I can't feel with a condom on because I have a lack of sensitivity. There is no point in having sex with me outside of a relationship where we use birth control and get tested together. There is one plus though: I always get complements on my stamina. Still wish I felt more though....
lol. after running through so many excuses it was obvious he was lying. he should have stopped at 2. wizard placing a spell on his willy and satelite monitoring his dick? seriously, lol. definately creative
I entered a song in a contest about the importance and safety of condoms. I tried to keep it positive and lyrical at the same time. It’s the first vid on my channel. Any comments, thumbs up, & votes would be appreciated. -Merc
say what you will about condoms, but by this time two years from now, every woman of age in the world will have a form of genital warts. yes, i made that up but it's going to be true if this weekend goes as planned!!!
That was it? I was expecting the world to actually blow up and have him standing there all filled with dust;l with a corpse in his hand saying, "Told you so"
I love that commercial. I'll bet money it was written by a woman. (I also love how the British say "CON- DOHM") It sounds so much more, I dunno, elegant.
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@Mailb0x1 Maybe not. When AIDS hit the SF Chronicle, Dec 14(?) 1979 I said, as a sat in Santa Cruz, "There go the 60's. And hopefully this absurd homosexual rights fantasy". But instead AIDS obtained special prophylactic constitutional divine protection. Anyhow, I don't play around and in 30 years only a couple of chicks. But according to Kinsey, homosexuals in c. 1982 were having an avg of some 500 encounters a year. So, maybe you got something?
@cerena ; For that to happen, The already infected person MUST have a pretty high viral count. The infected to be must have pretty low defenses. Open wound must exist in at least one of the two genitals (either male or female, Female have higher chances even without a tear on their vagina,) Im not saying its not possible to get aids from vaginal intercourse, Im saying it is not so easy to do so. Its anal sex, needle sharing and so on you should be worried about.
+1 but not true. By ex hated condoms. Her new man uses them all the time, and she's knocked up. I never used em more than maybe one time. No consequences. Odd.
feministdestroyer how is she a bitch? Come on seriously what's the big deal about having to wear a condom? especially when he could possibly catch a disease from her just like she could catch one from him plus neither of them would want to deal with the baby that could possibly result from not using a condom.
what a fuckin bitch...he should turn the lights off, pretend to put 1 on and fuck that bitches cunt for all its worth and then dump her and find a better woman....what a mood killer!!! maybe he should have gagged the lippy bitches mouth first, that might have shut her up
Too late asshole, i've got lots of progeny and i'm molding them in my image :)
i'll wait till your balls drop before i listen to a child like you, you're too young to understand that the only good thing about woman is their cunts between their legs and condoms destroy that feeling as you slide your cock in deep, nice and slow, why fuck with rubber? and that bitch is a mood killer, gag her then fuck her cunt hole, he will enjoy it more
hahaha so funny
andinando 1 month ago
I'm going to use those magic words ....while out of condom
productionlab 1 month ago in playlist condom
"my balls are connected to a Sitelite if i use condom it will affect the signal" WINS!
Erennin 3 months ago
cortito el chico
condonland 3 months ago
fatal argue!
Subwheezer 3 months ago
I think this would have been better if it ended with the planet exploding.
Eckull 3 months ago
my balls are connected to a satelite
Grottomacy 4 months ago
Frankly this guy is an idiot.
Nantchev 4 months ago
TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WATCHED THIS JUST FOR S3X
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budgies121 4 months ago
hahahahah!!!
babbybuuny200 5 months ago
I can't feel with a condom on because I have a lack of sensitivity. There is no point in having sex with me outside of a relationship where we use birth control and get tested together. There is one plus though: I always get complements on my stamina. Still wish I felt more though....
guitarobsessed85 5 months ago
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xheartsliesfriendsx 4 months ago
@guitarobsessed85 You must be circumsized. Circumsized men have 2/3 of their nerve endings cut off.
xheartsliesfriendsx 4 months ago
@xheartsliesfriendsx That I am. No reversing it though
guitarobsessed85 3 months ago
@xheartsliesfriendsx I am actually. No going back now though. Wasn't a choice haha, but women actually seem to be happy that I am for some reason
guitarobsessed85 3 months ago
@xheartsliesfriendsx I am circumsized and feel just fine thank u
Mandar28887 1 month ago
Manstrokewoman. One of the best shows ever made.
grandolddrummer 5 months ago
shoulda just said he was allergic to latex.
RyoWolf 5 months ago
i just watch this commercials cuz of the sex
ghostavenger1988 6 months ago
Like lord of the rings...cept for my cock.... :D
greatLittleAnzio 6 months ago
lol. after running through so many excuses it was obvious he was lying. he should have stopped at 2. wizard placing a spell on his willy and satelite monitoring his dick? seriously, lol. definately creative
devraldodeego 7 months ago 2
That's why I like british lollll
SCJordan1992 7 months ago
JUST PUT THE FUCKING CONDOM ON OR GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!
tweethang1 9 months ago 5
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mercurystorm 9 months ago
and the score is!
pussy: 8 blocks
cock: 0!
rhaezWut 9 months ago
Asshole
ThePame19 9 months ago 2
this guy's a dick
zwatcher 10 months ago 3
LMAO...hell, after all the time he spent making up excuses, I'm surprised they were still interested in having sex.
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monikaa637 1 year ago
This isn't a commercial...it says BBC three in the corner. BBC don't show ads. MUHAHAHA.
drinkfromthefurrycup 1 year ago
just for that i wouldn't have sex with him anymore. eeewww!
shakimaro 1 year ago 3
(boy) have you ever seen lord of the rings
(chick) yeah
(boy) its a bit like that.....except for my cock
lmao!!!!
ClaireBear180 1 year ago 4
OMG. LMAO. I love it. xD
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dinesikakonara 1 year ago
i wish a wizard will put magic on my willy so i don't have to use condoms... seriously.
ohanungsaya 1 year ago 2
My balls are connected to a satelite if I put a condom on it th signal will muffel
And
When I was young a wizard put magic on my willy if I put rubber on it the whole world will expolde
LOL
jamesisthebe 1 year ago
Willy :B
roodiedroogie 1 year ago
ROFL "when i was born a wizard put magic on my willy, if i put rubber on my penis the whole world will blowup"
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fireback1997 1 year ago
HE JUST WANNA GET IT IN GIRL!!
crymetymertruth 1 year ago
hahahahah
when I was born a wizard put magic on my willy
mirandasaucier 1 year ago 4
extremely funny yeeaas -.-
Sondretheman71 1 year ago
My ballz are conected to a satelite =))))
Mad3InRomania 1 year ago 3
say what you will about condoms, but by this time two years from now, every woman of age in the world will have a form of genital warts. yes, i made that up but it's going to be true if this weekend goes as planned!!!
whyhatestrangers 1 year ago
Whata champ!
82draughts 1 year ago
huh whats the best excuse i can come up with. . . . oh shit i don't have one i guess we have to use the back door.
xist522 1 year ago 4
LOL
TheM4pler 1 year ago
She's from Doctor Who :)
jrdennis95 1 year ago
"Your not just saying this all this to get out of wearing a condom?"
"NOO!"
"I would PREFER IT, if you wore one"
i love that chicks voice
kevinpwnsnubs 1 year ago 3
A wizard put a spell on my willy lmao.
DaggersDen 1 year ago 2
@DaggersDen hahahahah
BeLLa589itsSimpLe 1 year ago
too bad this wasnt aired LOL :P
doudouismybaby 1 year ago
fail at 0:30 lolz...
ionjames123 1 year ago
Man, she was believing on him until 0:30... hahahahaha
Just to make fun of the wonderful stories men invent just to have sex without a condom... Hilarious!
Jurodrix 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA another win condom commercial lol
skywalker040 1 year ago
TheMueMue 1 year ago
freakin stupid hilarious and so true lol
supernaturalgirl89 1 year ago
That was it? I was expecting the world to actually blow up and have him standing there all filled with dust;l with a corpse in his hand saying, "Told you so"
Maddiebp 1 year ago
Heck i want a baby but not rite now lol
Karabearz94 1 year ago
where's the freaking point??
mmasny 1 year ago
When I was born, a wizard put magic on my willie... If i put rubber on my penis the world will blow up.... LOL, now thats funny....
s4beast 1 year ago
When I was born, a wizard put magic on my willie... If i put rubber on my penis the world will blow up.... LOL, now thats funny....
s4beast 1 year ago
you got one?
yeeaaahhh
junkymagi 1 year ago
-have you seen lord of the rings?
-yea
-wells its a bit like that...except on my cock
lmfao
shylikescereal 1 year ago 2
hahahahaha
askabz22 1 year ago
fuckin funny lol
DH91394 1 year ago
I love that commercial. I'll bet money it was written by a woman. (I also love how the British say "CON- DOHM") It sounds so much more, I dunno, elegant.
grandcarriage1 1 year ago
Lmfao
wtfcecilia 1 year ago
When I was born, a wizard put magic on my willy. If I put rubber on my penis the whole world will blow up.
ScottScott12345 1 year ago 19
@ScottScott12345 Thanks man
Chippychops7 1 year ago
lol wat a shit head of a guy
VampMAX2010 1 year ago
haha funny comment below priceless!!!!!!!!
krystofization 1 year ago
hahahaha
this one is awesome.
Yupommetje 1 year ago
that was funny
LABERDUDOLE101 1 year ago
Wow really HALARIOUS!!! !!
prokelvinpro 1 year ago
THIS VIDEO IS HALARIOUS!!!!
puppet950 1 year ago
hahaha soo fuckin funny!
xannaxlisex 1 year ago
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
TheJuggaloJr 1 year ago
i liked it... i didnt lol but funny
erogoth2 1 year ago 64
lol
Lilyontoontown2 1 year ago
fuckin retards
xr3003 1 year ago
urghhh... but the time she finish saying.... i not interested any more...
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carlettaigel87 1 year ago
i thought that it was quite funny :P "a wizard putmagic on my willie" :P
13sausages 1 year ago 5
Seriousley its not funny and fuck you troll
a77ack69 1 year ago
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jackohunter 1 year ago
Stop trolling! Two camels in a tiny fucking car!
knl143 1 year ago
Quoting Ray William Johnson doesnt make you funny.
LesaneRecords 1 year ago 7
yup ... it only makes fake and gay ...
NikomaN13 1 year ago
WOW...
LittleMissEMOtional 1 year ago
LMAO
J0P0 1 year ago
LMFAO hilarious
a4d2d0 1 year ago
this isnt a commercial, its from a sketch show called man stroke woman. it was broadcast on bbc3.
charliesmith30bucks 1 year ago
HAHA!
iamAnastazja 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOO .. It's like lord of the rings, except its my cock. ahhahahah i dieddd
lebforces8 2 years ago 4
Don't be silly rap your willy
Ful69Beast 2 years ago 2
lmao xD
MUNChiESZ808 2 years ago
Im immune to diseases too
ticklemonster7 2 years ago
Even the worst STD...
pregnancy?
Sinisterene 2 years ago 4
I can control it; I could look at you and make you pregnant, but I could also jizz in a million chicks and theyd be left with nothing but a smile
ticklemonster7 2 years ago
@ticklemydick -
What? what a stupid ass comment to make,
like why bother even writing something like that?
and shame on me for even noticing
hotlikeether 1 year ago
youre pregnant
ticklemonster7 1 year ago
troll
hotlikeether 1 year ago
me too
OutletSkateTeam 2 years ago
when i was born a wizard put magic on my willly?? sick
gianfran0 2 years ago 5
not a commercial, its from man stroke woman, a sketch show
lambie1985 2 years ago
The best line had to be, "It's like Lord of the Rings...except for my cock."
cklawford1 2 years ago 47
wat show was dis in??
brianasaurus20 2 years ago
:))) excellent. A guy would say anything to get laid, if he doesn;t have a condom...
heck, even if he has one, he would say anything...
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Let me ask:: To protect your ears, Do You Wear A Plastic Bag on Your Head When You Go To A Rock Concert??? Of course not, so lets finish the comparison....I'm glad the girls agree with me......
IExposeMormonism 2 years ago
maybe you got AIDS
Mailb0x1 2 years ago
@Mailb0x1 Maybe not. When AIDS hit the SF Chronicle, Dec 14(?) 1979 I said, as a sat in Santa Cruz, "There go the 60's. And hopefully this absurd homosexual rights fantasy". But instead AIDS obtained special prophylactic constitutional divine protection. Anyhow, I don't play around and in 30 years only a couple of chicks. But according to Kinsey, homosexuals in c. 1982 were having an avg of some 500 encounters a year. So, maybe you got something?
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samee37 2 years ago
your a tard and you know it
Mailb0x1 2 years ago
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
djfilerus 2 years ago
LOL
oOoShadowZoneoOo 2 years ago
Hahahaha. My balls are connected to a satelite and if I put rubber on it'll muffle the sound.
Freaking epic!
mitchroyer 2 years ago 140
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD
MrJuhheli 2 years ago 3
Girl: Were not having sex without a condom
Guy: Alright.
Girl: You got one?
Guy: *Lazy attitude* yeaaaaaaa.........
terence267 2 years ago
yes?
lowenadler 2 years ago
hahaha!!! that man is a genius!!!! I think he actually deserved to get what he wanted!!!!
lorenzotrojan 2 years ago
@lorenzotrojan
which might very well be a baby.
keepXonXrockin 2 years ago 3
ahahhaahaaa
Ruse89 2 years ago
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Why is that dickhead giving so many reasons?
Has he never heard the word rape before?
slashblog 2 years ago
wtf!!! hahaha!
oceanbreeze1121 2 years ago
My balls are connected to a satellite. LOL.
fifimsp 2 years ago 6
i just use a doritos bag and a rubber band
MASTEROFTHEHERB 2 years ago
huh. Nicholas Burns. That;s weird.
monoperative 2 years ago
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I love it "Have you ever seen LOTR?"
Mayes041 2 years ago
Amen... What Jurks will say Right???
michael10725 2 years ago
Very creative excuses! But AIDS AIDS AIDS! Fkn scary.
Zonambula 2 years ago 3
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Chances of getting aids during vaginal intercourse are veeeery slim. Its other things that should concern you.
finallyonenottaken 2 years ago
lmao its not a slim chance at all. in today's age, the chance of getting aids is surprisingly high.
cerena 2 years ago 3
@cerena ; For that to happen, The already infected person MUST have a pretty high viral count. The infected to be must have pretty low defenses. Open wound must exist in at least one of the two genitals (either male or female, Female have higher chances even without a tear on their vagina,) Im not saying its not possible to get aids from vaginal intercourse, Im saying it is not so easy to do so. Its anal sex, needle sharing and so on you should be worried about.
finallyonenottaken 2 years ago
@finallyonenottaken Very true, but 7 thumbs down ?!?
0121ryanh117 2 years ago
You know its funny.
Men don't want to wear condoms, even though it might sometimes result in a baby, and men never want babies.
Women always want the condom on, yet some women want babies.
Kind of lol, eh?
plastazone 2 years ago 71
I always want to wear one, lol.
Kayshak92 2 years ago
i know it's just easier. I mean... fuck it i couldn't be bothered arguing, lol
goodvibesallround 2 years ago
Agreed lol!
poketrainerChumley 2 years ago
+1 but not true. By ex hated condoms. Her new man uses them all the time, and she's knocked up. I never used em more than maybe one time. No consequences. Odd.
IvoryStars 2 years ago
maybe you were shooting blanks. Sorry man.
fruitikay 2 years ago
Well I never shot the interior.
IvoryStars 2 years ago
..........ok....
fruitikay 2 years ago
only exterior then huh?
taniahurley 2 years ago
Haha. Wouldn't you love to know?
IvoryStars 2 years ago
@plastazone well in that case they will just poke holes in the condom.
MinusG 1 year ago
@plastazone not always true
WayToGoSherlock 1 year ago
@plastazone well im one of the few men that wants a baby
TJW595 1 year ago
Actress is called Daisy Haggard
Whargh 2 years ago
Whoa this chick is HOT. Does anybody know who plays her role?
BlazinBobs 2 years ago
hahaha
pivan23 2 years ago
She must really like him to keep going. I would have pushed him off me after the african medicine man story.
Stop coming up with excuses guys and just put the damn thing on!
guidedashes 2 years ago 14
LOL!
lollapalooza100 2 years ago
feministdestroyer how is she a bitch? Come on seriously what's the big deal about having to wear a condom? especially when he could possibly catch a disease from her just like she could catch one from him plus neither of them would want to deal with the baby that could possibly result from not using a condom.
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what a fuckin bitch...he should turn the lights off, pretend to put 1 on and fuck that bitches cunt for all its worth and then dump her and find a better woman....what a mood killer!!! maybe he should have gagged the lippy bitches mouth first, that might have shut her up
feministdestroyer 2 years ago
what an asshole you are, i hope to god you never reproduce
4cphilli 2 years ago 8
and btw that was aimed at feministdestroyer
4cphilli 2 years ago 4
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Too late asshole, i've got lots of progeny and i'm molding them in my image :)
i'll wait till your balls drop before i listen to a child like you, you're too young to understand that the only good thing about woman is their cunts between their legs and condoms destroy that feeling as you slide your cock in deep, nice and slow, why fuck with rubber? and that bitch is a mood killer, gag her then fuck her cunt hole, he will enjoy it more
feministdestroyer 2 years ago
lol this is how people die of AIDS. or get a bunch of STDs.
crazydanger 2 years ago 6
This would never go on air in the USA
Rubystars1000 2 years ago 4
why not?
woopeea 2 years ago
lol funny vid
JulianTheGuitarist 2 years ago
haha i love these commercials
hellokitty254698 2 years ago
MY BALLS ARE CONNECTED TO A SATTELITE, IF I PUT A CONDOM ON IT WILL MUFFLE THE SIGNAL
(Funnies fucking part of that, look at dudes face 0:46 )
arok89 2 years ago 4
aahahahaha, i also have a magic thingy.
Brainbucketskateco 2 years ago
Too Funny! =D
VampireGoddess01 2 years ago
"if i put rubber on my penis, the whole world will blow up... have you seen lord of the rings? a bit like that, except for my cock" =))=))=))
stormrise111 2 years ago
nice ☺
watermelonman124 2 years ago
that actually made me laugh out loud...
AJBeetle1 2 years ago
they are fucking HiLARIOUSSSS
duvalmenina 2 years ago
love her accent! lol
CitySkyy 2 years ago
Leg End hahahah
euan777coop 2 years ago
So a wizard put magic on his willie XD
NuuyX 2 years ago 4
llllooollll
Arkenarge 2 years ago
lmao!
S1L3N7F34R 2 years ago
you lie or you tell truth.... women never believes it...
ha ha ha ha...
nickdemondares 2 years ago 2
ROFL LMAO
"The hole world will blow up"
beyondunreal 2 years ago
British people never shut up
OldWestWhiskey 2 years ago
haha.... you do realise that americans are famous for never shutting up?? hahah lol
retard.
BazzaSAS 2 years ago