville (:

  • pour something on her realy ok...

  • I was watching a black hawk down trailer....

  • 0:27 "Make sure your target is a girl...Everyone 'makes mistakes'....."

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • step one, have a hotter mate then these two

  • why do all of the guys on these videos have to be ugly?

  • suxxxx!

  • where can i buy some courage?! :O

  • this guy is a dick !! XD LMFAOOOO

  • wtf

  • the holocaust was a mistake. BAHAHAA

  • when I saw his face, i thought to myself "this is a joke right?"

  • this video told me nothing

  • liking a guy when ur a guy isnt a mistake -:0

    this pissed me off

  • Really your that lame

  • isent the guy is this video from collage-humor?

  • 'The holocaust was a mistake'

    And THEN you show us his Jew nose!

  • you will need :

    Movie

    Drink

    Courage

    don't you need a girl too ?

  • he couldn't just say number 9 as number 1?

  • I'm so confused. This is Howcast, right?

    So shouldn't "A Girl To Kiss" be on the list of needed things?

  • thought he was gonna fart at 1:13

  • Was this a joke ?

  • @nerfcontrol ....

  • 1:20 :D

  • haha ive watched step 8 atleast 10 times and it's still funny

  • i love how this guy is all extra awkward and she acting like he aint even there except when he wanted a pic she wuz like dauf?!

  • step 8 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Step one: Don't be this guy .-.

  • So accidentally homophobic "make sure your target is a girl... because everybody makes mistakes" lool

  • That guy is SMOOTH.

  • that guy is captain smooth

  • Wear a condom ahead of time.... saved me countless times.

  • lol this jsut makes it 10 times more nerve racking

  • I swear this is the narrator from how I met your mother

  • @harrypuravida haha it does but i don't think it is...

  • I don't get it is this a joke?

  • Step 1: have no pillows in between you and the girl.

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • I love how the guy is so awkwards, it's hilarious! xD

  • If a guy I was friends with asked for a picture, I'd normally say sure. But not during a movie. I'd go "SHUSH! I wanna watch a movie!"

  • i couldnt stop laughing shes like wtf!!!!!!

  • 4.5 millions of us losers out there ahy?

  • hes igly as shit

  • Step One: Ignore all steps except step 9.

  • Man: The Holocaust was a mistake.

    Women: (in mind) oookayyyy

  • Better way;

    Step 1- Watch a scary film, a film that you won't get scared at but she will.

    Step 2-She'll want to be near you for protection at scary parts, so let her sit close to you.

    Step 3- Slowly stretch or put your arm on the back of the sofa.

    Step 4- move your arm so it's around her, now your snuggling.

    TIP- make sure your armpits aren't Sweaty.

  • @ILOVESUPERWAFFLES sorry but i don't take advice from someone who loves super waffles.

  • @StealthyCookie Terribly sorry, i'm currently logged into my daughters account, i'm actually a professional relationship councilor.

  • @ILOVESUPERWAFFLES Oh so you are a member of local government who has a relationship with your job? Because that seems somewhat an odd profession for you to be giving dating professional dating advice. Also, not capitalizing your "I"'s is degrading to yourself but I won't complain. Perhaps your daughter can help correct you with some of your English flaws. If not, you can just turn to a freshman university student, such as myself, and he/she could help you out.

  • @Icarus716 commenting on otheir people's grammer is degrading to youself but I won't complain.

  • @ILOVESUPERWAFFLES Oh,wow. That.. is... BRILLLIANT!

  • @ILOVESUPERWAFFLES lol you made me laugh so hard

  • LOL Smooth guy

  • you dont need a girl?

  • It took them 2:35 seconds and after 9 steps to tell me 800 singles were interviewed, and more women than men said WOMEN would do THE FIRST MOVE. Thanks You stale WHITE GUY VOICE! Made my hispanic ass' Day! ;-D

  • how to be creepy. lol

  • This guy is so awesome!!!

  • I'm 100% I've seen this guy before. Does he live in Montreal?

  • i gave that bitch some political knowledge.

    bitches love political knowledge.

  • @kierano111 you mad bro?

  • is this a fuckin joke

  • WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO ANTI-GAY!?!?!?!?! "Make sure its a girl?? Why do they have to specify its a girl in the first place?