Docking fail

[ALBANIARei]

1:25 the crash..........

[Ramgasss]

Balla marron



[GSDirtboy]

Callate! A little less mouth and a little more camera control would be great!

[Cowcharge]

Ok, little more, little more, little more, good!

[iBen4G]

do you have parkinson?

[s1098451]

remember where we parked

[auto9898]

Oops, that's embarrassing.

[basketmaker1]

What about the poor schmuck in the crane? That must of hurt!

[battlekid90]

captain comes out of the wheel house looking around , shrugs and says " like a glove "

[hafarensis]

@Medlinelll: I know if one of the several pages of comments you mention it, but you *really* should clarify where did you get the video from. At the very least you should give information about the accident (April 5th 2010, Guayaquil, Ecuador)

People: if you want to see the crash from other angles, search "choque muelle contecon"

[Treetop64]

Dinged into the dock. Knocked over the gantry. Was my girlfriend driving this ship or what?

[captainmorgan757]

Which pixel is the ocean liner?

[flyer203]

I wonder how much money did the ship owner pay for the damage...

[platypusone]

Honey Im home!!!!!

[rismorismo]

I could put bag of lego bricks in to blender shoot it and post it as crash video filmed by nokia phone.

[anorthunbloke]

Nailed it.

[ChuffChuffWoo]

Oops! 

[chazoclock]

What brand of crisps did you get this free camera with

[cj382]

were gonna need a bigger crane

[Paxmax]

that parking looked preeetty expensive!

[NostalgicOtaku]

Recorded with a pencil.

[mexinco]

y que paso con Calixto???

[86anam]

could have used e - brake :P

[07cbr1000pa]

Yea Steve pull right in! a little more to the left.. Your GOOD!

[MrMintoni]

neyle çektin sen bunu gardaş ütüyle mi?

[FocusHERO1]

What happend to the crane operater when the crane when it went over?

[livid25]

Wait.... Did you feel something..!? Haha..

[kizlars]

what is dish lagu ?????

[Lootraevefan]

Those cones are really big and un-conish.

[chapman45111]

people please use these videos as lessons... when filming something epic..... just fucking stop and film it.. no running no crazyness just film

[TheSaltyAdmiral]

Like a gloooooooooooooooove!

[TheRaginTiger]

The cameraman sounds funny .... LaLoo wa Laloo wa

[princessdondon4]

what did you use this time to film this, a mussel?

[SAGEthewisedragon]

looks like it was recorded with a rock :I

[THAREALDAN]

Spongebob: "YER GOOD... YER GOOD... YER GOOD... YER GOOD... YER GOOD..."

[hammerboycb]

Recorded with a half eaten French fry.

[SERGANTANGEL]

bllaa balla get a new camera

[NasserMusicChannel]

License and registration please!

[buixrule]

There's been a slight delay in the delivery of your container.

[alextt1976]

it was recorded with a peace of wood

[nyssa81187]

is this cuba1973

[christoperwilliam]

Looks like Micheal J Fox was holding the camera

[red03mitsu]

ummmmmm........... oops

[kanukster]

WTF, The sun was in his eye's!

[jonnythedirector]

Well, he was drunk while driving that ship

[TheSweets122]

I could drive a boat better than that daft cunt, And im only 14!

[sitinrighthere]

@TheSweets122 we noticed

[Donbernie]

I can´t see a thing, but it sounded expensive.

[chrisjw37]

Thats one way to scrape the barnacles off the hull

[MedlineIII]

@chrisjw37

they found a new antifouling system

[Joeltravels]

that is one expensive crane

[OBAMABInlaDENrublind]

@redifreddy14 What OBLAME-UH has done to our Republic is megatons beyond this catastrophe, it would be a good things for him to go to waste!!!

[Thehoelogdog]

very expensive parking place. Good thing the crane was there to stop the ship.

[akaAlexthekid]

Women drivers, cant park for shit

[coentje13]

WTF that captain is drunk!!!

[morningwoodcruisers]

Tell the Captain that's good right there! Just put it in park and set the brake! I thought that they used tugboats to position the ship all the way to & from the shipping canal? Someone better get State Farm an the phone ASAP! It's claim time!

[LubeBook]

That was first ship with very first crew from Tybet. And then captain says " O Hai guys! Whats up?"

[redifreddy14]

this guy was fired and got hired on as captain of the costa concordia.... never let a good captain go to waste

[coolkat1453]

@redifreddy14 his job was to dock the ship and hi did great job lol.....

[41NS]

It'll buff out, no worries

[warehauz12]

the captain is drunk!



[NekaFeneka]

@warehauz12 actually it is not the ships captain fault. The ships captain doesnt directs the docking process. When a ship is arriving to a port , a docking pilot from that port takes over command of the ship and he or she directs the maneuvers, the tug boats etc for docking the ship .

[kessass83]

But. what is most important? At the end it docked.

[tonymagona334]

glad i know spanish!

[yoyoitsi]

LIKE A GLOOVVVEEE!

[Benjamite]

@yoyoitsi Hahahaaa! Love it!

[idle420]

Thats what i call a boat drifting fail.

[TheRantingCabbie]

Which pixel was the ship?

[tubewearwolf]

That was THE most epic fail i have ever even herd of!!!

[everythingstaken63]

Captain;"I couldn't see shit for all these fuckin containers!"

[JohnAllanification]

@everythingstaken63

or something with 'fuck' in-it FUCK, FUCK ME,FUCK THIS follow'd by "I'M FUCKN OUT"A HERE !!

lol the last one repeated by the captain of the concordia

[BikerRussell]

Captains like: "ooops"

[MrArandjic]

this is trip, and i am high!!

[andreagiacalone]

SCHETTINO?

[StrikerAirsoft1]

Well that will be not very cheap xD

[Rubmaster88]

FUCK THE HATERS!!! I would rather see a bad quality video than reading about it ore not see it at all!!! (English is not my primary language so I don`t care about misspells!)

[toneroable]

Q' fue de Carlitos ????? esta' vivo ??? Oye...ese camarografo no pudo parar de temblar.....su video esta' too jodido..no se ve casi nada. 

[Masternater1000]

What port was this?

[Masternater1000]

A Chinese owned ship with a Panama flag and Phillipineo capatain?

[kanyarkalci]

Perfect docking

[ryanmxn]

ahahah he said Docking

[kykywaye]

you can hold a camera almost as good as it can record a video

[flxibl2008]

@kykywaye Cameraman was the captains brother...:)

[xloebx]

capitano ubriaco

[Ivanlf81]

crane operator is alive?

[timstocks]

This is what video looks like if you were to use a palm pilot to take it. 

[drsdrs5456]

stupid captain



[flipflopdrop2543]

wow a toaster that can do footages 

[HateGovernment]

Honey, I'm home.

[BlackGoldEstates]

no one in charge fail

[sanddune1981]

Express delivery

[AmericanThunder]

Did that guy say HakoooAH CahooAH? Hakuna Matata!

[cardude365]

Drunk......

[immposter]

wow I got motion sickness just from watching this.

[almostintelligent]

@MedlineIII never mind what haters say i think it´s a great vid :)

[yodasodaskoda]

bad day at work

[Cap10Aerobatics]

120p...



[bakkus1985]

thats what you get when woman park a car, bike, boat, plaine ect ect...

[Pick1980a]

hit the most expensive thing on the dock

[tannalv]

Why didn't he ever stop??

[Molinaswt1]

@tannalv Its like trying to stop a train. Once it is in motion it takes it a while to stop.

[thizeful]

Recorded with a toilet ._.

[inmanmark]

Amazing how in the heat of the moment you have the presence of mind to fashion a makeshift video camera out of a cheese sandwich.

[toakicalixton]

This video was recorded with a spy pen?

[MedlineIII]

@toakicalixton

Yes

[pimmetje97]

@toakicalixton no it was recording with a carrot

[AmericanThunder]

@pimmetje97 A spy Carrot??

[paranormalinquisitor]

@toakicalixton LMAO !!! dude I cracked up

[airbus5521]

@toakicalixton hahaha

[Lumixster]

@toakicalixton No man it was recorded with a potato.

[Parakupto]

lol

[pbevillard]

Not only it's a clusterfck of a job but so is the cameraman.

[jstrunck]

I thought the Tugs guide them in?

[leafygreentree]

did anybody see the giant lizard at :043?

[hotmichaeldude]

@leafygreentree i see it its on the ship (shadow)

[ARTofWORD360]

Translation : this chinese boy name Carlito Carlito sold me a cheap camra ……..

[Jonbeee]

someones getting fired...

[MrNaomeentales]

Like a BOSS!

[Bobbysmitreshop]

What brand of calculator did u use to record this?!!

[hudsonman1989]

DUMB ASS

[Harp1909]

you people seriously need to stop video recording with a calculator..

[aaronmouf]

Did you record this with a potato?



[jimmymac63]

I can see Jim Carey jumping off the bridge screaming, "LIKE A GLOOOOVE!"

[engasal]

@jimmymac63 lolz

[jimmymac63]

Shit, I hope no one was in that crane?

[borombon]

@jimmymac63 Carlitos was.

[1949crewchief]

Translated: Stay in the gas asshole!!! Keep goin till it sounds really fuckin expensive!!!!

[PanzerBlitz43]

humans...this is what happens when you let ugly primitive hairless apes have ships.

[newballin]

Did you film it with a sandwich?

[Texan4Life706]

the FAIL SHIP as arrived.... to bad their camera has a hand crank on it.

[onbekend2010]

1024p

720p

480

360p

240p

potatoe

my shit

this video

[BlooDish14]

@onbekend2010 1080p

[CaMeRaClan]

@onbekend2010 Where the fuck did u get that 1024????

[skatecubed]

@CaMeRaClan Because he was being a smart ass, and does not really know what he is talking about, he obviously was trying to go "1080" but got it mixed up with the old VGA standard screen width of 1024 pixels (by 768 pixels high)

[skatecubed]

@onbekend2010 I would rather this video existed in poor quality than not at all. Not everyone carries around a HD capable camcorder with them, if this was a skit or something that could be recreated over and over, I would expect the video to be better, but for "as it happens" videos, this is what you get, deal with it whiners.

[www9311]

@onbekend2010 so you're saying the image quality of this video is sub-par?

[ottavva]

este audio que se oye ... es el castellano o portugues ??

gracias

[XTwisternickX]

if i had a dolar for every pixel in this video id have a nickel

[drewskeez91]

this was filmed with a iphone box

[RCDEMON]

what brand toaster did you film this with ?

[BeeRich33]

"Honey, I'm home!"

[BeeRich33]

Film this with a potato?

[skoko1945]

Very bad vidio!

[skoko1945]

Very bad vidio!

[prostopiuat]

chuj tam wyklepie się

[Wicia92]

i wonder what did he use to record it? a ... calculator or a landline phone?

[lonestar1123]

NES games have more quality.

[sony3003]

iPotato FTW!!! :D

[gtrefghuk]

No....Really.....How hard is it to hold a camera steady?

[hbre78a]

WTF did you take this video with a rock?

[Videographer1234567]

bloody immigrants cant drive worth a shit... i can just imagine him on the road...what a loser

[AussieMusicRocks]

OK, Fill her up and check the oil. OH! Can you wash the windscreen? I can't see a thing through all these bugs.

[QQTrick1QQ]

Who was that captain Jack Daniels? Or JB?

[middenrat]

lucky that crane slowed it down a bit.

[litleChristopher77]

Captain : Woooooooops !

[EvilPyroCan]

Filmed with a banana 2000

[SpecialAndNotDumb]

Camera FAIL!!!!



[peaceonearth347]

My inner child kept screaming, "DOMINO! DOMINO!"

[Hydrefyricon]

captain was texting....

[vsss304]

Thats gotta be a carton!!!

[RandyBriscoe]

a former stock car driver

[waldentree]

Korean captain?

[chickentorche]

bet 999999999999999$ that the driver was drunk, or justin beiber.

[GOOBANANAS]

Good thing that crane was there, it stopped the ship!

[Georgieisaporgie]

Did you film this with a flag cause it's fucking shakey as hell

[overlandpark6me]

The guy is saying, "hey, let's go, I've got a goat to fuck".

[iluv2strokes]

talk about a hit and run!

[boryspanishkid]

hes like son of a bitch is going to crash

[TheRealBoroNut]

Right that's it Schettino, you're fucking sacked. Take the next cruise ship back to head office and pick up your cards.

[johnyboy087]

That can be buffed out.

[koryottos]

Como esta Calisto????

[MJFelder34]

Ahmm, the video quality sucks but shouldnt the crane, that is on rails and can be moved have been father up on the dock when the ship is docking, it actually seems like it was left in the way.