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  • hahaha so funny

  • I'm going to use those magic words ....while out of condom

  • "my balls are connected to a Sitelite if i use condom it will affect the signal" WINS!

  • cortito el chico

  • fatal argue!

  • I think this would have been better if it ended with the planet exploding.

  • my balls are connected to a satelite

  • Frankly this guy is an idiot.

  • TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WATCHED THIS JUST FOR S3X

    GO WATCH P0RN lol (;

    I have A Few Sites xD

  • hahahahah!!!

  • I can't feel with a condom on because I have a lack of sensitivity. There is no point in having sex with me outside of a relationship where we use birth control and get tested together. There is one plus though: I always get complements on my stamina. Still wish I felt more though....

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  • @guitarobsessed85 You must be circumsized. Circumsized men have 2/3 of their nerve endings cut off.

  • @xheartsliesfriendsx That I am. No reversing it though

  • @xheartsliesfriendsx I am actually. No going back now though. Wasn't a choice haha, but women actually seem to be happy that I am for some reason

  • @xheartsliesfriendsx I am circumsized and feel just fine thank u

  • Manstrokewoman. One of the best shows ever made.

  • shoulda just said he was allergic to latex.

  • i just watch this commercials cuz of the sex

  • Like lord of the rings...cept for my cock.... :D

  • lol. after running through so many excuses it was obvious he was lying. he should have stopped at 2. wizard placing a spell on his willy and satelite monitoring his dick? seriously, lol. definately creative

  • That's why I like british lollll

  • JUST PUT THE FUCKING CONDOM ON OR GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!

  • and the score is!

    pussy: 8 blocks

    cock: 0!

  • Asshole

  • this guy's a dick

  • LMAO...hell, after all the time he spent making up excuses, I'm surprised they were still interested in having sex.

  • This isn't a commercial...it says BBC three in the corner. BBC don't show ads. MUHAHAHA.

    

  • just for that i wouldn't have sex with him anymore. eeewww!

  • (boy) have you ever seen lord of the rings

    (chick) yeah

    (boy) its a bit like that.....except for my cock

    lmao!!!!

  • OMG. LMAO. I love it. xD

  • i wish a wizard will put magic on my willy so i don't have to use condoms... seriously.

  • My balls are connected to a satelite if I put a condom on it th signal will muffel

    And

    When I was young a wizard put magic on my willy if I put rubber on it the whole world will expolde

    LOL

  • Willy  :B

  • ROFL "when i was born a wizard put magic on my willy, if i put rubber on my penis the whole world will blowup"

  • HE JUST WANNA GET IT IN GIRL!!

  • hahahahah

    when I was born a wizard put magic on my willy

  • extremely funny yeeaas -.-

  • My ballz are conected to a satelite =))))

  • say what you will about condoms, but by this time two years from now, every woman of age in the world will have a form of genital warts. yes, i made that up but it's going to be true if this weekend goes as planned!!!

  • Whata champ!

  • huh whats the best excuse i can come up with. . . . oh shit i don't have one i guess we have to use the back door.

  • LOL

  • She's from Doctor Who :)

  • "Your not just saying this all this to get out of wearing a condom?"

    "NOO!"

    "I would PREFER IT, if you wore one"

    i love that chicks voice

  • A wizard put a spell on my willy lmao.

  • @DaggersDen hahahahah

  • too bad this wasnt aired LOL :P

  • fail at 0:30 lolz...

  • Man, she was believing on him until 0:30... hahahahaha

    Just to make fun of the wonderful stories men invent just to have sex without a condom... Hilarious!

  • HAHAHAHA another win condom commercial lol

  • 

  • freakin stupid hilarious and so true lol

  • That was it? I was expecting the world to actually blow up and have him standing there all filled with dust;l with a corpse in his hand saying, "Told you so"

  • Heck i want a baby but not rite now lol

  • where's the freaking point??

  • When I was born, a wizard put magic on my willie... If i put rubber on my penis the world will blow up.... LOL, now thats funny....

  • When I was born, a wizard put magic on my willie... If i put rubber on my penis the world will blow up.... LOL, now thats funny....

  • you got one?

    yeeaaahhh

  • -have you seen lord of the rings?

    -yea

    -wells its a bit like that...except on my cock

    lmfao

  • hahahahaha

  • fuckin funny lol

  • I love that commercial. I'll bet money it was written by a woman. (I also love how the British say "CON- DOHM") It sounds so much more, I dunno, elegant.

  • Lmfao

  • When I was born, a wizard put magic on my willy. If I put rubber on my penis the whole world will blow up.

  • @ScottScott12345 Thanks man

  • lol wat a shit head of a guy

  • haha funny comment below priceless!!!!!!!!

  • hahahaha

    this one is awesome.

  • that was funny

  • Wow really HALARIOUS!!! !!

  • THIS VIDEO IS HALARIOUS!!!!

  • hahaha soo fuckin funny!

  • OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

  • i liked it... i didnt lol but funny

  • lol

  • fuckin retards

  • urghhh... but the time she finish saying.... i not interested any more...

  • i thought that it was quite funny :P "a wizard putmagic on my willie" :P

  • Seriousley its not funny and fuck you troll

  • Stop trolling! Two camels in a tiny fucking car!

  • Quoting Ray William Johnson doesnt make you funny.

  • yup ... it only makes fake and gay ...

  • WOW...

  • LMAO

  • LMFAO hilarious

  • this isnt a commercial, its from a sketch show called man stroke woman. it was broadcast on bbc3.

  • HAHA!

  • LMFAOOOOOO .. It's like lord of the rings, except its my cock. ahhahahah i dieddd

  • Don't be silly rap your willy

  • lmao xD

  • Im immune to diseases too

  • Even the worst STD...

    pregnancy?

  • I can control it; I could look at you and make you pregnant, but I could also jizz in a million chicks and theyd be left with nothing but a smile

  • @ticklemydick -

    What? what a stupid ass comment to make,

    like why bother even writing something like that?

    and shame on me for even noticing

  • youre pregnant

  • troll

  • me too

  • when i was born a wizard put magic on my willly?? sick

  • not a commercial, its from man stroke woman, a sketch show

  • The best line had to be, "It's like Lord of the Rings...except for my cock."

  • wat show was dis in??

  • :))) excellent. A guy would say anything to get laid, if he doesn;t have a condom...

    heck, even if he has one, he would say anything...

  • maybe you got AIDS

  • @Mailb0x1 Maybe not. When AIDS hit the SF Chronicle, Dec 14(?) 1979 I said, as a sat in Santa Cruz, "There go the 60's. And hopefully this absurd homosexual rights fantasy". But instead AIDS obtained special prophylactic constitutional divine protection. Anyhow, I don't play around and in 30 years only a couple of chicks. But according to Kinsey, homosexuals in c. 1982 were having an avg of some 500 encounters a year. So, maybe you got something?

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  • your a tard and you know it

  • :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­)))))))))

  • LOL

  • Hahahaha. My balls are connected to a satelite and if I put rubber on it'll muffle the sound.

    Freaking epic!

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD

  • Girl: Were not having sex without a condom

    Guy: Alright.

    Girl: You got one?

    Guy: *Lazy attitude* yeaaaaaaa.........

  • yes?

  • hahaha!!! that man is a genius!!!! I think he actually deserved to get what he wanted!!!!

  • @lorenzotrojan

    which might very well be a baby.

  • ahahhaahaaa

  • wtf!!! hahaha!

  • My balls are connected to a satellite. LOL.

  • i just use a doritos bag and a rubber band

  • huh. Nicholas Burns. That;s weird.

  • Amen... What Jurks will say Right???

  • Very creative excuses! But AIDS AIDS AIDS! Fkn scary.

  • lmao its not a slim chance at all. in today's age, the chance of getting aids is surprisingly high.

  • @cerena ; For that to happen, The already infected person MUST have a pretty high viral count. The infected to be must have pretty low defenses. Open wound must exist in at least one of the two genitals (either male or female, Female have higher chances even without a tear on their vagina,) Im not saying its not possible to get aids from vaginal intercourse, Im saying it is not so easy to do so. Its anal sex, needle sharing and so on you should be worried about.

  • @finallyonenottaken Very true, but 7 thumbs down ?!?

  • You know its funny.

    Men don't want to wear condoms, even though it might sometimes result in a baby, and men never want babies.

    Women always want the condom on, yet some women want babies.

    Kind of lol, eh?

  • I always want to wear one, lol.

  • i know it's just easier. I mean... fuck it i couldn't be bothered arguing, lol

  • Agreed lol!

  • +1 but not true. By ex hated condoms. Her new man uses them all the time, and she's knocked up. I never used em more than maybe one time. No consequences. Odd.

  • maybe you were shooting blanks. Sorry man.

  • Well I never shot the interior.

  • ..........ok....

  • only exterior then huh?

  • Haha. Wouldn't you love to know?

  • @plastazone well in that case they will just poke holes in the condom.

  • @plastazone not always true

  • @plastazone well im one of the few men that wants a baby

  • Actress is called Daisy Haggard

  • Whoa this chick is HOT. Does anybody know who plays her role?

  • hahaha

  • She must really like him to keep going. I would have pushed him off me after the african medicine man story.

    Stop coming up with excuses guys and just put the damn thing on!

  • LOL!

  • feministdestroyer how is she a bitch? Come on seriously what's the big deal about having to wear a condom? especially when he could possibly catch a disease from her just like she could catch one from him plus neither of them would want to deal with the baby that could possibly result from not using a condom.

  • what an asshole you are, i hope to god you never reproduce

  • and btw that was aimed at feministdestroyer

  • lol this is how people die of AIDS. or get a bunch of STDs.

  • This would never go on air in the USA

  • why not?

  • lol funny vid

  • haha i love these commercials

  • MY BALLS ARE CONNECTED TO A SATTELITE, IF I PUT A CONDOM ON IT WILL MUFFLE THE SIGNAL

    (Funnies fucking part of that, look at dudes face 0:46 )

  • aahahahaha, i also have a magic thingy.

  • Too Funny! =D

  • "if i put rubber on my penis, the whole world will blow up... have you seen lord of the rings? a bit like that, except for my cock" =))=))=))

  • nice ☺

  • that actually made me laugh out loud...

  • they are fucking HiLARIOUSSSS

  • love her accent! lol

  • Leg End hahahah

  • So a wizard put magic on his willie XD

  • llllooollll

  • lmao!

  • you lie or you tell truth.... women never believes it...

    ha ha ha ha...

  • ROFL LMAO

    "The hole world will blow up"

  • British people never shut up

  • haha.... you do realise that americans are famous for never shutting up?? hahah lol

    retard.