Nostalgia Critic - Titanic Animated (Part 1)

[RetraGamer]

That jägermeister is så epic :D

[seagullmaster1]

@MASTERLINKXLZYX She just needs a fainting couch to complete the scene. *brohoof*

[GethAreAwesome]

Stumbled upon this disaster of a movie on IMDb. This movie is somehow shittier than I thought It would be.

[The38DODGE]

Rapping dog in the movie, vs parappa the rapper. Place your bets ladies and gentlemen!

[KabutoOfTheSound6]

@The38DODGE PARAPPA!!

yatatatatatattt-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aah~

[The38DODGE]

@KabutoOfTheSound6 Smart choice my good man!

[SakuraXxXIchigo]

That dog looks high when it looks up. Apparntly Big Al was wrong Dogs CAN look up

[MASTERLINKXLZYX]

Lost your ball?This is THE...WORST...POSSIBLE...THING­!!!!!!

[D3LTATRAX]

@MASTERLINKXLZYX Nostalgia Critic was a Brony before it was cool...

[cuddlykittehs]

@D3LTATRAX indeed.

[Ultracity6060]

This doesn't just make the original Titanic movie look like a masterpiece, it makes the actual Titanic *disaster* look like a masterpiece.

[Damocles178]

I could've sworn the two thieves were a rip off Horace and Jasper (Disney's 101 Dalmations Animated).

[lewismurray1]

nanny, in England it means grandmother.

[NinjaInConverse]

@lewismurray1 So does that make Angelica his aunt?

[lewismurray1]

@NinjaInConverse *watches the movie again because i scrubbed it from my mind* i'll get back to you

[lewismurray1]

@NinjaInConverse i can't even fucking follow this XD but from what i can gather they are not related and the man child actually has a baby sitter. I hate this movie -.- nothing makes sense anymore

[spiderjerusalem100]

The sinking of the Titanic was a tragedy, over a thousand people died. What better way to honour the people who died than a FUCKING RAPPING DOG!????!!!

[AxelWedstar411]

What is this?! I don't even

[lizachan99]

@AxelWedstar411 A mess made by (most likely) drunk Italians

[XOPAUXO]

this is Cinderella meets Titanic meets stuart little

[anime3423]

Wow this movie looks like it will suck major arse. Seriously, why would they add rap music in a movie about the Titanic and why the hell would they steal ideas from the Disney movies we know and love, let alone the original Titanic movie?

[MetalWolfGemstone14]

It's fucking 1912!! RAP WASN'T EVEN INVENTED YET!! AND NEITHER WAS THAT DOG'S SENSE OF STYLE!!! .....Wait, HOW THE HELL DID IT GET CLOTHES!?

[Shadowlit001]

So the rich guy didn't return the little girl's ball after he said he would because he was pussy chasing? What a dick.

[lizachan99]

I have a feeling this movie SOUNDED better in it's original Italian version

[blue3616]

I am so glad I have never seen this movie (and now thankfully never will.)

[eboromir]

Addicted to hollywood movies.

'Few years later: Addicted to Nostalgia Critic.

[XGunnerX]

dat dog

[TheMickeyisamazing]

I HATE THIS STUPID F****N MOVIE

[chicopapass]

kibbles and bitches... ooh thats good i gotta write that down

[jerzy862]

Nostalgia Critic, talk about SOPA, as it directly affects what you do.

[joeyisthebest08]

@jerzy862 he has, he also blacked out the site yesterday.

[Maddiox3]

That dog is the corniest thing of all time. And at the same time, its so awesome

[super17a]

this and the other animated titanic is an insult to the dead that died on the doomed ship i mean *if i believed in a afterlife* and i was on that and died and found out about these animated titanic films i would comeback and curse the basterds who made this shit

[GunFuMasterHS]

4:43 so THAT'S where LittleKuriboh got that from :)

[EMaster2006]

The knock-offs of various Disney & Don Bluth films was what made this film so bad that it's good.

[loneshewolf74]

The girl sobbing over her lost ball is like the story of the Frog Prince. Not Disney's The Princess and the Frog, but the original story where a princess loses her golden ball down a well and the Frog Prince gets it for her. Except in this movie it looks like one gets back her ball, not even some magical talking dolphin like in the other (and also very stupid) animated Titanic. And that girl's got real Mick Jagger lips!

[TheDean2110]

This movie promotes incest, as the version of the word "nanny" here, means grandmother, it is used in the UK in that way, and these people are from england, and the guy is hitting on his.. err... strangely young aunt I guess, since it's his grandmother's daughter.

[Kittywhiskers1000]

This movie copies; the original Titanic movie, 3:14 Cinderella, 7:00 cruella devil and her goons, 7:08 Sherlock Holmes, 7:26 Lady and the Tramp, 10:40 101 Dalmatians Pongo and Perdy.

[funkymonkey1318]

This is the cut version, which left out so much from the original. That's why it makes no sense.

[Gridseeker]

@funkymonkey1318 Who cares if there´s a cut version! THIS MOVIE IS AN INSULT FOR THOSE WHO PERISHED IN THE SHIP, without mention is possible the worst animated feature of all time!

[funkymonkey1318]

@Gridseeker Bitch please. You haven't even seen Delgo. :)

[AmienVids]

@Gridseeker you haven't seen the second one have you?

[Gridseeker]

@AmienVids Yeah I forgot it! It`s a complete heresy, no mention there`s a third feature with the annoying octopus (BUT WHAT CHARACTER`S NOT ANNOYING IN THOSE F"#"#IGN FILMS! ) I wonder what think the director and producers of those pile of shit of films.

[bakugancollecterZ]

The evil sister's scene should've been a scary slow-mo moment..

[StarBoy62]

Jasper and Horace! WTF

[Rack44hoonmaster]

B. Arthur's crazy aunt? Looked more Cruella De Vil's crazy bitch sister, or Lady Gaga's mother.

[Rack44hoonmaster]

WHAT THE FUCK?!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE BUY THE SUPERSIZED DRINK?!!

[Arzaker]

"YOU KNOW THERES SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW

SO IM GONNA TELL YOU SO"

[jsDX11]

@Arzaker "SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SHOW"

[thefiftynifty]

THOSE Dalmatians look like the ones from 101 Dalmatians

[MrBlackhawking]

in some places nanny means grandma

[emilypolizzi]

A rapping dog? BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!

[Raven1983Witch]

There isn't enough Jagermeister on the planet that could make me sit and watch this crap.

[GurahkWeavile]

Oh, god; WHY!!!! WHY DOES THIS EXIST!!!!

[Marveljew]

Actually, Avatar, another James Cameron films, is the highest grossing film, with Titanic being second by a difference of $939,073,904

[jaguar4u2012]

@Marveljew

not after April 6 2012

when Titanic will be released in Theaters again in 3D

ahhh its a dream come true

[Marveljew]

@jaguar4u2012

We will see...

[DaLesbianOctopus]

@Marveljew Rapping dogs in 3D seems like a great advertising campaign.

[TheFlyers1992]

@Marveljew

While Avatar is the highest grossing movie of all time NOW. When NC did this review Avatar wasn't out yet. Titanic was indeed the highest grossing film every from 1997 until Avatar finished it's run in early 2010.

[StarBoy62]

The English dubbing is awful and it is one huge cartoon character ripoff!!

[TheLolpan45]

8:40 (Mouths) WHAT. THE. Fuuuu? But Really, What is UP with his face? Did he Suddenly Go all Anime? WTH?

[Akirathedon92]

Where do you get one of those huge Jager bottle o.0 I want one D:

[eggyolksam]

I'm Sinking Gonzalez, the fastest drowning mouse in all of Mexico :D

[joe88john]

lmfao this is beyond awesome (the review). I don't get how Disney didn't sue, the animals look like disney characters. And he never did get that girl the ball.

[thebestwingsfan]

Let's look at the bright side of the rapping dog. He's better than any of the rappers we have today.

[puppetweasley06]

wow they pretty much took every disney character and put them in this movie. You'd think they'd at least create their own character designs!

[chocolatefountain95]

OH GOD NO! Those bastards ripped off Speedy Gonzalez *Classic NOs from classic films join in my despair* They have crossed more horrendous lines than Disney EVER would

[xSUPERSONICx99]

Copies are very hard to find? Oh my g- I had this movie!

[FrenchPaul1988]

1:24 Copies are very hard to find ?! Dang, I remember seeing a copy of this on DVD somewhere a couple of months ago. Guess I did well NOT buying it. :P

[Waterlootube97]

I didn't even know this existed, which I suppose is a good thing as bad films normally send me into rants.

[casablanca4381]

ummmm... yeah was this person just to lazy to make an origianla story line and on crack when they made this?

[redninjaa22]

I lost my ball!

This.

IS.

THE.

WORST.

POSSIBLE.

THING!!!!

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

@redninjaa22

What? I really mean it this time...

[oars44]

@redninjaa22 so I take it you havent seen the other two titanic animated movies?

[Macmon33]

@redninjaa22 I wish I could thumbs up this comment a billion times

[SHADETHEDARKKNIGHT]

@redninjaa22 I see what you did there >w>

[microwave199]

@redninjaa22 it's not like i can go down and take it!

[blade10000]

@redninjaa22 I see what you did there. But do you really mean it this time?

[UberImperialGuard]

@redninjaa22 i c wut u did thar *brohoof* :D

[Arzaker]

@redninjaa22

*magically spawns a sofa to fall dramatically on*

[TheOtherNeutrino]

@Arzaker What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass did you?

[Arzaker]

@TheOtherNeutrino ¯\ (O_o) /¯

frankly rarity i don't know what to suspect

[TheOtherNeutrino]

@redninjaa22 What a drama queen. Relatively speaking...

[rence234]

@redninjaa22 dude brohoof? 

[chicopapass]

@redninjaa22 haha brony jokes

[CimsonoftheRose]

dude the whole movie is a rip off..... like that dectective looked alot like sherlock... the two hench men and the aunt looked like cruella and jasper and jack (i think) from the dalmations .... and EVERYTHING IS A RIP OFF!!!!! XD

[Myytmovies]

@CimsonoftheRose get don bluth, rob iger, james cameron, and barry meyer to watch this and see how fast the lawsuits come in

[TerryGibbsWF]

Canada's Waterloo Region Record newspaper said of the film: "Talk about boneheaded revisionism: A feature length cartoon version of the Titanic story is a bad enough idea."

Italian film critic Morando Morandini and his assistant writers gave it two stars out of five.

[RadialSkid]

The rapping dog looks frighteningly like Sam Elliott. 

[RadialSkid]

@RadialSkid

And then, as soon as I post that, the dog that SOUNDS like Sam Elliott is introduced....

[MissRandomSkittlez]

Real titantic: It pwns the crap outta this one

[spas16]

@MissRandomSkittlez

No kidding, even Baby Geniuses pwns this.

[Boninja88]

4:15 That's actually ocd.

[Whitetiger770]

Where is Billy Zane when you need him?

[Artprincess247]

I have to admit, i kinda liked this, even though it is pretty stupid and lammer then the other titanic film, and that rap song it actually pretty catchy, though theres really no point in it.

[ErnilEnNaur]

Definitely one of NC's best reviews, absolutely hilarious.

[xWolfandBowserFanx]

Pause at 04:39 . Do you need anymore fecking arms?:/

[BlackRose85789]

id sue that basterd for copyrighting a movie,how the fuck is even [ossible for the piece of work to still exist X(

[itsconnorstime]

HOW DO THESE MOVIES EVER EXIST

[Tahkaullus01]

Anyone else think the evil stepsister in green looks like Dresella from Disney's Cinderella? For that matter, the evil stepmother looks like Lady Tremaine!! THESE ITALIAN BASTARDS WEREN'T EVEN TRYING!!!!!

[haloprime360]

@hyberdeath84

up yours.

[mak34237]

I don't know of any Scotsman that rap. So why is there a rapping Scottish terrier?

[LetsPlayGuy12]

Not True Tale: Rapping dog and Mexican Mice.

True Tale: The Original

What the Not True Tale WANTS you to believe:

Not True Tale: The Original

True Tale: Rapping Dog and Mexican mice

[Guranga93]

raping dogs.....1912......YEAH????

[MrMatto91]

Oh please, no one is original in this day and age. You ever heard of the book character that turns into a dog and rides a motorcycle?

[ScantGore]

Everyone knows hip hop was a prominent form of music in 1912.

[stlouisrocker100]

Jagermeister. That stuff's awesome. Taste nasty, but awesome.

[snakes3425]

To get through the entire Italian Animated Titanic Trilogy you'd need Oil Tanker full of Herr Jagermeister

[LadyJuse]

@snakes3425 They...made...MORE?

[Tahkaullus01]

@snakes3425 I probably shouldn't make you aware of the OTHER Animated Titanic movie then. Critic calls in a bottle that needs carrying by three Helicopters

[snakes3425]

@Tahkaullus01

You mean the one with Talking Dolphins and it's sequal with a Rapping Shark, trust me you'd need an oil tanker full of Herr Jagermeister to get through all three

[Tahkaullus01]

@snakes3425 Oh GOD!!!! I NEED A MIRROR!!!! BRING ME A MIRROR STAT!!! I NEED TO CRY!!!!

[SitaBrightwind]

Yay I get the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reference now!

[konnii1]

now get in the bag or els il stap you

[konnii1]

wait wait wait there are two movies

[smitty9148]

Why do the dalmatians look like Pongo and Perdita?

[stlouisrocker100]

@smitty9148 That's one reason why this movie is called a big rip off. ;)

[jaguar4u2012]

Next we will have a "World Trade Center Disaster" with Talking pegions

Evil Muslim Wizards and Oliver's Company

[TheSurefireGamer]

@jaguar4u2012 And don't forget the Pop-Singing Squirrel...

[jaguar4u2012]

@TheSurefireGamer

Ofcourse! the Squorrels!

they will sing a pop song on the top of the building

[4getfulness16]

@jaguar4u2012 Don't give Hollywood any ideas....

[jaguar4u2012]

@4getfulness16

OH NO!

Its too Late!

Hollywood Just Green Lighted "The Twin Towers Tale"

[4getfulness16]

@jaguar4u2012 OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sjbaag]

That rapping dog must be a rabid dog.....

[muttley299]

OMG I want that tiny bottle of jagermeister

[qwuezalothus]

And to think that there's another one yet.... xd

[TheDoopliss2]

Why is he complaining about the animated movies fallowing the original? They're remakes, aren't they suppused to fallow the original?

[GatekeeperAidan]

@TheDoopliss2 The thing is, it isn't passed off as a remake. It's just a ripoff. The creator claims it all as his own work, even though it obviously steals from the much better Titanic movie.

[Randomer876]

Its what kids liked in the 90's i guess O_O ... i didnt like it it scared me (the fact that a dog is rapping SCRUFF MCGRUFF SCARED ME :(

[gmjjack]

The way the dog dances, its like a weird lava lamp where you zoom in and out on different pieces...ah crap, it just sucks!!!!

[dstebbin]

"Some Italian fart over in Italy"

As opposed to... an Italian fart in China?

[ggungaby]

I showed the rapping dog to my mom, and she couldn't believe that was real.

Say, can I have some of that Jagermeister?

[RandomMindz]

SOMEONE explain to me how RAP was invented DECADES before it ACTUALLY Did!!??

[ChrisRJ]

If the rapping part was never in the movie and was just released as a single, it might have been alright.

[newsky25]

would be nice



[Applemask]

SOME ITALIAN FART OVER IN ITALY

[IceColdKoopa]

@891mick avoid Batman and Robin that'll make u kill Joel Shoemaker

[newsky25]

@prinzaviator I understand that now, i'm obviously not a fan

[lilltartan]

troll...

[PrinzAviator]

@newsky25 This isn't his account; it's the account of a fan. Hence the name 'NostalgiaCriticFan4'.

[KingManOld]

@newsky25 oh sure, he'll shut up for you, he wouldn't want to make you sad, hey maybe he will even do your housework and wipe your ass.

[cocopuss365]

yeah, rapping dog, its party time. just celebrate your about-to-be death in a couple of minutes!! the Titanic shouldn't be taken as a joke!!!!

[GoldmansNephew]

I kind of liked the rapping dog. He's definitely the best part of the film, though it's not really saying much.

[shadowgoat130]

10:40 hey! two dalmatians, a red collar, and a blue collar...where have I seen that before!

[VestaBlaze09]

@shadowgoat130 JUST.... LIKE THAT OTHER MOVIE!

[LilacElf8582]

@shadowgoat130

I don't know... 'Lady and the Tramp'? lol ;)

[darkmoongoddess86]

@shadowgoat130 yeah and the mice, the 2 geese, OH and of course the cocker spaniel don't look anything like a Disney movie lol I like how the 2 stepsisters have black and red hair just like in Cinderella

[Jekktis]

if what happened at 8:50 in real life he would be a creep lol

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

lol at 5:38

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

I still cry ;_; to the song

[hyperdeath84]

Well, the dog's still better than Kanye West.

[urbanpeople42]

@hyperdeath84 um no

[hyperdeath84]

@urbanpeople42 opinion for comedic effect, yeah? He is rather fond of fish-dicks after all.

[ryukXsayu27]

Is anyone else reminded of trying to watch new episodes of Yugioh the Abridged Series?

[SlimAyDee]

That dog rap song is even more of a Big Lipped Alligator Moment than the actual Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

[captain0ldy0da]

Sorry to correct you NC. But here in England some of us call our Grandma's "Nanny"...

[Spadernator]

@captain0ldy0da Then isn't it odd that he's dating his Grandma's daughter?

[captain0ldy0da]

@Spadernator Lol, his Aunt? Yes.

[pathofoblivion]

@Spadernator Incest?

[cartmann94]

so many films he should review: like Raise the Titanic (1980), the sequel to the OTHER Titanic animated movie he reviewed, you know the one with the dog-faced octupus and of course, brittanic (2000). i'm not kidding

[blckbenbiggiefan123]

@cartmann94 BRITTANIC??? seriously? tell me what that one is about?

[cartmann94]

@blckbenbiggiefan123 That was a low budget british drama, dramatizing the story of Titanic's sister ship. Long story short, it combined a romance and a spy story all in one. (it happened during WW1) some people like it, but it was really lame for me.